Just experienced the absolute worst whiplash finding out that this man whose bones I wanted to jump the moment he came onscreen for his raw sexual charisma
Is also actually. No I can’t say it - it’s this guy 😭
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WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS QUALI SESSION ????
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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Uummmmmmmmm 👀
I also heard the Holy Spirit say “Elon spoke about this” 👀👀👀
The plot thickens
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