#geordi headcanons

[captainpikeswoman]

I hope that you're having a good week!

Could you do something along the lines of being stuck in a shuttlecraft with Geordi and any fluff that ensues while they wait to be rescued? Thank you so much!💙❤💛

Hope you like it!

Being stuck in a shuttlecraft with Geordi would include:

•honestly it was kind of typical that the shuttlecraft would go wrong- because it’s you, and it’s the Chief Engineer, and it’s not even something you guys can fix!

•so you message the Enterprise and they agree to come and get you, but in this rocky region of space the ship is limited to slower speeds…so it’s going to take a while!

•you and Geordi get comfortable. Fortunately you’re fairly good friends, very good colleagues. So it’s not awkward, as a matter of fact it’s nice.

•in no time at all you’re both sat side by side in the back of the shuttle, sharing a bowl of popcorn as you watch an old movie that was tucked away in the database- this was perhaps the benefit of being stuck with an Engineer, Geordi had managed to rig up a screen for you both to watch a movie on! It was surprisingly comfortable!

•and when the movie was done you just sat together talking and laughing, enjoying the time together. Of course Data made it into the stories, you loved his and Geordi’s friendship, and it brought you joy to hear of some of their more amusing exploits!

•but even after all of that the Enterprise was a fair way away! So you replicated some playing cards. Geordi taught you how to play a poker game…and then he had to watch as you learned how to beat him! After the fourth round of him losing he demanded to know how you were ‘cheating!’ So you had to explain that you’d learned his tell!

•eventually though you fell asleep, you’d started side by side with your head on his shoulder. But as you both fell asleep you clung to one another, holding each other close.

•and that’s exactly how Commander Riker and Data found you- the Enterprise had arrived and couldn’t get a response from either of you- you slept through it! So they used a tractor beam to get the shuttle safely on board and then opened up the shuttle…which revealed you and Geordi curled up together fast asleep. Data and Will were shocked, and the First Officer grinned. This was perfect teasing material!

#star trek #star trek imagine #star trek x reader #star trek headcanons #star trek tng x reader #star trek tng imagine #star trek tng imagines #star trek tng headcanons #star trek the next generation #geordi headcanons #geordi imagine #geordi x reader #geordi tng #geordi la forge

[mostly-natm]

Just a few of your Data headcanons!

#star trek #star trek tng #tng #star trek the next generation #the next generation #data soong #geordi la forge #lal soong #star trek data #star trek geordi #star trek lal #daforge #thank you again to everyone who shared their headcanons with me! #they were all VERY cute ☺️💛✨

[wjtysghjfg]

*the redacted fandom arguing about character headcanons*

"Geordi's a baker."

*the redacted fandom arguing about character headcanons*

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted audios #redacted headcanons #redacted geordi

[nortyourself]

rest in peace Geordi, he’s not dead but I hope he’s sleeping easy

Anyway sleepy Geordi with a hearing aid because he is so precious to me 😭

#redacted audio #my art #redacted Geordi #redacted asmr #I miss my wife tails #I miss her a lot #hard of hearing Geordi is my favourite headcanon and I could talk about it forever

[desmorotu]

random redacted headcanons :3 ⭐️

- Geordi has read the harry potter series three times and when Cutie does something that aligns with their house he points it out in his mind. Cutie responds with a sideways glare LMAO (speaking of Geordi, i miss that guy:( i was listening to his playlist earlier today)

- Guy plants little love notes all around his and Honey’s apartment for them to find. he pretends he doesn’t know that they keep every single one and reads them often.

- Asher is on the super possessive side when it comes to Baaabe. he just hides it because he feels embarrassed by it.

- David still thinks about Angel’s cat and secretly wishes they were able to take it when they had the chance (“if we keep it it’s your cat, not mine” my ass)

- Milo breaks into dance randomly. with no music. in public or in private, it does not matter. he will think of a song in his head and bust a move.

- Damien is desperately trying to get Huxley into Resident Evil

- Damien loves Leon Kennedy just as much as the next guy, but his favorite character is Luis :3

- Lasko has his nipples pierced. idk it just seems like something he’d do

- Gavin walks around without pants often. Freelancer has had to tell him on multiple occasions to put pants on when the guys are over. he, in true Magnus Bane fashion, likes wearing a formal button down + blazer combo with no pants (he actually pulls it off surprisingly well) ((he IS wearing underwear))

- Huxley collects chapsticks. i’m not elaborating.

