#get on top of the fridge

[prolibytherium]

The contents of this fridge haunt and enchant me

#iasip #Not just the 2000000 ZOAs but also the near-complete absence of any actual food. #Just energy drinks. sour cream. milk. jam (?). and minute maid [POTENTIAL KRATOM MIXER DETECTED] #I'm obsessed with this fridge. I'm lying awake just thinking about this fridge #Anyway I FINALLY gained the strength to get through s15 again and I'm so glad because I fucking love this episode #It's objectively kind of mid but there's so many little things about it that please me it might be close to a top 10 for me #I also really like Charlie's taped together laptop. There's a lot more fun little background details this season

[hematomes]

i think furina is my favorite archon so far she's the pathetic sopping wet boyfriend that keeps getting into situations, the failgirl and the cringeboy, she's way too confident but couldn't ask for no pickles in a restaurant, probably has the worst tongue game in teyvat and has never felt the touch of another person in her entire life. i want her

#genshin impact #furina #focalors #i want to put her on top of my fridge and watch her struggle then give up on ever getting down by herself

[touchlikethesun]

when hinata finally starts getting his own merch as a pro-volleyballer, his long-suffering long-distance boyfriend quietly starts collecting every jersey, magazine, sponsored product, and keychain he can find. he doesn’t even think about it it’s not like a planned thing but if he sees something with hinata’s face or jersey on it, he buys it and takes it back to his flat. kageyama isn’t the best at organising or at interior decorating so in between his plants and his exercise equipment every remaining free space has been haphazardly filled with hinata merch. it makes him happy, it helps ease the sting of missing shouyou, but for some reason, his friends and teammates won’t let him host anymore. he asked ushijima about it once, and ushi very bluntly responded "the others do not like the hinata shouyou shrine" and kags nodded but like. now he wants to know who has a shrine dedicated to his boyfriend and what that has to do with his ban from hosting post-game drinks.

#it’s not a shrine he just likes seeing shouyous face #in the living room in the fridge on the coffee table on the veranda on top of the tv you get the picture #(it is a shrine) #hinata hasn’t seen it yet #yamaguchi told him about it but hinata didn’t believe him #kagehina #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou

[strangersatellites]

maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for four

a cute little steddie dads ditty based on this tweet

Steve chuckles under his breath and flips the page. 

He’s got his back against the headboard in the low lamp light. It’s late and he’s reading some goofy romance novel that Max left for him last time she was over. Something about people on vacation. He doesn’t really know or care but it’s kept his mind occupied long enough.

Eddie’s sat at the other end of the bed, taking breaks from lightly strumming his guitar to jot down melodies or lyrics or whatever it is he writes in that notebook of his that he carries everywhere.

When Steve tries to start the next page the words stop being about the shitty hotel the characters are at and they start being measurements, instructions. 

He slams the book closed in his lap and tugs off his glasses, gets Eddie’s attention and meets his eyes, curious.

“Do you think we should’ve gotten chocolate chip instead?”

Eddie rolls his eyes with a smile and sits his guitar beside him. Huffs a laugh under his breath as he crawls up to wrap both long arms around Steve’s waist.

“Well,” he drags it out, dramatic as always, “Since both of the girls said they liked blueberry better, I’m putting my money on blueberry being the better option.”

Steve’s weighing the options in his head, nodding because he knows Eddie’s right.

“I know, Robbie flips out every time we have regular pancakes but,” he huffs, runs a hand through his hair, “It's pancake day. It has to be perfect. Do we even have syrup?”

Eddie pulls his head back from where he’d rested his chin on Steve’s shoulder, his eyes now less amused and more confused.

“Okay, I thought we were stressing because it’s her first sleepover, what in the world is pancake day?”

Now Steve’s the one who looks confused, down-right offended.

“Uh, hello? Didn’t you have pancakes on Saturday morning after every sleepover growing up?”

Eddie wrinkles his eyebrows up. “No? Uncle Wayne woke us up and took us to the diner.”

And, well. Steve can forgive that. 

“Oh. That sounds pretty fun actually.”

Eddie snorts. 

“Yeah it was. It was probably just an excuse for him to go see his lady friend but I wasn’t gonna turn it down.”

Steve laughs and smiles at the thought of a grumpy Wayne trying to hit on the waitress and a child version of Eddie flicking eggs across the table.

