Éowyn can't cook this and Éowyn can't cook that, but did you ever stop to consider that the reason Gimli and Aragorn recoil from her stew is bc of cultural differences and she obviously had put like, rotten fish in there bc in Rohan that is a thing they actually eat and enjoy
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#LOTR and #The Hobbit odds and ends memes
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Gimli: fuck you
Legolas: fuck me yourself, you coward
Legolas: *looks at him*
Gimli: *looks harder*
Aragorn: GET A ROOM
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Catching up on posting my summer lotr art, cont'd. Today: Sam&Frodo on the road, A rather flirtateous Merrywyn, and the three hunters
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the thing that always struck me about the Sweetness between legolas and gimli is how, thru the ways they both decided to relate to one another's profound Otherness, their story is about the love a creepily-beautiful/sad, old forest has for a sparkling cave of jewels and glittering gems and mirrored lights in cave water.
tolkien was very good at writing about Love as a reaction the world has to itself, is the point.
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Frodo: chiefs kiss? Do.. Do they really?
Merry: your telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Sam: the bird flu? Yeah they tend to do that.
Pippin: based? Based on what?
Aragorn: “what’s up stairs?” they can’t talk.
Legolas: apartment complex? I actually find it quiet simple.
Boromir: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does!
Gimli: wood fired pizza? How is pizza gonna find a job now?!
Gandalf: your telling me a ginger bred this man?
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Legolas and Gimli sitting on a tree
(Click for better quality;
this was initially meant for inktober but I sort of
dropped the challenge so I'm just posting it now
as a separate work)
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AHHHHH WHERE IS THAT POST WHERE SOMEONE TELLS SAM THAT ELVES CAN DIE OF SADNESS AND THEN EVERYTIME GIMLI IS MEAN TO LEGOLAS HE GETS VERY UPSET AND DEMANDS THAT GIMLI APOLOGIZE AND LEGOLAS JUST FUCKING GOES WITH IT
PLEASE I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF THIS POST
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I think this is part 10 but maths is not my forte, so here's Part (redacted) of the absurd stuff I'm still saying as Tolkien characters
(lord of the rings edition coz I'm feeling the nostalgia today)
Pippin: there is custard in my pockets. loose custard.
Elrond: Not a day goes by where I don't think about how dumb everyone else around me is. a tradegy, truly
Eowyn: I'm not lesbian, I've just never been romantically or sexually attracted to a man. ever. no biggie. don't think about it
Merry: is it too much to ask that everyone who's taller than me just stops talking about how short I am? I am aware of my height thank you it's been the same since I was nine
Aragorn: I'm going to teach a child about the importance of socialism, abolitionism and indescribable amounts of violence
Frodo: When is this idiot gonna stop panicking??? its me. I'm the idiot and I'm panicking send help
Arwen: Anyone want to sprawl dramatically over expensive furniture and bitch about people??
Saruman: Don't tell me to respect the dead. He was a dickhead and we both know it, whether his heart is beating or not is entirely irrelevant
Legolas: don't look so dissapointed, we both know I have no impulse control. this was bound to happen
Gimli: I could so easily get lost in this forest its not even a joke
Gollum: I'm going to eat nothing but fish for ten years purely out of spite (said to my pesketarian friend)
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.
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started reading The Two Towers
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Gimli & Legolas sketch that went too far
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Lord of the rings
I present to you: this blessed group.
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no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin
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assessing your dwarf companion’s size to make sure he fits on the secret compartment you built on your ship to Valinor
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The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because
Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than live forever after you're gone.
Legolas, building a ship: Hey Gimli have you ever heard of this little thing called breaking and entering because we're going to do it to heaven.
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gimli son of gloin lover first, human never
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//some recent art of Frodo, the trio and a corrupt Mairon
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