my roman empire is the way a&e completely destroyed emma’s character in the later seasons by making her totally focus on hook just to prove to swanqueen shippers that she wasn’t in love with regina and that’s why we’ll never get any more seasons with her in because jen doesn’t appreciate how they’ve ruined her character
or, the once upon a time au. in which robin is a professor of literature, who gets roped into helping a ten-year-old who shows up at her doorstep (and claims to be her daughter...). it all goes to hell when robin takes the kid back home.
(tagging @perceivedregret !! here's some of the brain rot that's been brewing lolol)
“So, your mom is the reason that this curse exists?”
“Yup,” Max says, popping the ‘p.’
Robin hums. “I don’t know, kid, that sounds kinda evil to me.”
“She’s not,” Max sighs, “She’s not evil, she’s just…look, you can’t judge someone off of one mistake.”
Max lets the sentence hang in the air, before continuing. “She can be…cold. But she’s not evil. You just have to let her warm up to you.”
“Yeah…I think that’s gonna be easier said than done,” she winces as they pull up to the address Max gave her earlier, only to find one brunette with worry etched on her face. It melts into relief once she spots Max, and then into bewilderment upon seeing Robin. Robin manages a small smile, and an awkward wave.
“Hi.”
The brunette blinks rapidly, big blue doe eyes scanning Robin, and Robin can see Max’s shit-eating grin from behind her mother. “Hi.”
First look for Malachi Fay in the third book of The Dragon's Son trilogy, an alternate universe on Descendants: Family Business and @dani-luminae 's stories featuring their OC, Nara.
Okay but for real there's absoltuely no way Killian would've known about the societal custom of a guy letting his gf borrow his jacket. Like we hype it up in the media and see it everywhere and think "ah yes that's what boyfriends do," but there's no reason why Killian would've known that.
And since we know he wasn't trying to fulfill societal norms, that means that, on their first date, Killian let Emma wear his jacket solely because she looked cold and he wanted to keep her warm and I think that's very sweet.
Me? Still bitter that Emma and Killian didn’t get to exchange their vows aboard the Jolly Roger even though they both clearly liked the idea? Pfff, noooo. Do I look like I still think it was unfair that Killian’s first and only suggestion about his own wedding got shut down in 0.5 seconds? (Henry, buddy, I just wanna talk) Do I look like I was disappointed to see 50 random extras dancing a weird disney channel-esqe choreography instead of more scenes from the actual wedding? Do I look like I expected a best man speech? Or any of the couple’s actual friends turning up?
OUAT sucks so much at writing romances that the only "straight woman" that seems to be actually attracted to men is Snow. Literally everyone else's attraction is just compulsive heterosexuality, they kiss a man and I just. can't believe them.
btw i have now finally scripted pan into my main dr!! :D that dr is basically like a “better cr” dr with lots of fictional characters and immortality lol and yeah !! next i’ll probably script in other ouat characters bc if its just pan, it’s gonna be a lil weird imo- so i’ll also add the other neverland charas and obv the main main characters like emma, regina, rumple, etc etc etc yk? uwu
Oh great it's THIS fuckhead. What the hell does HE want?
#1 I havent taken shit, she WILLINGLY came with me. And probably to get away from YOUR stupid ass.
#2 do you not remember what happened the last time you drew your sword at me?
Slap bitch.
That lil Hmmmmm.
YOU turned him into a ROSE and NOW you're thinking about giving it to belle? Like you weren't thinking about giving her something anyway. Women love flowers.
"Flowers, chocolates,promises you don't intend to keep"
I just imagine that when I finally get to the good parts of my ouat dr, it's a normal day in storybrooke and my phone just dings and goes "Seaon 1 Episode 22 has started. Congrats!" and I just sit there panicking tryna figure out wtf that means