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mintleflower · 1 year
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Hope this hasn’t been done before
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pixiefeatherkw3 · 9 months
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Sonic T. Hedgehog, local rockstar. 💙
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cockmotif · 1 year
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Why are there such few old gay couples in media? Are you scared of old man yaoi? Some senior citizen BL?
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courtrecord · 10 months
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honestly i hate how that “maybe the curtains are just blue” post has become shorthand for anti-intellectualism and shit bc as someone who has an utter passion for media analysis now, I WAS THAT PERSON IN HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS.
english class never taught me how to analyze stories, it taught me how to remember what things the teacher said were “symbolism” and how to take quizzes where we had to match a quote to the character who said it. i didn’t give a shit about any of it, bc literally why should i. it was bullshit.
there’s this idea online that people are forgetting or rejecting what they learned in english class when they’re bad at media analysis, and maybe that’s a little bit true, but i think the much bigger problem is they never learned it in the first place. cinemasins & “maybe the curtains are just blue” aren’t convincing people to abandon an intellectualism they already had, they’re filling a void.
when all you learn in high school is to write on the test “blue = depression”, why is it surprising that so many people don’t give a shit about the curtains.
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aolechan · 1 year
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Namor + Smirks in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
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felsicveins · 3 months
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Honestly JD and Julien are kinda giving me brainrot, they're the essence of those "theres something deeply wrong with you two, please never break up so no one else will have to deal with your crap" memes
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Well they're married forever now cause JD is legally dead and neither of them will go to court about it because tax fraud on both sides and insurance fraud by Julien... So they leverage the legal system against each other 🥰🏳️‍🌈 love wins
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yeetus6375 · 2 months
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Part 1
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screampied · 1 month
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sukuna 😇😇
LMAOOOOOOO STOP
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20y2 · 5 months
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STEVE: Physics always made me anxious. On the subatomic level, everything is so bizarre, so unfathomable. With magic, you have some control.
NORTHERN EXPOSURE 3.09 Get Real
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tirkras · 11 months
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Bro I'm just died💀💀💀
!!!EXPLODE!!!
💥💥💥
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Fear me guys, it's looks scary
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mariajmajesty · 5 months
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Tkkrs calling the military (!!!) fanservice to explain why Jungook enlisting to that program with Jimin "has to be forced and not his own choice" is next level insane (as if he didn't have months to prepare and had other options, as if he didn't have other camps to go to yet chose to go to the same one Jimin goes to) and is something I never imagined I'll see at this stage. They don't care about Tae, Jimin or Jungkook they only care about themselves and their selfish demands and i'm shocked how hurting the members with this type of talk is something they couldn't give a damn about. And it's extra laughable because who does fanservice in the military? who can force a government into something as pathetic as this? it's not even a thing.
Death threats over a trip to Japan.. trying to jail someone for daring to go to a military program with someone he cares about and a close friend..Enough is enough
It's very sad that in the last weeks with the four of them people are still trying to manipulate and twist facts so they can sleep better at night without caring about their faves choices. Using their military service to attack their own decisions and friendships is a new low.
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toastedwatermelon2 · 2 months
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they'd be friends maybe
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spartanburger · 2 years
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fanfic-lover-girl · 1 month
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Every time Draco called Hermione "Mudblood" when speaking to her
So I wanted to compile here all the times Draco calls Hermione a "mudblood" as a follow-up to this post.
Not referring to her in third person as one but actually using it while speaking to her individually. And how Hermione responded. This is mainly for my own fun.
I did this examination by searching for "mudblood" in all the pdf files of the books.
Philospher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Chamber of Secrets
Chapter 7 - MUDBLOODS AND MURMURS
“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in,” said Hermione sharply. “They got in on pure talent.” The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. “No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood,” he spat.
Note: He only acknowledged Hermione's presence on the field when she insulted him.
“He did,” she said. “But I don’t know what it means. I could tell it was really rude, of course —”
Note: It's weird how no focus is put on Hermione during this debacle. All of the focus is on Ron's rage. Even after Hermione learns what the slur means, there is no description of a reaction even several paragraphs later. This is the most I see of a reaction which is kind of nice but disappointing at the same time if JKR truly wants me to feel the plight of mugglebornes in her story.
Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
Chapter 18 - THE WEIGHING OF THE WANDS
“Want one, Granger?” said Malfoy, holding out a badge to Hermione. “I’ve got loads. But don’t touch my hand, now. I’ve just washed it, you see; don’t want a Mudblood sliming it up.”
Note: Draco was harassing Harry. Hermione entered the exchange by snarking at Pansy and her female gang. Then, in a continuation of humiliating Harry, Draco engages her.
“Harry!” Hermione said warningly.
Note: Once again, no reaction from Hermione. Here, she tries to prevent Harry from escalating by attacking Draco. And once again the reactive party is someone else - this time Harry, a guy. Yay, feminism!
Order of the Phoenix
Chapter 28 - SNAPE’S WORST MEMORY
“The Inquisitorial Squad, Granger,” said Malfoy, pointing toward a tiny silver I upon his robes just beneath his prefect’s badge. “A select group of students who are supportive of the Ministry of Magic, handpicked by Professor Umbridge. Anyway, members of the Inquisitorial Squad do have the power to dock points. . . . So, Granger, I’ll have five from you for being rude about our new headmistress. . . . Macmillan, five for contradicting me. . . . Five because I don’t like you, Potter . . . Weasley, your shirt’s untucked, so I’ll have another five for that. . . . Oh yeah, I forgot, you’re a Mudblood, Granger, so ten for that. . . .”
Ron pulled out his wand, but Hermione pushed it away, whispering, “Don’t!”
Note: Same note as above. But this time it's Ron instead of Harry.
Fun fact: Most of the mudblood usage comes from Kreacher in this book.
Half-Blood Prince
Deathly Hallows
Final Count! In direct conversation with Hermione, Draco called her a mudblood...3 times...over 7 years? Is that it?? Gasp! I thought Draco was such a big bad meanie to poor defenceless queen Hermione 😭. She's oh so hurt and traumatized!
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All jokes aside, I do admire Hermione's almost utter lack of regard for Draco's taunts. She does not walk around acting like a victim so her fans need to do the same. And as for the Draco antis, there's no need to overblow Draco's bullying to make your point. When you look at it, Draco was not that great of a bully. He's honestly mostly bark and his bite always seems to backfire on him in the end instead of his intended victims.
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jazzy-tzw · 9 months
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At the end of the day, The Tribal Combat match is for the girls…
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reigenisreal · 3 months
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what possessed me to make this monstrosity? 😭
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