Some random idea I have for my fanfic in Wattpad , I will surely wrote it. The song is not mine, it's from Dhmis 3, I just thought it would fit. I realized that even if Inside Job Part 2 hasn't launched yet, I like Ron and adding him will may give more protagonism to Reagan. So let's start!
-Here! Those are 10 dollars, now go away and buy something, I don't know, said Edd pushing the Inside Job characters outside the house
-Huh? Strange, said Reagan
-What are they gonna do to him?, asked Gigi
-Sing, probably, answered Andre
-But those songs are horrible!, said Gigi
-C'mon, guys! It's not that bad!, said Brett
-When we arrived they sang a song about our death, said Reagan
-And then they sang a song of how worthless we are, said Myc
-Yeah, but they can't do worse, right?, asked Brett
-Yes, said Reagan looking the inside of the house from a window
Meanwhile, the rest of characters were inside the house with Ron
-Umm, hello?, said Ron
-Have you ever wondered why we're here?, started to sang Edd
What's it all about, you've no idea
And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear
But you know it doesn't have to be
That i don't know, and you don't know me
Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference
And we can live in harmony
No, you don't know where you are
But together we will get far
And together we can understand about friendship!
-Emmm, no thanks, answered Ron
-No excuses, said Edd
And do you ever feel like life's unfair?, continue to sang
Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!
But if you follow me
Maybe you'll see
That friends will be everywhere
-Can't I just go home?, asked Ron
-This is your new home, answered Edd, - Come with me, let's met the others!
So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them, sang Edd pointing the other characters
-Yes we do!, sang Sayori
-Is it true!, sang Tord
-We are friends and it will never end!, sang Boyfriend
-What are you talking about? I don't even know you!, said Ron
-To love each other, is to care
To be kind, and to share!, sang Edd
-I love my friend so I give him a hug, said Chalice hugging Void
-I made this for you, cause I love you so much, sang Michelle giving Ron a cake
-I love my pet, 'cause she's now my daughter , sang Shaun grabbing Moonpie hands
-Okay?, said Ron confused
-Our hearts asked night and day, sang Edd
-To have a new friend which we can play
-So be happy, sang Sayori
-Because all perfect is here!, sang all the characters
-We don't have taxes!, sang Brock
-Food is free!, sang Darlene
-And lots of money come here!, sang Griff
-That's how we live in this house, sang Tom
-We are happy like those mouses!, sang Bruno
-And it's for forever, and forever, sang John
-And now we all worship the readers!, sang Edd, then everyone started to be in a prey pose, Ron was pretty confused with all of that
-There are readers, sang Yuri
-We are inside a fanfic, sang Colette
-We must entertain them, sang Jack
-We must entertain them with our pain, sang Peter
-Wait, what?, said Ron
-Or they will forget about us, sang Edd, the pushing Ron into a chair, - So, dear Ron, let's make a deal
Because none of us is actually real
-You don't even exist, sang Yuri
-And you're only fiction from a large list!, sang James while the others were tying Ron to the chair
-And we need you here to live with us here, sang Edd with a creepy smile
-And your heart will find it's home, sang Grom
-And our friendship will never go, sang Monika
-Now give us your hair!, sang Edd with a pair of scissors
-For that reviving machine from there!, sang the others characters
-And you will be forever with us here, continue to sang Edd
-So, how was the song?, asked Glenn outside the house
-Weird, answered Reagan
Thank you so much for reading, tell me if I write right or should I improve.
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YEAR IN REVIEW
2022 in Review: Quotes of the Year!
By Team TVLine / December 18 2022, 9:00 AM PST
Best TV Quotes 2022
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Anthony Bridgerton confessed his true feelings for Kate Sharma. This Is Us‘ Rebecca Pearson got well-deserved kudos. Viktor Hargreeves introduced himself to his Umbrella Academy siblings. And The White Lotus‘ Tanya McQuoid realized something very important… just a little too late.
