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brandstifter-sys · 2 years

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Dare to Dare

For @moceit-appreciation-week Day 3: Game Night

Word Count: 1971

Characters: fem!Patton, fem!Janus, fem!Remus, fem!Roman, fem!Virgil (mtf)

Rating: T

Warnings: Genderbend, mild innuendo, background dukexiety

Pat hasn't had much experience with friends outside of school, so when she finds herself hanging out with Rosa and Reina at Vi's apartment, she gets pulled into a game of truth or dare. She winds up revealing her crush and it turns out that she might just be the luckiest lady on campus.

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Pat had no problem with hanging out at Vi's apartment with the twins. It was a nice break from the drudgery that is college. They were just sitting around and watching some Disney movies when Ro had a brilliant idea.

"Truth or Dare!" Ro cheered and paused her beloved Cinderella. Pat glanced at the girl perched behind her on the couch, expecting her to say no. Violetta was not a fan of these sleepover games, especially when Reina was wiggling impishly on her back and swinging her legs over the back of the couch, narrowly missing her.

"Sure, if it gets Duchie to knock it off," Vi said and grabbed Reina's ankle before she got hit, "And I get to ask first."

"Really?" Ro gasped and clapped excitedly, "By all means!"

"You good, Pat?" Vi asked, noting her hesitance.

"I, uh, never played before," Pat admitted shyly and rubbed her arm. She wasn't really used to spending time with friends at night.

"I promise I won't dare you to strip and show off your big b—" Reina began, only for Vi to push her off the couch.

"I was gonna say 'butt!'" Reina whined. Vi rolled her eyes and sighed. Pat smiled apologetically at her and rubbed her knee.

"I want to play, but keep it clean, at least for me."

"Sure thing."

"Absolutely!"

"I'll keep it PG 13. I wanna see tattoos and collar bones."

"Thanks. Okay so can you show me how this works? I'm pretty sure I know the basics," Pat asked with a bit more enthusiasm.

"It's pretty simple," Vi shrugged, "Princess, truth or dare?" Pat watched Ro roll her neck and smirk, not one to back away from a challenge.

"Dare."

"I dare you to order us some pizzas and pay for them," Vi said with a dark smirk. She could see Ro's hopes and dreams crumbling.

"Fine. But first, Changeling," Ro said, getting Reina to scramble to her feet, "Truth or dare."

"I'm an open book so, dare, if you have the guts!" Reina grinned.

"I dare you to call your crush and tell them you're pregnant with their child."

"Pfft! If only I had to use my phone!" Reina laughed and flopped on the couch. She grinned at Vi and fluttered her lashes.

"I'm pregnant with your child, Scare Bear!" she giggled. Vi blushed and averted her gaze. She eyed Pat, just to be sure she was okay while Ro stepped into the other room to order.

"It's pretty simple, if you think you got it."

"I get it and I'm ready!" Pat giggled.

"Then, truth or dare, Patty-cake!" Reina grinned.

"Um dare," Pat winced. She did not want to answer some of the Duchess' questions. The wicked grin that crossed her lips had Pat regretting that decision.

"I dare you to plant a steamy smooch on the next person to come to the door!"

"Does it have to be on the lips?"

"Nah! I can't really dare you to do anything really fun, so just a smooch!" Reina laughed and nudged Vi's leg.

"If you want to switch to truth, you can."

"Yeah! You can tell me who keeps showing up in your wet dreams!"

"I'll stick with the dare!" Pat squeaked. Reina pouted and shrugged.

"Suit yourself. It's your turn since you have to wait!"

"Vi," Pat said feeling a little less disturbed, "Truth or dare?" Vi tapped her thumbnail against her lip and glanced around the room. She could trust Pat to give her a dare that wouldn't be humiliating, and to ask innocent questions.

"Don't cower now," Ro jeered as she returned, sitting on the floor with pride.

"Dare."

"Hmm I had to think of both, didn't I? Pat giggled, "I dare you to take off your hoodie for the rest of the night!"

Vi sighed and took off her hoodie, revealing the sleeves of tattoos on her upper arms. It was a mild dare.

"The E did nothing to those arms!" Reina swooned.

