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feelingsareforweak · 8 months
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I have seen a lot of Irondad and spider son aus which are great cures my depression, reduces my acne all that jazz but listen,
Peter parker! Tony stark science clone, like maybe somebody (cough sheldra/ oscorp cough) gets wind of Howard stark having a special place to store his brand new super soldier serum ("you will always be my greatest creation tony") and like somehow they like get tony's blood/semen to make a perfect soldier, test tube babies made and experimented on (bonus if results in horrifying diseases, body defects, cross animal genes showing up etc etc) and then a stark dna is brought and baby is made and it kind of results in okay baby? Like a human looking baby, no genetic deforms or serious genetic defects AND has a very active brain activity for something not even 6 months old but u know the baby is kind of weak and under weight and has tons of allergies maybe diagnosed with long term asthma and other normal defects found in normal babies but not in the experimenter so scientists are getting so excited that they are so close to getting perfection that next one is on but somehow they get bursted? Idk what happens but in the end two of the main scientists end up with that baby who like in the end up decide to raise the baby to see what may actually happen to this baby and also like to kind of avoid suspensions so two birds in one stone or more like two problems in one baby raising
The baby is named Surprise Surprise you got it right Peter and to avoid suspensions Mary marries Richard and like move in near his brothers house where they often take peter to baby sit along with his wife may cuz they are often busy with work and all that jazz so peter never really knows his parents or his condition at all
In the end after their death all he knows they were never there for him and ben and may were always his parents anyway
Fast forward to peter getting a spider bite and ben dying and becoming spiderman but tragedy tragedy may dying within a few months so during cps evaluation he finds tones of file about himself and getting an identity crisis cus he is a genetically modified a goddamn tony stark clone who going by the files should not be in any way alive but he is. Peter is both horrified fascinated and disgusted with himself and having a quater-life crises at this and kind of like spirals?
(I mean not really but mild horrified fascination that he is a clone!! of Tony Fucking Stark!!!! And he has genetic mutations!!! Enhanced abilities!!! Cuz ill be real if he is a bit on the animal side he may not really get human morals and shit, I want him a bit more on animal side here like he is sunshine daisies but not really understanding of concept of human moral compass cuz his brain was experimented on early and his iq is size of fucking mount everest and he is bored in high school)
Fast forward six months of foster care with ned and post civil war era where Tony doesn't recruit him cuz spiderman started late and is not really on his radar where SI is giving out free scholarships partnering with MIT, Harvard and other big college names that i have not researched enough to name rn and peter applying to it.
Cue ppl being horrified of this pint sized kid blowing all the tests and exams out of the wind and being like this is so freaking easy wtf is this what college teaches nowadays I don't even want to go to college if this is what it is. Scientists are screaming, professors are crying And some of the ug students are throwing up cuz like that was one of the toughest tests I have ever studied for and written in but this chilli sized horrible puns shirt kid comes and does this what even is his life now!???
Now this small packet is blowing college courses like one blows the wind and obviously this gets Tony's attention and somehow he gets roped in mentoring this kid but he is fucking hot mess who has 101 health problems and don't even ask bout his mental or emotional health okay but somehow he agrees okay
Now Peter is in foster care and doesn't want ppl to know he is spiderman (here spiderman is kind of criminal, he steals, he threatens and blackmails ppl but he also saves ppl in broad daylight, helps tourists find directions, helps grandmas cross rides, climbs trees just to save kittens stuck up there like a weird mix of vigilant, assassin and hero who is never known to kill but always subdues cuz he learned that human lives are precious that needs to be preserved after taking away his only source of maral compass and care and love after discovering his science experiment of existence ) so he graduates high school at 14 and gets bachlers from MIT, Harvard, Cambridge in STEM subjects with the young minds programme at the age the age of 15 and is on fast track of getting atleast 5 phDs by the time is of age to vote.
Tony is fascinated and worried for this kid who has managed to become his personal intern but his heart melts everytime he sees hero-worship in the kid's eyes for him, The hot mess™ Tony goddam Stark cuz it doesn't matter if he is a Tony Stark clone, he has always looked up to him from the time he remembers and Iron Man had saved him in Stark Expo okay don't judge him he is still 79.45% human and technically Tony Steak shout be his father anyway
Somewhere along bi weekly lab days and constant checking on this kid who is a star wars fanatic, makes absurd snack monstrosity to eat, is a total lego nerd and being a weird teenage mess this orphan of a kid makes his way along his non existent heart and discovers his genius of an intern is a stupid teenage dressed in onsie that fights crime on daily basis while making bad jokes and help everyday ppl but spiderman maybe loved by Queens but spiderman is kind of criminal so Ironman publically takes Spiderman under his wing.
