#get these children therapy

[captainkirkk]

I love reading kid fics but I can't turn off my speechie brain when I'm reading them and it's obvious the writer isn't familar with developmental norms. What do you MEAN this 4 year old is only babbling or pointing to request but everyone says he's "doing wonderfully"???? I'M STRESSED OUT

#and don't even get me started on when they mark speech sound errors #what do you mean this child is dropping off the first sound in all his words #my posts #please get these fictional children into speech therapy

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny and the waynes

So playboy bruce wayne gets a girl pregnant, but because she sleeps around she has no idea who the farther is and cant provide for danny

So he gets put on the foster system for a few years when, at 5-7 years old is adopted by the fentons

The years in the foster system has caused him some mental health problems and that inspired jazz to be a psychologist

Danny growes up, has his accident, danny phantom happens, he comes out to his parents as phantom and they accept him, but aftrt a few years guarding amity he wants to explore

So he finds a way to graduate early, get permission from the fentons to go on a year long trip(as long as he keeps in touch)

Afew months later 16 year old danny is in gothem and gets into a rouge gallerys battle field

One thing leads to another and when danny mentioned he was in the foster system but isn't any more they ask to do a DNA test...

Only for it to say he's bruce waynes kid...

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Commissioner gorden knocked on the wayne door asking to talk to bruce wayne

Gorden tells them they might want to get all of their siblings their while he talks to bruce, and takes bruce into his study to talk privately

So all of the batkids are there wondering whats going on when gorden walks out of the room, excuses himself and leaves

When bruce cmes out he's pale as paper and he says the words no one was expecting

:... i have another son

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So they all get filled in and their all loosing their minds

Dick is exited to get another brother

Jason is praying this "danny" wasn't anything like the demon brat

Tim was a mix between hoping this one doesn't kill him, and getting ready to compete with dick for tital of favourite brother

And danian is having a life crisis at not being the only blood son but being the younger blood son

Danny is a mix between anxious at meeting his birth family and exited at having a more normal family

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About a week later jazz got a call from danny with the words

:they all need therapy

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #jazz fenton #damian wayne #danny is bruces son #good parents jack and maddie #the batfam are loosing their minds #bruce is calling up all hos ex partners tying to see if he has any #other children he dosent know about #danny is slowly losing braincells at the batfam #he's asking jazz to help get them to therapy #he will drag them kicking and screaming #danny also might have gotten into a fist fight with the joker #thats how the police found him

[luckyfox3000]

DC X DP PROMT #14

Hello my friends! New Promt! Ps. Pick a dc character you want me to fit in a promt. (I like asking questions)

Dick Grayson had no idea what was going on.

Nor did he want to know.

It all started when Bruce informed the family that a recently orphaned Danial Fenton would be coming to stay with them.

Did it bother him? No! Dick was looking forward to having another sibling (dont say he's not Bruce, for God's sake, he has black hair and blue eyes), the only problem was with Damian.

Dick and the family had worked hard to show Damian that everyone was equally loved and that he wasn't getting sent back to the league for simple mistakes.

Dicks biggest achievement was getting Tim and Damian to get along, though they made a rather terrifying duo.

But anyway, that wasn't the point.

The thing was when the boy finally arrived, other then a scowling Damian, everything was fine.

The boy, Danial who liked to be called Danny, was shy and sweet in the beginning and quite nervous to be around the family, but once he warmed he was cracking jokes and puns like their was no tomorrow.

Dick thought it was a bit odd that Danny was so cheerful after just losing his family, but, everyone has their own coping mechanisms, and as long as he didnt decide to pick up a furry costume and prance into the night to fight crime, Dick would support.

Oddly enough, Tim, Damian, and Danny were the ones to get along best, and Dick found it absolutely adorable (at the time. Never mind, no matter their plans, their still cute), though he heard Jason mutter something along the lines of "God damn it, they've band together, we're all doomed."

Which Dick thought was a bit of an exaggeration.

So what if they smiled when news came of lexcorp blown up, and their funds and stocks drastically decreasing.

So what if they sat together laughing adorably (or in Damians case a small warm smile), while surrounded by sheets of paper detailing plans to destroy the league of assassins (Did Danny figure out their identities???)(they called somone named Jazz for advice, should he be concerned?)

So what if when Dick decided to surprise them and barged into their game room to find several assassins and Slade wilson on the floor, tied up masterfully, unable to move a muscle and knocked out while the boys played video games.

It didn't matter, they were adorable.

So why was Dick so frightened now?

Good question.

"Er... Damian why are you and Tim holding Ra's Al Ghul at knife point? And why the FUCK DOES DANNY LOOK LIKE A DAMN ELDRITCH MON- CREATURE!!! AND OH MY GOD, DANNY WHAT IN THE NAME OF DEMENTORS IS THAT, ARE YOU SUCKING OUT HIS SOUL?!?!?!"

Dick might have miscalculated.

Feel free to use or add on!

#dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #batfam #lucky_fox #tim drake is a menace #Damian wayne is a menace #Danny Fenton is a menace #we love them anyway #Dick needs therapy #and help #because these damn Gremlins are getting a bit out of hand #Bruce please come help me handle your children #please #is Jazz actually dead? #you'll never know #Jason should stop laughing if he doesn't want Dick to set the brats on him

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

can we stop the trend of putting traumatized and mentally unstable characters into romantic relationships as their “happy endings”?

#this is about catra but it’s also about hunter #THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY NEED. #they don’t need a badass girlfriend they need ✨THERAPY✨ #stop acting like romance is a cure to mental health issues #it’s such a harmful message to send to kids #again props to steven universe future for being one of the only children’s shows that actually promote therapy #steven gets with connie ofc but he also takes the necessary steps to actual healing like seeing a therapist and moving out of his hometown #anyway yeah #as a psych major this trope kills me every time #i just had to rant #spop critical #toh critical

[musicalchaos07]

Many thoughts about these two who have been raised by the world's most emotionally distant parents standing there watching the people they love the most leave and not even turning to each other for comfort

#they get panned in on for a reason and that reason is Jonathan and Will respectively #but even the little actions like Nancy is tightening her jaw and Mike just looks hollow #some one get my children some therapy #Joyce Byers hug your daughter and son-in-law #I'm normal about this #stranger things #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #wheeler siblings #jancy #byler #not my gif

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Dc x dp reincarnation prompt part 2

This is a lose follow-up of this post. (Quick recap if you don’t wanna go through it: this is the au where danny is a reincarnated martha wayne and sam is reincarnated thomas wayne. They fall through a portal and end up in Gotham where Sam starts getting her memory back and passes out.)

After red hood spots them, Danny gets them back to the realms coz he’s worried about Sam still being unconscious. He gets them to frostbite who’s says she’s fine and that she’s just getting her memories back. And then eventually they both get their memories back and they’re both like, omg Bruce! They assume he’s dead (I mean their murderer shot them both, it makes sense they don't dare hope Bruce is not) so they just pass the word to the whole realms that whoever can find Bruce Wayne(‘s ghost) will be rewarded by the high king of the zone. And for years nobody finds anything. Then one ghost by chance happens upon the dc dimension and sees Bruce Wayne and goes “omg it’s the prince!” So he tries to kidnap Bruce who just freaks out, fights back, and manages to escape. Maybe he overhears the ghosts talking, “the bounty/recompense was only for dead, there wasn’t a specification for if he was alive”. So Bruce is like ok these people want me dead. The whole batclan is being super protective of their dad and the ghosts just go: “the prince has children! We should bring them too right?”

Bruce contacts Constantine for help urgently. Constantine comes by and just goes, “hm, yeah. Well, basically you’re fucked.” And eventually the whole family gets whisked away to the ghost zone where they meet the grandparents.

here for the tags:) @amercurio @meira-3919 @starscreamlover

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #bruce wayne #prompt #martha wayne!danny #thomas wayne!sam #danny makes a pun about being a deadbeat mom #Bruce cries #His children freak out #Alfred may sniffle a bit but nobody can prove it #Sam and Damian get on like a house on fire #They will soon be the cause of several house fires #Duke and Danny bond over their crackhead energy + smartass attitude #Danny babies Jason coz look at this wittle baby ghost #Cass and Sam just nod at each other in appreciation of the Aesthetic✨ #Also it’s uncanny how much steph reminds danny of dani #Oh yeah #btw Bruce I’ve got to introduce you to your sister/aunt #and your aunt aunt cuz you need all the therapy #feel free to jump on this it's a free prompt #Roxpox #roxpoxwrote

[thehyponoscabin-pjo]

Daily reminder that will is not nico’s therapist and will needs therapy just as much as nico does

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo toa #hoo #pjo fandom #rick riordan #heroes of olympus #nico di angelo #riordanverse #toa #trials of apollo #solangelo #will solace #nico x will #they’re so traumatised #get these children some therapy #and some healthy coping mechanisms #pjo hc #pjo hcs #pjo headcanon #they are in love #lbgt characters #percy jackon and the olympians #solangelo headcanon #solangelo is traumatised #lgbt #trans will #non binary nico di Angelo

[hwashitape]

Through Patches of Violet is my new favorite Mili song and I know this because it actually makes me want to play that damn fight again

#gambling addiction group therapy #limbus company #Children of the City I will always remember you #I hope they put Index in the main cantos so we can get another Index-adjacent song #on another note I hope we end up fighting LCD lol #it will cause emotional damage but… songs

[bonni]

I. already kind of regret choosing to write a huge paper about play therapy as an alternative to ABA. almost all of the research I have found into play therapy treatment has presented it as something that should be provided in addition to ABA for supposed behavioral benefits, which is fucking asinine. the number one goal of child-centered play therapy is to cultivate an environment of self acceptance, and ABA is completely antithetical to that. if I have to read one more fucking article that talks about how play therapy did or didn't have an impact on the amount of eye-contact a child made at home as if anyone should give a shit about that I'm going to kill us all with hammers

#chatter #don't get me wrong though i have a LOT of material for a paper #i'm really going to tear into these studies and explore the hypocrisy of combining these two therapy types #& present child-centered play therapy as something that should be explored bc of the fact that children with autism are often ostracized #and deserve a therapeutic environment in which they can cultivate a healthy sense of self #and at least half of this paper is going to tackle medical abuse and the autism industrial complex #i'm still excited to go off i just. ggghdg i hate psychiatry so much i hate academia i hate medical research fuck all of this

[transingthoseformers]

I love the idea that the MegStar Problem Children just broke Tarn. He's unmasked face in his hands and he doesn't even know what to do with himself anymore.

