#get to the choppa

[aesoth]

#memes #humor #star wars #star wars rebels #star wars ahsoka #get to the choppa #predator #sci fi #dutch #arnold schwarzenegger

[machetelanding]

#funny #humor #memes #predator #arnold schwarzenegger #science fiction #action #movies #get to the choppa #keep calm #1980s

[bobjackets]

Happy birthday Ah-nuld.

#arnold schwarzenegger #predator #get to the choppa

[tattoorue]

#logical step #great idea #i see no downside #I see no problem here #THC #let’s all relax #get to the choppa #look in the sky #Jesus please #chill time #prayers are answered #I’m down #my prayers have been answered #solving world problems #world peace

[faces-of-evil]

#predator #get to the choppa

[yumethefrostypanda]

#😘 #simon ghost riley #simon riley #lieutenant #ghost #call of duty #modern warfare iii #cod mw3 #mwiii #he be patiently waiting while the rest is yelling at me to get in the choppa

[barbreypilled]

every time a baby book fic does the whole ‘Annie didn’t kill anyone bc she’s sweet and pure’ I get personally offended as a former Annie kinnie and a current member of the Scary Little Freak community

#before any Target Audience Aged People tell me I’m missing the point I’ve had the past decade to Get the baby books #now I get to get a little weird with it #I personally would have given Annie Cresta a gun #maybe I will. maybe in the piss she just lets that choppa sing #thg

[stolen-wolfbread]

Don't really know what an authentic German accent sounds like, so I always just read Klavier's dialogue in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice

#aa4 #klavier gavin #yes i know schwarzenegger is Austrian #herr forehead get to da choppa! #herr forehead i'll be bach #hasta la vista fräulein #gyakuten saiban 4 #apollo justice

[itsthegreenstuff]

#predator #arnold schwarzenegger #get to da choppa

[crimescene-crush]

the fact that nobody chose predator smh no taste up in this bih

#girl bye get to da choppa #tatort #tatort frankfurt #ep: leben tod ekstase

[aesoth]

#memes #humor #movies #pulp fiction #predator #get to the choppa

[sortagaysortahigh]

If vecna was trying to kill me i need my friends to all know this: while yes i do have normal regular degular favorite songs, the song you need to play that will have me ripping that mans tenticles off of his body is Gimmie My Gots by Shardaysa Jones. I would single handedly murder everything in the upside down on the sole principle that my freshman yr of college i was at a house party that was so beyond packed that i literally remember nothing but smokey haze, flashing led lights, the stench of sweat and dark liquor, and winning a twerking contest on someones kitchen island. That was the day I was truly born, the day I evolved into my final form

#or choppa style #bring it back by travis porter would have me pulling a glock out of no where #finna pull a nancy wheeler on them ‘get the glock’

[seieifsetsuna]

#get to da choppa #Issho ni Netaindesu yo Ne Senpai? to Amaku Sasayakarete Kon'ya mo Nemurenai #「一緒に寝たいんですよね、せんぱい？」と甘くささやかれて今夜も眠れない #cat shirt #stretchy

[pogasm]

ITS gettingHOT in here… So take off allala YOUR clothes( i am getting so hot i wanna take my clothes off) get NAKED bitch SHAKE IT bring big MAMA if she can Take It

#songposting #it’s getting hot by nle choppa

[dippedanddripped]

NLE Choppa- It’s Getting Hot [Official Music Video] (NELLY TRIBUTE)

#youtube #nle choppa #nelly #it's getting hot #new music alert #music blog

[slut4sugu]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 — HOBIE BROWN

❀ including: nsfw themes, so minors please don’t interact! Mentions of: Choking, edging, blowjobs, fingering, biting, thigh fucking, size kinks, dumbification, threesomes, wax play, quickies, creampies, etc. (nothing crazy dw loves) ❀ Summary: what the title says! An nsfw alphabet for hobie brown! (Aka my husband <3). #- a word from kam: since this was requested and im bored here you all are!

Back to masterlist . ୧ ‧₊˚ ♫: Slut me out- NLE CHOPPA

A- AFTERCARE (what their like after sex.)

No matter how tired he is he always cleans you up and gives you some water afterwards (unless you like emptied his balls or sum shit-) Sleepy kisses and tight cuddles until you both fall asleep, the playlist you originally had playing earlier that night still playing as you both fall asleep <33

B- BODY (their partners favorite body part)

Honestly he loves your body as a whole and claims. He doesn’t have any favorites but..he fucking loves you thighs bro. Doesn’t matter the size, just the feeling of thrusting his dick in between them or seeing his cum spurt out on them turns him on so much. Would def go crazy if you got his name tattooed on the inner sides of your thigh.

