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midnight-leaf 23 hours ago
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Here is a companion piece to my doctor drawing. The one, the only, Donna Noble 馃А
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sevi-fuk a month ago
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 10 months ago
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Bring back guillotines they were classy
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georgethatperson 14 days ago
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Time for dinner!
Isabela Madrigal x Female!Reader
"Isabela your girlfriend's here!" Camilo called out, reminding all within hearing range of when Isabela and Marino were dating before they split up.
"Shit, I'm not even ready!" The young woman panicked, earning a strange look from her youngest sister.
"Isa, you look fine."
"No, I was going to wear this dress- stall her!" She hissed at her cousin and sister, before hurrying out of sight to change.
"How do we stall her?" Camilo asked, both Madrigal's approaching the older woman.
"I don't know. What do lesbians like?" Mirabel asked.
"I don't know. What do you like?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Hola!" Y/N waved at them both with a grin.
"Y/N!" Camilo jumped forward. "How's the shop? Wait, stop, stop. I can't walk and talk."
"What, why?"
"It gives him bowel problems." Mirabel said before her cousin could answer, earning a glare from him.
"Really? You might want to get that checked out." Y/N gave him a concerned look.
"It's a shapeshifting thing. It's fine." Camilo shrugged it off.
"Right." She gave the younger two a strange look before shrugging. "But yeah, the shop's good. What's for dinner?"
"Empanadas. My mama's special recipe." Mirabel beamed.
"Great! Shall we go in?" Y/N moved closer to the house, but the teens caught her by the arms.
"No!" Camilo panicked.
"You can't!"
"Why? Is something wrong? Is Isabela okay?" Y/N panicked.
"No, she's fine." Mirabel winced at the older girl's questioning glance. "Okay, fine. We're supposed to stall you because Isa is changing. Apparently, she wants to change her dress even though she looked fine earlier." She rambled.
"Mirabel!" Camilo huffed, rolling his eyes. "Ugh, come on then. The truth's out now." He began to walk up the hill towards the house, ignoring Y/N's confused look. "I don't have bowel problems, by the way. That was a lie." He turned to glare at his cousin, who gave him an innocent look.
"Hola, Y/N!" Julieta greeted the woman with a smile and a kiss on the cheek. "Isabela's upstairs. Why don't you sit at the table? Everyone else is already there."
"Gracias, Julieta." She thanked the older woman.
"Y/N!" Isabela ran down the stairs, greeting her girlfriend with a short kiss and a hug. "I didn't know you were here." She gave a pointed glare to Mirabel and Camilo, who held their hands up in surrender and walked to the dining room.
"It's cute that you wanted to change your dress for me, Isa, but you don't have to ask your sister and cousin to stall me." Y/N laughed at the scowl that overtook her girlfriend's face. "Now, come on. I'm told we are having empanadas."
They both sat at the table, enjoying the small talk and questions thrown their way.
"So, when are you two getting married?" Abuela asked conversationally, making Y/N choke on her water and Isabela to sprout flowers around her.
"I don't know." Y/N gasped out, earning a firm pat on the back from August铆n. There was an awkward moment of silence. "So..." Y/N asked in the same tone as Abuela had. "When is Camilo getting his bowel problem fixed?"
Mirabel burst out laughing, snorting into her hands as Camilo shapeshifted into a bunch of random people in surprise and embarrassment.
"What?" Pepa asked in alarm. "Mijo, you have a bowel problem?"
Dolores giggled under her breath as Mirabel laughed harder, Y/N joining in as Camilo's cheeks dusted pink.
"What's so funny? This isn't a laughing matter. If Camilo has a bowel problem, then we need to get it che-" Pepa was cut off by Mirabel sliding off her chair and landing on the floor, making a few others at the table giggle.
"I hate you both." Camilo covered his face with his hands.
