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wvbaandtheboys · 8 months
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Hey I’m currently editing this post rn so reblog when I’m done editing but just know since it’s funny and fun I’m gonna make fnaf mechanics for the Wii boxers based offa my fnaf post for funsies so gimme like 5 minutes (btw it’s gonna be kinda unfair but that’s the point. You wouldn’t survive HAJSJSN)
Little Mac: Well, Mac’s a bit of a trickster and he loves making your night even harder. Whenever you catch the rascal moving about off his stage, make sure you monitor him. Cause this little sucker’s gonna try and shut off your power. And if he does that, I think you know what happens to you. If he’s in the generator room, make sure you flicker your flashlight on the camera to let him know he’s been caught! That’ll send him back to his place.
“Aww…! Alright… But you won’t find me next time… >:]”
Glass Joe: Oh mon dieu, the robot of this beloved, charismatic Frenchman is out for blood! But don’t worry. Joe is very easy to deal with… and don’t feel bad for doing this to him, he’ll kill you if you hesitate. If Joe pops into your office for a quick visit through your left door, slam the door to strike him! Don’t take too long! He’s eager and ready to pounce!
“AH! MY CHIN-!”
Von Kaiser: Hoo boy. Kaiser’s usually calm as can be and has no interest of coming to harass you… that is, if you keep his stage mechanics wound up to keep him occupied. Don’t do it? Kiss your ass goodbye cause he’s gonna rush into your office and give you the beating of a lifetime… well, the beating that will end your life. So just keep him calm and all will be good, yeah? Yeah. The only hope you have to stop him is to listen out for what door he’s rushing at and shutting it.
“Teste meine Geduld nicht...”
(“Do not test my patience…”)
Disco Kid: Ah, he’s real silly. The robotic version of our disco loving friend is still as much of a music lover as the real one! And you’d better know your stuff when it comes to keeping the rhythm. Disco will enter your office and play a series of notes from his speaker with a series of poses. You have a panel with four different notes that have icons of the poses. Replay the same rhythm and Disco will happily leave you to your work. Keep him waiting or press the wrong button? It’s game over for you.
“Can ya feel the rhythm, Peter? C’mon and dance with me!”
King Hippo: This guy’s hungry! And well, Hippo’s not exactly opposed to taking a bite out of you… he’s pretty hungry. But he’ll relent as long as you keep him fed… but apparently, everyone’s out to make everyone riled up. Check his stage from time to time and make sure none of the boxers are trying to steal anything from him! If you see anyone trying to bother him, play an audio bit by pushing the button on his camera to scare them off. If he doesn’t have any food of his own? Well well… guess you’re on the menu… :p (let my man eat in peace)
“Hippo hungry… Keep your hands off Hippo’s food! >:[“
Piston Hondo: Now he may be as respectful as the actual Hondo during the day… but no one said he had to be after hours. (He’s a bastard.) So, here’s the deal. You have to be listening to keep Piston from coming over there and Hondo Rushing you until your intestines become outtestines. He’ll come through the vent above you. To stop him, you just gotta look up and focus the light on his face. If he’s lost the element of surprise, he’ll leave you alone. Keep an ear out though. He doesn’t make much noise.
“Kuso…!”
(“Dammit…!”)
Bear Hugger: Nope. Absolutely not. You are DEFENSELESS against this bear. The light and doors won’t save you. The only choice you have is to hide underneath your desk and wait for him to leave, he’ll walk past. But he’s not dumb, so you’ll have to time it. If you hide when he’s already seen you, well… you know.
“…Eh? Where’d ya go?…”
Great Tiger: Who knew robots could use magic? No, but seriously, don’t mess around with him. Tiger will make his presence known by his gem glowing in the vent on the opposite of you. When he gives you that signal, you’ve got less than a minute to find all 3 of his clones either on your cameras or around your office. Once ya do, he’ll leave you be. Run out of time? Say goodbye.
“Find them… and I’ll let you live. Don’t… and you won’t see the sun rise.”
Don Flamenco: Oh sweet! Robo Don’s out to kill you! Don’t sweat it, this guy’s easy. Don will show up at your right door. He even offers you a rose! Don’t take it though- shut the door in his face! >:] He’ll get the hint and buzz off.
