Someone check on Dan DiDio and Chuck Dixon rn.
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I saw Mr. Ajayi and Mr. Farouk coming from MILES away. Y'all weren't slick. They're literally grumpy / sunshine. Share that bed boys, share that bed
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Pat Robertson is fucking dead! Happy Pride! 🌈🌈🌈
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yknow I too wanted cuddles but then I read the last chapter and WHAT THE FUCK SHADE
the COCKBLOCK
AGAIN
Heeheehoohoo (:
Is the anticipation killing you, anon? Good.
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IMAGINE starting a professional conversation with a employee of yours in a professional setting WITH MISOGYNY :o
AND THEN AND THEN gaslighting them into believing you're saying this "to cARE" "tO help" whilst indirectly blaming everything on them as though they're the ones actively bet yet intentionally, putting themselves in the situation you're indirectly blaming them for.
This is why I hate the workplace
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Killer response
ok, I'm going to provide some context:
my friend came out as trans. her trans-phobic mother doesn't like that and has been stealing her discord to try and make it seem like she is no longer trans. so, I decided to take that opportunity to go tell her to fuck off. here is one of my responses to what she had to say:
and yes most of the people in that server are too young to have discord. they're 12, who cares?
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When I meet my future spouse's family I strive to be so good I am chosen over them in the divorce.
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i love being right of my gods
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Snotty B has yee’d his last haw
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fucking demolished my good friend in filler. eat my ass, august
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Prompt 215
Danny has found himself as a cat. And there’s good news and bad news about it. The good news is that he’s a magical cat or something similar, seeing as he has two tails and can go Very Big if he wants to. Bad news? He’s pretty sure they’re in a different dimension now.
Cute news, both Ellie and Jordan are itty bitty kittens and utterly adorable, he would murder for them. They’re so tiny! Like, yeah they got physically de-aged before all this so they could properly pass as his kids- along with part of Dan’s parole- but this? He could hold them in his hands if he still had them!
Alright! First things first, find a shelter and avoid the destroyed buildings along with whatever destroyed them in the first place. Then he could figure out if this is an accident or some sort of forced vacation. But shelter first.
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My shithead little brother got an ACT score of 24, LOL
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