#get your sexy on

[cur-vy]

#plus size fashion #get your sexy on

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // Seungmin goes a little sexy

#did u have to bite your thumb at the camera in the last shot tho brother #seo changbin #kim seungmin #stray kids #bystay #skz #skzedit #skz gifs #createskz #stray kids gifs #jesskz #he talked about the other members but seungmin was the only one to get the sexy label so lol

[creepfactors]

a doodle bc the prohibitedwish slowburn potential goes crazy when you consider prismo, whos been refusing to deal with his own issues, got scarab as a personal fix-him project

so much to get wrong but they do got an eternity to get it right

#fionna and cake spoilers #prohibitedwish #instead of confronting your feelings on your one sided situationship with a dead dog get a sexy roommate who needs mental help #theres many a positives and negatives to this situation im fascinated #the skribble factor

[kaladinkholins]

shoutout to taigen for being the most expressive character in the entire show.

you will never not know whatever the hell he is feeling or thinking at the moment because he will literally tell you (either very earnestly like when he traumadumps to mizu or very sarcastically which is the other 99% of the time he talks to mizu) or you will see it plain as day on his face.

this is the textbook definition of a man wearing his heart on his sleeve. look in the dictionary for what a "simple man" means and you will find taigen's face there.

like once you cut through the massive ego and pompousness he uses to mask his own insecurities and traumas, he is literally just some guy. he's not evil or stupid. not super kind or super smart either. an asshole but not the worst there is. he's incredibly skilled but he's not the strongest ever or even the most skilled. he is literally! just a guy!

y'all can hate him all you want but let's be real, taigen is actually the most relatable character out of everyone. like this man is POOR, he is PATHETIC, he is COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, and most of all he is OBSESSED WITH MIZU. if that shit ain't relatable idk what is.

#taigen blue eye samurai #taigen bes #blue eye samurai #taigen is literally just some guy and i think that's hilarious #he's a pathetic wet rat but he's MY pathetic wet rat #also he's hot and sexy <3 #also if any of us lived in that era and society. chances are we would be more like taigen than anyone else lmao ykwim #what? you think youre as badass as mizu to get adopted by a master swordsmith and craft your own space sword and go on a revenge quest?? #what you think you'd be born into royalty like akemi and go on to marry the shogun's son and deal with political manuevering? #you think you're kind and brave and useful enough to meet mizu and train under her as an apprentice? #if you do then more power to you. but i know i would be piss poor and bisexual. born and raised in the boonies. and very bitchy about it. #shut up haydar #fandom.rtf

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #for the record im picturing the sheik-mask reunion as being the spiderman pointing meme for like five minutes #also my mental image of sheik is extremely Bad haircut (he does it himself with a knife and doesnt care about making it even) #and a ridiculous tanline across his face from wearing a mask all day #OOT magiaclly growing out zelda's hair and manifesting a Royal Gown was some top tier bullshit and i'm always angry about it #like dude. literally all of princess zelda's finery was made for a ten year old #she's like eighteen now. nobody's making royal finery for teenage zelda. where was she supposed to get that dress. #i am eternally on my agenda to let zelda wear some goddamn pants without an immediate magic makeover to *fix* it #anyways nintendo's sexism aside i like sheik being trans its very fun and sexy of him #tfw you go into hiding to escape political assassination and accidentally trans your gender in the process

[puppyeared]

beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

#before anybody says anything i have never played cotl in my entire life and i dont plan to. but. crow showed me some narilamb art #and i. well.. HMMMMM kinda fruity if i do say so myself.. #also i wanted to play around with the lambs design and had fun basing their outfit a little on crusader armor. mostly the cloth in the fron #i dont think id last 10 minutes playing cotl. partly because i suck at strategy games and not hugely drawn to roguelike games #and partly because i think i would cry real tears if i had to sacrifice someone despite fully knowing theyre nonsentient npc characters #i must admit i think the world and gameplay mechanics are interesting.. havent watched any playthroughs but ive been skimming thru the #wiki pages. kindareminds me of binding of Isaac but i dont have the patience for those kinds of games sadly #also apparently u guys are getting a sex update so i feel like ill be in full blast of whatever comes out of that #i might draw god of death lamb because i kind of have an idea of what their horns would look like. but im gonna hate drawing an outfit ugh #noooo dont usurp god and reap destruction for generations to come youre so sexy haha #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #cotl fanart #my art #myart #videos #speeddraw #progress art