“I wish I could’ve seen that.” He drops a kiss to Eddie’s temple before he continues. “When I was a kid, my mom always made a big pancake breakfast with syrup and whipped cream and sprinkles and it was the best part of the sleepover. I’ve always wanted to do that for Robbie.”

Eddie’s smile is soft and he’s tangling their fingers together over his lap. 

“Aaaaaand now that she’s old enough it has to be perfect. That right?”

Steve nods, lets out the breath he was holding in, lets some of the tension seep right out of his own skin and lets Eddie carry it for a while.

Eddie shifts and tugs Steve so that his head is tucked just near where his guitar pick sits in the hollow of his throat.

“Well, lucky for you, when I took the girls to Rob’s room for bed earlier, when I kissed her good night she told me this was the best day ever.” He tightens his arms around Steve and he can hear the smile in his voice. “I think you could feed them cereal and they’d think it was Christmas morning.”

Steve can’t help the smile on his face at the happiness that his daughter brings him. At the idea that letting her friend spend the night is the best day she’s had in the six years of her little life. Thinks that it might be top five days in his own thirty-two.

He snuggles down further into Eddie’s arms and laughs when the man huffs and reaches to turn off the light.

He kisses his chest and closes his eyes.

“Good night, Eds.”

“Good night, baby.”

He falls asleep to the sound of Eddie’s breathing and the hushed giggles down the hall, more excited than he’s maybe ever been.

Eddie’s set an early alarm to go check for syrup.

#you can pry steddie's daughter being named robin out of my cold dead hands #ask me about this hc actually I have lots of thoughts #Steve would be the Ultimate Pancake Dad #you like chocolate chips? got them #blueberries? in the fridge #plain with just toppings? you'll get your own batch #he runs that kitchen like the military #and everyone is better for it #also they do have syrup nobody panic #steddie #steddie fic #gin writes #shot of gin #things I did not proofread and am not going to

[mollykflood]

Get on top of the fridge vine and Theodora as Dora’s Anger Management Translator meme for some additional HALF A SOUL fan art

#art #fan art #fanart #half a soul #olivia atwater #theodora ettings #dora wilder #lord hollowvale #lady hollowvale #get on top of the fridge meme #obama anger management translator #meme

[tangledinink]

my roommate and i just spent an extended period of time taking turns trying to kick our feet up as close as we could to the top of the fridge and im like. goddamn. i love our home.

#txt posts #sillies #lore #i said hey do you think you could get your foot all the way up to the top of the fridge? like? have one foot on the ground #and the other one on top of the fridge? #and he immediately started trying #which was great #coz i had already been trying before he came over

[spiderwarden]

The fact that Minthara hates air jail is why more people should put her in it.

#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings #[ karl.ach always hoists her up when she is being unfairly murderous ] #[ one time she even put her on top of the fridge ] #[ and i see so many artists also utilizing it ] #[ it's fun to see her get so miffed about it ] #[ which is why more people should do it ] #[ SO WITH THAT SAID! im signing off i tried to do memes and drafts but its late ] #[ spent my energy doing my first weeks homework ] #[ smash or pass things will resume tomorrow ]

[tianshiisdead]

Forget school actually please send hate to distract me from no money I'm so hungry o(-( dunno how much longer I can go with the 1 food item per day money saving scheme to attempt to afford rent

#diary #eating issues cw #not bc eating disorder for oncebut yk #mfw my periods stopped #idk if bc food or stress but wehhhhhhhhhhh hewp me #mfw ottawa unlivable rn #next sem student loans should save me for a while but they dont come till Jan... #like. ive been here before but im rlly sick this time (im usually sick but lol) and then exams on top of that and stress abt grandparents #im excited to see parents for xmas bc i feel like i cant continue on sometimes and i dont feel safe being alone in my flat #esp bc its so... like. dark aand small yk and i get claustrophobia but housing is so expensive rn so its the only place i could afford #idk idk its nothing new but im at the end of my line rn #ive been sleeping w the lights on despite cost bc paranoia and i think its fucking with me tbh tbh but again claustrophobia #like in general idk if i can go on like this 🗿🗿 #i feel so sick and cold every day and also tired nd its hard to study when im scared to buy water bc card may decline and my fridge is empty

[groovygames]

not to be a hater on main but i just saw yoru x cypher. where is the pazzazz. where is the synergy. where is the thought behind it. i cant even understand the pairing from a 'smushing two characters you think are hot together' standpoint. they have One wholeass interaction what is the mental gymnastics you guys are going through to think that is a good pairing

#*in the same tone of the get on top of the fridge vine* this fanbase is a fucking NIGHTMAAAARE

[dubiousdoctors]

a funny little guy who is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. or something like that.

