Gilded Rose in the Gym
Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*
Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*
Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?
Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*
Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫
Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!
Ruby: *looks down*
Ruby: Yeah…gains…
Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?
Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*
Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*
Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?
Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*
Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…
Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*
Jaune: …Ruby, no.
Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.
Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.
Ruby: I have no choice.
Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.
Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.
Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.
Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.
Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.
Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.
*SMACK*
Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumbles*
Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*
Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵
Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑
Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰
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Team JRNY!
Vytal Festival Champs and Team RWBN's noisy neighbors
Without any ties to strengthen the sister team bond (Jaune and Ruby were the glue), both teams never grow closer than being neighborly acquaintances
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*sees someone risking their life*
Kieran (shrugs): Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my-
*recognizes Poppy and Casteel*
Kieran: Oh.
Kieran (chasing them): My circus, my monkeys. My circus, my-
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No A Soul of Ash and Blood spoilers — but I really want a bonus chapter of Emil explaining what happened at the end to everybody else 🤣🤣
ALSO Delano continues to be a precious marshmallow and I love him so damn much.
I know these books aren’t it for everybody but oh man I would die for these characters. They are so awesome.
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Three is better than two ❤️
Full 🌶️ version here on Patre0n
Inspired by Kieran, Poppy and Cas from FBAA series by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Artistic licence taken.
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Theon, the God of Accord and War.
Lailah, the Goddess of Peace and Vengeance.
Rhahar, the Eternal God.
Rhain, God of Common Men and Endings.
Aios, Goddess of Love, Fertility and Beauty.
Bele, Goddess of the Hunt.
Saion, God of the Sky and Soil - Earth, Wind and Water.
Sera and Ash really just put all their friends in charge.
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