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i-was-never-glam · 3 months
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@one-time-i-dreamt I had a dream wheeee Donald Trump was called Donkey Hump when the country decide he was a joke
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deedala · 27 days
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oh, if the car ran, the car was enough if the sun shone on us, it's a plus and the tank was always filled up only enough for our getting there you were steering my heart like a wheel in your hands and, darling, I haven't felt it since then i don't know how the feeling ended but I know being reckless and young is not how the damage gets done +
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imagine-darksiders · 1 year
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Watched Life of Brian for the 100th time last weekend, got inspired.
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idoweirdcrap · 4 days
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hey guys
prepare for the klangst
it shall be ready in an hour
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skwangly-fingers · 3 months
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to all of you on the wordgirl rewired team memeing on the "long" titles of the episode outlines, might I direct you towards:
It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To
Have You Seen the Remote?
Meat With a Side of Cute
When Chuck's Mom is Away
You Can't Crush City Hall
Princess Triana and the Ogre of Castlebum
The Pretty Princess and Mr. Big Power Hour
Showdown at the Secret Spaceship Hideout
When Life Gives You Potatoes
I Think I'm a Clone Now
Tobey's Tricks and Treats
A Game of Cat and Mouse
Chuck the Nice Pencil Selling Guy
Mr. Big's Dolls and Dollars
Field Day Fun with Robo Tobey
Clean Up in Aisle Eleven
The Straw That Broke Two-Brains' Back
The Masked Meat Marauder
Answer All My Questions and Win Stuff
The Ballad of Steve McClean
Line Lessons with Lady Redundant Woman
Nocan the Evil Ingredient Finding Guy
The Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestick Maker
Granny’s Goodtime All-Cure Spritzer
get wrekt m'dudes
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spacedoutamazon · 9 months
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Yesterday all my troubles were so far away
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iwanthermidnightz · 8 months
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I've seen so many people on TT saying Karlie showed up at Eras like a crazy ex just to fuck w Taylor & it's so infuriating. Like don't these people realize what a risk it would've been for her to show up if her & Taylor weren't good? Like Taylor could've destroyed her in the press if Karlie really showed up to fuck with her
Imagine thinking Karlie is the type of person who would do that just to taunt Taylor.
But you’re right, if Taylor had any issue we know how fast she has debunked things in the past. Instead, it was immediately pushed around that they’re on good terms and how happy Taylor was to have her there (allegedly per ‘source’ close to her). You think this wasn’t all on purpose? To have Karlie there the day she announces 1989tv? Ok lol.
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getreadytosmash · 23 days
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CRIMINAL AUNTY!!! CRIMES AGAINST NEPHEWS!!! BOOP HER INTO OBLIVION!!!
@mistyflame1
"Ohhh, I'm so scared! What else is the boop patrol gonna do? Cry about how mean I am?"
And to make matters worse, Jen siiiiips her easter themed cocktail, cruelly smirking at this weenie-bo-beanie.
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jellogram · 29 days
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My team lead is a Heat fan so this is really the best possible outcome. I cannot wait to roast the shit out him in the morning meeting tomorrow.
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shardofshadow · 11 months
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I'm so tired someone send help pls
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idoweirdcrap · 6 days
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"I'll come back...
I promise." Lance wanted to believe him, but the glint of sadness in his eyes told him otherwise. "Okay." His tone was deflated, like a popped balloon. If he was going to do it, he had to do it now...
"Keith, I like you."
"U- u oh..." Maybe it was false hope, but Lance swore he could see the faintest little blush. "I, uh... I like you too." Lance's face was so bright even the sun couldn't compare.
They weren't sure who started it, but they kissed, a fleeting touch of lips, and then Keith had to go.
~<3~
"Look, Lance. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... Keith is dead." Shiro said, so blunt, so unfeeling, his face stoic. If he was sad, he certainly wasn't showing it.
"What?" Keith had been missing for a while, and sure, maybe Lance had considered that possibility once or twice, but it, surely not...
"I understand, Lance." No. No, he didn't. He couldn't possibly understand. Lance loved Keith, and now he'd never get to tell him.
"Get away."
"Wh- Lance?"
"Get away from me."
"Lance, you ne-"
"This is the last time I'm going to tell you," his voice was gruff with shock and agony. "Get. The fuck. Away from me."
If he lost what he loved, so would everyone else.
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Sometimes I'll un-follow someone and then re-follow them for no reason.
Will I follow you again? Or am I just going to leave you alone in my trashcan?
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butchguamares · 7 months
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I love my gf and I’m looking forward to cohabiting and living in sin but I also can’t stand my neighbors and can’t wait to no longer share space with them
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