All year long, we’ve been collecting TV’s best sound bites in our Quotes of the Week compilations, which honor the dialogue that made us laugh and cry — sometimes simultaneously. But as 2022 draws to a close, we’re now looking back at the Quotes of the Year, highlighting 60 of the funniest, most poignant or most wonderfully meta moments from the past 12 months.
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In the list below, you’ll find Robin Scherbatsky sharing her romantic past with How I Met Your Father‘s Sophie, Ellen DeGeneres reflecting on how much has changed since her talk show began, Westworld‘s Dolores-Hale uttering a powerful one-word command, and Andor‘s precious droid B2EMO lamenting a major loss.
Of course, some shows — like ABC’s Abbott Elementary and Netflix’s Stranger Things — were just too quotable this year to select only one line, so they’re among the series making multiple appearances on our list. And it’s not just the scripted fare that made our cut: Unscripted programs like American Idol, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Big Brother are in the mix, as well.
As with all of our year-end lists, we should issue a quick spoiler alert for several of this year’s plot twists, romantic confessions and heartbreaking sendoffs. But if you’re ready to dive in, peruse the list below, then drop a comment with the lines that would make your cut for Quotes of the Year.
HARRY POTTER 20TH ANNIVERSARY: RETURN TO HOGWARTS
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“I killed you, didn’t I? I’m sorry. Had to be done.”
Helena Bonham Carter apologizes to Gary Oldman for what Bellatrix Lestrange did to Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
WOMEN OF THE MOVEMENT
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“I want them to see what was taken from me.”
Mamie Till (Adrienne Warren), before the doors are opened for the public viewing of her son Emmett Till’s body
STATION ELEVEN
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“You walked her home.”
Kirsten (Mackenzie Davis) assures Jeevan that his 20-year-old goal was met
OZARK
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“I shot your d—k off. For that, I apologize. I went to the drug store to look for a card. No such card exists.”
Darlene (Lisa Emery) takes the first step at burying the hatchet with Frank Jr.
GHOSTS
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“I cannot believe Elias is back. Till death do us part — it’s right in the vows.”
Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) laments the return of her dead husband
GHOSTS (Bonus Quote!)
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“A travel agent booking other people’s holidays while going nowhere himself.”
“Hey, we went to Epcot, buddy! That’s the whole world all at once!”
Pete (Richie Moriarty) defends himself when the actor (Mathew Baynton) portraying him in a “Dumb Deaths” recreation says Pete was pathetic
THE GILDED AGE
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“I may be a bastard, Mr. Thorburn, but you are a fool. And of the two, I think I know which I prefer.”
The women of The Gilded Age may be experts at throwing shade, but they’ve got nothing on literal robber baron George Russell (Morgan Spector)
THE RESIDENT
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“Hi, Mommy.”
Gigi (Remington Blaire Evans), upon hearing her late mom Nic’s donated heart beating in another patient
9-1-1: LONE STAR
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“I always imagine the world of politics to be really smart people walking briskly down corridors, talking real fast and all sort of sounding alike.”
In other words, Owen (Rob Lowe) learned everything he knows about the political world from watching himself on The West Wing
THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES
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“Look, I know you may be a backwoods simpleton, who scrubs her dresses on tree bark and stinks up the entire house with roadkill stew, but Godd—n if I wouldn’t miss the pitter-patter of your filthy-ass bare feet, or the way you chew shrimp tails with the ice like an animal — you’re family. And the thought of you running away on this bus right now is making my gooch pucker.”
Judy (Edi Patterson) pours her heart out to her aunt Tiffany to deter her from leaving town
ARTHUR
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“Hey, this shows you how to draw an aardvark! I never knew their noses were so long. Weird!”
It took 25 seasons, but Buster (voiced by Daniel Brochu) finally addressed the fact that Arthur looks nothing like an actual aardvark
GREY'S ANATOMY
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“… and your plan was to leave without saying goodbye?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“Because if I say goodbye to you, Grey, I might not actually leave.”
Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Cormac (Richard Flood), giving us a taste of what might have been
GREY'S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)
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“When Leo said that he was an owl, did you feel the need to call him silly and correct him?”
“No.”
“No. You just loved him. You just let him explore. Let’s just love Leo, Teddy. Let’s listen when he tells us who he is.”
