I'm so sorry if I never posted this! It was literally the funniest thing to me as soon as I realised my original comic had such a dumb typo and I wanted to lean into the cringe.
if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is
minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and
I am not na’avi but man if I was…I’d want Quaritch to tug me around by my tail or que and if I hissed at him he would let me know real quickly that he won’t tolerate that behaviour.
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oh 100%. quaritch is a sadistic dom, and'll take much delight in using something so sensitive against you
col. quaritch x tailkink/exhib foreplay~
• is def into tailplay. for quaritch, it's just another form of foreplay in which he can dominate and control you
• yanking is more for when things get especially rough, but you can bet that he's partial to some tight, harsh tugs to the base of your tail if you're being esp bratty
• a slight hum of disapproval will escape his tightly-sealed lips, his eyes briefly squinting in annoyance at your antics - these ranging from an indignant huff all the way to bending over in front of him, taking two fingers and spreading your uncovered pussy lips for him
• the slickness forming small strings of arousal between your puffy entrance, unabashedly rubbing circles into the sensitive flesh of your mound
• quaritch would merely cock a brow, or scoff at your wanton, slutty behavior as you tease him; little squeals and whines erupting from your mouth, a bottom lip caught between your teeth
• he'd bend over ever so slightly, extend a toned, veined blue arm and gently caress your tail as it swishes back and forth in excitement. you know something's coming, but what that is remains a mystery
• that's until he grasps his long blue fingers around the bottom half of your tail, tightly gripping the skin, only to roughly tug in an upwards motion; enticing a moan of both shock and eroticism out of you
• quaritch'll take great pleasure in seeing your expression shift from one of an almost arrogant-coyness to flustered arousal; your tail sending shockwaves from the tip to your engorged, sticky pink bud
• "fuckin' whine like that again, darlin'. i fuckin' dare you." he'll grunt out condescendingly, taking in your bucking form as your ass tilts upwards, keening into quaritch's firm grip at the base of your tail
• the end free from his grip'll swish and flick desperately, betraying your efforts to save face as the shame unfolds, little butterflies of excitement flittering around your abdomen at his almost sneering expression; fangs bared, eyebrows cast down, shadowing his almost fluorescent irises as he leers at you
• quaritch'll continue to tease, perhaps wrapping your tail around his knuckles for extra pull, or maybe even batting and smacking it as you swish around in anticipation
• he'll lean up close to you, and begin to subtly grind and gyrate into your spread legs, almost welcoming the prospect of being caught out by a colleague; his enthusiasm evident through the tent in his cargo pants, his full, lengthy cock jutting firmly into your exposed pussy
• "g'na keep quiet while i finish up here, pretty? i don't want a single sound comin' outta your mouth until we get back to quarters."
• "any more disrespect, i'll have you cryin' in front of all these people darlin'. don't test me.", he'll do everything in his power to make you squirm and cry of course; but it only means extra playtime once he's off work
don't think I'll ever get over how tickled I was watching JATP for the first time during Edge of Great and how Luke kept expecting Julie to interact with him in that special way during the song and she was trying so hard not to and they had him so intentionally want it and notice it not happening and keep trying to get it. like I think about that all the time. it was so juicy. so fun to be in agony for their lil teenage romance during one song in her driveway. Perfect Harmony was nice but. I need more delicious experiences like that in shows
thoughts on ian’s face in the “sorry im late” scene in 5x8 (i think it’s 5x8)
my thoughts are that i am going to start crying and never stop. my additional thoughts are:
so he's in bed, right? he's been trying mickey all day, meanwhile mickey has been going through his own process at home. but ian is thinking that he might have finally pushed mickey away for good - or scared him away. so he's in bed, eyes shut - probably not sleeping, but just laying there. shutting out the rest of the day. he hears someone behind him and his eyes kinda open. it's when he hears mickey though that his breathing picks up and we go from this:
to this:
like it's so slight, but like. the little flutters and the way his eyes start to move 😭 there's life left there. i feel like...... in moments like this, it sometimes feels like you might just lay there until you're dust. it's all over. the life you knew, the life you wanted. and yet - here he is again. and i think ian is genuinely surprised. this is where is starts being surprising to ian that he could be someone to come back for.
anyways. he turns around as fast as his medicated body will let him. we don't see his face when he first sees mickey, but we see it when he says "sorry i'm late." and it reminds me of the scene in 4x11 where mickey says "what you and i have makes me free." like it makes me insane. in both of these moments, his face just drops into something so young and so vulnerable.
like???? he's a little boy! and here is someone standing in front of him - someone he he has ALWAYS WANTED to stand in front of him - promising to be there. that he knows ian needed him. that he's here now for whatever might happen. reality is so warped these days but here he is.
and you see it land??? you see ian exhale and settle in a way he probably hasn't in a while. things are not okay. they're not okay!!! and they won't be for a while. but in this little moment together in this room where he grew up, he can breathe out the grief. he can share it.
mickey moves to get in bed and ian just makes room, like he always has. but he never blinks. doesn't dare take his eyes off of mickey. it's like he's scared mickey might change his mind, or dissolve right in front of him. is he even really there?
and there's another layer of disbelief here. another layer of grief. mickey milkovich is crawling back into his bed to hold him, and it's like this. it happened like this. everything he's done and suffered and been made to face comes down all at once. he's tired, he's scared. he's sorry. mickey has finally seen the worst of him.
he looks away, and mickey chases after him. i think it's important to mickey here that he lets ian feel him. something about that tactile, grounding comfort. and mickey won't look away either, it's too precious. ian's safe, even if nothing is the same.
and it's here, in these quivering lips and drawn eyebrows...... this is the release. his body and his mind have been through a lot in the last few days. it's as close to cathartic as ian really gets for a while. it's not long before the walls go back up and he's angry. but right now, he brings his hand to hold mickey's wrist, and he lets himself be held.
now.... this face:
this face fucking haunts me. i cannot name this face. what is he seeing here? i imagine it's so hard to see past this moment, into a future he can't name. it's like he's simultaneously feeling mickey there and also completely isolated. i can't explain this face. can anyone else explain this face???
either way, he closes his eyes against it. and you can assume that rest is coming.
Jamie’s the type of friend who actually tries to pack himself in a suitcase so he can go on trips with you. Or he just genuinely considers kidnapping his friends so they don’t leave. I’m pretty sure half of the team would be happily kidnapped too.
it’s been over a week and I’m still unpacking Marion saying (in character but not in dialogue) that he felt like time was running out, and he didn’t want to hide
then proceeding to show Jean that she had been present at the exorcism her father attempted on him, and that she probably also doesn’t have a soul
when she was the one who blocked out the first time she met Marion
Good morning little starlights, i'm tentively here for the morning. today is a rough day, it's my dead dad's birthday and my mom is making it all about her. Buuuuuuut i have left my BG3 brainrot for a little and i'm gonna just be bopping around doing whatever distracts me best.
I love you all and thank you for being so patient with me <3