#general store guy

[starkidsdaily]

#starkid #team starkid #trail to oregon #jack bauer dikrats #jeff blim #joey richter #general store guy

[kairithemang0]

Remember what I said like a week ago about having a new favorite Joey picture?

I have a new favorite

#starkid #joey richter #trail to oregon #tto #team starkid #general store guy

[spleentoon]

Y'know I think it'd be really funny if during a playing of Trail to Oregon someone played as the General Store Guy and made a Working Boys joke at The World's At Stake Reprise but instead of college chums it was carpenders, like,

"Cause IIIIIII- nope. ...You might not guess it based off what you just heard, but uh, I've been writing my own musical. It's called, "Wooding Boys: A New Musical". It's the story of a couple of old carpender chums- Sure, they've found success in the business world, but they long for those old days in Ohio at the woodcutting station... But those days? They're gone for good... Or are they! ...I'd sing you the opening number, but I'm still workshopping it."

#tto #Trail to Oregon #Starkid #tgwdlm #The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals #Workin Boys #Working Boys #General Store Guy #Team Starkid

[awigglycultist]

#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket #starkid #twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #trail to oregon #the trail to oregon #achmed #general store guy

[charlottesweetly]

me?

bad wagon?

sell you

a "bad wagon"?

okay well in your opinion it was a

"bad wagon"

but are you a carpenter, sir???

no

then what the hell do you know about wagons anyway you

stupid idiot?

no offense

none taken

alright

#tto #general store guy

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

What if Wilbur accidentally goes back to the 1800s just going on a short walk and has to disguise as the General Store Guy-

Wilbur: *burst in through a random door sweating and wearing a cowboy hat and whatever general store guy's shirt is*

Wiggly: YOU'RE LATE! WHERE WERE YOU????

Wilbur: In the 1800s disguised as a salesman on the Oregon trail, being threatened by a guy who looks suspiciously like MacNamara because I sold him and his family a shitty wagon.Wiggly: Oh, I forgot we had that!

#wilbur cross #general store guy #wiggog y'wrath #trail to oregon #hatchetfield #black friday musical #nightmare time #team starkid

[wygolvillage]

im like 60% sure i know the Actual blog of the guy running emporium LOL and he is constantly posting ai art on both his tumblr and twitter and is selling it so... do what you will with this information

EDIT: okay yeah this is him

#im not super crazy anti generated art or anything but i just hate the merch store. im putting blood in the water for the piranhas #im also like... idk ai images are a novelty to me. selling them just seems kinda gross #considering the Ethics #like its one thing to do prompts for a shitpost but its another thing to like. sell this as an Alternative to graphic design #if this is the wrong guy who just Happens to have the same name same typing style and uses assets from the merch store for his posts #i apologize. but still o_O i think this is legit #emporium #anti emporium

[galmiahthepigeon]

Yeah you know what. I'm posting this idc

He's the type of guy to wear a fancy dress with his muddy hiking boots underneath. I think Donita should have given him a skirt in Flight of the Draco instead of that nightmare outfit, I think he would've had fun with it. he could have done little spins

#don't worry guys the lizards are shitty plastic jewelery or something. like those generic little plastic animals you'd get at the toy store #cant stop thinking abt how adhd he is. he would LOVE to stim by spinning with a skirt on i just KNOW it do you SEE my VISION #wild kratts #wk #martin kratt #kratt brothers #I didn't feel like cleaning this up and adding all the details but i really like this sketch #art

[hilacopter]

why do Hatchetfield characters have Ace Attorney witness names sometimes

#grace chasity for an evangelical christian #frank pricely for a greedy store owner #barry swift like come the fuck on that one's just #hatchetfield characters in general are ace attorney witnesses i think #an aa style hatchetfield game would be so goated #gary goldstein ace attorney #instead of OBJECTION he yells AUDITS #no but paul would work so well as an aa protagonist i think. he has the quintessential normal guy swag. #i'm just rambling in the tags now #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid

[songsofnoble]

might fuck around and make a "ranking joey richter's starkid/tin can bros roles" post bc i'm on my joey richter bullshit again.

#starkid #joey richter #team starkid #tin can bros #i'll probs mainly rank his lead/villain roles in starkid/tcb shows so ignoring general store guy & everyone else in ttto #and only the stage stuff

[kairithemang0]

Let's take a moment out of our days to appreciate Joey Richter during Trail to Oregon. He plays like 12 characters and a solid half of them come from one song. Truly legendary <3

#trail to oregon #tto #starkid #team starkid #joey richter #ok ok but who's your favorite joey character from tto? #mine's the general store guy and mcdoon #both are so iconic

[unpretty]

is there anything more confusing than when somebody mentions a robin is white. I read a fic earlier that said something offhand about Tim being a white guy and that is so fully and obviously wrong to my own brain that it broke my immersion for a second. I stopped reading, convinced that the writer has just made a terrible mistake, and not like. basing their fic on general canon. anyway, the robins are brown

i forget canon exists until some rando tries to correct me about something weird, sometimes inexplicably citing a comic that came out in the last four years

