#get it? like a dog noise

[petrichormeraki]

thinking about human behavoirs in a space orc sense again. specifically screaming. if we scream on purpose we can do it so loud that it breaks glass. human infants scream to get a parents attention. humans scream with music on stage sometimes and several thousand humans scream back and it's a joyful experience. what the fuck

#like just thinking about other creatures on earth #not a lot of them make noise like humans do? #maybe dogs #but like idk we do it on purpose to be loud and we can get VERY LOUD #meraki post #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #LISTEN. THIS IS NORMAL FOR US BUT WHAT ABOUT ALIENS

[ukumiii]

this is not what I meant when I told you to shut your music down

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #stormbirnger #post stormbringer #missing the flags hours #I miss them sm #I want them back :( #chuuya not being able to sleep bc he was used to a lot of noise at sleep hours #and then everything is so quite that he can't just fall asleep #bc he's not used to that #idk if I like this drawing or not #I have mixed feelings #but I think if I keep trying to “fix” im just going to end up more frustrated #so this is all you're getting

[kyouka-supremacy]

This art is doing things to me

#Are they... You know......... 👉👈 #atsushi nakajima #osamu dazai #dazatsu #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s1 #mine #Yesterday I spent one hour cleaning this but I'm really nowhere near to done #The canvas is just too large (834px of width) and the image way too grainy. #I can't redraw stuff if it's this grainy and even cloning wasn't getting me anywhere #Not even noise correction works... #After sleeping over it‚ I resolved that it's probably for the best to reduce the image size. #Hopefully then the lineart will be compact enough for me to draw over it #It's just. WHO HAD THE INSANE IDEA of putting illustrations under text. #Not only it's a huge shame it covers the art‚ but also... When reading the novel‚ I was seriously struggling to read the text– #that overlapped with black areas #That's such an incredibly poor editing choice I have no idea how it could get through publishing. #Publishing houses are truly insane the only way something like this could have happened is by overworking and understaffing. It's crazy #THERE'S NOT EVEN A WHITE OUTLINE. C'mon peoples. #Alright sorry rant over. Dazatsu is SO real tho ♡♡♡

[flamingfalcon3]

Early Sibuna is my favorite thing ever because HOW CAN 3 PEOPLE BE THAT CHAOTIC AND STUPID???? I love them so much.

#there’s just so much going on #amber running for the exit immediately #fabian stumbling out and then giving nina a happy little smile for no reason cuz he’s just happy to hang out with her #meanwhile nina just looks stressed as fuck #amber still trying to get out while nina and fabian investigate the elixirs #fabian attempting to DRINK THE UNKNOWN CHEMICAL MIXTURE #nina scolding him like he’s a dog trying to eat something suspicious #and then he tries to maintain his facade as the rational one by saying Amber was hysterical #nina and amber both immediately clinging to fabian when they hear the creepy noise #I’m so obsessed with them #house of anubis #nina martin #fabian rutter #amber millington #sibuna #hoa

[fredbydawn]

realized it's funny that i watched these two after falling down the rabbit hole and gave them the same rating when they're very different movies, like one is about a character getting to explore taboo elements of their sexuality and desires that most people sought out cuz of a scene which is centered on the ass of a male Saw actor, and the other is Delta of Venus

#cuz like WHY DID LEIGH WRITE THAT?!?! #and james HIS BEST FRIEND JAMES was like yeah i'll direct that and edit in the squelching noises :) #WHY DID THEY MAKE ME SEE THAT??? #eating the dog food tho... *i turn away and blush like a victorian* #also yeah the only real reason to watch delta of venus is for Costas' incredibly round ass #oh fuck theres also a scene where costas gets on all fours and barks like a dog #crossover methinks??? *is shot* #saw franchise #leigh whannell #costas mandylor #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #mark hoffman #doggie heaven #delta of venus

[team-avia]

Is this option on the table since bela is like at the third place in the route poll so that means she still won so like..... 😊

LMAOO IM SO SRRY😭😭

HAHAHHAHA i like the way you think 😌

i will have to ask the elder council first! stay tuned!