“OYE! …Oww… Veo…”
(“OYE! Oww… I see…”)
Aran Ryan: Well you would think he’d be a hassle to deal with and he can be if your RNG is shit. But really, he’s pretty easy. If Aran pops up from any of your office entrances, make sure you don’t look at him. Depending on where he is, simply look straight or pull up your camera. He’ll get bored and leave.
“Ah… yer no fun…”
Soda Popinski: Russian powerhouse! He’s just an inconvenience though. If you hear Soda running up a hallway, leave the doors open and let him pass though. If you try and shut a door on him, he’ll break it. …And well, you know. That’s bad. He’s just making sure you’re okay.
“Aha! Here I come!”
Bald Bull: Angry. Wants blood. Your blood, specifically. Unlike the other bots, he won’t leave easily. Every once in a while, he’ll turn on and rush to your office. When you hear him, close and hold the door shut. He’ll bang on it a few times, but he’ll relent and leave if you keep it shut. Slamming the door on this bull will just make him even more angry.
“UNLOCK THE DOOR YOU COWARD!”
Super Macho Man: Ah. He’s just as much of a jerk as the actual Macho Man. Just that he’ll kill you if you inconvenience him. Yet another specialized panel will appear if Macho Man’s in your office. Just press it and it’ll snap a “photo” of him. Sometimes he’ll pose twice or even three times, so make sure ya pay attention. Don’t ignore him.
“Photo op!”
Mr. Sandman: Yeah, he’s scary, but he’s okay to deal with. Sandman’s asleep on his camera, and will progressively wake up with the commotion of the other robots. Make sure to keep an eye on him to send him back to sleep. If he wakes up, he’s gonna come straight for you. Don’t try and fight him. You won’t win… time to go to Dreamland.
“…Brush your teeth… it’s bedtime, Peter baby.”
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laora-inn · 4 years
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Supernatural - Some speculations about the last 7 episodes of 15th season
Well, after 2 trailers, episodes descriptions on IMDB and some unfinished plot-lines of SPN story I’d like to share my own speculations. Some of them are definitely wrong. 
Destiel positive, happy end positive, don’t like - don’t read. 
Season 15 | Episode 14. Last Holiday
A filler - that’s how we anime fans call episodes which have no deal with the main plotline, though can contain some interesting moments and nuances. In “Supernatural” these episodes usually have no Cas in them. Sometimes they are very good... but mostly not. They are “just for fun”, and fans enjoy them, because they can be really funny. No angst.
Like this one - no angst, no Cas, a wood nymph who looks like Mary Poppins to me (or Mrs. Marple whatever). Some British origin of the character. 
That’s the episode which shots with Dean in purple nightgown are from (trailer short version).
I suppose the shot with Dean, Sam and Jack flying in the air could also be here from. But maybe not.
I don’t know where Cas may be. His absence should be explained to us in some way. In episode 10th he was missing because of talking to the angels. What’s now? Some preparations for the next Jack's trial? 
In this episode Dean should come closer to Jack’s forgiving.
Season 15 | Episode 15. Gimme Shelter
I have NO IDEA what this episode is about. Maybe the next trial for Jack? Or not?
I think the shot from the last trailer with Cas protecting Jack on the truck bed is from this episode. Also, some tortured person on the bed with the “lust” written above could be from it. 
And what about Sam and Dean? Where are they? 
I think they may have their own journey here, separate from Cas and Jack. Possibly the epic shots with them entering some building are this episode from. Possibly not. 
Season 15 | Episode 16. Drag Me Away (From You)
I don’t like this episode title. It looks like Destiel mocking to me - maybe, I just don’t have enough faith. I want to trust SPN writers but can’t. Somebody help me to believe, we all need that now! :)
THE ONLY episode in ALL THE SHOW except this one that had brackets in the title was 12x12, Stuck in the Middle (With You). Yahoo. 
Obviously, 12x12 was a parody to the Reservoir Dogs, a movie by Quentin Tarantino. Parody in a good sense of this word, but still. The plotline, the scenes (oh, this lunch scene from different points of view!), the scenes’ order, the roles, though changed - all of them. In case you didn’t watch Reservoir Dogs, just go and watch it, and then re-watch 12x12. You will understand. 
"Stuck in the Middle with You" is Stealers Wheel song which was in the OST of this Tarantino’s movie. This allusion should deal with boys’ and Mary relationship - because it’s her who betrayed them involuntarily, and now they are stuck in the middle with her. 