Also this might be just my weird brain but I picture Starscream having a meltdown because his seekerlet has mated with an Autobot Grounder, or worse formed a trine with Grim and Swerve.

Ohhh oh no

Yeah

I cannot resist the urge to torment Tarn okay

He's having a whole ass crisis, and all we can hope is that this crisis actually leads to him getting better (or at least less of a threat)

The war is over, his Lord defected, he found out that not only is he dating a MegaStar kid but that Megs is gonna have another one with arguably the biggest traitor in the decepticons, it's like taking the loaded gun that is Tarn and taking all the ammo out. Tarn needs some sleep, some therapy, and maybe run a CCleaner a few times to work out some of the glitches.

Oh Starscream is absolutely throwing a fit as if he didn't hook up multiple times with Megatron and had just the messiest and worst relationship in the galaxy with him. That is the funniest trio in the world, I support Misfire, Grimlock, and Swerve in there endeavors.

#maccadam #transformers #Megastar's Problem Children #mtmte tarn #mtmte Grimlock #mtmte misfire #mtmte swerve #misswerve #MisLock #SwerveLock #idw starscream #megastar #they're getting couples therapy too #this might be a good opportunity to shove more therapists in because Rung has his hands absolutely full #mtmte megatron

[bloody-shadow666]

shaking wren violently by the shoulders. he loves you so much you idiot stop this

#the prisoners throne spoilers #the prisoners throne #tfota #GIRL #she's a mess #he is also a mess #I think most of the current issues could have been solved before they started if someone got these fucking children some therapy #Bogdana irritates me. why is she so eager for this wedding. stop that #Its very interesting also how much Oak feels like Cardan until we get to see Cardan again. they're so similar and yet so different

[heretoomuch]

NRC in a nutshell

#twisted wonderland #twst #crowley nowhere to be seen bc he rather leave the problems to a student and go on vacation like the irresponsible adult he is #who let all these children into the world without proper therapy #might as well call it daycare #not getting paid for fixing everyone’s problems #photoshop skills on the phone 👌🏼

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

suf: shows the main character's trauma in full seriousness, with very real symptoms, they get the love and support they need at the end, actually starts seeing a therapist and leaves their home to start a new life

audience: boohoo this show is so dumb, it demonizes mental illnesses and solves everything with a hug

spop: shows the main character get into a relationship with their abuser, their character arc is left incomplete and all of their trauma is brushed under the rug

audience: omg such a good representation of trauma! this show is so mature!!

#i'll never forgive people for the way they warped suf to fit their own perspective #“steven was so toxic” not as toxic as catra #like yes he was going through the wringer but he was still trying to hold himself together #with the way everyone in the series treated him as an unpaid therapist i dont blame him for lashing out #idc what people say suf was not that bad #and i was so happy to see a character in a children's media get ACTUAL THERAPY #instead of just healing through the power of friendship or whatever #su had its issues ofc but i'm suf alone here #sorry long rant

[enidonline]

cobra Kai Johnny literally isn’t even real who is this man. Let me in the writers room you bastardes can’t get it right

#wdym he sat in misery for 30 yrs no he didnt #He was able to talk to his mom abou did and she immediately got divorced and got Johnny therapy #Wdym he’s not a nice young man who enioys reading yes he is #Wdym he isn’t a silly little guy who’s quite polite once he’s able to shake off most of kreese and is just a dapper little gentelman #Yes he is get away from him you don’t get it #“This is ooc” not if ur autistic enough #Wdym him and Daniel didn’t eventually become friends and start dating And live a nice PEACEFUL life together with their 29197482939492 #Children they got thru the dojo yea huh #Silver? Cobra Kai reopening? Dude did u hit ur head idk what that means #karate kid #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #jarmen baby KILL YOURSELF

[pebblul]

I feel like Asagiri lost his Bungo Stray Sanity a long time ago and Harukawa just puts up with it

Someone get these two a nice bed and some therapy

#seriously someone get this man some counseling right now so he stops blowing up children and sad old man yaoi #Harukawa why do you let him get away with thisss #asagiri explain right now #what did you do #send Asagiri to therapy 2024 #bungo stray dogs #shitpost #I love Asagiri and Harukawa don’t come for me #bsd anime #bsd manga #bsd