- if Hush was an aquatic creature, he would be a mako shark :3

- Sam has Kiss’ entire discography. he grew up listening to them over the years and it reminds him how far he had come in life

- Vincent sometimes dresses up for the hell of it, crown and all, and makes Lovely dress up with him and takes pictures. it has to be a VERY specific kind of mood and a very specific kind of day.

- William and the other elder vampires like David Bowie…those are just the vibes i get

- Caelum loves throwing dance parties with Gavin and Freelancer. they have never turned him down. when an “inappropriate” song comes on, Caelum sits with his mouth wide open and giggles to himself in disbelief. (“they said too many bad words…execute them” - caelum probably)

these are just random and stupid and they made me giggle

k bye 💟

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted asher #redacted david #redacted headcanons #asher talbot #redacted angel #redacted baaabe #redacted milo #redacted damn crew #redacted damien #redacted caelum #redacted gavin #redacted lasko #redacted huxley #redacted freelancer #redacted guy #redacted geordi #redacted hush #redacted vincent #redacted sam #redacted william

[geordikisser]

redactedverse hcs | suggestive

asher 100% backseat games babe and they hate it. “babe behind you!! use your ultimate.” and babe just slowly turn to him, not moving in the game with the most frustrated stare.

sometimes sam can preform as a soft dom while darlin’ is a power bottom. they would be in control for a lot of the things they want and sam will give if he feels inclined to ( he does most of the time . )

milo side eyes sweetheart and refers to them as a ‘ fed ‘ frequently

geordi is a baker!!! he loves baking. he began to bake again after him and cutie broke up

david little spoons and isn’t embarrassed about it as much as you think he would be. he would prefer people to NOT know he does but if they find out he definitely does not care as much after it’s out there.

shifter!honey has incredibly sensitive skin. the reason is unknown but they chalked it up to magical mumbo jumbo so guy buys satin bedding for honey. their couch is satin and their kitchen chairs have satin seating that he personally installed for them.

sam is the craziest pickiest eater to man. does he know why? no. does he care to know why? no.

aaron guy and ollie go on double dates with eachothers partners. i feel like ollie and guy grew up together and it’s so cute, they duo with eachother :3

asher is big in exhibitionism, let the world see dat shit. HE LOVES IT ‼️

geordi definitely was a nerd in high school. ugly as fuck too. guys ok yes he is my babies father and the birther to my kids but i just KNOW this man had 0 play.

#redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted angel #redacted babe #redacted milo #redacted sam #redacted sweetheart #redacted headcanons #redacted darlin #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #redacted vincent #redacted audio #redacted guy #redacted honey

[mrsmiagreer]

Honestly Geordi being so mature about how everything was handled and admitting that he had fault in it all and just continuing to talk to cutie like normal is just making me feel bad because i’m not confrontational like at all and it would’ve just made me feel unworthy and lucky to know that he even still wants to continue our relationship when i KNOW there’s someone out there who would kill to have someone like him and treat him right

#mb yall im in an angsty mood #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #mia makes a statement

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Pet Headcanons

[In no particular order]

Aggro is a black persian cat with yellow-golden eyes

Wampus is a short-haired white cat with orange tabby spots

Ivan had a green and gray conure growing up

Asher won a goldfish at a fair once and killed it by trying to feed it bacon bits

Marie spoils Aggro like she would a human grandchild

Sam had an old cattle dog he had to leave behind in Mont Blanc

Anton has a soft spot for senior animals and has adopted several throughout his life

David grew up with a basset hound but it died not long after Gabe did

Ollie's parents have a crusty-eyed white dog

Aaron has always wanted a rottweiler but has never had the time to actually take care of one

Elliot has a bearded dragon

Caelum once made a list of reasons Gavin and Freelancer should adopt a puppy because he wanted a reason to come visit them more

Camelopardalis loves snakes but doesn't like feeding them mice, so he's never had one of his own