Regardless of Leo’s gender identity, Owen (Kevin McKidd) refuses to let himself and Teddy (Kim Raver) become the child’s bully
SNOWFALL
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“Little late for this, but I’m sorry for shooting you and all. I’m glad you… didn’t not make it.”
Stripper-turned-hitwoman Black Diamond (Christine Horn) awkwardly apologizes to Louie for trying to kill her last season
THE GOOD DOCTOR
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“Let’s run her bandit ass out of town.”
Dr. Audrey Lim (Christina Chang) vows to take Salen Morrison down, once and for all
HOW I MET YOUR FATHER
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“I once had a guy who said, ‘I love you’ on our first date.”
“Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work.”
“You have no idea. But a good piece of work.”
Robin (Cobie Smulders) recalls her very first date with Ted
BRIDGERTON
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“You are the bane of my existence… and the object of all my desires.”
Anthony (Jonathan Bailey) breathlessly tells Kate how he truly feels for her, despite being engaged to her sister Edwina
THE 94TH ACADEMY AWARDS
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“I’ve been getting out of that Spider-Man costume. Did I miss anything? There’s, like, a different vibe in here.”
Co-host Amy Schumer masterfully eases the tension after Will Smith’s now-infamous slap of Chris Rock
THE WALKING DEAD
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“[Hershel] doesn’t exactly trust me, you know.”
“But I’m starting to.”
Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Maggie (Lauren Cohan) reach a turning point as she asks her husband’s killer to babysit their son
THE WONDER YEARS
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“Gwendolyn, but he called her Winnie.”
Bruce (Spence Moore II) reveals the reimagining’s unexpected connection to the OG series — that his friend Brian, who died in the Vietnam War, is also Winnie Cooper’s brother — and breaks our hearts in the process
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
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“Let me see these permission slips to the zoo, and they better be real, ’cause I can tell if you faked a Herbie Hancock.”
“Oh, it’s John Hancock.”
“Girl, I know. I just say whatever I want.”
Ava (Janelle James) doesn’t play by the rules
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)
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“We’ve watched Nightmare Before Christmas but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.”
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) describes her church’s Halloween movie screening tradition
KILLING EVE
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“I did it, Eve.”
“Don’t you mean ‘we did it’?”
“Yeah. But mostly me.”
Villanelle (Jodie Comer) lets Eve (Sandra Oh) know she’s taking the credit for taking down The Twelve
AMERICAN IDOL
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“Noah, I feel like maybe you should Wikipedia me.”
Katy Perry, famously an ex-girlfriend of John Mayer’s, balks at Noah Thompson’s suggestion that Perry picked a Mayer song for him to sing
GIRLS5EVA
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“#AlbumMode is a state of mind that started when our deal was announced and ends when I’m at the Met Gala in a catheter because my dress is too complicated.”
Wickie (Renée Elise Goldsberry) has a very clear vision of how the girls’ new album release will play out
STATION 19
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“My name is Matt, Mom. This is me. I’m sad for you. I’m sad that you don’t want to get to know me or the man that I’ll become. I’m sad that you’re going to miss out on loving me when I feel the most me.”
“But honey, I love you… I’m trying to save you. Honey, you’re a child. You don’t know what’s good for you.”
“I know that when you call me Mary, it makes me want to die. Do you think me wanting to die is good for me, Mom?”
Whether his mom (Romy Rosemont) wants to hear it or not, transgender youth Matt (Hollidae Livingston) speaks his truth
YOUNG SHELDON
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“Wow. I might look too cool.”
Sheldon’s (Iain Armitage) first graphic tee is a total game-changer
THIS IS US
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“You’re as tough as they come, Rebecca Pearson. And you, my dear, have earned a rest.”
Dr. K (Gerald McRaney) gives Rebecca one last (sniff!) pep talk
THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW
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“When we started the show, I couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I was not allowed to say ‘gay.’ I say it at home a lot — you know, ‘What are we having for our gay breakfast?’ or ‘Pass the gay salt,’ or ‘Has anyone seen the gay remote?’ — but we couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I couldn’t say ‘we’ because that would imply that I was with someone. Sure couldn’t say ‘wife,’ and that’s because it wasn’t legal for gay people to get married. Now I say ‘wife’ all the time.”
