#georgie help

[v0idwraith]

[ID: The "assassination chain" meme from Person of Interest. Three people sit in succeeding pews in a church. The man in the frontmost pew is labeled "me listening to episode 8." The woman behind him is labeled "Gerry" in caps and is holding a gun to the back of his head. A woman behind her labeled "Gertrude fucking Robinson?" in all caps holds a gun to her head. The view changes to show someone in a higher level of the church aiming a gun at the last woman in the row. They are labeled "Georgie Barker," again in all caps. End ID]

image ID courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose, thank you!

#HELP THERE’S SO MUCH PLOT #tmagp #the magnus protocol #gerry keay #gerard keay #gertrude robinson #georgie barker #tmagp spoilers

[c0l0re]

A non-exhaustive list of TMA characters and the crimes they could be realistically charged with

So I had a conversation with my friends @mossy-bonez, @pictureofdoriaaaaaangay, and @melandrops earlier about what crimes various characters in TMA could actually realistically be convicted of, and now I've made a whole list :')

Note before we begin: Neither I or my friends are at all trained in law professionally, and two of us live the United States, meaning that some laws may be different, have different conditions, etc, and thus may not 100% accurate to laws in the UK/England specifically. It is also completely possible that there are other crimes these characters could be charged with that we simply missed. This is ultimately just for fun as well and not meant to be anything serious, so just keep that in mind when reading through this. With that said, here's the list:

Jon: Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, murder, obstruction of justice, stalking, theft, unlawful surveillance, criminal harassment, being complicit in criminal acts

Martin: Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, being an accessory to murder, arson, embezzlement (possibly), obstruction of justice, murder, being complicit in criminal acts

Tim: Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, blackmail (possibly), reckless endangerment, unlawful possession and use of explosives, arson, embezzlement (possibly), being complicit in criminal acts

Sasha: Cyber crimes, blackmail (possibly), obstruction of justice, being complicit in criminal acts

Elias: Murder, unlawful possession and use of a firearm (possibly), tax fraud/tax evasion (possibly), money laundering (possibly), blackmail, reckless endangerment, violations of workers' rights, stalking, obstruction of justice, unlawful surveillance, being complicit in criminal acts

Daisy: Murder, attempted murder, aggravated assault, kidnapping, blackmail, police brutality, excessive use of force, reckless endangerment, obstruction of justice, badgering of witnesses, leading of witnesses, violation of others' Miranda rights (or the UK equivalent), being complicit in criminal acts

Basira: Being an accessory to murder, being complicit in criminal acts, obstruction of justice, murder, harboring a fugitive, violation of others' Miranda rights (or the UK equivalent), aggravated assault

Gerry: Breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, arson, theft, aggravated assault, being complicit in criminal acts

Nikola: Kidnapping, obstruction of justice, breaking and entering, trespassing, aggravated assault, sexual assault (possibly), reckless endangerment, murder, being complicit in criminal acts

Georgie: Obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive, being complicit in criminal acts, being an accessory to murder

Melanie: Murder, attempted murder, aggravated assault, breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, unauthorized filming, obstruction of justice, being complicit in criminal acts

Gertrude: Arson, unlawful possession and use of a firearm (possibly), murder, aggravated assault, blackmail, breaking and entering, trespassing, destruction of private property, obstruction of justice, unlawful surveillance, being complicit in criminal acts, unlawful possession and use of explosives, animal cruelty

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #daisy tonner #basira hussain #gerry keay #nikola orsinov #georgie barker #melanie king #gertrude robinson #colore speaks #this was extremely fun to put together and thanks to my friends for the help and encouraging of my insanity with this lmao

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Roy staring in shock and horror at Jamie being cuddled by his mummy while he tells her all about his hair woes because Roy realizes that this will be his life now, the day before in the boot room was not a one-off thing, this is how it’s going to go whenever Jamie’s upset about something: he’s going to cling to Roy like a koala and Roy will be expected to pet his hair and say something encouraging and not tell him to fuck off and that’s some fucking insane bullshit, isn’t it, because Roy knows too, without a shadow of a doubt, that he’s going to do it.

#roy kent #jamie tartt #georgie tartt #roy/jamie #roy x jamie #sorry roy you help fix it up real nice you buy it #i'm a normal amount of insane about this #3x11 #ted lasso spoilers #okay now i am really going to work #where i will turn on my computer and keep going

[kalemakar]

something something allowing goalies to wear holiday masks something something not allowing fleury to wear his native american mask that honors his wife's heritage something something

#i love georgies mask but i cant help think.... #avs lb #hockey

[cade-space]

Hello! It's Karim, voice of Simon Fairchild from The Magnus Archives. You need therapy! Better help is here for that.