"Let's switch it up," Vi said quickly, "Duchie, you know the question."

"Dare!"

"I dare you to keep your mouth shut until the pizza gets here. Unless it's your turn."

"Mean!" Reina whined before locking on to her sister, "Okay, Princess, truth or dare?"

"Dare, naturally, as if you have to ask!" Ro huffed and glared at her twin.

"I dare you to say something genuinely nice about me!" Reina grinned. Ro's face twisted in pain and she took a deep breath.

"You don't smell like a walking trash can from a seafood restaurant."

Reina shrugged, accepting it, giving Ro the opportunity to continue the game.

"Pat, truth or dare?"

"Truth," she replied, curious to see what that option would lead to.

"If you have a crush, who are they?" Ro asked with an eager smile. Pat knew that she was royally screwed, because Rosa loved playing wing woman.

"Um," she said shyly and hugged her knees to her chest, "well, there's this girl in my philosophy class—she's so cool and smart and charming." Pat closed her eyes and pictured the woman in question as if she were standing right there. She could see the birthmark on her left eye, her piercing glare that could cut through steel, and the long dark hair that framed her face.

"Go on," Ro pressed. Pat bit her lip and sighed.

"Why bother? She's so far out of my league and I don't think she likes me at all."

"Because I'm curious and you have to tell the truth, including who she is," Ro pressed and crawled to her, placing her arms on the couch cushion.

"Her name is Janette," Pat squeaked. Vi fell off the back of the couch with a thud.

"Oh no!" Pat yelped and got up to help her friend. Vi got up and motioned for her to sit down again, which she did.

"Did you say 'Janette' as in Janette Dioli?"

"Do you know her?" Pat asked and looked at her friends' faces. Vi was stunned. Ro's jaw dropped. Reina was wiggling and squirming, tugging at her hair because she couldn't speak.

"She's my cousin."

"Oh, uh, is that a bad thing?"

"Depends on what you really think of her," Vi shrugged and glared at the imp slamming her fists on the ground, "Alright you get a free pass, I want my deposit back!"

"She's totally into you!" Reina nearly shouted when she got permission to speak, "Little Miss Goth-itrescu won't shut up about this sweet little lady in her philosophy class and Logan's lecture! My god now I know why she's scared shitless to make a move! You have to ask her to get coffee or to be her chair!"

"What?" Pat gasped, "Really? You think she'd be interested in me? She's so pretty and suave and witty and I'm—"

"A kind, sweet woman with so much love to give and an open mind," Ro cut her off.

"And a great amount of squish and a killer rack!" Reina added.

"You lost your free pass," Vi huffed. Reina pouted and stared up at her with puppy eyes. Vi was immune.

"If you really think that someone with as much snark and twice as much sass as me is someone worth your time and attention—"

"You're my best friend, and you're worth my time and attention. If you're saying she's a lot like you, why wouldn't she be?"

"Do you want to get coffee with her?" Vi asked and pulled her phone from her pocket to check her texts. She smirked and put it away before Pat thought she was texting Janette.

"Yes. I really do. But I can't just ask her, I might get too nervous to speak or I might be way too bold!"

"That's up to you, I won't push you to do anything, except doing your dare."

"Thanks Vi, all of you. I need a little time to think about all of this. Can we get back to the game?"

"Yeah, you're asking," Vi said and leaned on the couch.

"Vi, truth or dare?" Pat asked with a smile, still blushing from the new information. Janette actually liked her of all people?

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Duchie and Princess, wherever they choose," Pat said with a giggle. Vi pouted and knelt by Ro. Ro huffed fondly and tapped her cheek. Then she stood up and marched over to Reina. The little imp was grinning and tapping her thigh.

"You're kidding," Vi sighed and got on the floor, kissing just above her knee. Reina grinned as Vi rose and glared at Pat. She was so gonna get it!

"Alright, Pat, truth or dare?"

"Uh, dare," Pat said and curled into herself. Vi had the perfect revenge already planned, but there was a knock on the door. The pizza was there.

"I dare you to answer the door, and don't forget Duchie's dare," she said with a smirk and pulled out her phone, texting someone at light speed. Pat winced and nodded. She brushed off her shirt and pulled her hair behind her shoulders.