But somehow this episode title also deals with Destiel relationship. Maybe ‘cause that’s Cas who is dying, not Mary. Maybe ‘cause even on his deathbed he doesn’t confess something important - not about his betrayal, there was no one, but about his feelings. He says "I love you”, but then adds “I love all of you”, and Dean is literally stuck in the middle with Cas here. 
Back to the brackets in the episodes titles. Because of them I suppose that 12x12 and 15x16 could be connected. But how exactly?! That’s the question. I want them badly to be connected in Destiel way, but know too little. 
Back then I supposed that Dean could be dying in this episode and it would be his turn to confess something to Cas. But now I don’t know if there will be Cas in this episode at all, I just don’t have enough information. 
I hope he will. 
Btw, the words “Drag Me Away (From You)” are in Toto’s song “Africa”. And in case you didn’t know, in 2018 this song was used for half-an-hour Destiel video made by fan here. It covers ALL the Destiel moments then far. Link for this video is in Supernatural wiki, in the Destiel article. Half an hour, 10 repeats of the song, author’s comment: 
Along the way it stopped being funny and started getting insulting because this has been a literal decade (as of 2018 the vid features seasons 4-13) and the show has explored ALL of the tropes and yet and yet and yet...
I mean the fangirl shipper part of me also loves it. And then I get mad because I love it. I have a very complicated relationship with Supernatural but that's okay.
Have you heard the good news about Tragic Widow Dean?
TLDR: Have a supercut of all the DeanCas stuff set to Toto's Africa.
We can speculate a bit about this fact, but the truth is we know only about young Sam and Dean, who certainly will be in this episode. 
I think shots with Billie talking to Dean from the last trailer also belong to this episode, as well as shots with young Dean with Samulet, who is a ghost now. But these assumptions could be totally wrong. 
What circumstances will take us to the young Sam and Dean? Time travelling? Flashbacks? The parallel world?
Personally I think it will be the third option. Because how the hell young Dean can be a ghost in “our” universe? Unless it’s not Dean, though I doubt it. But if it’s not Dean, it can be a flashback, you know, with the young boys. Yep? 
We’ll wait and see.
I don’t think that Sam’s appreciative words to Dean refer to this episode. 
Also I don’t think Sam is going to sacrifice himself AGAIN (I’ve heard such an opinion). But maybe it’s my hope that makes me think in a wrong way.
Season 15 | Episode 17. Unity
I think some of Chuck’s shots are from this episode. Maybe the red lights in the bunker too. Maybe not. 
There also should be Amara and some angels. I saw Uriel in the cast! Maybe there also be some light lit on the all situation in Heaven now, when Jack made new angels. 
Some interaction between all of them + Sam, Dean, Cas and Jack should take place. Here the shot with sigil could be taken from. 
What side the angels will take? How it happened that Uriel is alive? Was he resurrected by Chuck or Amara? What plans does Amara have, how is she planning to deal with Chuck?
And what’s for Naomi? Will she come back or not? I think she won’t, not in this episode for sure, and I’m already disappointed ‘cause you know, she should be alive. Dumah said she is. For me Naomi is an important figure considering Destiel, and I think she’d be the best Heaven runner. 
All in all, in this episode should happen something that will make Cas happy. I suppose by the end of 15x17 or in the beginning of 15x18 they all will be sure that they have won the game, and Dean will forgive Jack for Mary.
The episode title may refer to angels’, Winchesters’ and Amara unity. 
Season 15 | Episode 18. Despair
Well, in Supernatural wiki I also saw “The Truth” title for this episode. 
Most of us are convinced that in this episode Cas will tell Dean about his deal with the Empty and will be taken by it. I believe the same. 
I think shot with Billie knocking with her hand rotten belongs to this episode. 
I have some doubts, but also think a shot with Dean leaning on Cas is from here. 
I’m sure that “You fought for this whole world” and Dean’s crying scene belong to this episode. ‘Cause you know. Despair. And the truth - about Cas’s deal and possibly about their fake win. 
Billie’s with her scythe and bunker intrusion symbols could also be from here (or from one the previous episodes ends, especially for Billie - as a cliffhanger). And it should be the case for Sam and Jack, I suppose. Because there is no other way for Dean and Cas to face Cas’s deal with just two of them. 