#an astonishing number of Spotify better help ads have gotta be in this one podcast #cadespace #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #spotify #the magnus pod #tma #tma podcast #simon fairchild #the magnus institute #georgie barker #what the ghost

[always-a-king-or-queen]

there are literally so many reasons why we don't need a third Narnia adaptation

first of all, while they might not be the most accurate, the Disney movies are actually so good and, in my opinion, still manage to capture the heart and soul of the series and what it's truly about. The characters are each perfectly portrayed; the Pevensies act like actual siblings and yet love each other dearly and would die for each other even through all the petty arguments; the music creates perfect atmosphere and emotion and never fails to make me tear up or get shivers down my spine; and the CGI is honestly just absolutely stunning.

I really do not feel like we need another adaptation by Netflix.

Especially not through Netflix.

Netflix has already been known to mess up so many shows and movies by completely changing the source material or adding in unnecessary things that completely take away from the purpose of the story. I can already see them warping Narnia into something that barely even resembles the books, that strips it of its purpose and simply makes it about a fantasy world, nothing more. I've already seen posts saying that the new movies just can't end the way the books end, that heaven must be explained away, that Susan never forgets and falls down a dark path, that the faith aspect must be taken out so as not to offend new viewers.

Here's the thing.

If you take faith out of Narnia, you remove the very heart of the series. you remove the entire purpose. Because Narnia is entirely about faith, and trust, and Someone greater than yourself who sacrifices everything to save your own traitorous soul. the Disney movies did not shy away from portraying this faith as openly as possible. if anyone was offended, I've never seen proof. I have seen many nonbelievers talk about how much they were affected by Aslan's death, which goes to show that you simply don't have to be Christian to understand what Narnia is about, and to love and enjoy it.

So if these new remakes remove the faith aspect, then what is the point? four siblings go to a magical land and save it from a witch and befriend a talking lion with nothing special about him and live there as kings and queens and return home and live happily ever after? there is no sacrifice, there is no "he's not tame, but he is good," there is no creation, there is no redemption, there is no last battle, there is no "in your world, I have another name", there is no sister straying down a dark path because she has forgotten how to hope, and then returning because her story is unfinished and the road to heaven is paved with flowers that symbolize her name.

so then, what are you left with? Aslan is just a talking lion, nothing more. the stone table never cracks, the sun never rises. "That by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there" is forgotten entirely, because why would Aslan exist in our world if he is merely a talking lion in Narnia? Aslan's country is changed to be something else, and there is nothing about how Aslan suddenly no longer looks like a lion, and how the things that happened after are more great and beautiful than can be described. Edmund's life is never threatened because of his traitorous deeds; Aslan never offers his own life in place of a guilty boy, is never killed, is never resurrected.

the very core of Narnia is removed, and what you are left with is emptiness.

sure, it might make for a good fantasy story nonetheless. you might still have sweeping views and epic music and an intriguing plotline, but something will always feel like it is missing. like there is an empty hole, desperately needing to be filled.

of course, I don't know that all of that will happen; it's just speculation at this point. But I am fairly sure that it is safe to predict these upcoming movies as such. I highly doubt the producers will want to include the faith that shapes Narnia, because according to them, having a faith aspect means less viewers since too many people would be offended.

but if only they would look at the already wonderful existing adaptations, they would know that is simply not the case.

#i can already see cs lewis turning in his grave #this really just feels like another tired live action remake tbh #netflix keep ur shabby hands off of my beloveds or i will beat u with a broom #ANYWAY I AM ALSO TERRIFIED OF WHO IS GOING TO PLAY THE PEVENSIES #SKANDAR AND WILLIAM AND GEORGIE AND ANNA WERE ALREADY PERFECT PLS LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE #also so help me if people like these new movies better #when the disney ones are perfection imo even tho they're not fully accurate #and i would like to see them try to beat the music. i would like to see them try. #narnia netflix #netflix narnia #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #aslan #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #cs lewis #ramblings from the void

[hyperfixssession]

The trip down the ladder was exactly as comical as I needed it to be, however it very much felt like the last bit of levity before several hits to the emotional jaw :D I swear to god if this all goes horribly wrong

#tma 198 #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #basira hussain #melanie king #georgie barker #help I’m on my lunch break #how am I supposed to go back to work after this

[magpod-confessions]

i'm a fucking idiot and I didn't actually realize that Agnes Montague and Annabelle Cane were different avatars. until yesterday.

i've finished the show.

twice.

.

