#gimme frogs

[thaliasthunder]

alex adopts a frog. magnus hates it| hc

alex adopts a frog she found in valhalla's pond. magnus hates it. the frog usually likes to be in alex's shirt pocket but it would appear absolutely everywhere else, in the dining hall, in the bedrooms, in his toilet! magnus is completely terrified of that viscous green thing, looking at him with his yellowish eyes like it's staring right at his soul. alex thinks it's hilarious, samirah just rolls her eyes, she certainly is not a big fan of alex's new pet but she's seen her befriending worse things before so a frog isn't that bad. either way, one evening alex has to go to the mortal's world to complete a long mission, she'll be out for days and cant take nice froggie with her, so naturally, she picks magnus to take care of it. magnus blank stares at her. she wants him to take care of that thing? HA! that's a resounding no. but then alex bats her dazzling dark brown and amber eyes to him and he knows he's doomed, oh well, how could he ever tell her no?

at first magnus tries to keep distance from the frog, just doing what's strictly necessary for it to not die while alex's away, even tho he doesnt really understands why, i mean, it's literally a frog. he could just let it free in valhalla's pond and come back days later and it still would be okay. but he promised alex to keep the frog safe and sound while she's out so there he finds himself, sleeping with a little reptile on the pillow's beside his at nights. the frog certainly doesnt do much, it's pretty chill and quiet, but he still thinks its eyes are unnerving, and honestly, a pair of disturbing greenish eyes being the first thing you see in the mornings isn't exactly his idea of fun, but well, anything for alex.

days later he noted the frog started to follow him everywhere, like, everywhere, magnus needs to check the bathroom before taking showers now, and if he's not careful, he'd hear a croak coming right from the top of his head since for some reason the frog discovered magnus' head is a nice place to relax; but leaving that aside, it isn't that bad, seems like the frog likes him, maybe it's because he has that "summery aura" alex told him once, whatever the heck that means. anyway, on the last day of his baby-frogsitting, he figured the frog would like to be outside into the open air since, well, since it's a frog. so he decided to carefully grab the little amphibian and take it to his favorite place in valhalla's meadows. he placed the frog on the grass near a river and just layed besides it. the air blew gently and the river run calmly, and the frog seemed to be enjoying his company. and it even began to croak happily when magnus used his powers to grow some flowers around it, and for the first time magnus didn't get bothered when it hopped on his head. that day magnus discovered him and the frog both were outdoors type of guys, so now they have something in common.

when alex returned the next day, she took the frog again with her, but now the frog also liked to be around magnus, and well, he had to be honest, magnus also liked to be around the frog, he even found himself missing its weird amphibian eyes. so now sometimes you'll see magnus walking around valhalla with a frog casually resting on his head or peacefully chilling with it by the river

#i literally saw the word 'frog' in a post's hashtags and all of this came flooding out of my brain #whatever this is... #enjoy !! #btw the frog doesnt have a name #may someone gimme the honors? #alex fierro #magnus chase #samirah al abbas #riordanverse headcanons #mcga #mcatgoa #blitzen #hearthstone #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #fierrochase #annabeth chase #riordanverse #magnus befriends a frog

[kug-the-carrot]

I sometimes hate being ADHD bc my hyperfixations either last for a few years at a time or ping-pong rapidly from one thing to the next and I can literally never predict which it's going to be, and worse: what the fixation is

But also it's funny asf bc right now the one that is most all consuming while running concurrent with 3 other fixations is singular character who is just,, a frog. An assassin frog

#KUG babbles #ADHD #heeellllppp i need at least 5 more seasons of captin laserhawk right tf nowwwww #gimme more frog #frogge..

[the-eldritch-goblin]

Drew as many frogs as I could in three hours.

It was 55.

My bog, it overfloweth.

#digital art #the eldritch goblin #frog #gimme the peat bois #and free my soul #i want to lie down in a mossy hole #and drift away #frog bog #bog #frogge

[whosangitbetter]

#rainbow connection #kermit the frog #sleeping at last #kenny loggins #willie nelson #sarah mclachlan #me first and the gimme gimmes #sam tsui #polls #tumblr polls #Spotify

[musicalchaos07]

ANYWAYS as previously discussed there's JB's Frog Heist Mix 🐸 but I also have Frog Heist 🐸 as my writing the fic playlist and it's equally funny bc the vibes are all over the place.