Destiel confession will be here, in more explicit form that it could be in 15x16, because there will be A TALK, but I don’t think we’ll see something real explicit. 
Maybe, Dean’ll say he loves Cas. Maybe not. I’m sure only about the fact that we’ll cry by the end of this episode. And that will be AN UGLY CRYING, just as Jensen said.
Well, maybe there will be a hint that Cas can be brought back, but I think it won’t. So prepare yourselves, my friends. 
Season 15 | Episode 19. Inherit the Earth
Here I think Sam’s appreciative words to Dean are taken from. They are definitely comforting. ‘Cause you know, Cas is dead, Chuck is alive. Possibly Cas was in his way and Chuck erased him by making him believe in their win.
I also think Dean’s crying words “this whole mission, saving the world” belong to this episode and will be in conversation with Sam. 
They still need to fight Chuck, and Jack is still alive. Here Michael will appear and helps. And there is one moment Sergey mentioned in 15x07, about the key to the Death’s library. He even described what it looks like! Cas heard that as well as Eileen. Well, if Cas is taken, then Eileen should return to the Winchesters, maybe with Sam and Jack, or just tell them about this key. 
I don’t know what they are going to do after. Open this library? How? Find how to kill God? Or not? Will they try to save Cas?
I think they will not talk about Cas’s saving. And he will be dead in this episode for sure.
Also I think they’ll deal with God in this episode, one way or another.
Season 15 | Episode 20. Carry On
This is a land of unlimited speculation!
I hope Dean’ll have Cas back by the end of episode. I think Cas’ll save himself from the Empty, ‘cause, you know, he has a big goal there. The Empty tortures all the dead angels and demons, as far as we know. It should be fixed - Cas’s already made a promise to Ruby. And we know that Cas has no problem with ruining something and messing it up - he is basically THE GREAT TRICKSTER of this show. 
Rebelling against Heaven and ruining angels’ plans? Check. Stopping Apocalypse? Check. Opening Purgatory? Check. Becoming a new God? Check. Bringing the Leviathans? Check. Casting all the angels out of Heaven and burning their wings? Check. Becoming human? Check. Becoming an angel by devouring other angels’ grace? Check. Getting an army of angels? Check. Giving up this army for one human? Check. Kidnapping angels’ prisoner? Check. Letting Lucifer in? Check. Helping “an abomination”, Devil’s son, to be born? Check. Annoying Empty so much that it brought him back to life? Check. Making a deal with the Empty? Check. 
It’s very dangerous to mess with Cas, you just don’t know what he could do for the greater good, and yep, in some way Dean was right when he said that Cas is “something that’s always going wrong”. So I think the Empty is in trouble here, not vice versa.  
Also, there is one more thing that bothers me. When Nick in 14th season was praying to Lucifer, he woke him up in the Empty. Theoretically, Lucifer can be awake by now. It could be a dead end, but still. Lucifer’s “true face” is similar to the Empty’s, sooo... 
I don’t know what to think about it and the fact that Nick could reach Lucifer and return him from the Empty, so let’s move on.  
I hope for the happy end for Sam (maybe with Eileen) and for all the hunters we know. They are family. 
NO MCD here! If someone’ll die - they shouldn’t be Sam, Dean or Cas. I don’t want to see Eileen’s death either. I don’t know what about Jack. I don’t want him to die, but he is 100% supernatural being, and I am not sure what it means for him to die. 
Monsters should stay, hunters should hunt them. We’ll see that the “family business” thrives.    
There should be an order on the all levels - in Heaven, Hell and on Earth. There should be the new Death - of they should return Billie. Rowena running the Hell would be perfect. Wonder if Naomi could run Heaven. Maybe it will be Chuck? If he will be redeemed. Or Michael. 
I don’t know what’s for the Empty and Amara. 
I don’t know what the end for Jack will be. I’d like he will be alive, but I just don’t know. He can’t be a human. That will be right thing for Cas, but not for Jack. 
I hope for Destiel endgame, as well as for Sam/Eileen. Cas should become a human, maybe, with some supernatural skills left.   
I doubt that we have proper scenes of these ships together or Cas’ humanity. Just hints. But they can be very obvious - especially if we’ll see Dean’s reaction to Cas’s returning. 
So, I hope to see them. 
But, as I said, it's a land of unlimited speculation. We’ll wait and see. 