During her last show, DeGeneres acknowledges how much has changed since 2003 — and calls attention to wife (and front-row audience member) Portia de Rossi
STRANGER THINGS
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“I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth’ll fall back out.”
“Whoa. Too far.”
Steve (Joe Keery) instantly regrets the way he tells Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) to stop pointing out his lingering feelings for ex Nancy
STRANGER THINGS (Bonus Quote!)
Photo : Netflix screenshot
“You’ve grown.”
“You shrank.”
Reunited, Mike (Finn Wolfhard) and Hopper (David Harbour) compare the effects of adolescence vs. the Kamchatka diet
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Photo : Netflix screenshot
“Who elected you, Vanya?”
“It’s, uh, Viktor.”
“Who’s Viktor?”
“I am. It’s who I’ve always been.”
Viktor Hargreeves (Elliot Page) introduces himself to his siblings for the first time
OBI-WAN KENOBI
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“I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn’t kill Anakin Skywalker — I did.”
Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen), reinforcing what Ben Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker in A New Hope — that Vader did, indeed, kill his father
THE BOYS
Photo : Prime Video screenshot
“How long have you been f—king it behind my back?”
“OK, it’s not an ‘it.’ It’s a ‘her.’ Get your pronouns right.”
Cassandra (Katy Breier) and The Deep (Chace Crawford) discuss his relationship with Ambrosius the octopus
TYLER PERRY'S SISTAS
Photo : BET screenshot
“Bitch, you’re f—king Black Panther and Eddie Murphy all rolled into one?!”
In case you couldn’t tell, Danni (Mignon) is pretty excited about Sabrina dating an African prince
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
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“2020 was bad for a lot of people, but I also think it was kind of like a spiritual awakening. This is going to sound crazy, but I made peace with my vagina.”
“Were you at war with your vagina?”
Not to discredit Sheree Zampino’s epiphany, but Dorit Kemsley poses a valid follow-up question
EVIL
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“Boop.”
During her hearing, Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) subtly reminds Dr. Boggs that he knows firsthand how present demons can be in the world
THE ORVILLE
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“I enjoy spending time with you. You are a male, and yet you possess many prominent female traits. Which I find appealing.”
“Oh.”
Topa (Imani Pullum) puts her crush on Gordon (Scott Grimes) into (awkward) words
BETTER CALL SAUL
Photo : AMC screenshot (inset: Everett Collection)
“Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy: Fifty-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke he can’t pay his own mortgage. One year later, he’s got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen. That’s crazy!”
Gee, to whom could Gene (Bob Odenkirk) be referring…?
WESTWORLD
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“Chair!”
Dolores-Hale (Tessa Thompson), the “bored” god, summons herself a place to sit
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
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“Trust me: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.”
Laszlo (Matt Berry) thinks faking a relationship with Nandor is a sure-fire way to get Colin into private school
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
Photo : HBO screenshot
“We let the [monkeypox] vaccine sit unused on a shelf in our reserves like an expired Chobani — or a $90 million movie on HBO Max. By the way, hi there, new business daddy! Seems like you’re doing a really great job. I do get the vague sense that you’re burning down my network for the insurance money, but I’m sure that that’ll all pass.”
THE BACHELORETTE
Photo : ABC screenshot (2)
“Tino’s being a real baby back bitch.”
Ethan accidentally comes up with an alternate jingle for Chili’s while slamming his romantic rival
HARLEY QUINN
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“I don’t trust clowns with secrets.”
“I am barely clown-themed anymore. I just think I look hot like this. I mean, check out how good these booty shorts make my ass look, right? [Off Bruce’s confused look] Never mind, you’re 8.”
Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) tries to earn a young Bruce Wayne’s trust
ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO
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“I think I might just take these as a reminder of my time in Roswell. … Fits like a glove!”