Sam grew up raising chickens and always named them so he could refer to them all respectfully

Vincent has never had a pet but he spent a decent chunk of his childhood and adolescence visiting and volunteering at animal shelters

Geordi had a terrarium of insects that were very well taken care of

Lasko got a puppy for his birthday once but his mom got mad at him and took it to the pound a few weeks later

Huxeley's moms feed the deer in their yard every day and some of them still recognize Hux when he comes to visit

Damien had a hampster in middle school - he refuses to give details on what happened to it

Guy's family has what can only be described as an army of golden retrievers

Marcus had a gecko that would just lay on his shoulder while he went about his day

#redacted headcanons #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted aggro #redacted wampus #redacted sam #redacted milo #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted marcus #redacted anton #redacted guy #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted geordi #redacted vincent #redacted caelum #redacted camelopardalis #redacted lasko #redacted elliot #redacted aaron #redacted ivan #redacted marie #i think that's everybody #that's a lot of tags jeebus #i literally pulled ll of these from nowhere #so do not ask why i think these things #it it simply the vibes #shea writes

[redactedgender]

random redacted audio headcanons

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; lasko is a mint chocolate chip ice cream enjoyer (and constantly fights damien over the flavor being good)

; morgan kyne listens to the magnus archives. argue w the wall

; geordi got diagnosed with autism in his very early twenties

; asher was a vine kid. he did cry when the app was shut down, and does regularly watch vine comps on youtube

; guy, elliott and geordi went to high school together and were that one trio of friends that always hung out together. guy and geordi met in elementary school, then when elliott and aaron moved to their area, they met the two of them in high school. elliott introduced sunshine to the group after they got close and they fit right into the dynamic

; guy and angel are twins. they're also the middle children in a huge ass family

; sam has a favorite scar of darlin's (it was one on their hip but is now the scar of his fangs on their inner thigh)

; vincent likes to do the gomez addams hand-arm-neck-lips kiss thing to lovely

; everyone in the D.A.M.N. crew shares vocal stims. gavin had no idea what was happening the first time this occurred, but after a while he adopted them as well

; huxley is a proud white chocolate hater and will fight anyone who says it is chocolate

; blake has an eyebrow piercing only because bestie said he would look good with one (and somehow it hasnt started rejecting yet. lucky bastard)

; freelancer has nicknames for all of the D.A.M.N. crew boys

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THIS TOOK SO LONG PLEASE APPRECIATE THE COLORS AND MY IDEAS

#GOD THOSE GRADIENT TEXTS WERE SO HARD TO DO #shoutout to gradient-text theyre incredible #these are subject to change as i see fit (esp lovely's) but i like how they turned out :] #dog.txt #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #lasko #damien #morgan #geordi #guy #elliott #sunshine #angel #sam collins #darlin #vincent #lovely #damn crew #huxley #blake #bestie #freelancer

[scmoobly]

Geordi the entire time he was talking to hot stranger-

#redacted geordi #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #headcanons #redactedverse #redacted cutie #redacted fanart #redacted asmr fanart #redacted audio fanart #r.asmr #redacted geordi fanart

[puffin-smoke]

It is I, someone who has never driven a car, here to tell you how an Uber Driver would review random Redacted Characters + Listeners

Darlin' - Used me as a getaway driver?? Also dumped something heavy in the backseat. I don't know what it was, but I haven't been able to get the smell out. Did tip tho

Lasko - Ended up spilling a drink all over the backseat, tried to clean it up and only made it worse. The guy looked near tears when I dropped him off, but did tip and the smell of his coffee covered up whatever the last rider did

Geordi - I think the satnav was bugging out so I dropped him off at the wrong place, but he didn't tell me that when I asked. I started driving away but he was walking the same way, so we just made eye contact with eachother for five minutes straight.

Baabe - Cleaned the car for me? Somehow managed to get both smells out and gave me one of those car air freshener trees. Were they just carrying one of those on hand?

