#genuinely I’m such a simp

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone season two spoilers #genuinely not kidding about spoilers #please don’t yell at me #aleksander morozova #the darkling #general kirigan #darklina #alina starkov #mal oretsev #I’m back and feeling inspired #nothing like bingeing 8 hours straight of a show to bring back tumblr inspiration #the feels tho #darkling deserved better #I mean he was an ass but he was hot so #not to mention the villian that simps only for our main gal #we all love to see it #mal is less toxic but still as bland as wonderbread #stay at sea for the sake of our sanity mal we beg of you

[major-sparkles-armstrong]

ah my favorite hobby: converting my irl friends to stanning Tim Drake

#batman #batfam #tim drake #red robin #i’m so fixated on him it’s not even funny #and it’s not even in a simp way! #i genuinely just want to be him #like not actually bc his life is shit but i’d deal if i could have fewer disabilities and a job that pays well lmao

[ghosts-cyphera]

this is my first time requesting something so im kinda nervous but i’m obsessed with ps!ghost and your writing 🫶

what if something happens on set so reader is like uncomfortable or even hurt while shooting with someone else and ghost comforts her like :((((

totally get it if this is something you’re not comfortable with writing<3

aaaww sweetheart heyhihello, no need to feel nervous at all! I’m super flattered and excited that you sent your first request to me eek 💗

this scenario is something that I actually already have a few sketches for, and I’m super, super excited to properly work on those!! it just feels like such a big part of sex, as well as the relationship of ghost and the reader and I can’t wait to explore it further and to share it with you all. a bit of a fix it fic for all our shitty experiences, eh? 🥲

thank you so, so much for sending this in and for the love!! 💕

#my inbox is always so very open for you all <3 for all your ideas and reactions and thoughts and just random little stories and updates #I genuinely get so damn happy every time I get a new ask hahah #little loser lo 🥹 is oke is oke I’m a simp for you all #lo answers

[thedoormann]

jeffrey combs slays in every movie he’s in so here are my favorite characters of his

#jeffrey combs #fart #Fanart #he has the range #ok ready #the frighteners #reanimator #love and a .45 #urgency #would you rather #and dark house #I’m deadass the only movies that are good are ReAnimator and Would You Rather #but he’s so good in all of them #I watched holiday hell today it was so bad he was like the only good actor in the whole movie #imagine having to play a character in a shit movie bro I couldn’t #but he genuinely sounded scared #I need to take a dewormer #I’ve watched 23 of his movies this past month #this is the life of a simp soldier #jc

[leonscape]

shoutout to leon dompteur for being the only man the only person the only character the only entity the only being able to make me simp

#genuinely don’t simp for anyone else #i’m just kinda stuck with leon #ikemen series #ikemen prince #ikepri #ikemen prince leon #ikepri leon #leon dompteur #leon thoughts #leon bday ‘23

[kavehater]

AAAH I have a mutual who’s 18 and he sorta kinda is flirting with this one guy who is a minor as a joke of course ( to which a concerned anon said that it’s weird ) but I can’t help but flashback to er*s

#granted the er*s situation was thoroughly complex and the reason she did those things was her copism with not being able to pull ( LLLLLLL ) #and ik that guy doesn’t mean any harm etc etc he’s not messed up like some ppl #BUT I DUNNO STILL #sobbing #they’re pretty sweet so #hes* #OH AND HES IRAQI TOO I LEGIT COULDNT BELIEVE THAT #dora daily #lowkey kinda sorta sad that a whole anon was more concerned than ppl i knew and who knew my age #and freely saw it happen so readily #and everyone else on that blog #genuinely and utterly disappointed #it’s always protect minors until the minors need protecting goddamn #this is especially directed at rhy yeah I’m not censoring that #🤷‍♀️ #too busy simping over minor characters who don’t have a time skip in canon and aging them up then complaining about it when ppl call out #the brain deadery of that behaviour #girl pls #you did not care about minors from the beginning literally bye #e[redacted] literally ruined my brain chemistry to say the least I will never go into how what she did absolutely muddled my brain never #told anyone and I don’t think I can ever tell someone ever #not to mention practically hyperventilating being unable to breath literally going into madness and ppl think that I’m overreacting and #telling me to shut up about it and blaming me for the situation as if I wanted any of this #lmaolmaolmao #all that and I was expected to do uni girl byeeee I need a good century to recover at least ☠️ #the only thing I DID want is friends but clearly that was a hard ask when ppl can get friends just by existing on this god forsaken app #atp I don’t even know what to say literally just wth #yall say mdni with your dumbass banners and decorate it like something special when yall are the ones to keep from minors you disgusting #wastes of clean oxygen 😭 mdni my foot gross ass adults should’ve never trusted them #the way I’d give them therapy to their complex traumas ☠️ imagine relying on a minor for therapy

[xianhuashi]

Please don’t unfollow me or stop interacting, but I don’t really watch the series nor do I like the artstyle… but I won’t be a dick if you like it 👍 (also Baymax art)

#big hero 6 #baymax #tadashi hamada #hiro hamada #artists on tumblr #confession #please don’t be offended #im sorry #forgive me #I don’t like the baymax series either #baymax is cute though #but why do people simp over him? #I’m genuinely curious #please follow me #follow me #please #desperate #i want followers #hiro x gummybears #tadashi x the pizza during the microbots sequence #hot take #question mark #idk man #help me #happy lunar new year even though that was in February #damn #aaaand post

[cherrycolaberry]