finch

#mail 💌 #finchmod🌻 #cus like imagine if ur just going about ur day scrolling through our blog #and you get flashbanged by mc getting carnally aquainted with the president's *beep* *honking noises* *pots and pans* *dogs barking*

[cricket-approved]

"criminal," he said solemnly, "cream is for cats"

#*cricket noises* #sketchbook #web weaving #dogs #war for the oaks #car seat headrest #csh #mitski #<- I get mean when I'm nervous like a bad dog #to the teeth #dave mckean #emma bull #twin fantasy

[oldirontender]

i could yell and scream about the relationship between an engine and its driver for literal years. i could cry into my pillow every night thinking about the drivers patting the engine whenever theyre sad or the one 2 second scene in the adventure begins where gordon's driver says "what's he up to now." like hes a dog whos chewing on something when he shouldn't. literally just seeing the driver in the cab makes me wail like a dying feral animal on the side of the street.

#rambling #sorry im getting emotional #and whewnever the engines interact with sth and its like hes their dad #HES SO THEIR DAD. HES SUCH A DAD. #sometimes whenever im sad i think about how sir topham hatt has pictures of his engines framed on his desk like theyre his kids #do u think he has pictures of them in his wallet. oh my god i could sxcream #OWAAHHH OWWWAAHHHHH <------ dying dog noises #ok im going to bed goodnight <3 #what i woukld do to be a little engine whos trying their best and have my driver pat me on my boilre... .... .. .OUWWAHHH

[kicktwine]

I just had two wol thoughts at once 1) I like to think ch’ari is having the most fun on the fae’s side he hates being on their bad side but if he has fun with them he’s CACKLING gleeful he loves antagonizing people he dislikes (and also people he likes) 2) if ch’ari is ever at any point ever referred to as “uncle ch’ari” he will burst into tears right then and there

#inspired by getting called auntie fisher by a friend’s kid and making a noise only /dogs can hear/ #also other backstory things. miqote I think tend to be especially soft with that kind of thing #Ari definitely gave up on being a dad years ago. it’s just not going to happen to him in his head he doesn’t even really want to #he’s not thinking about it. but an UNCLE?!!!!???? ?? he’s going to cry #sniffs loudly sure yes auntie tia will take you to the market this morning yes #he’s in his heart of hearts so soft. it goes in layers like awkward good but violent boy - angry little twerp - soft teddy bear - snarky ma #- soft soft soft bear #play game #shadowbringers spoilers

[avid-adoxography]

Best of the Mattel CEO from Barbie (2023)

part 1 | part 2

#barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbieedit #will ferrell #mattel ceo #gifset #i'm unwell over this. absolutely insane. #i had to pause like. every ten seconds and look away because i was going *gorilla noises* #'tell me your secret dream child' OUGHGGHOOU OGH OURH RRRR R R R #he's so sillay... and him smile...... his goofy ah laughter HRMNF HMFFFRRR RMRFHR HRHRM RRRMHHH #foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog istg #i need to lie down *collapses and won't get up ever again* #CEOposting

[to-the-all-blue]

Don't mind me I'm just thinking about how - besides with his mom who he barely saw - Sanji was never taught that love is freely given. The people who care for him are people on the other side of a transaction to him; he pays them back in some way. He works on the Orbit, he pays back a debt on the Baratie, he is The Cook on the crew. He gives something so that he can receive care in return. When he wasn't "good enough" as a child he learned that has to be able to provide something to receive the love he always yearned for.