She approached the door with Ro on her tail and flung it open. She was stunned to see Janette standing there in a black blouse and slacks, frowning at her phone and holding two pizza boxes.

"I don't care if you're family, I still expect a fair tip, and hanging out with you and the twins is not a fair tip, even if those two want kisses."

"Um," Pat winced at her harsh tone. Janette looked up and gawked. Ro swooped in and snatched the prepaid pizzas with a knowing smirk and left them to figure things out.

"I didn't realize you were going to be here, I apologize for my curt tone," Janette muttered shyly and averted her gaze.

"It's alright, you just got off work and I know Vi is your cousin and she's a little rough around the edges," Pat said and swayed shyly.

"It doesn't excuse the fact that—"

"I don't hear smooching!" Reina shouted and cut her off. Janette flushed as quickly as Pat.

"Um, I know this is sudden, but can I kiss you? It doesn't have to be—"

"It does!!"

"It really doesn't have to be on the lips if you aren't comfortable," Pat said quietly. Janette met her gaze and sighed.

"I don't want to fight Reina, and I would be okay with it if you are. It's just a dare, afterall."

Pat quickly placed a soft kiss to her lips and giggled.

"If you want, maybe it doesn't have to be just a dare," Pat suggested. Janette paused and smiled at her.

"Coffee? Perhaps before philosophy?"

"You got it! Did you want to come inside? I think Vi is expecting you," Pat said and moved to let her in.

"She is. And just to be clear, I don't have to kiss anyone else?"

"So far, nope. We might get back to playing truth or dare. But you don't have to join in if you don't want," Pat said with a little more pep as she closed the door and led Janette to the main room. She was surprised when they were only met with Ro.

"She had to drag the Changeling to her room to keep her quiet," Ro said with a sigh, "I pray she literally has a pet spider to show."

"She has two," Janette mused, "But she doesn't take them out of their tanks. You're both safe."

That's a relief!" Pat giggled, "I'm terrified of spiders!"

"What about snakes?"

"They're so cute! As long as they don't try to bite me they're okay with me!"

"You sound like second date material," Janette teased and sat on the couch. Pat sat next to her and beamed. She could probably prove to be third date material too!

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whitestgray · 6 months

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Do I even have to say anything? Patty Sanders and Dream would be best friends immediately.

#undertale #gacha community #genderbend #traitor ink au #dream sans #patton sanders #sanders sides #crossover #besties #platonic #jokublog #thomas sanders #mother figure

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mr-3rr0r · 2 years

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FUCK IT!

Edit: Addison's new name is Audrey, And also these designs are sort of outdated.

#my greatest enemy is a child #Ew penny #Ew patton #Ew andré #Ew Addison #Ew Lloyd #Ew Leena #Genderbend #My art #3rr0r's art #Ew Mono

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ao3feed-tododeku · 2 months

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#AO3 Link #FanFiction #AO3 Tododeku #💚#💙#Tododeku #♥#R:T #A:Pattons Pens #Sex Swap #Fluff

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lovecorepatton · 1 year

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[id: two illustrations of patton, a vietnamese person with medium skin and short wing-like hair. she's grinning and wearing a pair of rose gold square glasses with googly eyes stuck to them. they have a cyan collared shirt and a grey sweater tied over his shoulders and a blue and white striped party hat. patton holds a cake with three candles stuck to it, all sliding off. the cake frosting is dripping to the side and on his cheeks. the two versions show one oversaturated and the second somewhat greyed. end id.]

birthday girl (don't tag as genderbend)

#patton sanders #sanders sides #eyestrain i think

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emphasis-on-the-oopsie · 1 year

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Thank you for the tag @bluejay-in-flight!