#I mean can I interest you in I Fought the Law and My Love Mine All Mine #or Teenagers and Gimme Gimme Gimme #OR Wanted Dead or Alive and I Can See You #“what is this fic” idk besties I'm here for the vibes #frog heist

[fanficsforheartandsoul]

For my media analysis class we had to watch The Princess and The Frog (2009) and I no-joke just full on sobbed in the study center because of that stupid firefly Ray who’s in love with the Evening Star “Evangeline” like goddamn you Disney you got me again

#this is literally the most beautiful love story I've ever seen #don't care about the frogs just gimme a movie about Ray and Evangeline like fuck my life my reputation is already bad #ray x evangeline #if this isn't a tag I'm gonna fucking bawl some more #it really is the cutest fucking thing #like everyone humors him like yeah that's a firefly right there but behind his back they think he's kinda crazy but he's absolutely right #motherfucker #i'm literally in shambles #my exam is on friday #i'm an emotional wreck and i don't know if i ever recover

[frog-scream]

I spent a good chunk of time getting and fully upgrading the item printer and uh

good times!

#frog plays pokemon #I'm always fucking broke in this game because i dont have the patience for ev training #so gimme the drugs

[broodygaming]

I fucking LOVE stories where you know they’re all gonna die at the end. Like up front, right at the beginning, this is the reality. Sit with it.

So so so so stoked for the EXU Calamity.

#and like maybe that’s not what’s gonna happen but cmon CMON #critical role #Exu calamity #like seeking a friend for the end of the world #or even Ashley’s one shot which I also adored #just the drama!!! #ahhhhhhJHHHHHHHH #gimme all the drama #Marisha’s frog character slit her own throat so we know they’re ready to Go There

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

I'm kinda obsessed with George's new snap

#just sitting here replaying it #gimme that frog gimme that frog EW AAUAGUHJH #kore.talks

[pavlien]

i am goig to draw stuff for a lupin/sgt frog crossover au at some point and it is entirely @calcuratus's fault

#sorry in advance if i post too much sgt frog #waiting on him to gimme a ep list bc i am not watching all 300+ episodes rn #HJGHFGDFSDFGFHH

[comma57]

#thsi is huge im using 4000 x 4000 canvas now to encourage myself to draw bigger #idk what this is. gimme by whoo!!! btw #if you even care. to listen to great vocaloid music #frog pose inspired by a certain panel from the dmc5 manga #dmc #id in alt text

[frogspawned]

relearning to draw after years spent letting the skill atrophy. bluh.

#frog croaks #trying out procreate. woof. gonna have to track down some brushes #hate the minimalist layout gimme them buttons 😤

[k66-official]

oooooo what are your favorite songs keroro?????

Here it is! I'm not sure I'd be able to choose otherwise, kekero! It's a mite small right now, but I plan on adding to it, yessir!

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #keropost #i think rocket man is the most... hard hitting kero? #but gimme! gimme! gimme! is also a favorite that gets me singing along every time! #harder better faster stronger is great but despite knowing the genre and artist i've never found another song quite like it. #recommendations welcome? #-k66

[dyketrickfoot]

this is so funny sorry i shouldn't laugh. they shoved 63 episodes into two 12 episode seasons with tlovm and you think they're gonna stretch out 30 episodes into 3????? goodbye

#3 SEASONS???? GIMME A BREAK MAN MOLLY'S DYING MID-LATE S1 #LMAOO.... #devil frog is getting like 2 episodes max ok. calm down #tm9 spoilers

[partyshrimp]

trying to draw kaeloo for the first time is making me positively want to bash my head into a wall <3

#the toying with characters stage is common yet infuriating 👎👎 #haven’t drawn a frog since keroro gimme a break #kaeloo #solarexspeak #i draw too many mammals so maybe i’ll have better luck with some of the others haha right

[otakumagicmusicgamer]

The fact that Nintendo hasn’t released a new Nintendogs app or game is a damn crime

#Nintendo #nintendogs #give me the dogs nintendo #I got apps for cats frogs and hamsters #gimme DOGS