#im getting emotional in thia chilis tonight #op meta #sanji #i mean im just thinking about how fucked up this kid must be #no wonder hes so self-sacrificial??? #like: he cant conceive of a world where he might be something precious just because he is #his duty is to be the cook and protector and if he fails then hes not worth keeping around #his mom: gives love freely but is rarely around. his brothers: beat him bc he cant contribute and keep up #his sister: frees him so she'll be safe (she really cares about him in her way but did he know that?) #his father: 'dont call me your father. im ashamed of you' #everyone after that: heres some affection sanji. sanji: *rabid dog w a chewtoy noises* thank you now i will make you the perfect snack

[crehador]

sure yeah probably but forget that for a sec I WANT TO KNOW IF THE DOG IS GOING TO GET TO TRANSFORM. and if he does. will he transform into like. a normal ass man lmao

#crab watches #gekkan mousou kagaku #ever since ep1 i've wanted to see the dog transform too lol #like he HAS a voice actor. and it's shiraimu of all people #surely they didn't get shiraimu JUST to have him make dog noises #surely. at some point. that dog is going to speak #(manifesting)

[numetalpuppygirl]

absolutely enraged to learn that a song i really liked from some shitty bandwagon midwest emo band is in fact just a cover of a semi-popular song from the 90s by a far superior artist

#i kind of hate midwest emo. like not actually bc it's really good and there's lots of good bands #but still it's sooo. like that #like ohhh look at us we covered a fucking lilith fair artist and added a little scream on the last chorus come suck our dicks #is that all it takes? can i just be a guy and cover all i wanna do and add a little yell and make a tiktok account and get a record deal? #anyway. dog rant over #*char noises*

[dirtytransmasc]

Ok but what do you think the experience of teaching the kids to drive was like for Alicole? I’m literally laughing at all of the images lollll

Alicole is gonna have some grey hairs after teaching 4 kids, their kids in particular, to put it one way.

all of them are, lovingly, nightmares when it comes to driving, and they give their parents a run for their money with how many ways they can be nightmares.

Aegon's a natural driver, he's just anxious as all hell, he has no trust in people or the rules of the road to actually keep him safe, he stalls and flounder's a lot, especially when crossing lanes of traffic to get somewhere. he's convinced driving is useless the first close call he experiences, cause this is just too dangerous and there are too many variables and people are stupid. but as time goes on and he is forced to drive more and more, his parents supporting him to just let himself get used to it, he begrudgingly goes for his permit and then his license, and while he's still an anxious driver, he doesn't mind it. (he likes driving late at night on back roads, cause there's never anyone out there). he definitely choked both his mum and his dad with his harsh stops, initiating the seat belt lock as they slam into them. Criston nearly lost it when Aegon stalled out on a 5-lane intersection, they don't like to talk about it.

Helaena is very literal when it comes to rules of the road. she's definitely like me when I first learned to drive, going exactly the speed limit, trying to drive straight by making sure her steering wheel is perfectly center instead of making little corrections here and there, so she ends up going more or less diagonally at times, a little heavy on the gas. plenty of things that makes her parent's anxious, especially cause a lot of people on the road get angry about her going "so slow". but once she gets the hang of it she's a good driver, though she prefer's to be a passenger princess, as she likes to be able to continue her daydreaming, and is a bit of a speed devil. definitely listens to audiobooks and bug documentaries in the car.

Aemond took forever to learn to drive, cause he not only had to learn the basics, but he had to learn to drive down an eye and with a bunch of driving accommodations. he's really committed and not all that bad at it, his parents anxiety mostly comes from the fact that he wants to drive a big ass truck and that he is a very confident driver with multiple large pinches of road rage. it's a lot less of them trying to teach him to drive, he picked that up over night, it's trying to keep him from committing vehicular manslaughter.

Daeron, like always, as he was raised by his siblings, picked up both the best and worst of them. He's very all or nothing, he's either going smooth and fast or slamming the breaks, super focused or his head's in the clouds, can be very apologetic on the road, but if he gets pushed around too much, he's going nuclear. he's truly their source of grey hairs, after Aemond, they make him wait till like... 18 or 19 to actually get his license, and it isn't helped by the fact that he's the baby of the family, so they're naturally a little overprotective. funnily enough, when him and his siblings are doing things they probably shouldn't, he's the designated driver, even prior to him getting his license (just wait till Alicole finds out they're going to have a stroke).

the kids all stressed them out, but they love them.

Bonus: The kids and their cars.