Tag people you want to get to know better

Three ships - Logan/Patton (Logicality) from Sanders Sides, Jon/Tim/Martin/Sasha (Polyarchives/Polychives) from The Magnus Archives, Zuko/Sokka (Zukka) from Avatar the Last Airbender

First ship - oh fucking god. If it counts probably the mane 6 from mlp with their genderbends. If it doesn't then Fluttershy/Discord (Fluttercord) from my little pony

Currently listening - songs from my :) playlist, spotify daily mixes, and this mashup

Last movie - uhhhh probably the film version of Sorry, Wrong Number. I actually haven't finished it but it was very fun

Currently watching - if we mean series, then season 4 of The Dragon Prince. If we include youtube videos, then a bunch of pokemon hardcore nuzlocke challenges and videos about competitive pokemon cause it has been a hyperfixation of mine for a bit

Currently reading - archive group chat by Plagg on ao3

Currently consuming - uhhh water i guess??? Stay hydrated everyone

Currently craving - hugs or some sleep. Which i should probably do

Tagging (no pressure!): @menacevenice @lavenderfoxboy @spacedouterri

#tag games #victor rambles #listen. listen. do NOT judge me for my first ships babey me was certainly Something

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phoenixwatchesmovies · 9 months

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Ok, I'm doing this out of order, but it's my blog and I can do what I want. *rubs hands together* Let's talk about Freddy's Revenge.

So, this one's kind of a weird one if you're talking Elm Street movies, but a pretty solid possession movie. Think of it as taking a specific Lego set and using it to build something completely different than what's pictured on the box. For example (spoilers ahoy, I guess):

Dream deaths - while no one falls asleep and dies, whenever Jesse falls asleep, Freddy takes over to slice and dice

Mythology - this franchise entry seems to fall into the haunted house/cursed item category, and thus it has less to do with the people than it does with the house/item in question. In this case, that's Nancy Thompson's old house and Freddy's glove.

(Minor tangent. The rest of the franchise follows along with this one's framing of the house as a main character, or at least a significant location, but otherwise pretends this movie doesn't exist. While that DOES make sense, considering this one fits so outside the box, WHY keep up with the whole house thing?! 1428 Elm Street is only significant because Nancy lived there, and if there's one thing Freddy's Revenge does well, it's establishing the connection between Nancy and Freddy, and thus the house and Freddy. His weapon of choice is still hidden in the basement, so OF COURSE it makes sense that the house itself figures heavily in how the narrative plays out. That's not the case so much elsewhere in the franchise, but I'll get back to that with later movies.)

As stated above, this works best as a possession movie that happens to feature Freddy Krueger rather than a Freddy Krueger movie. No stalking and killing people in their dreams here. Instead, we get Freddy haunting Jesse's dreams in an effort to take over his body and resume his killing spree. Coming at it from this angle, even the pool party massacre makes sense! (Though I haven't seen anything that indicates this was the intention all along, so this is just me calling it like I see it.)

See? Same devices made to serve different functions.

Also, yeah. This movie is pretty fucking gay. The way Jesse is filmed hovers between "suggestive" and "male gaze," there's the whole leather bar scene, Coach Snyder's death is literally balls and ass, and then there's this:

There is nothing more I can say about this that hasn't been said eleventy-one million times already, and there is an entire documentary about Mark Patton's experience filming this movie, so I'm moving on.

Two of my favorite aspects of the movie are the effects and the soundtrack. Jesse's transformation into Freddy is hella gnarly (you want body horror? You got it!), and Freddy himself is just plain gross and scary looking.

You agree, yes? And Freddy's death this time around is *chef kiss* All hail the FX department! And the soundtrack! A darker toned movie needs a darker toned score, so we don't get Charles Bernstein's dreamy theme, but we DO get something creepy and unnerving.

I dig it.

Onto the rest of it. This movie, in many respects, suffers from a lack of time. The rush to get it out in such a hurry (less than a year after the original was released, if you were curious) leaves a lot of the story undeveloped. My fourth bullet point up above? I'm pretty sure I put more thought into that than TPTB did. The characters feel half-baked, and the only relationship that seems believable is between Jesse and Grady, and even that takes a hit from the rough pacing. Because the pacing? It's rough. Too much time is spent on hashing out lore the audience already knows, and not enough on expanding what's new to this installment. Or on making the genderbend make sense. I love the idea of a Final Boy, but...