[lelelego]

nooo brother elijah youre so sexy don't steal my equipment hahah

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #craig boone #courier six #boone x courier #nooo dont come in this gold vault and get locked in youre so sexy hahahah #the sierra madre dlc is so fucking. idk what about it is so difficult to me but it is #i get LOST i get STABBED i get LIMB BLOWN UP from radio i FORGET how to save dean and have to reload a save from 2 hours ago #also yeah i imagine if the security systems remove equipment due to radiation... eli's leg brace is gonna get yoinked rip #have fun walking around with your bonk ass leg idiot -brother elijah probably #oc: eli #doodly thingy #fallout tag

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, and John Carradine

House of Long Shadows (1984)

#vincent price #peter cushing #john carradine #house of long shadows #the house of long shadows #80s horror #1980s #1980s horror #classic horror #i love this movie #he could get it #still as handsome and sexy as always #im JUST saying #bicon #bisexual #god #i love him your honor #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs

[jessreilly19-111]

Someone is stealing my photos

Might have to delete this app altogether 🫢

#onlyf@nz #naughty #sexy content #show your support #subscribe #come play with me 🍑😏 #onlyfans tease #tittiporn #natural titts #only f4ns #new content #spicy newds #needy princess #needy wh0re #wet and needy #tease pic #lets get naughty #let’s play

[elderwisp]

𝔏𝔦𝔣𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯, ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯

#i'm gonna get demonetized by the catholic church #anyway this is sexi they're sexi end of story #oc: kai #c: alexander #ts4 #simblr #sims 4 #show us your sims

[actuallyitschunkagain]

I feel like I don’t give side views enough.

Now lemme pry myself off this couch

✨support the gains✨

#actuallyitschunk #big stomach #feedee belly #hungry #fattyfatty #sexy obese #looking for a feeder #ssbbw feedee #ssbbwqueen #ssbbwbeauty #stomach kink #growing gut #fat gut #huge gut #feeder wanted #feedee piggy #make me huge #im obese #obese piggy #obese belly #want to get fatter #the fatter the better #im a fatty #get me fatter #fatty piggy #help me get fatter #need to be fatter #tell me i’m your piggy #gluttonous piggy #black feedee

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Critical thinking failure: did not consider all the options.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #season 1 #wei wuxian #it’s hilarious to me how fast wwx jumps to ‘omg was there something going on between lwj and mxy #and thats why he’s acting like this?’ #because *clearly there is no other alternate explainations! #wwx believe me; mxy was your kinnie all the way #but in the same way one adopts a fanon interpretation as an alter #LWJ would clock the discrepancies so fast you would need to get a neck brace. In the least sexy way #wwx really lucked out in getting the body of a guy everyone already thought was a bit odd #but had lwj *known* mxy? yeah the song wouldnt have even been needed #oh man…now I’m a bit sad thinking about lwj spending time with the wwx impersonators #just hoping to feel a little bit of familiarity…a little less lonely

[toasteaa]

Horrible, awful habit of running my thumb on my lip when I think. Holding the tip of it between my teeth, letting it rest on the swell of my bottom lip, letting my tongue just barely touch the very tip of it; cannot - will not - stop thinking about Neuvillette fixating on it.

It's nothing significant - it should be nothing significant - but oh. There's something about it. The motion of your thumb running over the deep curve of your bottom lip, up along the crest and pausing on the dip of your cupid's bow, before continuing its path back down to settle back in the middle of your bottom lip; as though it's a pillow for it to rest while you gather your thoughts. The indentation as you push down ever so slightly, just enough to let the tip slide in. It's barely enough to even count as your mouth being open; your lips are too full to let more than the barest hint of teeth show where they're lightly closed around your nail. Your tongue is just barely raised to meet the intrusion. It's almost an invisible action, but he can see the tiniest flicker of movement when your tongue presses against the tip, and it makes something in him ache.