Wonderful world has become my personality atp it consumes my brain entirely. the hyperfixation I have with it is crazy… like it’s all I think about and all I wanna talk about, there’s only 7eps rn and I’m hooked…I’m so normal about it 😀

#it’s actually not okay… #someone call help #bc why does it got me genuinely mad 😀 #like it’s personal to me.. #got me kicking and screaming in frustration #while also simping for eunwoos character..like 😀 #anywho I’m so so normal about it promise #wonderful world #wonderful world kdrama #kpop

[crheativity]

I started playing Love and Deepspace and I was thoroughly enjoying it

But then my first 5* JUST HAPPENED to be the MOST SUS RAFAYEL ONE on banner

GAME WHY

#rheamblings #I’m actually genuinely annoyed #THERE WERE SOME REALLY COOL ONES #like him in what looks like an assassin’s outfit #and you HAD to give me the one where he’s simping for your perfume #W HY

[spicyicymeloncat]

Btw shout out to s13 for giving wu character development like that, it did him good

#i wish we got to see the events afterwards bc I kinda wanna see wu kick butt #like his problem is that we always see him girlfailing like all the fucking time #pilots he jumps into the underworld to lose to sans undertale #s1 he has to go find his brother bc he managed to lose lloyd in like 1 day #also he gets eaten bc that’s what his weed told him to do #s2 he’s fine. he doesn’t do much I think?? he simps for his brother’s wife which is weird tho #s3 he’s on self sacrifice number 3 and gets hacked like a computer #s4 he is just not there for most of it #s5 he is girlfailing and just watching the consequences of his mistakes rob his dad’s grave #s6 he’s like the first one to die in a horror movie #s7 he is tormented by visions of him girlfailing and goes on his self sacrifice number 4 Jesus Christ wu this is actually concerning #that’s where the ninja get it from #s8 he baby and he’s girlbossing so much better than he has ever done and will ever do #s9 he girlbosses through his childhood and into adolescence good for him #s10 does he even do anything I genuinely forgot? #s11 man done fucked up again and he feels bad abt it for like the whole season #s12 he gets fucking damselled like L L L #s13 man has to character develop bc he girlfailed too much #the Island guess who needs saving. at least he wasn’t alone #Seabound he’s got a minor role again but he gets to hang out with Ray in this one and I’m happy for him #(haven’t finished crystalised but he says fuck the police and that is so girlboss of him actually 🤩) #got carried away in the tags oops #btw this is not wu hate I love him #he’s a girlfail and that’s okay #ninjago #Ninjago wu

[evansbby]

also since I’ve decided to be honest on my own blog here’s another thing…

#y’all please don’t come into my inbox simping for his gf 😭 #honestly I have nothing against her I’m sure she’s lovely but like #i don’t KNOW her #so I find it personally strange to be like OMG I LOVE HER SHE IS SO GREAT TALENTED INCREDIBLE bc like??? #realistically that’s not even genuine since without him I wouldn’t know who she is #and if they hypothetically break up it’s not like anyone would continue to simp for her 😂 #like just realistically speaking #i just find it kind of cringe to be doing that #PERSONALLY I mean #like y’all can do whatever you want of course #i just find it super cringe to be simping for this girl I don’t even know #I’m saying this bc I get multiple asks about her and I know y’all mean well but like… #what am I supposed to say 😂😂😂😂

[dragon-dress-128]

He’s just a goofy lil guy 💜

#wallace and gromit #aardman #animation #claymation #I’m sorry he’s just a genuinely sweet man #treatment of Gromit still up for debate though #curse of the were rabbit #the wrong trousers #a matter of loaf and death #a grand day out #a close shave #cartoon memes #cartoon #silly man #autistic coded character #pansexual character #wallace and gromit memes #simping #simping hours

[wurufuluv]

oh god i want him *drools*

#yes i’m officially coming out as samatoki simp #say hi to my new romantic (shitpost) f/o #he may be shitpost but i genuinely love him!!!

[unnerving-presence]

i’ve never been so attracted to a genuinely attractive man in my life until i saw wesker

dude broke the curse of me liking the ‘ugly’ bitches of resident evil/dbd

#simp time #but he’s so genuinely attractive holy fuck #not even like #that he’s a monstrosity but it’s ok bc i like monsters #or that he’s not conventionally attractive but i like that shit anyways #like an actually attractive dude that other people can go ‘yeah he’s good looking’ even if they aren’t attracted to him #he’s just hot #wesker how dare you #i’m supposed to be the one who likes the ‘ugly’ ass fuckers #i love wesker i love wesker i love wesker #i’m too far deep yall this hyperfixation gon last another 3-4 months #if i’m lucky another year because i love resident evil i do far too much research for my own good #ever since nemesis came out in dbd i’ve been like 😳😳😳 for resident evil #so thanks bhvr you’ve given me a great gift

[cowardstiel]

grats to the other gayngel show ✌🏻

#i’m genuinely so bitter but that’s fine #also kinda confused #also i’ve not watched go cos the plot just always makes me wanna rewatch spn so that’s what i do #sue me im a simp for familiarity #my post #good omens

[ariesbilly]

Gatekeeping my faves from t*ylor sw*ft headcanons always

#the way she makes me genuinely mad lmfao #my faves simp my would never fall for that victim complex basic ass pity me girlboss nonsense #no #WHY DID AUTOCORRECT PUT SIMP #I’m not changing that #it was meant to be simply I think I can’t be bothered lmfao