Actually, this needs its own paragraph. The thing about every Final Girl you can think of is, she does something. She doesn't necessarily need to defeat the Big Bad (Sally Hardesty outruns hers, and Laurie Strode holds hers off until help arrives, after all), but she still has to drive the story somehow. Nancy, for instance, does the heavy lifting of the previous film. She's the one sounding the alarm about Freddy, trying to smoke him out, and finally cornering him. And she never once loses her agency in the process. Jesse, on the other hand...stuff just happens to him. He ends up being less of a Final anything, and is instead a picture perfect possession victim, with little to no control over what's happening to him and ultimately needing someone else to save him. Which fits in with Bullet Point #4, but again, I doubt that much thought went into it. You know who DOES hit all the marks for a Final Character? Lisa. And she's only there to host a party and kiss Freddy back into being Jesse. Is this argument coming several decades too late? Yes! Do I care? No! They did that boy dirty, and I'm mad about it!

Idk, man. It's not the best of the series, but that doesn't mean it's not good. I certainly enjoyed it more rewatching it than I did the first time around, which gives more weight to the general consensus of there are no shitty Freddy movies.

That being said, this one needed more Freddy.

#phoenix rants #a nightmare on elm street #freddy krueger #robert englund #mark patton

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ladysunamireads · 2 months

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#AO3 Link #FanFiction #AO3 Tododeku #♥#Tododeku #BNHA #⚣#🐰❄️🔥#R:T #Sex Swap #Fluff #A:Pattons Pens

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fossilizedhysterics · 24 days

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sanders art dump bc people seemed to like the forever weed post 🫶 mostly just funnies i like never draw serious shit

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ao3feed-todoroki · 2 months

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#AO3 Link #FanFiction #AO3 Tododeku #♥#Tododeku #Fuyumi Todoroki #❄️🔥#⚣#R:T #A:Pattons Pens #Sex Swap #Fluff

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maze-arts · 3 years

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So... the casual Patton outfit... can you telI i reaIly Iike drawing overaIls?

Taglist :

@bothcreativitybois @ollyollyoxinfree @anxiousbanshee @andey-moonglow @whatishappeningrightnow @tottalynotgayatall @mistythegenderqueermess @anxiouscams @thishappens30timesaday

#my art #sanders sides #ts sanders sides #thomas sanders #sanders sides fanart #fem patton #patton sanders #patton sanders fanart #ts patton #ts patton fanart #genderbend Patton #fem patton fanart

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brandstifter-sys · 10 months

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Hiding Eyes

For @dukexietyweek Day 7: Soulmate (Ao3) (login required)

Word Count:2797

Rating: T

Characters: Remus, fem Patton, fem Janus, Virgil

Warnings: mtf Virgil, genderbend, background moceit, sex mention, alcohol

In a world where you have one of your soulmate's eyes and can see what they're seeing if you cover your borrowed eye, it should be easy to find your soulmate. Unless you can't see anything when you try and get a look. Remus, a movie star, is unfortunate that he can't see anything. He's ready to give up hope until a chance meeting at his oldest friend's drag show.

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Sometimes it was hard to look for a soulmate even though they had one of your eyes. If they covered the borrowed eye they could see what you were looking at. For Remus, it was a lot harder to tell.

He was happy to be finished with his latest movie and wanted to either sleep or get smashed. At least this one wasn't some trashy romcom where he'd have to play straight. It was a trashy macabre romcom where he had to play bi, Cthulhu in Love , and he was the lead! He was just glad that he didn't have to sit in makeup for hours to get his face tentacles done that day and instead just put on a fake beard to match his mustache. And he had the next day off!

Remus carefully removed the color contact from his right eye and closed his eyes. All he could see was darkness but it was nice, sometimes the light was too much. He sighed, not bothering to just cover his right eye to catch a glimpse of his soulmate's world. He never saw anything. Sometimes he wondered if he even had a soulmate.

He wouldn't be surprised if he didn't, he was aro and he didn't really want to enter some one-sided romance if he could help it. But it would be nice to at least see who got stuck with him. He knew he was a lot to handle.

"Hey, Remus?" someone called to him from the other side of the door. Remus got up with a grunt and opened it to reveal his costar, Pat, and she looked worn out.

"What's up Patty-cake?" he asked and leaned against the door frame.