When the laughter had abided, and the confusion was cleared, Isabela broke the silence. "Soon." She hid her smile with her hand. She met Y/N's confused gaze with a flirty gaze of her own. "Very soon."
A/N: fuck i love her. i say that about all the madrigal women. is it a lie? no. no it isnt. this is a repost from wattpad! if you want to check out my acc, my user is wizzy357 ((:
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wannabeeze a month ago
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rysttle 2 months ago
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Welcome to McDonald鈥檚, Archivist鈥 would you like a phucking beesechurger?
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stonedrunkwizard 4 months ago
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samstree 18 days ago
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44 with geraskier for the dialogue prompts?? if you feel like it 馃挏馃挏
In Plain Sight
44. "Tell me you love me one more time."
(1.2k, geralt pines and it鈥檚 becoming a theme)
AO3
鈥淛askier.鈥
鈥淵es, dear husband?鈥
Geralt pinches the bridge of his nose. 鈥淪top it. It鈥檚 over now.鈥
鈥淲hy I don鈥檛 know what you mean,鈥 Jaskier says cheekily, cupping Geralt鈥檚 cheeks with both hands, squeezing gently. 鈥淟ight of my life, heart of my songs, fire of my鈥斺
鈥淒on鈥檛 finish the thought.鈥 Geralt is so very close to begging and, by some miracle, Jaskier relents. The bard releases him with a slight pout and picks up the scissors again for the futile endeavor of recreating his old haircut.
It turns out one tends to forget how their short hair is styled after keeping it long for too long. Jaskier is determined to shed his false persona, but Geralt only gives a contemplative hum.
Shame, he really liked the long hair.
鈥淎lright, I鈥檒l stop.鈥 Jaskier presses his face close to the mirror to trim the fringe above his brows. 鈥淲hat did you want?鈥
鈥淣ow what?鈥
鈥淵ou mean now that the mission is over and you don鈥檛 need to play the doting husband anymore, what will we do?鈥
Geralt simply crosses his arms in answer.
鈥淵ou won鈥檛 need to do anything, darling witcher.鈥 Jaskier winks at him through the mirror. 鈥淚鈥檒l write a letter, make up some excuses or a breakup. Maybe some horrible accident that took my husband from me way too early? Which one do you prefer? Know that I鈥檇 make the most convincing widow. Heartbreak does come so naturally at this point. Practice makes perfect, am I right? Anyway, it鈥檚 only my mission, so you can be on your merry way by this evening.鈥
鈥淛ust like that?鈥 Geralt frowns.
Somehow, it seems surreal that their little farce is already over. Just a month, Jaskier said at the time, a month of wine and food and dancing with your best friend, and oh, we need to pretend to be hopelessly in love. Also, it鈥檚 kind of a life-and-death situation, so鈥ct for your life. Well, my life.
And it was so easy to pretend to be in love with Jaskier, to hold his hand in the public eye and murmur sweet nothings into his ear.
Too easy, because Geralt has done it in his dreams a million times.
And now he鈥檚 waking up.
鈥淪till,鈥 Geralt clears his throat, 鈥渨here will you go?鈥
鈥淣ovigrad, I鈥檓 sure. Report duty to Dijkstra. Urgh, that鈥檒l go well.鈥 Jaskier puts down the scissors with a thud, grimacing. 鈥淭he man has never approved of my method, and now he鈥檒l say I鈥檝e drawn too much attention, with a fake husband so less. Will a spy master ever understand the merit of hiding in plain sight? Well, he鈥檚 no boss of me.鈥
鈥淗e literally is, Jaskier.鈥 Worry churns in Geralt鈥檚 stomach. This whole spying business always leaves a bitter taste in his mouth. It鈥檚 dangerous in a way that makes Geralt feel wrong-footed. Monsters he can deal with, but Jaskier being involved in the political upheaval of the North鈥
He鈥檚 just a bard, for fuck鈥檚 sake.