C-CUM

Honestly hobie loves the feeling of cumming inside of you but as I’ve stated before as much as loves to see his cum dribble out of you he loves coming on your cute body and taking pictures after wards (if you’re okay with it of course <3) If you were to ever tell him you would want him to finish in your mouth instead of inside js expected to go 2 extra rounds js because of that <3

D- DICK SIZE (how big are they?)

6.5 inches when soft but nearing 8 when he’s hard. (Yeah that shit is touching your heart girly) Also he’s a bit girth too, so every time he pushes into you it feels like you being split open for the first time all over again. And he cannot get enough of you saying he’s ‘too big’

E- EXPERIENCE ( do they know what they’re doing?)

Hobies been with many others before he’s met you, hes not a sex god or anything. However he’s a quick learner and knows what makes you feel good. When you first had sex he literally unclipped your bra with one hand, while his other rode up your thigh as if it was easy. When you’ve seen many of your ex’s struggle with getting it off with both hands, so needless to say it was attractive to see him multitask without breaking a sweat <3

F- FAVORITE POSTION

He honestly doesn’t have one, but he is fond of cowgirl. He loves seeing your tit’s bounce ontop of him, and gets veryy turned on when you lean down on him and beg him to help you reach your climax. Or when you feel more dominant and choke him lightly, loves that shit

G-GOOFY ( are they serious in the moment?)

He’s on the more serious side, though he will tease you a little if your a loud moaner or if you whine a lot. He loves getting on your nerves <3

H-HAIR (are they groomed down there?)

He trims so it’s not hairy or anything

I-INTIMACY

Veryyy romantic with you, hobie always tries to take his time with you unless your both just itching to fuck. Slow and lazy kisses pressed to your lips while his hands are all over your figure. It almost seems like he’s edging you at times because of how much he’s pacing you but he just wants you to know how much he appreciates his girl <33

J- JERK OFF ( how many times do they do it? Do they do it a all?)

When hobie isn’t with you or when he wasn’t dating you he’d jack off 2 times a day on average. Thinking about your pretty moans and how you jolt every time he sucks at the one sensitive vein on your inner thigh, while he fists his cock in his hand needily. Wishing it was your small soft one <3

K-KINKS

Choking, bondage, sensory play, spanking (to some degree), edging, overstimulation, degradation & praise, dry humping/grinding though clothes, semi public sex (fucking you in a closet in hq if your a spider) dumbification, size kink, creampies, the list goes onnn

L- LOCATION (where do they prefer to do it?)

He honestly would fuck you in a storage closet or in a public bathroom if he was that horny, though most of the times he likes to have the seclusion of having you to himself in his/ your apartment

M- MOTIVATION ( what turns them on?)

Anything. This man can get turned on by you simply not wearing a bra under his band tee and see your hard nipples due to the cold of the ac. Then a few thoughts about you later..you’re now under him getting your pussy eaten out all because you didn’t wear a bra.

N-NO (turn offs, things they wouldn’t do.)

Wax play, threesomes, having someone else watch you, knife play

O-ORAL (giving or receiving, and how good they are at it)

Hobie absolutely loves having his head between your legs, hearing your gasps and moans just turns him on so much and can calm him down after a long day. He’s really fucking good at it too, he’ll use his fingers and his tongue at once if he feels like being a tease or just anxious to feel you cum

Now on the receiving side: he’ll rarely say it verbally but he loves seeing you on your knees for him, almost as much as he loves feeling your pretty lips around his shaft. Seeing the bulge in your throat from trying to take all of him turns him on so damn much.

P-PACE ( how fast are they?)

Depending on his mood he can be slow and deep or fast and rough, he usually quickens his pace when he’s getting close, his head in the crook of your neck usually whispering dirty things into your ear to near your orgasm. But usually he’s in the middle, hitting your g-spot with deep thrust and a good pace.

Q-QUICKIES

As I’ve said before, if he’s horny enough he’ll fuck you for a good 8 minutes in a supply closet if he needs your cunt that bad. Though he really prefers having all the time he wants to make his pretty girl feel good.

Sorry loves i got tireddd, hope you enjoyed the hcs though!

#🌸. 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐁𝐘 𝐊𝐀𝐌 #atsv fluff #atsv x you #atsv x black reader #hobie brown x reader #atsv hcs #atsv headcanons #atsv hobie #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x you #hobie brown imagine #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown x fem!reader #hobie brown #atsv smut