What else should be resolved:
- Kevin can’t stay a ghost! It’s my main point here. He also can’t go to Hell. What will happen with him and in which episode? I don’t know. I just hope they won’t forget about him. 
- There is the shot with Bobby from? 15x20? He should be somewhere. 
- Also, there should be Charlie in this season unless something’s changed. Where is she?
- What are they going to do with alternative!Winchesters from 15x13? They will rest? They will make another HunterCorp? They will be gone?! Come on, something needs to be done with them! Of course, they are not so important here, so the writers can forget about them, but still, I’m interested.
What am I going to do:
I'm going to watch all the last episodes of the season. AND THEN, if there will be no happy end for the Winchester boys and Cas won’t be with them, I'm going to rebel. :) In every possible way - petitions, letters, actions etc. We are grown-up people here. We can fight for our rights, and it's my crucial right - to be happy about my favorite show ending. :) 
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Feel free to ask me anything or to comment. My ask is working!
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poppo911 · 7 years
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You’ve Got Mail! (Chapter 4)
Read it on FFN here
Word count : 1900-ish
Chapter 4 – The Bet
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To : All contacts
From : Maes Hughes
Attachment : Elysia_001 .jpeg, Elysia_003  .jpeg, and 54 more attachments
Subject : Your morning dose of happiness
You’re welcome.
Maes Hughes
Teacher, English Literature
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Heymans Breda, Jean Havoc
From : Roy Mustang
Subject : Re: Re: Abort mission (continued)
Before you guys judge me for being ‘ignorant’, yesterday was too hectic for me to check on incoming mails. And yes, Jean, listen what Breda said; you’re still a dumb-ass.
Miles was right though, you were lucky enough. At last I met her yesterday. And who could’ve guessed that that accreditation board member whom you had a rather unpleasant argument with three years ago is an Armstrong? (and the one who got a say in the board, while at it.)
Seems like she still hold grudges on me for a reason I don’t remember. Imagine the awkward silence (or you’re-dead-to-me glares) I have to go through everytime we encountered each others, considering we share an office room from now on.
Let’s just hope Maes won’t be genius enough to even try to push her button during his (suspiciously abundant) free time.
Roy Mustang
Teacher, Chemistry
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Jean Havoc
From : Maria Ross
Subject : How many times do I have to tell you?
I don’t care how and when you do it, Jean, but no way in hell smoking is allowed anywhere inside school. The rooftop included. You’ll set bad examples for the students. Besides, the kids love you—they’re more inclined to justify your actions, and do it by themselves!
This will be my last warning before I write the Principal a formal complain letter on this matter.
Maria Ross
Teacher, School Guidance Counselor
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Maes Hughes
From : Kain Fuery
Subject : Data Usage Notification
Mr. Hughes,
I regret to inform you that you have already used up all your bandwith. Please do take my advice to stop sending everybody gigabytes-worth of photos, and you will be able to enjoy this facility until the last day of every months. Thank you.
I’m not gonna receive your bribery, Sir. Mr. Greed already took suspicion on our internet funds, and had been eyeing me closely ever since. Sorry for that…
Regards,
Kain Fuery
Staff, Department of Information and Technology
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Edward Elric
From : Riza Hawkeye
Subject : See me during lunch break
Dear Edward,
My experiences told me that detention letters have no effect on you. But that doesn’t mean you can get out from the fact that you sent a .docx with the writings ‘MUSTANG SUXX’ as its only content for your chemistry take-home assignment.
Meet me at the teachers’ room right after the bell rings. You know where my desk is.
Fail to do so, and I will pair you up with Ling for the upcoming group project(s).
Thank you.
Riza Hawkeye
Teacher, Biology
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Olivier Mira Armstrong
From : Alex Louis Armstrong
Subject : Re: All those East City chickens are getting under my skin
O, my dearest Sister,
YOU HAVE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD OUR HOSPITALITY, THE PEOPLE FROM THE EASTERN SIDE OF AMESTRIS!
They were just trying to befriend you, Sister. Trust me. Perhaps the norms here are not exactly similar to those of North’s, but please adjust yourself.
Besides, it’s not a secret that Mr. Roy Mustang is the Principal’s favorite negotiator when it suits his needs, second only to himself. Do forgive me, Sister, because I can’t tell you what kind of demands Mr. Eugene Grumman insisted three years ago.