"Sorry if I'm bothering you, I just thought you might want to get some dinner and see Janice's performance tonight," Pat said and played with her hoodie strings. Remus couldn't really say no, he wanted to see his childhood bestie's drag performance even if she spent the rest of the night with her soulmate.

"Give me five minutes to get dressed and then we can party!" he grinned, "If you want to watch me strip you can come in!" Pat shook her head and smiled sweetly.

"I'm spoken for. I'll be here when you're ready!"

"One of us has to be," Remus shrugged.

"You have a soulmate, little mister, and I will fight you if you say you don't!"

"You can't win on an empty stomach!" Remus jeered, "And Jan would get off seeing you beat me up!"

"Remus," she scowled and adjusted her glasses.

"I'll be right out!"

Remus was incognito, hiding his skunky bangs with a beanie and his body in a hoodie and baggy pants. Pat wasn't as hidden as they entered the bar, reeking of McDonald's. It wasn't terribly crowded, but still full and dimly lit. Remus could see the low stage and the lights. It would be a good show.

"If you save me a seat, I'll get the drinks," Remus suggested.

"Okay, can you get me a Hemingway Champagne, please?" she said brightly. Remus ruffled her hair and laughed before sauntering to the bar.

Remus moved like he was the hottest thing in the world and leaned against the bar with a winning smile. The bartender got one look at him in his bum attire and sighed. She was pretty, with long purple hair that covered her right eye and half of her glasses. She had deathly pale skin that looked more pallid paired with her black hoodie.

"Hey there gorgeous!" Remus cooed and motioned her over. She moved towards him reluctantly and crossed her arms.

"I thought I told you I'm not doing it. I'm not falling for it."

"Falling for what?"

"Don't play dumb, Roman. A fake mustache and a pale blue color contact are not going to convince me that you're Remus."

"So you know the boring theater twin!" Remus laughed, "I'm sorry for you, girl!" The bartender's visible eye went wide and she shook her head.

"I'm not going to kill him, I'm not going to kill him," she sighed as her cheeks turned pink.

"That's my job! And here I thought Roman didn't have hot friends!"

"Are you gonna order or waste my time?" she huffed.

"Can I get a Death in the Afternoon and Alligator Sperm? And if you have to spit in one, aim for the gator! Pattycake doesn't deserve my hate," Remus said brightly before he noticed her eye. It was the same brown-green hazel as his.

"Anything else or do you need to stay sober for your next shoot?"

"That's all for now. How did you know I'm shooting a new movie?"

"Jan. She always gushes about her soulmate being a movie star and working with you all the time. I haven't told anyone if you're trying to keep an industry secret or something," she shrugged, not exactly telling the whole truth, but Remus couldn't be sure.

"It's not really a secret, just not well known. I'm sure it's all over my fan pages! I can't hide from them, not that I want to—they're why I have what I do."

"It's not because you have talent or anything," she scoffed and rolled her eyes. Remus snickered and bobbed his head back and forth.

"Talent? Half the time I don't even speak in my fun movies! It's my hot bod and creepy mannerisms that sell those! I mean it was the fans that petitioned for me to play the creature in Frankenstein. I wasn't considered since I'm not a tall brooding goth prince, but it's my best performance, and I have the fans to thank for that."

"You were better in Cuttle as a tentacle monster. Even if the fanart got weird. I needed to bleach my eyes."

"Is that why you cover your soul eye?"

"I keep one eye covered because it's light sensitive, because of genetics," she said flatly and got to work on the drinks, avoiding eye contact.

"Do you put eyeshadow and liner on both sides?" Remus asked. She moved her bangs to reveal that she had an eye patch on her glasses.

"There's no point. Anything else or are you going to give your friend her drink?"

"Oh Pat! Right! We're both here for Janice, or should I say, Dante Infernal! You got me there! Can I get your name before I go? Hot bartender isn't a good name."

"Violetta, but you can call me Vi," she said shyly and slid him both drinks. Remus beamed and took them.

"Thanks! I like that name! Maybe I'll see you around!" he said and trotted off to find Pat.

Of course, when he found her, she was with Janice in a more secluded booth, giggling and flirting with the drag king. It was so easy for Dante Infernal to charm anyone with his wry smirk and gentlemanly wiles. It was cute but Remus was not interested in third wheeling just yet. He was too sober to deal with any romance.