#ANON HELP THIS IS SO FUNNy #ME WITH GEORGIE AND MELANIE THO #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #agnes montague #annabelle cane #magpod confession

[postapocalypticspacepirate]

yeah

#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #lesbian #melanie king #gideon nav #tyche shaw #myrna semyonova #kissen #georgie barker #there’s so many… #captain lovelace #i just got to episode 46… #help…

[miss-ute]

#sorry i can't help myself #turnadette #call the midwife #s13e01 #laura main #stephen mcgann #miss higgins #georgie glen

[smilesrobotlover]

Heyyyy week three babyyyy!!!

Day 15

Day 16

Day 17

Day 18

Day 19

Day 20

Day 21

#whumptober #whumptober 2023 #IGNORE HOW LEON HAS HIS CAPE ON EVEN THO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE OFF SHSKSB #THAT WAS A MISTAKE ON MY PART I FORGOT LEON THREW HIS CAPE ON LEGEND #strangers across eras #link between links #tw blood #blood #sorry the Georgie one is kinda gorey #villain squad #king of the Gerudo #Vaati’s wrath #twilight princess #thecurseofdemise #I have so many aus help #I’m proud of how day 16 turned out #face angles my abhorred

[witchinatree]

WHAT!!! WHAT!!!!! GEORGIEEE????? WHICH GEORGIE????? ALSO THE TMAGP GERRY AND GERTRUDE I CANNOT WITH THIS PODCAST ANYMORE

please god let all the tma women make an appearance i miss georgie and melanie and basira so much

wait okay so if its the tma georgie that celia knows.. could they all be there? and if its the tmagp georgie that celia knows did she search her out for like, comfort? that makes less sense but also all of them doing multi dimensional travel willingly for jonathan sims makes less sense than celia having an emotional attachment to georgie barker

#oh im losing my mind #cannot believe i was a day late to this one too #what is wrong with me #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #tmagp spoilers #tma spoilers #tma #celia ripley #georgie barker #HELP!!!! HELPP!!!!!! #I AM AFRAID!!!!!! AND I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!

[jimmyjamjammy]

TMP theory because I don’t think I’ve seen anyone else mention it. Spoilers for eps 7 and 8 lol.

Lots of people are like ‘hmm Chester and Norris gotta be Jon and Martin, but that feels way to obvious.’

But they are Jon and Martin, just not the ones you’re thinking of.

In TMP 7, Sam questions the logic behind text-to-speech being installed into old computers in the 90s, the same decade The Magnus Institute burnt down. (I’m too lazy to look for the quote rn so just trust me here.)

In TMP 8, it’s interesting that Gerry and Gertrude both survived. I don’t have many theories on that yet, but just you wait. However, I have reason to believe that Jon and Martin would have both been present in Magnus Institute. I was quick to dismiss this theory, as Jon and Martin would’ve been 8-10 respectively. Until I remembered that Jon was 8 when Mr Spider started knocking around. A friend of mine pointed out that this was also the time Martin’s dad left.

I’m not sure my theory has much more weight to it, but it’ll be interesting to see if I can add more to it as more episodes come out.

Also the mention of Georgie at the end was nice. I love Georgie. Maybe TMP is a massive ‘what if Jon wasn’t a little bitch (said lovingly) as a child and didn’t become Entity food.’

#tma spoilers #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tmp spoilers #tmp #the magnus protocol #jonathan sims #georgie barker #gerry keay #im going insane #aaaaaaaaaa #martin blackwood #how to tumblr #help #this podcast will be my end #tmagp theory #tmagp

[mpetrohero]

Something something the fact that in the end, Jon’s downfall to his plan came all because he forgot about his lighter. The all-seeing all-knowing conduit of the apocalypse and destined pupil of the eye failed to complete his plan because he forgot. about. his. lighter.

Something something maybe that was another string in Annabelle’s plan. She made Jon a smoker, made his ex girlfriend a smoker, gave him that reminder that he had that lighter so he’d go have a cigarette and she hoped Georgie would join him. Girl. Nah no way.

Something something maybe Georgie knew deep down it would be best for the others to have the lighter. They know Jon. They do. Or maybe it was just coincidence or the pulling of puppet strings.

I’m going to- [GUNSHOTS] [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE] [LARGE EXPLOSION]

#shower thoughts #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jonmartin #martin blackwood #georgie barker #annabelle kane #mag 200 #tma spoilers #guys… #fuck you jonny #i hate it here #I mean tell me I’m wrong. do it. tell me. (help me) #who tf let me have free will #he’s so me coded (just kidding I’m his murderus plus one coded)

[happybunnykat]

Is it just me or is there like. A little bit of static after people say things that are.... probably lies?