Oh, and I have done setting up your new desk according to your requests. I also added a little touch of fine arts to please your eyes. Worry not, my Sister, for my taste is far better than Kimblee’s.
With the spirits that had been passed down in the Armstrong Family for generations,
Alex Louis Armstrong
Coach, Physical Education
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Kain Fuery
From : Rebecca Catalina
Subject : Is the Principal hiding in your server room again?
I swear to God I was just taking his tea cup back to the pantry and BOOM that old man disappeared like a trickster. He thought it would make me amused? Maybe, when the stars align. But absolutely NOT when we got a lot of works to submit before Tuesday!
Well guess what? Don’t tell him I’m going there. If he decided that the Principal’s Room is too boring that he chose to leave, trust me, his paperworks are more than eager to follow.
Why did I sign up for this shit anyway? Oh, right—Ri will kick me out if she’s the only one paying our room’s rent.
Rebecca Catalina
Staff, Principal’s Secretary
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Christopher Vinther
From : Solf Z. Kimblee
Subject : This budget-efficiency-thingy is getting ridiculous
I’m a simple man; hence next time that old Grumman give me another warning due to unmet curriculum, I will just blame that on your decision to cut my clay-shopping budget.
Solf Z. Kimblee
Teacher, Visual Art
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : All contacts
From : Kain Fuery
Subject : Server Maintenance Notification
All students, teachers, and staffs,
Today we will be performing routine server maintenance and upgrading hardware on the server environment for performance and scalability. The maintenance will be performed on March 9th during a three hour window of 12:00 PM - 3:00 PM. We are expecting approximately two hours of down time during the maintenance. If you have any questions please contact our support team by emailing [email protected].
Thank you.
Kain Fuery
Staff, Department of Information and Technology
East Amestris Senior High School | 75 Sycamore Lane, East City
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To : Mechanical geek (+xxxxxxxxx947)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Hey Winry?
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To : Edward (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Winry Rockbell (+xxxxxxxxx947)
Yes?
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To : Mechanical geek (+xxxxxxxxx947)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Did you have a word with Miss Riza recently?
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To : Edward (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Winry Rockbell (+xxxxxxxxx947)
What do you mean?
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To : Mechanical geek (+xxxxxxxxx947)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Well… Did she, like, tell you something? Anything?
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To : Edward (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Winry Rockbell (+xxxxxxxxx947)
Umm.. no, I guess. Why are you asking?
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To : Mechanical geek (+xxxxxxxxx947)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Nothing. Really. Okay—one more thing—not even about me? Or something you don’t know??
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To : Edward (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Winry Rockbell (+xxxxxxxxx947)
Okay she did explain me some things about cellular metabolisms because I asked her, and technically that was something I didn’t know by that time. Aside from that, nope? Why so sudden??
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To : Mechanical geek (+xxxxxxxxx947)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Great. Well then. Better stop using our phones before Mr. Miles turn around from the whiteboard.
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To : Edward (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Winry Rockbell (+xxxxxxxxx947)
Weirdo.
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To : Al (+xxxxxxxx744)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
Alphonse.
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To : Brother (+xxxxxxxx311)
From : Alphonse Elric (+xxxxxxxx744)
What’s it, brother?
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To : Al the TRAITOR (+xxxxxxxx744)
From : Edward Elric (+xxxxxxxx311)
You traitor.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
Ayyyyyy Roy! Guess who just caught the latest news from the water-cooler?
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
Stop texting me everytime the web is down, Maes. I’ve got assignments to grade.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
C’mon, why so salty? Okay then, my fault. But a heavy nosebleed, Roy? Seriously?
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
SHUT. UP.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
Oooouch! It’s alright, Roy-boy. Even without that, we all have seen your little crush on her already. Believe me, it’s reciprocal.
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
That’s none of your business.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
How rude! I’m serious, tho—you two keep getting closer day by day ever since she joined this school. You two are, like, what did Breda say? Oh—like an asymptote. Keep getting closer, never find each others. Seriously, does ‘commitment’ sound that frightening to you? As ‘asking her out’ does?
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
Me? Afraid to ask a woman out? Please. Reality check, I’ve got more experiences than you. Well, she just happened to be my professor’s daughter so I also have to include that into my calculations and believe me, Berthold Hawkeye is not a chill man.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
I call bullshit. You barely have a business with him nowadays after you got your master degree.