"Should I get you a second straw to share?" he teased and set her drink on the table. Pat giggled and beamed at him.

"Thank you so much Ree!"

"Hello Remus, I'm surprised you haven't snapped anyone up yet," Janice teased. Remus shrugged and took a swig of his curdling drink.

"I just got here, give me some time!" he laughed, "And maybe I want to be a good friend first!" Janice chuckled as he downed the rest of his drink.

"So you're going to give me a few dollars and sulk at the bar this time?" she hummed knowingly as Pat sipped her drink.

"Maybe," he pouted, "As long as the hot bartender doesn't get tired of me!"

"Violetta? Oh, darling, if she figures out you're you, you might get tired of her . She's a huge fan of your horror movies, and your butt."

"Really? I mean my ass is perfect but she didn't seem interested in it! She's got the big tiddy goth girlfriend vibe so it checks out that she'd like those movies!"

"She certainly does, even before her top surgery she was gifted," Janice said bitterly.

"Your tiny titties are cute!" Pat cooed and hugged her. Jan nuzzled her hair and kissed her cheek. Remus blinked and stared at them both. He was still too sober for this.

"I'm gonna go back and get another drink."

"Remus, don't drink too much, okay?" Pat pouted. Remus flicked his wrist at her and pulled a few bills from his pocket.

"Don't have too much rockin sex, okay?" he retorted and handed the money to Jan. She knew that meant he wouldn't be close by when she performed. She also knew that Pat was flustered, so she waved Remus off to do whatever he was planning.

Remus waved impishly and went back to the bar, this time hopping on a stool and setting his empty glass down. Vi glanced at him and sighed.

"Finished already?"

"Yeah, can I get another one?" he asked and wiggled his eyebrows as she took the glass.

"Not for a while. I'm not letting you get drunk, pretty boy. Your romcom fans will eat you alive."

"I'd rather my horror fans did. Literally!" he jeered, "You know you want to!"

"Do I?" she asked and set the glass on a tray to go through the wash.

"Well you've got Jennifer's body, so why not enjoy a snack?"

"What?" she snorted and turned around.

"Is your name Megan because damn you're foxy!" Remus purred with a goofy grin.

"Shouldn't you save that for your soulmate?" she said with a snicker. Remus wanted to hear her laugh more.

"I don't think I have one, I'm aro and I don't see anything when I do the eye thing," he said with a shrug, "I don't mind. If I had one, they'd have to deal with the paparazzi, my schedule, and me!"

"Being aro doesn't mean you don't have a soulmate, I can tell you that much. Blind people exist. And maybe don't treat yourself like a problem. It doesn't help anyone," Vi replied and leaned on the bar across from him.

"I'm a lot to handle, but I'm a lot of sexy fun too," Remus giggled, "So you're aro spec, huh? And you have a soulmate?"

"Yeah, but the universe hates me so I don't look anymore. They're only interested in men. But you're not here to listen to my problems."

"I don't mind, I'm curious—what idiot wouldn't want a babe like you?" he said and held his chin in his hands.

"Some idiot I knew of in school who's in the film industry now. Roman thinks you might know them, I'm pretty sure you do."

"Can I see your other eye? It could help me figure out who they could be. And I kinda just want to see both eyes."

"I'm gonna regret this," Vi sighed and moved her bangs. She lowered her glasses and bit her lip, trying not to squeeze her eyes shut in the dim light.

Remus gasped when he saw that familiar pale blue iris staring at him. He slapped his hand over his right eye and saw a blurry version of himself gawking and covering his eye. His hand fell to his side and he shook with so much excitement he had no idea how to release it.

"Remus?" Vi asked hesitantly and readjusted her glasses. She was regretting that choice.

She yelped when he grabbed her face and kissed her like he would die without her lips.

"Holy shit!" Vi gasped and lurched back. Her lips were tingling and she was staring at Remus in shock.

"I know I should've asked first," he said softly, "I wasn't thinking."

"But you—"

"Love is love, no matter how romantic or platonic or alterous. And I could see myself falling headfirst in a vat of battery acid for you, no romance required."