Seeing Allie (played by Shiri Appleby, aka the Liz of the original Roswell series) put on that alien headband was a full-circle moment we won’t soon forget
74TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS
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“When I was a little girl, all I wanted to see was me in the media: someone fat like me, Black like me, beautiful like me. If I could go back and tell little Lizzo something, I’d be like, ‘You’re going to see that person, but bitch, it’s going to have to be you.’”
THE GOOD FIGHT
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“Mother f—ker. Oh, I’m sorry, you didn’t hear that? Mother f—ker. F—k you and your moronic defund the police bulls—t. Why? Because you’re putting Trump back into the White House, you stupid f—kin’ tai-t lick. You never heard me swear before? Well, aren’t you in for a treat.”
After six seasons of watching his mouth on CBS’ The Good Wife, legendarily blunt political strategist Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) wastes no time taking his pent-up potty mouth for a spin in the Paramount+ spinoff
BLOOD & TREASURE
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“So we are saying ‘Jeng-his’ now.”
“She does.”
“It’s the right way!”
Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) points out the Season 2 characters’ different pronunciations of Genghis Khan’s name
BIG BROTHER
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“Monte may have more blood on his hands than me, but as someone who has sat on this eviction block six times on eviction night, I have bled out the most in this game. But I have bandaged myself together every single time and gotten up and continued to fight, because like so many other women in the world, that is what we have to do to get to the end… I have overcome so much in this game, and I have come to understand that I am not a shield, I am a sword. I am not a victim, I am a victor… Jury members, I am challenging you to make the hard decision and change the course of this game. Choose progress for the course of this game. I can be the winner of this season, and I promise you will not do it in vain if you choose me tonight.”
Taylor clinches the game-winning vote with her epic final plea to the jurors
CHICAGO P.D.
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“You’re the love of my life, and if I’m yours, then you’ll know that you have to let me go.”
Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer), breaking our hearts in his tearful goodbye to wife Upton
SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW
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“That’s what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings, I smash fourth walls and bad endings… and sometimes Matt Murdockkkk.”
Jen (Tatiana Maslany) reminds K.E.V.I.N. of her particular set of skills
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER
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“When in doubt, Elanor Brandyfoot, always follow your nose.”
The Stranger (Daniel Weyman), giving off serious Gandalf vibes while leading the way for his new adventure with Nori
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
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“He can keep his tongue.”
Before King Viserys can cut out Vaemond’s tongue for publicly questioning Rhaenyra’s sons’ parentage, Daemon (Matt Smith) slices the accuser’s skull in two — but leaves the offending appendage attached
THE HANDMAID'S TALE
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“Hi, June.”
“Hi, Serena.”
“You got a diaper?”
Serena (Yvonne Strahovski) and June (Elisabeth Moss) are in the same boat — er, train — at the end of the Season 5 finale
CHUCKY
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“You think I’m scared to go to hell? F—k that. I’m from Jersey… Jersey!”
Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) doesn’t have much love for his home state, it seems
ANDOR
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“I d-d-don’t want to be alone. I want M-M-Maarva.”
B2EMO (voiced by Dave Chapman) isn’t ready to mourn
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
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“You’ve never pulled your gun in the line of duty, have you? Never faced down a psychopath…. You’re a hedge fund manager with a badge.”
Prentiss (Paget Brewster) calls ’em — in this case, FBI Deputy Director Bailey — as she sees ’em
TITANS
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“This is insane.”
“Compared to what? Two hours ago I was in [Conner’s] stomach trying to kill a ghost snake.”
“And two hours before that we were fighting zombies.”
“And I kissed Bernard.”
Tim (Jay Lycurgo) experienced a different kind of pre-fall finale action
YELLOWSTONE
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“How ya feeling?”
“Like I got hit by a truck. How about you?”
“Like I got hit by a Prius.”
Beth (Kelly Reilly) offers Summer (Piper Perabo) faint praise the morning after their brawl
THE WHITE LOTUS
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“These gays! They’re trying to murder me!”
Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) has an unintentionally hilarious lightbulb moment about the men with whom she’s been spending her Sicilian vacation
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