#and that funny little guy? he's me #brain is working Uh Badly lately and once again I am Shouted At. #it's a real get on top of the fridge kinda day

[pumpking64]

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#Jesus fucking Christ #why do some people just. not see the mess they’re making and acknowledge that it’s their responsibility to clean up after themselves?? #like. you throw your shoes in the entrance exactly where people walk. you let shared loafers stand outside for several hours #you cook the most simple dinner that one time you cook (mind you the other people have equal shares of making food) #and yet you don’t even manage to clean up after neither the cooking NOR taking the food off the table into the fridge so it doesn’t turn bad #you keep on taking the most easy solution that fits you the best without thinking about others. in a space where we all are exhausted #and I’m so done with it for now tbh. how lazy to not care about the bare necessities for others. how rude to admit to it #AND on top of this. you’ll tell stuff about your country that’s *objectively horrifying* and then add on to that that you love your country #it’s just. so many things. are so so so much of what I’d avoid in a person. a few things is fine. no one’s perfect. but damn there’s a limit #SORRY to anyone who’s read this far but I just. had to get it out #this guy is the one I’m working the closest with these two and a half weeks. hes still a kid kind of. I’m not gonna be mean to him #but damn. my patience. is being tested #AHHH I might delete this tbh. I don’t like showing this side of myself. I don’t want to spread this kind of negativity #I’m just so very frustrated. how a human person can come to this place and be here for SO LONG already #and still not have learnt the basics of living and working together #own post #oh. and all the triggering of intrusive thoughts is not helping your case buddy #(which you can’t really know about so it’s kinda fair but also it’s for bad hygiene stuff mostly and that’s. I mean…..)

[anonymous-user-a]

If you re alloWed t o

bash your he d in im a llo wed t o

c U my self ok

- ♤

Absolutely not. I simply stared at the wall. You are not harming yourself, understood? I can and will put you in time-out, now that I have the power to do so.

#tw self harm #[remember that ''alright youre in timeout. get on top of the fridge'' vine? that's A and lambda]

[autistic-shaiapouf]

You know how in mob psycho you can see the percentage counter for how close mob is to absolutely losing it

#i think the weather getting hotter and more summery is dredging up a lot of shit again #on top of the job search being dubious at best #on top of the unresponsive roommates and me talking politics at work (in a good way) and going MAN my home is #not meeting my needs #on top of the room itself being too small the fridge not big enough to accommodate 3 people #half my shit disappearing in the fridge as things get shoved wherever #on top of the current job stressing me past my limits #i dont think i really considered every single factor until i nearly started crying at target while looking at home goods #bc yeah.. yeah i do want home goods but don't have a fucking home large enough to accommodate them #i am feeling rage well out of proportion for what i am experiencing at this very moment but with all factors considered #it seems much more reasonable #it is genuinely so out of proportion I'm getting knocked into dissociative territory; outsourcing my anger #anyways. guess who bought more candles. i came for hand soap. and a drain snake to unclog the bathtub #we've been trying drano to no avail so I'm taking matters into my own hands #everything is starting to burn off and now I'm just. tired. i am doing my best with what I'm being given #shai speaks

[byanyan]

that cat thing where they fall asleep in the dumbest positions, like hanging upside down off the couch or twisted into some weird little pretzel... byan energy.

#you walk into the bathroom and find byan asleep sitting the wrong way in the bathtub with their legs hanging over the ledge #or you go to get a snack and you see them taking a powernap on top of the fridge #...okay that's an exaggeration but the bathtub one is real #they can genuinely fall asleep almost anywhere #...i actually have a lot of really specific thoughts about this but i don't want to make what's supposed to be a silly post sad lmao #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ OOC ⋮ DON’T @ ME.

[zprite-x]

History is about to repeat itself

#I am fighting the urge NOT to get on top of my fridge again #sprite spam

[flock-talk]

Me: I don’t know where to put this jumbo perch it doesn’t match the aesthetic of the perch corner and I don’t need it under the veggie corner anymore

Jack: let’s put it in the kitchen so newt has a dance party perch

#get you a partner who wants perches all over the house #and encourages holes in the walls #for context newt loves watching us cook #and usually #starts dancing on top of the fridge