Damien - Sat in the front seat, turned off my music and kept holding the grab handles whenever I made any turns. Pretty sure he thinks I couldn't hear him, but did say that he "should start drafting up his will". Did tip

Gavin - I don't know what he spilled in the backseat. I don't want to know. But it won't come out and bleach isn't helping

Sweetheart - Used me to chase a criminal? They jumped in the front seat and yelled to "Follow that car!". Ended up in a high speed chase, and my car got wrecked. Still waiting on that company insurance they said would pay for it. Didn't catch the guy

Regulus -

Guy - Was dressed in that local Pizza Shop's uniform? I think his bike might've broken down. Gave me garlic bread instead of a tip. Worth it

Angel - Sat up front and started singing to the music I was playing. Granted they didn't know the lyrics so it wasn't very good singing but I did appreciate it. Hung their head out of the window like a dog

Milo - His cat puked in the backseat. The air freshener tree isn't helping anymore, I need a new car

Quinn - I think he was the guy that detective was chasing? I recognise his hair. Guy spilt blood all of the front seat, put his feet on my dashboard and complained about the smell. Was tempted to drive to the police station but decided against it.

#if you get the Regulus reference I love you #I wanna do more of these #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted lasko #redacted geordi #redacted baabe #redacted damien #redacted gavin #redacted sweetheart #redacted regulus #redacted guy #redacted angel #redacted quinn

[horriddler]

recording themselves in a convenience store, buying snacks for the pack

asher, holding a pepsi can: coke DUUPE

milo, posing with a milk carton: mommy titty milk DUUPE

darlin’ with fake vampire teeth in hand: sam DUPE

david, evidently was forced into doing it too while asher puts a little angel figure on his palm: …

asher, whispering really loudly: go, action!!

david (sighing): angel..my partner, dupe?

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted angel #redacted darlin #redacted david #redacted headcanons #redacted babe #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted lasko #redacted asher #redacted ivan #redacted sam #redactedverse #redacted geordi

[sweetheart-ashy]

ASHER PRESENTS THE MUSICAL BOYS REDACTED MUSICALS

lasko : little shop of horrors

damien : heathers

huxley : waitress

caelum : the sound of music

gavin : chicago

hudson : be more chill

david : he doesnt like musicals (mamma mia)

milo : wicked

asher : the rocky horror picture show

guy : the guy who didnt like musicals

geordi : Les miserables

vincent : phantom of the opera

sam : hamilton

#redacted lasko #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted caelum #redacted gavin #redacted hudson #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted asher #redacted guy #redacted geordi #redacted vincent #redacted sam #redacted ASMR #redacted headcanons #eat me alive i love musicals. #guy is literally me #asher presents 🍕✨

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

What the TNG Characters are doing when decorating sugar cookies:

Picard: Claims to be too busy, gets forced to help (by Dr. Crusher) anyways.

Riker: Eating icing with a spoon when Deanna's not looking

Troi: Eating chocolate sprinkles from the jar when Riker's not looking.

Worf: Making a mess. How did he get so sticky? And covered in sugar?? Why sir?

Dr. Crusher: Partly wondering if sugar cookies have any health benefits, mostly trying to smear flour on Wesley.

Data: Decorating his cookies to the nines. Laments his inability to taste them.

Geordi: Volunteers to taste Data's cookies. Decorates his own with the haphazard abandon of a 9 year old.

Wesley: Trying to evade his mother, unsuccessfully.

#star trek #star trek tng #star trek headcanon #picard #riker #troi #worf #dr crusher #data #geordi #wesley crusher

[teafairywithabook]

How Redacted Characters Wrap Gifts Pt 2

Here's how I envision various Redacted bois would wrap their gifts...

Demons

Avior: So neat. Matching ribbon and gift tag. If he can't find a matching gift tag, there won't be one. He'll remember who it's for. Doesn't have huge amounts of patience for wrapping, so although he prefers to hand wrap, if it's a difficult shape, has no qualms at all about finger snapping the wrapping!

Regulus: He knows his precious human enjoys unwrapping gifts at this time of year. Unfortunately they're unavailable to do so at the moment. When they're in a better position, however, there's a lot - and I do mean a lot - of gifts waiting for them, hidden away. All perfectly wrapped as they deserve, in sparkly paper. Ready to make them smile as much as they make him smile. Eventually...