#original #ficblogging #but yeah the idea that lois lane isn't japanese and selina kyle isn't latina and time drake isn't chinese is like #WHAT are you talking about what do you mean #did we not all Just Know despite the art and stories clearly indicating none of this #the WEIRDEST pedantry i get is on the bruce wayne in walmart post #when someone asserts that tim would not be leading the tour bc he is also rich #i hate to break it to you guys but when you can only afford to shop at the cheapest worst grocery store #you generally do not take your rich friends there on a humorous anthropological excursion #that is. in fact. moneyed behavior.

[awigglycultist]

#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket #starkid #twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #the trail to oregon #trail to oregon #ja'far #general store guy

[wowitsverycool]

replaying scarlet hollow and man. why was i so weird and reactionary about sybil before? was i really that angry? was i joking? she's actually very intriguing and i want to know her character motivations!! why did i make a cheap unfunny rage post about her!! shes cool and an interesting villain!!

#side eyeing my past self so hard. was the general store joke worth it. #im putting on a dracula costume saying vas that guy bothering you to sybil rn #shes intriguing!! and hot! ! #scarlet hollow

[b4kuch1n]

1/ this bout of comms almost done and 2. spawndate in 3 days so I have! been fixin up some stuff for the itch store. that'll go live on the 29th! right now there Is a pack of the lineart stuff I did last year for folks who found that agreeable, still free to grab! for practicing coloring, or if you wanna mess around with colors when ur not feelin like doing lineart, or if you wanna try to figure out colors in a drastically different style than what you usually go for. or if u just wanna look at it that's cool too. small announcement that is all see u in a few

#bakuspeech #update on the situation: is mostly contained. it'll take a fair bit to make up for how much it's kicked us in the nuts #but it's doable. just Very annoying and tedious and sudden and overall it just sucks #esp. like right up close to my birthday lmao. like if it happened earlier this year I'd be like alright. sucks shit but par for the course #this year has already been so fucked up. this might as well happen #but since it's happened in december it really brings on the feeling of like. fr bitch? #right in front of my cake? me the birthday boy? the specialest fucking boy? #but well. theres a Thing around here that's ur birthday usually being the unluckiest day #but also we're the kind of folks who track death dates rather than birthdays. like up until very recently #all four of my grandparents have unspecified birthdays. their birth years aren't even correct. on paper they're like #a few years older than they actually are #and my granddad on my dads side was even from a family of some means so it wasnt even a class thing #man. last year Something was happening around this time too. idr what but it also sucked #mmm. well. what is really just is. and I've already taken a hammer to it anyhows #I'll do the same for the birthday thing. it Will be fucking good. I take a hammer to it #I'm very glad I still get some commissions even tho it was practically right up to noel #you guys are very generous. I don't say it as often as I should I think but I'm very very thankful for the support #glad to hang out around here still. glad to have the folks I have here. thank u for chillin with me #please look forward to the itch store update. got a new thing along with the old things ported over. stay tuned

[dirtytransmasc]

crack concept (please don't take me seriously)

modern Theon listens to a playlist that is very similar to this in concept, completely casually and unironically. he does the little head bops back and forth as he listens and really just gets in the zone too (cause he's a cutie patootie). Robb asked why one time, very politely, and Theon just shrugged him off and changed his music back to his trashy teenage filth to keep him from pressing the issue.

he likes whimsical fishy music and imagining being at the aquarium, or, better yet, the sea.

this little shit tears up a little listening to it (cause he's just a little guy)

#he also has random fish (and animal in general) videos saved to his phone #real isopod hours??? #every one he sees he saves. likes. and comments on. #isopod eating spaghetti??? #of course #aquarium channels??? #yup #(his favorite animal is a whale... which one you ask? it changes. but for the longest time it was blue whales) #he admits to none of this #can't be caught being the silliest little guy can he? no. no he can't. #jon bullies him but might have been the one to gift him sea animal plushies every year for Christmas #(no tag. just a piece of tape with theon's name written on it. or an insult. normally an insult) #Robb takes him to the aquarium all the time. he's like a five year old at the touch tank #they take bran and rickon with them #(theon has “doesn't know how or why but he's insanely good with kids and they're obsessed with him” vibes) #(he tried to hate it but rickons his ride or die. for lifers. partner in crime bestie) #(they have marching aquarium gift store friendship bracelets that robbs still butt hurt over for not being included) #its nice #he and arya talk about sharks and orcas (they cheer on the orca's that destroy yachts) #ok ill shut up now #he's just my little guy #don't take me seriously. im woobifying him. canon theon is no more. now he's just my pookie and I do what I want with him. #theon greyjoy #the silliest goose ever #he's my son your honor