#a talking bunkat #One was after Celia said that she was doing a favor for Georgie which seemed like deflection #and after ''GG'' said she didn't think Gerry could help #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp theory #....ish.

[cult-of-the-eye]

MAG 83 woop woop!!

JONNY BOY

ooh first proper statement in a while

Wait he took some statements with him??

Georgie is actually so right. I love her so much. He really needed some good fucking advice in his life from someone he hasn't thought might've killed someone before

I COULD BE ON DRUGS HAHAAAAAA NO YOU SMALL LOSER BOY

Why did he even jump to that conclusion?? I wasn't thinking ah yes drugs and I don't think a normal person reacting to this situation would immediately jump to drugs maybe insanity yes but not drugs

Universal autistic experience, having someone you're close to say that they know you "get obsessive about stuff"

YES GEORGIE!!!!! SHES THE ONLY ONE NOT FUCKING ENABLING HIM!!! HE DOESNT NEED THE STATEMENTS

oh shit is this the start of him depending on the statements??

Oh shit I guess not being able to go back to his flat makes him homeless

Oh right someone dropped the statement through the letter box

SHIT SOMEONE DROPPED IT THROUGH THE LETTER BOX

SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS

AND IS GIVING HIM STATEMENTS???

Fucking Elias I bet, who else would it be??? he was like yah I know where Jon is but I'm not gonna tell you to daisy and he's creepy enough to fucking send statements through the mail so there

Ok I'm sorry what was my man doing in those four days??? Sitting there rocking and muttering to himself staring at a fucking piece of paper?? Hmm?? Not fucking sleeping???

Investigating MY ASS what INVESTIGATION do you plan to do holed up in your ex gfs house???

Ah fuck he needs it

When does it stop becoming paranoia and start becoming an addiction?

YEAH GEORGIE YOU SHOULDNT BE KEEN ON WEIRD STALKERS KNOWING YOUR ADDRESS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS WHOLE PODCAST (apart from Joshua Gillespie and Karolina gorka my loves)

AHHH HE DIDNT EVEN GET THROUGH HEAD HES JUST GOOD OLD JONATHAN SIMS NOW

He doesn't have any of that pomp and fancy pants titles anymore, it's just the fucking paranoia and realisation that it's not just a normal job, he can't ignore it anymore

It's funny how it finally sinks in how it's not just a normal job when he gets fired from it

Ok just did a quick google fanton isn't a real department store that's a good start

Haha yeah customer service people deserve medals

Omg of course the tma transcripts write Halloween as Hallowe'en that's so tma of them

Oh fuck stranger alert

Oh shit is that Nikola??? As in everyone on Tumblr talks about her Nikola???

Her condition?? Why does it sound like they're describing her as a fucking werewolf??

Ok this is fucking creepy I actually fucking despise mannequins I don't think I'm gonna enjoy these stranger statements

FUCK I HATE CLOWNS

AHHHHHHHHH

Ooh she's smart she goes in with 999 dialled love that for her

oh FUCK that shhh was terrifying

Oh god Lana was killed???

Blood in a single neat line across her lips???

Uckinf SHITBALLS

Jesus fucking christ

I BET HIS ASS MISSES THOSE "EXPERT" ASSISTANTS

FUCKING BREEKON AND HOPE???

Circuses, skin, not quite real - the STRANGER

It seems like now he sort of knows what's going on, he's catching on really quickly, he's categorising things and using what he knows which is good it's steps in a positive direction

I guess he doesn't want another axe table fiasco

The taxidermy shop oh yeah the guy who was like yeah this is paranormal and creepy as fuck but he's not committing tax fraud so it's fine loved that guy

Elias probably sent it

Oh shit he doesn't know Elias knows where he is

SHIT IT WAS HAND DELIVERED

God poor Georgie, she's housing his pitiful ex boyfriend who lost his weirdo job and is going insane and bringing the weirdness to her life

What was he looking into??? Like Not-Them stuff??

"I've got work to do." Fucking famous last words

Jonathon "workaholic" Sims strikes again

Although I guess it's not workaholic when it's threatening your whole life

I guess it's just...surviving

#That was thrilling #it really hammered in my fear of mannequins #I'd actually be terrified alone in a department store at night when it's dark #even without the paranormal shit #i was gonna work on my fic which i am determined to finish #but i decided listening to an episode would help with the migraine #it did #but its back #anyway #happy halloweve you crazy people!!! #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #georgie barker #jarchivist #elias bouchard #mag 83 #the stranger #not them #breekon and hope #the circus #cult listens to tma