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
Take it or leave it.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
Well if you think you’re that great at dealing with women, gimme a prove.
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
Aren’t my weekly dates enough?
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
No. Your aunt’s café workers are hardly dates. Show me the real thing—like, land a date with Olivier Armstrong before the end of this month, and I will believe it. I will even make your skill widely acknowledged. Heck, just tell me what you want.
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
Maes, you’re lunatic. You know the not-so-pleasant little story between us. What if I fail? What if I got my neck cracked?
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
Well, if that’s not possible, it can’t be helped—then just ask Rizzie out for a date. Deal?
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
And if I refuse?
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
I will inform Bradley that almost a third of your presence in the daily attendance list are fraudulent. Poor little Fuery could lose his job for manipulating them at your insistent request, right?
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To : Hughes, Maes (+xxxxxxxx138)
From : Roy Mustang (+xxxxxxxxx489)
…you’re impossible.
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To : Roy boy (+xxxxxxxxx489)
From : Maes Hughes (+xxxxxxxx138)
I’ll take that as a yes, then. Twenty two days from now. A fine date with the Armstrongs’ Lioness. Good luck, Mr. Gentleman.
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To be continued
(Uploaded this chapter one day erlier since pretty sure I won’t have enough time for it tomorrow—tomorrow we’re gonna feast! Yay!)
…that was rather… blunt? And I don’t even have anything to say aside from thanking you guys for sticking around! I mean 24 followers? Whoa! Thank you, really. I mean it.
This chapter was necessary but I just lack the idea for more humor. Seems that writer’s block and the weekly-update schedule are starting to get their toll on me!
Really, I’m sorry for this chapter and I hope that the incoming chapter(s) could make it up for this! DX
Even so, kindly review?
(P.s Hughes is still the biggest Royai shipper—he only tried a different approach to push his bestie!)
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The Boy Gives Life &... (ep. 3 part 3)
part 3
        Rodrigo was reading a small note left by the student who was watching Julia:
- Are you out of your mind??
         The tal student, who was Julia’s friend and her other friend as well, sighs, and writes at the back of the small note, passing back to the Messenger:
- This Anjohn is just trumpery; are you guys stupid or what?
         Julia takes the chance of the messenger’s distraction, and successfully passes a small note to Charlie.
         The boy then reads the note:
- The thing that Anjorn do with his thumb is not true, it’s just a magic trick; I know how to do that as well; look at me.
         He looks to his friend, and she does that trick where she pretended to take off her own thumb; at first he is scared, but then, she shows to him how this is done; he gets impressed, understanding now what was happening...
         Julia starts to write another small note; but stops when another small note falls into her desk... this one had written:
- Don’t you think that I’m not keeping my eyes open toward you; stop sending notes to him NOW!
         Without much choice after seeing he had already the goauche in his hand; the girl joins her hands, and stays quiet...
         Charlie sees this all; and notices that his friend was being intimidated; just like he was also being intimidated... he analyses the situation... and comes to a conclusion, which for him was the best thing to be done; but clearly it wasn’t the best idea... but even if he knew it wasn’t the best idea, he doesn’t find any other options, and, afraid that his friend would suffer even more if he didn’t follow this idea, he understands that maybe there wasn’t any other choices...
           “Do you understand the plan? ” This was written in a toilet paper; Sayuri was talking to the doll by messages in those papers; and the toy also answers by messages in those papers: “Got it, but we will need a bait to distract this trickster”.
- Where are those two weaklings? In this bathroom? – a girl with a deep voice was about to enter the bathroom – Leave this to me, Grande Maria, I’ll beat them up really badly!
         Sayuri quickly points to a small window above; picks the doll, puts her in the window; the human girl then tries to climb herself the window, to get out of the bathroom.
         The “Grande Maria” kicks the bathroom door; she was a tall, Strong and fat girl; she hears Sayuri trying to go out of the bathroom by the small window; and then sees her trying it.
- Oh, you’re not, Grande Maria will get and beat you up, girl! – the bully girl says, starting to kick the bathroom box door, to break it  and enter...
           The new student succeeds in getting out by the window before the big girl could catch her, after finally breaking the box door.
- Oh, you are not getting away so easilly, I’ll still get and beat you up very badly!