Neuvillette doesn't understand it; how something so innocent, so casual, could send these licks of desire straight through him. How, even though it does not (fully) distract him from the topic at hand, he finds himself following every move with his eyes while you're blissfully unaware. How he wonders if you'd make the same expression if it were his thumb against your lips. Or even, how you'd look if it were something else entirely -

It's not long before he slips up. His hand moves faster than yours, and while he tilts your chin up against his fingers his thumb rests against that curved swell of your lip; he's almost lost in the softness of it. He can feel your surprised gasp through the thin material of his glove along with the startled whisper of his name you let out and - oh, it sends a flame through him. He can't stop himself as he follows that familiar path, feeling the gentle dips that he's traced with his eyes so frequently.

He blinks. His mind catches up with his actions.

"Forgive me," said so calmly, as if Neuvillette's heart wasn't racing in his ears.

Yet he doesn't stop. He lets his thumb continue that path, rest on your cupid's bow, before coming back to rest on your bottom lip. Your lips are already parted, they have been the entire time, but he can't help but gently tug your lips down just a bit further. Just a little hint of that temptation -

"I was simply curious."

Surely you will pull away. Surely you will reprimand him for touching you so freely, so...wantonly.

"Only curious?"

For the first time since he'd moved, Neuvillette's eyes meet yours, and he can't describe the feeling curling through him when he sees that telltale spark in your eyes. Though, perhaps the softly stifled groan he lets out when you open your mouth oh so slightly to let his thumb rest against your teeth tells on his emotions more than he could put into words. You tease him with a bite and watch as his pupils dilate at the action, listen as he sucks in an uncharacteristically sudden breath. Relish in the hint of gravel that lingers on his exhale.

"...only curious." A lie. A blatant lie. But...perhaps it's one you can let him slip away with for now.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #Toast gets self indulgent before passing out AGAIN #Whatever I deserve this!!! I deserve to tease that old man and see what gets him going!!! #I also think its hot and sexy that I do in fact trace my lips when I'm thinking. I also bite on them which means he should bite them too - #just bend me over your desk already FUCK #x reader #genshin x reader #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin smut #neuvillette smut #kind of???? its suggestive at the very least #okay goodnight I have to go dream about a dragon that absolutely wants to fuck but is holding himself back for some reason 🫡

[death-feeder]

Yes eat eat up like the fat pig I trained you to be forget how to speak normally oink at me like a mindless pig you become while I fattened you to this immobile pile of useless blubbery fat with a double maybe triple or more chins a bellybutton I can push my whole arm in army who swallowed your hands in soft flabby fat and legs who look like little stumps and a ass as big as a king size bed just laying there waiting to eat again not feeling hungry or full just being conditioned to eat without feeling anything but lust Cuming several times in your own fat while I feed you fat dripping burgers cheesey pizza man tall mountains of bacon and eggs diabetic amounts of Donuts truck loads of cupcakes and Buffets full of fattening foods knowing each bite I feed you making you bigger and push you closer to the fate I want you to experience so be good and eas sweet piggy I want it 😈🐷😏🥵

#death feederism #death feeder #death feedist #fatten you to death #female death feeder #love them immobile #death feeder girl #immobile lover #love death feederism #love watching your grow #death feeding #make you die obese #die fat for me #die fat #die as fat as possible #die fat and sexy #need to make them fatter #the world needs to get fatter #the fatter the better #death feederism for humanity #fat humanity

[meaningtotellyou]

every time i see parents upset at bringing their kids to the show after the vigilante shit performance i grow stronger

#why are you bringing your kids to a three hour concert anyway #Taylor’s a grown woman what do you expect #you get EVERYTHING #funny crazy beautiful cool AND sexy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Frederick Loren

The House On Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

#vincent price #the house on haunted hill #house on haunted hill #frederick loren #william castle #screencaps by me #photos by me #photo edits by me #look at HIM #OMFG IF ONLY #i want to be locked up in a haunted house with vincent price #fuck #hes so gorgeous #so pretty #unf #so sexy #i desire him #SIRRRRRRR #your face #he could GET it #bicon #bisexual #god #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #classic horror