After all this shit imagine Tony discovering his wayward son's origin story and imagine Tony being emotional mess but Peter is like its okay I'm alive I'm fine but tony is like no its not. It's a rollercoaster mess of emotions, discovering what it means to be a human, forming relationships, real life communication and identity crisis where in the end its kind of ambitious with morgan being born and all that Irondad and Spiderman fluff and jazz
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thymelessink · 5 months
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Tony Stark pictures radiating baby boy energy
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holdfastperseus · 4 months
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“For no other reason than to piss you off and prove you wrong, I’m gonna save this planet too. And then I’m going after your dad.”
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lilbitofmac · 7 months
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What if…?
What if, indeed.
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marvel-lous-guy · 5 months
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Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!
Peter: Yeah, what is it?
Tony: I need a second eye on this equation
Peter: why
Tony: just help me
Peter: why
Tony: Kid! Please just help me with this damn equation!
Peter: Y! You need to substitute for Y!
Tony: Oh thanks
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denebolablack · 7 months
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They, in fact, wanted to kiss him so bad.
They were just mad because Tony was being his reckless self in the middle of a fucking battle.
Again.
Tony DID NOT expect to be kiss after his comment.
But he was, indeed, kissed.
Very hard.
Multiple times.
I think he was the only one who didn't see that coming.
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tonystark-official · 3 months
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What's the coolest part about being Iron Man
The suit
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puppetmaster13u · 2 months
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I just had a thought, fueled by the fact I have a fever probably.
Bruce, Batman, is very mom-coded.
Tony, Iron Man, is very dad-coded.
They should platonically co-parent.
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cowboy-caboodles · 4 months
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HEY GUYS UHHH… *re-enters 2012 avengers family tumblr and gives you the rare pair science bros art no one asked for*
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pandagirl45 · 5 months
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Bucky: I can't be seduce by a pretty face
Steve: I can't get seduce by strong arms and thick legs
Tony: *eating in nothing but a sweater rolled up* hm??
Bucky: I'm seduce, need a blanket?
Steve: I can get a fruit bouquet and five pillows
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months
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There's too many people that are trying trying to be Tony Stark; there's not enough people trying to be Willy Wonka.
-Markiplier
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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years
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Irondad fic ideas #20
Peter gets hurt. Bad. Once he's finally released from medical, he still has to be observed, so it's decided that he'll stay with Tony at the tower under the constant watch of FRIDAY. He ends up following Tony around, though, because his dad mentor is a paranoid bastard man with capital-a Anxiety. No one remembers to tell either of them that today is bring your kid to work day.
Bonus:
Peter is great with kids and ends up entertaining a few of them during something boring. When an adult approaches and asks who he's with, he gestures to Tony.
All of SI is surprised but immediately assumes they're supposed to just keep this on the downlow. Tony's actions and words all day with Peter do absolutely nothing to discourage the idea that this is his son.
When the two finally realize what's been going on, we get that beautiful moment where Tony doesn't seem to mind.
(Even better if Peter then has to convince Tony that he also doesn't mind.)
Inspired by this art by @msquared1414 and also by this fanfic by @superherotiger
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juridical-angel-blog · 6 months
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sunnysideprincess · 12 days
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Avatar (tla/lok) AU where Steve is the Avatar but despite being born to northern water tribe he cannot pick up waterbending all that well due to his childhood trauma where he almost drowned and froze to his death in the icy waters. He tries to put off mastering the element and finally decides to run away to Republic city.
Of course, the (almost) master of all elements can't lie for shit and is caught by the Republic city police chief Bucky Barnes who wants to send his ass back home so he can do his job peacefully. But then Steve makes some new friends—an air bender named Sam and a chi-blocker named Natasha. There's Clint too, who's rumoured to have been descended from one of the yuyan archers. Steve sees Sam's air glider and wants one for himself, so the crew takes him to Tony, the disgraced heir to Stark fortune.
Tony works in a small mechanic workshop owned by the grumpy Hank Pym, where he works on Sato-mobiles and other motors while also being an understudy to Princess Shuri.
Steve and Tony don't get along. But Steve also can't stop going back to him for some reason. Tony, who has his own set of traumas, teaches Steve how to cheat his way around them.
Plot happens Steve finally learns to water bend and Tony finally learns to forgive his father (but not forget). They both decide to go around the world with Nat, Clint and Thor as the new team avatar while Sam stays behind to woo help Bucky round up the bad guys in the city
:)<
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lilbitofmac · 1 year
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A possessive wizard… 😳♥️
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marvel-lous-guy · 3 months
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Tony: I've figured out your plan on how to sneak out and be Spiderman!
Peter: Well that just proves you're an idiot because I don't have a plan!
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