鈥淵ou鈥檙e sure you can handle it on your own?鈥 Geralt asks again, hiding the uncertainty in his voice. He must be doing a terrible job because Jaskier鈥檚 eyes widen in understanding.
鈥淥h,鈥 he breathes, 鈥淕eralt, it鈥檚 sweet that you worry, but I know how to stay out of trouble.鈥
鈥淗istory may suggest otherwise.鈥
鈥淗istory suggests,鈥 Jaskier deadpans, placing a hand on Geralt鈥檚 forearm, 鈥渢hat I鈥檝e survived this far, and I can take care of myself. Yes, even when you鈥檙e not there, darling.鈥
The endearment manages to make Geralt鈥檚 heart flutter, despite having heard it every day in the past month. It鈥檚 because this is real, he knows. It鈥檚 Jaskier鈥檚 words to him, and only him. No one else is listening.
鈥淚 could go to Redania. Take the long way home,鈥 Geralt offers, knowing that one word from Jaskier and he鈥檒l go anywhere on the continent.
But Jaskier smiles that smile only reserved for him, his eyes crinkling with warmth.
鈥淎nd here it goes, all the fa莽ade of your grunts and scowls. I know you are soft for me, somewhere deep down, and all the pretense can鈥檛 hide it.鈥
鈥淲asn鈥檛 trying to.鈥 It slips out too easily, hitting too close to home, so Geralt amends, 鈥淚鈥檓 playing your husband, remember?鈥
鈥淗mm. It鈥檚 hard not to.鈥
The tiny smile widens, and Jaskier鈥檚 happy scent is so overwhelming Geralt has to will his face not to flush. He fails.
鈥淲ell, husband,鈥 Jaskier adds, mischief gleaming in his eyes, 鈥渋f you are truly dismayed to part with me, perhaps I can keep something of yours. After all, the road is full of danger. Who knows what kind of beasts are out there?鈥
Jaskier is standing too close and Geralt鈥檚 voice comes out a bit too hoarse for his liking.
鈥淲hat will you keep?鈥
鈥淲hy don鈥檛 you鈥ell me you love me,鈥 Jaskier swallows, eyes drifting down a smidge, 鈥渙ne more time. For our short-lived marriage.鈥
鈥淚鈥斺
Geralt opens his mouth, but nothing comes out. He steps back, the most horrible thought crossing his mind鈥
If he says it out loud, it鈥檒l be real.
鈥淛askier, I鈥斺 he winces as the bard snaps out of his stupor. 鈥淚 can鈥檛鈥斺
Jaskier retreats, his hands returning to his side and smoothing his doublet nervously.
鈥淣o, of course not.鈥 The bard shakes his head as if to berate himself. 鈥淲e are not acting anymore, and there鈥檚 no one here, so鈥 I shouldn鈥檛 have.鈥
The distance between them is too great for Geralt鈥檚 heart to handle, but he stays where he is as Jaskier packs away his things and sling the lute onto his back, his head ducked low the entire time.
鈥淎nyway, see you around,鈥 Jaskier exhales, and passes Geralt, still not meeting his gaze.
Geralt flexes his fists a few times awkwardly as Jaskier walks away, before instinct takes over and he calls out.
鈥淲ait.鈥
鈥淲ha鈥攐omph!鈥
Before Jaskier can react, Geralt has turned around and pulled him into a hug鈥攁 surprise to the both of them鈥攖heir bodies slamming into each other with unexpected force, their arms winding tightly. Geralt burrows into Jaskier鈥檚 neck so the broken look on his face can never be seen.
鈥淒on鈥檛 die in Redania,鈥 he says eventually, letting out a shuddering breath.
鈥淵ou too. Don鈥檛 forget鈥攄on鈥檛 let Roach forget me.鈥
Geralt鈥檚 hand ends up at Jaskier鈥檚 nape, touching the freshly trimmed stubbles there. He misses when he could thread his fingers through Jaskier鈥檚 long hair. He misses playing with it as countless eyes watch.
