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dailyzhonglinco · 2 days

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#zhongven #genshin impact #zhongli #venti #archons #genshin shitpost #genshin meme #genshin incorrect quote

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those-gremlin-grapes · 3 months

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Shoutout to Furina de Fontaine for being both the biggest loser and hottest girlboss in Fontaine for 500 years straight

#mine #fanart #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin art #genshin impact fanart #genshin impact art #clorinde #navia #clorivia #furina #furina de fontaine #furina genshin #focalors #focalors genshin impact #genshin shitpost #meme

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peachtaglia · 8 months

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You did your best bbg

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #fontaine spoilers #genshin fontaine #archon quest spoilers #fontaine quest #fontaine archon quest #genshin shitpost #i cant believe that happened still in shock

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hopiufame · 1 year

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Part 2 of the archon quest

#genshin shitpost #genshin impact #archon quest #cyno #al haytham #al haitham #scaramouche #genshin impact nilou #nahida #dehya #myart #my art #genshin #il dottore #the doctor #lesser lord kusanali

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pineappleciders · 3 months

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unfunny genshin impact memes

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shadowcatzone · 8 months

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i worry that someday, furina might actually try and sue venti. Not because venti could be stronger than her, and i'm certainly not worried about venti.

I worry because venti is a bard and bards are known to talk well. Not only will he talk himself out of all charges, he will probably somehow push them all onto furina and the fontaine justice system will need months to figure out what the fuck just happened.

And chief justice neuvillette will not speed up the process. Let the hydro archon learn her lesson as she spends like two months in jail.

Imagine the uproar. The hydro archon, god of justice, in jail. Venti would visit her daily.

#i'm eating gilbird #genshin impact #genshin venti #genshin barbatos #genshin shitpost #genshin furina #genshin focalors #genshin fontaine #genshin neuvillette #genshin imagines

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orbitalmoonrat · 3 months

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DCKZ shitpost redraws

#DCKZ #dckz au #diluc #childe #kaeya #zhongli #thoma #thomaluc #orbitalmonrat #shitpost #genshin shitpost

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maydzh · 10 months

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#genshin impact #Kaveh #alhaitham #kavehtham #haikaveh #genshin alhaitham #haitham #kaveh genshin #kaveh x alhaitham #sumeru #twink death #genshin memes #genshin men #genshin headcanons #genshin shitpost

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yaltaforma · 1 year

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staying alive

#baizhu #genshin impact #genshin baizhu #genshin shitpost #genshin memes

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ewe-why · 7 months

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Translation:

- all these languages alhaitham…

- and you only say shit.

#my art #drawing #lol #genshin impact #haikaveh #genshin #kaveh #alhaitham #genshin shitpost

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sprayio · 2 years

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Cyno: I think I have ligma

Tighnari: What’s ligma?

Cyno: LIGMA BALLS!!! So basically, let me explain. Ligma isn’t a real disease or a real word but it sounds like one. So it’s like an easy way to get someone to ask “what’s ligma” because it sounds like you have a disease or illness. So then when someone asks you say “ligma balls” (which phonetically sounds like “lick my balls”) it’s easy to lure someone into a funny joke and then it insinuates that they want to lick YOUR balls. So this is pretty hilarious on a multitude of levels. Firstly, (obviously) the other person doesn’t want to lick your balls, so it’s funny that you made them say something which demonstrates their desire to lick your balls when they in fact do not want to lick your balls. Secondly, it’s onomatopoeic, almost an onomatopoeic pun, so it’s pretty funny that “ligma” is phonetically interchangeable with “lick my”, at least in an certain accents. It may be difficult to achieve the same result with different accents, as some accents will hard pronounce the “ck” whereas others will omit the “ck” into a “g” sound, taking slang and cultural pronunciations into account, resulting in “ligma” instead of “lick my”. This makes it easy to fool those who are used to “g” pronunciations as a replacement for the “ck” plosive, or other variances. Do you get it?