#gilded rose

[notmaplemable]

Ruby: What do you want for your birthday, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: A threesome.

Ruby: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Ruby: Like a one time thing or permanently?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #gilded rose

[madmanwonder]

Weiss: What are you two doing?

Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.

Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~

Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.

Pyrrha: I am sorry!

Weiss:…

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby gilded rose #rwby lancaster #rwby milk and cereal #gilded rose #lancaster #milk and cereal #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #shipping post #shipping shitpost #shipping #shitpost #dumb shit

[brokentrafficknight]

Several coffee shops in Vale have their pictures up warning not to serve them after various similar incidents.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #jaune arc #milk and cereal #arkos #lancaster #gilded rose

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Baby Carrier

Jaune: *standing in line carrying Arkos baby in a carrier on his front*

Arkos Baby: 😴

Random person in line: Awww…! What an adorable baby…!

Jaune: You know what’s cuter than a baby…?

Jaune: *turns sideways revealing Lancaster twins in a second carrier on his back*

Lancaster Babies: 😪 🥺

Jaune: …three babies!

Random Person: Oh my gods they’re so cute! 😍

Jaune: They are, aren’t they…? 🥰

Jaune: …my back is SO tired right now…! 😫

#rwby #jaune arc #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #lancaster #milk and cereal #pyrrha x ruby #pyrrha nikos x ruby rose #jaune x ruby x pyrrha #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose x pyrrha nikos #jaune arc X Ruby rose #gilded rose

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Pulling) Jaune is mine!

Pyrrha: (Pulling) Stay away from him, you gremlin!

Jaune: (Pulled)

Nora: Y'know, you guys can always have a three-way.

Pyrrha: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: (Snuggles)

Ruby: (Snuggles)

Jaune: (Snuggles) I'm in danger.

Nora: Or four! You can also do a four-way!

Jaune: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Nora: Don't be such a prude!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #gilded rose #thekingvillain2 #lancaster #arkos #phantomsavage

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: I can't say I expected you here, Pyrrha.

Ruby: But we'll accept your application.

Jaune: What makes you think you would make a good girlfriend for Ruby and me?

Pyrrha: *Rips open her top*

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...She makes a good point.

#rwby #lancaster #arkos #greek rose #gilded rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos

[kaereth]

Pyrrha, Ruby, and Juane out on a triple coffee date for a kofi ☕️♥☕️♥☕️

#ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #juane arc #rwby #gilded rose #gilded rose rwby

[novankenn]

I Quit...

The New Year was fast approaching as was the Vytal festival, and Pyrrha was feeling the stress of it all. She had so many worries, doubts and concerns that she was making herself ill. This was also making her team and friends sick with concern for Pyrrha's health.

So while alone in JNPR's dorm she made a decision. She was going to attempt to replicate a little ceremony her mother used to do, with a burning candle.

Pyrrha: Pyromancy I think is what it was called.

Sitting crossed legged on the floor, she took a deep breath and let it out slowly. Using a lighter to ignite the candle wick, both of which she had purchased at Beacon's commissary; she focused her emerald eyes on the flickering flame.

Pyrrha: AHHHH!

She fell backwards as she screamed, her flailing legs knocking the candle over, snuffing out the flame in melted wax. Shaking her head, she used her bed to help steady herself as she rose to her feet. Looking down she saw that the candle had burned down to a third of its original size.

Pyrrha: That's bullshit! There is NO way I'm letting that happen!

Pulling out her scroll she hit the contact icon from Professor Goodwitch. It was answered after two rings.

Glynda: Ms Nikos?

Pyrrha: Good afternoon professor, I just felt I needed to inform you first about a decision I have just made.

Glynda: Okay? And that is?

Pyrrha: I quit.

Glynda: WHAT?

Pyrrha hung up and moved towards the door of the dorm. Opening it, she saw her group of friends, but more importantly one she needed to speak to... immediately.

Pyrrha: Good you're all together. I have something I wish to tell you all.

Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...

Pyrrha: I just quit Beacon, in fact I'm quitting my tournament career, and huntress training in general as well.

Jaune / Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...

Pyrrha: Oh, and Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Pyrrha: You're coming with me... I want your babies, and you will be giving them to me.

Ruby / Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...

Jaune: Huh? HEY!

Before anyone can do anything, Pyrrha moves up to Jaune, and slings him over her shoulder like a sack of flour.

Pyrrha: It's been a pleasure, and once we're settle you'll be invited over for the housewarming.

Pyrrha turns to leave but stops when Ruby suddenly appears in front of her. Emerald eyes narrow...

Ruby : I won't let you do this! Jaune's my bestie, and you can't just... HEY!

Ruby suddenly finds her self scooped up and held under Pyrrha's arm like a package from the post office

Pyrrha: You're coming too.

Ruby / Jaune: WHAT?!?

Ren / Nora / Weiss / Yang / Blake: ...