Camelopardalis: Uses seed paper. It's colourful and has wildflower seeds in so you can plant it. I nearly gave this one to Huxley, but this kind of felt like Cam would like it too.

Vega: Given that gifts aren't a human concept, he could be persuaded to give someone a token gift perhaps? If they needed something, like a human to feed on maybe. Wrapping might be a step too far.

EMPOWERED HUMANS

Elliott: Uses fabric! Brightly colored scarves, fabric squares, anything he thinks the reciever would enjoy.

Blake: Gets that cheap shit that tears the second you try and use it. Tapes over the holes badly. Pathetic.

Morgan: Tired of this shit already. Uses gift bags. So much easier!

James: Gives gift cards inside greetings cards, written really nicely in fountain pen.

UNEMPOWERED HUMANS

Geordi: Passable. Not quite as bad as Asher, but this is not really a skill Geordi has. Likes to use bio-degradable paper.

Guy: WRAPPING! Oh yes! Will absolutely try to find funny or offensive paper. Be warned. Probably as bad as the contents. Saw a YouTube Short about wrapping a gift in several layers of duct tape, zip ties, paper, staples, rubber bands and thought it was HYSTERICAL! Honey did not.

Aaron: Very civilised. Sits down with everything he needs, some music on and a drink, and spends a whole evening wrapping up in nice normal paper.

Marcus: Tells people he's "donating to a good cause this year" instead of giving gifts and cards. He's a lying sack of shit.

Ollie: Very careful, and you can generally see where he's peeled back the tape to re-stick it because he dropped the tape on the paper in the wrong place.

SPECIAL MENTIONS

Hush: Wasn't sure what was going on, but after Doc showed him and explained the whole thing, turned out to be really good at wrapping. Doc made him wrap all of theirs too.

Adam: He would roll the paper around the gift and roll the tape around it several times, but he can't, because he's FUCKING DEAD IN EVERY UNIVERSE.

Marie: You don't wrap Tupperware. She gives food. She's perfect like that.

Did I miss anyone? Want me to do someone? Let me know!

Happy holidays!

#redacted avior #redacted regulus #redacted camelopardalis #redacted vega #redacted elliott #redacted blake #redacted morgan #redacted james #redacted aaron #redacted ollie #Redacted Guy #redacted geordi #redacted hush #redacted adam #redacted marie #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted marcus

[crysoon]

redacted men as male thot jobs

david: mechanic

the youngest at the job

shoots shit at all the old farts there

vincent: roller coaster operator

evil

enjoys faking the count downs, nothing brings him more joy than that

swings around that fucking landyard like his life depends on it

milo: barista (starbucks specifically)

doesn’t play with tall, venti and grande (either won’t take ur order if u say it incorrectly or will jus be annoying about it)

has his favourite milfs orders memorized

writes people’s names wrong/in a weird way for entertainment purposes

asher: footlocker employee

always be yelling across the damn store

laughing at his coworkers jokes

somebody asks for their size, he just goes to the back and sits there on his phone

sam: counter employee at an apple store

never at the counter

jk (maybe)

dw he sees you

fixes your phone by turning it on and off (you’ve done this 7 times already) after your 1 hour wait

damien: delivery man

finds happiness in riling dogs in the windows

on a good day, he’ll take extra good care of your package

avior: library assistant

hates everyone

(surprisingly finds it soothing putting books back on the shelves)

(he still hates everyone)

huxley: personal trainer

wouldn’t understand why the ladies are always bringing him gifts n asking abt his personal life

ollie: substitute teacher

kids LOVE him

they fist fight over whether he’s their sub or not

(likes to bug the teachers next door, especially during class time)

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

regulus

unemployed

geordi

subway sandwich artist

gavin

bath & body works employee

tricks u into buying the 3 wicked candles

cam

nurse

vega

club promoter

lasko

EMT

elliott

cheesecake factory server

olive garden line cook

door to door salesman

fucker has a lot of jobs okay

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redactedasmr #redacted memes #redacted headcanons #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted sam #redacted vincent #redacted damien #redacted avior #redacted huxley #redacted ollie #redacted regulus #redacted gavin #redacted geordi #redacted cam #redacted vega #redacted lasko #redacted elliott