"You don't have to do that," she said with a shy laugh. Remus beamed, proud that he could bring that sound out of her.

"So we went to school together, and you were too shy to say anything to me, huh?"

"You were—are so confident and bold, and you had friends, it was intimidating, and I was really just a nobody with self esteem issues and I avoided you as much as I could. The easiest way to do that was spending time with Roman."

"Hmm, well it would be really funny if you were the hot emo who always had headphones and a spiderweb backpack! I had such a mesh it was embarrassing!"

"Oh god," Vi groaned and went bright red, "I still have that backpack."

"Okay now I definitely need your number and I need to take you on a date!" Remus laughed, "I can be covert if you like!"

"Please? I don't need the paparazzi tearing into me because I'm an edgy trans woman."

"The only one tearing into you is gonna be me!" Remus jeered. Vi shook her head and readjusted herself.

"Go watch the show, my shift is over in five so I'll find you, before Jan can rub it in," Vi said, "And don't think you're gonna be the one tearing into anyone."

"I'm looking forward to proving Pat right! And getting to know you!" Remus grinned and waved impishly before trotting off to join his co-star.

Unfortunately for Remus, he missed Janice's performance, but he was able to take his seat by the lovers without drawing attention to himself.

"There you are, Remus," Jan hummed and ran her fingers through Pat's hair, "finally tired of your biggest fan?"

"Nope! I just wanted to check in on you and tell you that I owe Pattycake a puppy!"

"You found your soulmate!" Pat gasped and sat up. Remus nodded excitedly with a bright grin. Pat squeaked and hugged him, far too excited to contain herself.

"Did you meet them or did you finally see something?" Pat squealed, "Do you know what they look like? Are they handsome?"

"Darling, let him breathe," Janus hummed, "One question at a time."

"I finally got to see and I met my soulmate," Remus giggled and shimmied excitedly. Pat was so happy, hanging off his every word. Jan was more interested in the figure looming towards them.

"And she is the most beautiful woman with the most sultry voice and she could burn me alive with her stare!" Remus gushed, and swooned, leaning into the seat, "And I want her to step on me."

"That's no way to describe someone to your witnesses," Vi said and sat next to Remus. Remus leaned against her and beamed.

"Well, this is an unexpected twist," Jan hummed with a smirk. Vi flipped her off and flipped her hair over her shoulder.

"Sounds like you expected it," Remus giggled and wrapped his arm around Vi. She leaned against him and placed her hand on his thigh.

"I did, but I didn't expect you to be so, adoring," Jan hummed. Remus shrugged.

"It's not romantic adoration, it's all about power, beauty, the macabre, personal connection, and lust!"

"Lust?" Pat squeaked and inched closer to Jan.

"I'm a horny little bastard!" Remus giggled, "And it takes a lot to tame me!"

"I doubt it," Vi jeered.

"You would be the first to say that!" Remus jeered.

"Wait until your brother hears!" Pat gasped, looking for any reason to change the topic.

"He's known since high school. He'll be insufferable," Vi sighed, "More insufferable than Remus' rabid fans who hate his soulmate because he's not theirs and he won't ever see them like that."

"They what?" Remus gasped.

"They're usually kids. They get over it. Online I actually like to claim that yes, your soulmate is a raging bitch who would whip you and make you beg for the tiniest scrap of love," Vi said with a tiny smirk.

"You shouldn't be so mean to yourself, and you shouldn't lie just to belittle yourself either," Pat pouted. Vi shrugged and glanced at Remus. He was fighting back a fit of giggles.

"I'm not lying," she said softly. Remus' jaw dropped before a gleeful giggle escaped him.

"You really are my soulmate! Please tell me you have more than just whips and begging in mind!" he squealed and kissed her cheek, pulling her closer.

"I'll tell you more about it when we go on a real date."

"There's a nice diner that Jan and I go to, it's quaint and it doesn't have a pretty face, and it's open 24/7," Pat suggested.

"Are you free tonight?" Remus asked.

"No. I'm supposed to be going to a diner with my soulmate," Vi teased. Remus laughed brightly. Yeah, he was more than happy with his soulmate.

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