Aegon has an older Volvo sedan, it might have been golden at one point, but the paints worn to hell, so it's now a yellowy silver color, its like his baby, not in like... a car fanatic way, but in the teenage boy with his first care type of way... there's a difference I swear. its got black leather interior that he takes care of like his life depends on it, the passenger seat is only clean of trash for his sweet sister, the outside is all sorts of dinged and scratched (mostly prior to getting it) but he still takes it to get washed every two weeks, spends an hour in the self help section vacuuming it out and using all the sprays and tools. he defintly has to do a little dance to get it driving but he refuses to get rid of it till after the babes come and they need to upsize (he kept it and planned to give it to his kids when they got older, ignoring the fact it was pothole away from crapping out).

Helaena has a white kia soul, probably from the early 2000s. she saw it at a used car lot and liked 'face' it had (I think those cars look sorta... buggy? Idk I'm not a car person, it just felt like a car she'd float towards). takes good care of it, but isn't like Aegon. she keeps it clean, gets it cleaned once a month or two, and decorates the hell out of it. Crocheted steering wheel wrap, seat belt covers, seat covers, things to hang from her rear view mirror and hand holds, etc. (all the kids had her make ones for them too) and they're all bug/nature themed.

Aemond has a huge green truck, I'm talking diesel 4-door, you have to use the footstep to get into it and even then you need to like, pull on the seat to give yourself enough momentum. this thing is his baby, in the car freak sorta way. its getting cleaned every week, he puffs it and waxes it and does all that weird 30 different products, 12 microfiber towels, and a blood sacrifice shit car guys do. it has extra mirrors for him so he can see easier.

Daeron has a jeep, his car's newer, does basic upkeep on it, but is a little rough. he likes taking her (he definitely refers to his car as 'her' and 'she' and 'my girl') off road, likes taking his dog with him (mentioned in a previous post, he has a dalmatian) after going on hikes and to watering holes. she's seen some shit, is covered in a perpetual layer of dirt and dog hair, but he loves it. keeps the top of 90% of the year. his dog is his passenger princess. his siblings sit in the back 9/10 if Tess (his dog) is with them. only person who gets the dog booted is his mom and dad, and later on once they've grown a bit, his niece and nephew's. (I do think Daeron would be the sibling to fix up an older sports car, but I can't decide on what he would pick to fix up)

#sorry for the later response #had to rack my brain for this one #helaena and aegon are me #daeron and aemond are my little brother #had to project for this one #my brother is a little freak on the road and my mom kept him from getting his license cause he was *scary* #anywho #I do think Hel can have some spice on the road #but like #she's cursing you out to the sounds of a bugs chirping (she listens to those background noise compilations) #she won't flip you off though #she's just cursing your family line #Aegon only has real road rage if his family is in the car. otherwise he's just murmuring under his breath about people being dicks #Aemond and Daeron are scary #Aemond's *Aemond* #so thats not surprising #but I don't know if you've seen bungo stray dogs #if you have't just look up Kenji #he can be so sweet and *so* scary on the flip of a damn switch #alicent hightower #criston cole #pro criston cole #pro alicent hightower #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron targaryen #pro team green #hotd

[notquitehuman-creations]

might be getting a support dog soon?

#nqh brain noises #still getting over a bit over internal ableism about me being straight up disabled #like i know i am but it doesnt feel real yk #like i dont deserve accommodation or smthn #idk im working on it #but after years of deliberation #and a vouch from my sister who has a support dog of her own #i know i need it #especially now that i live alone #idk #ill keep yall updated #👍 #actually disabled #support animals #(btw if anyone has any tips dont be afraid to comment/dm/rb! please ^^“)

[solradguy]

Being otherkin is great but also it fucking sucks but also it's the best thing ever and it's interesting to read essays/scientific articles on but then there are the horrors

#textpost #Reading about it is like alternating between 'That's me! :)' and 'That's... me... hrerugh... *throws up lava*' #I'm really tired. But I found a good (free) white noise app and it has made it a little easier to fall asleep and stay asleep #It drowns out the annoying as shit dog next door that doesn't shut up ever #Hasn't done anything about my weird/bad dreams though I'll take what I can get