Pyrrha then walks off hauling the pair of lovable dorks with her.

Yang: Did that just happen? Like did it, really?

Ren / Nora / Weiss / Blake: ...

/=====/ I know it's a little early but... WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #arkos #milk and cereal #lancaster #gilded rose

[nerdlydelicious]

Since your opinion on OT3’s matches mine, what are your thoughts on Gilded Rose?

Oh, so that’s what’s it called.

That’s not one I’ve given much thought to, but I think it would be super cute. Jaune, Ruby, and Pyrrha are already adorable, so together they’d be 3x the adorable. Like, lethal levels of adorable.

Until V3 happens, Pyrrha dies, and then it’s very heartbreaking.

8/10

#rwby #rwby ships #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #jaune x pyrrha #jaune x ruby #pyrrha x ruby #gilded rose

[notmaplemable]

Kid Ruby: When I grow up I want to marry someone like the Rusted Knight.

Ruby: A good person who always tries to help people!

Taiyang: Uh hm.

Ruby: Oh, and I'd like if he was blond and had a lot of muscles.

Taiyang: *Thinking* Note to self: Beware of muscular blonds.

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Kid Pyrrha: I think I'd want a kind husband who would do anything to help the people he loves.

Pyrrha: Someone with a hear of gold.

Mama Nikos: That's nice dear.

Pyrrha: Kind of like a golden retriever, but in human form.

Mama Nikos: Like a faunus?

Pyrrha: Eh, sort of? I'd love him no matter if he was a human or faunus though.

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Mama Arc: What kind of girl would you like to marry, Jaune?

Kid Jaune: I'd like her to be nice.

Mama Arc: Nice?

Jaune: I probably need to lower my standards, don't I?

Mama Arc: ...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #arkos #gilded rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #taiyang xiao long #mama arc #mama nikos

[therealmofamorus]

Ruby: Take a good look at my spartan angel new tattoo on her ass~!

Jaune: Tada!

Jaune turned his startled girlfriend and flipped her skirt up and her underwear down to reveal her tattoo to their individual teammates.

Weiss: How shameless!

Blake: Nice~

Yang: *heartbroken* Ruby used to like Saturday morning cartoons….

Nora: *smirk* To think that we thought you were the wholesome one in our group….

Ren: I owe Nora 500 lien now thanks to you.

Pyrrha face was red in shame as she looked down at the ground as she tried to covered her new tattoo “Invincibutt” on her asscheeks while her two lovers were standing on each side of her.

Pyrrha: S-sorry!

#my post #rwby #rwby smut #rwby shitpost #team rwby #team jnpr #rwby arkos #rwby milk and cereal #rwby gilded rose #rwby lancaster #lancaster #gilded rose #milk and cereal #original male stud au #shipping #shipping post #Invincibutt #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #ren lie #jaune arc

[brokentrafficknight]

How about some Gilded Rose, with Pyrrha and Jaune unable to get up from their seats due to not wanting to disturb their sleeping Wolf Faunus Girlfriend laying down across both their laps?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #lancaster #arkos #milk and cereal #gilded rose #wolf!faunus ruby

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose in the Gym

Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*

Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*

Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?

Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*

Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫

Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!

Ruby: *looks down*

Ruby: Yeah…gains…

Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?

Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*

Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*

Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?

Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*

Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…

Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*

Jaune: …Ruby, no.

Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.

Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.

Ruby: I have no choice.

Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.

Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.

Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.

Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.

Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.

Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.

*SMACK*

Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumbles*

Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*

Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵

Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑

Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #Ruby rose #weiss schnee #arkos #lancaster #milk and cereal #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x ruby x pyrrha #jaune x ruby #pyrrha x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose x pyrrha nikos #jaune arc x ruby rose #ruby rose x pyrrha nikos #gilded rose #I did heavy deadlifts and my glutes burned like fire afterwards

[howlingday]

Ruby: We've all heard of top or bottom, but what about middle?

Jaune: ?

Pyrrha: ?!

Ruby: Hi, I can't breathe, but you two seem REALLY cool~!

#rwby #gilded rose #milk and cereal #lancaster #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #maccus normann

[littlelewdmable]

Ruby: So, you're with Pyrrha now.

Jaune: Yeah, though I feel kind of dumb for not noticing she liked me before.

Ruby: How'd she finally get to you?

Jaune: Well, she started sleeping naked.

Ruby: Oh.

Jaune: In my bed.

Ruby: Oh!

Jaune: Yeah.

Ruby: So what would happen if you found me naked in you bed~?

Jaune: ...You'd have to ask Pyrrha first.

Pyrrha: Do it!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #gilded rose #lancaster #arkos #greek rose

[sugarglider-s]

Tried doing a sort of fake cartoon screenshot with gilded rose

#ocs #Pokemon ocs #spike #spike basstone #Valentine #Valentine Thornburrow #gilded rose #my art