He wishes he could do it still, with no one watching.
鈥淥kay.鈥
And then Jaskier is gone, rounding a corner to disappear into the hallway in no time. His strides are way too quick for Geralt to discern the falter in his steps, his face turned away the whole time.
Jaskier never looks back once.
For the first time in a month, the space between Geralt鈥檚 arms is truly empty, just like the bard-shaped hole in his chest, carved out by years worth of longing.
And it won鈥檛 be filled for a while yet.
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Tagging: @rockysstupidity @flowercrown-bard鈥 @alllthequeenshorses @mothmanismyuncle @percy-jackson-is-sexy- @constantlytiredpigeon @behonesthowsmysinging @kitcatkim3 @endless-whump @rey-a-nonbinary-bisexual @llamasdumpsterfire @dapandapod @kuripon @holymotherwolf @theamazingdevilgivesmehope @julek @glows-n-the-dark @jemmasimmons @daisyyydaisyyydaisyyy
I now keep seperate lists for non-smut and smut content, so feel free to tell me which one, or adding and removing in general.
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sunraccon 3 months ago
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Ah yes, my favorite overwatch ship
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biorust-art 8 months ago
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Ah, the irony of never being able to draw the same character the same way twice but some of your favorite characters are clones.聽
Anyway-- can鈥檛 get Echo outta my head so we have some redesign doots. Are they perfect? maybe not-- but are they better than TBB? yes I think so.聽
Also, I really hope we see Echo actually act like someone whos been traumatized and you know who lost a lot of their body. Not because I want to see a character of color suffer, but because I want to see him recover. I want to see him snap at TBB for how they treat him and other聽鈥榬egs鈥 I want to see him grieve for Anakin and his lost brothers and I want TBB to actually support him and care for each other. I want a lot out of The Batch Batch as a show but if I鈥檓 not going to get it then I鈥檓 going to draw it.
Got questions on why I drew smth the way I did? Check yourself first (for any racism/ableism etc. ) and then ask!聽
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pon-ee 11 months ago
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But I love him your honour.聽
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pretentious-dandy 3 months ago
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Overall, this is a pretty cute look
(Note: it鈥檚 versatile too鈥攊f I drop the torso down, I turn into a waiter or a busboy at a hipster-y caf茅)
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skkortysoup 6 months ago
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fun with dad
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donnatr0y 10 months ago
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Dick, entering his room: *turns on the lights* How the fuck did you get in my room
Jason lying on his bed: someone said problem child three times and i magically appeared
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thegalaxyracoon 2 months ago
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You cannot tell me I'm wrong
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myfandomistingling a year ago
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Me, watching the movie:
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soldier-poet-kings 8 days ago
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Sometimes the inside joke is REALLY inside.聽
Anyway, Orym likes oatmeal.
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booasaur 5 months ago
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Nevertheless (2021)聽- 1x09
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cohesively 9 months ago
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i see your 鈥渃!tubbo is not soft. hes a little gremlin dude. he cackles and schemes as he rubs his hands together鈥 and raise you:
tubbo is soft and a little gremlin dude. he goes out, does his silly little things like terrorise awesamdude and create his nukes, threaten people with imminent and violent death, steal, and generally act like he鈥檚 unlearned social etiquette, but then he goes home to his family.
he makes dinner with his husband and sings his son to sleep. he speaks in ender with ranboo so ranboo doesn鈥檛 forget his mother tongue. he plants flowers for his bees and teaches michael all about the different kinds of insects. he has morning tea with jack manifold. he holds tommys hand for as long as tommy needs it. he doesn鈥檛 remove the berry bushes behind their house because ranboo likes them. he likes wearing matching clothing with his son.
he can be and is both 馃憤
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pakhnokh 9 months ago
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Oh yeah I didn鈥檛 tell you guys but I鈥檓 reading SVSSS
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