         The two fugitive students were in a small space between the bathroom and a class room; a place a little bit hidden.
- Goddamn puberty – says Sayuri, while having her hands in her waist – Why did you came so early?
- At least you had a puberty at a moment, ma gal – Lacinho comments.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Alright, let’s get out of here already; maybe if we could enter this room here we could get out.
         The bully girl was so distracted trying to reach them both that she just kept trying to break the small window.
           The bell rings; now it was break time.
           In the schoolyard, Anjorn does another magic trick, impressing the students; and while hem ade other tricks, he also did some heroic poses to show off.
- Are you sure you wanna do this, Charlie? – asks Julia; who walked along with him, but also along with two boys with hats.
- Quiet, you infidel – says one of the boys – Actually, shouldn’t you be worried with him? We will paint him all if he doesn’t actually have powers that surpass Anjohn; Also, what kind of powers would this little guy have, besides the mortal touch?
- No, I’m not worried... at least not with that... and the pow...
- Excuse-me, magnificente Anjohn – says the other boy in loud voice, interrupting Julia, the attention of the crowd, and the attention of the one who was showing off – I apologize for interrupting you, but this infidel is challenging you, saying he has powers beyond yours... should we listen to him?
- Pff, ha! Go on, boy, let’s see you embarassing yourself in front of everyone – says Anjorn, who then says to his followers in loud voice – My followers! This boy says that he can surpass my powers! Isn’t it hilarious??
         Everyone of the crowd laughs.
- Impress me, boy, or better, embarass yourself in front of everyone – says the angel-unicorn, obviously very cocky.
         Charlie then walks to a wall, and touches it.
- Wait a minute... NO, WAIT!! – Anjorn remembers Charlie’s abilities, but now it was too late; the boy makes a humanoid come up from the wall, in front of all of the public; impressing them all.
- Ah, finally... – the school’s coordinator appears, visibly tired – Ok, alright, uh?
         She notices the humanoid made by Charlie, and notices the Angel-unicorn.
- Ah... I understand now what’s going on... I now know why so many people came to complain to the principal at the same time... you wanted to distract us, ok... – the coordinator gets even more serious, and questions everyone – Alright, how do you found out about Charlie?! What are those hats? I demand na answer NOW!
- Now! – Sayuri appears in the middle of the crowd, and throws Lacinho in the direction of Anjorn.
         The doll successfully removes the hat from him and gets smashed in the wall without being damaged.
- Lucky me I’m made of cloth and feel no pain, baby – says her as she falls on the ground...
         Anjorn’s horn was revealed along with a small book that indeed taught magic tricks, that fell from his horn to the ground...
         All os his followers look at him angered...
- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU – his followers booed him while throwing the hats on him.
         He then flies away from the school.
- Well, this already is one answer... – says the coordinator, who gives her attention to the boy who could create life – Charlie... was it you who revealed your abilities to your classmates...? If yes, why...?
- I uhh... I... – he tries to answer, but then is interrupted by his friend...
         Who reveals:
- He just did that to protect me; these crazy people who wore these hats were threatening me with goauche; and Charlie decided to reveal his abilities just so these nutcases stopped believing in what that “little angel” was saying...
- Ahh... I got it... – the coordinator sighs, and completes, while looked at them all; who already noticed that their situation was not good – Alright, we will from now on have new rules... and Charlie, you will for a little while stay in the principal’s office until we talk to your parents...
While the coordinator’s attention was all on the boy, Lacinho approaches his owner, and whispers something to her... and then, goes in the classes’s direction...
 Now it was late... only Charlie and his parents in the principal’s office...
- Do you understand the situation? With the internet, and with a loto f children from our school having it, we cannot guarantee that your son’s abilities will remain a secret to the kids... – says the principal...
- We understand... – says the boy’s father, who looked at him, angry.
- It wasn’t Charlie’s fault, as we said before; even more because this was bound to happen one time or another...
- Alright, sorry...
- It’s ok...   ...did you bring the special abilities in humans’s minister’s document?
- Here it is – Sarah hands the document to the principal.
She; (the principal), reads it while Charlie played with one of the pens from the room.
- Alright, here it says that you have three options: either you follow the 1631Ç contract; or you move to another city, change your documents ad identitites... or Charlie will be raised by the military...
Both of the parentes momentarilly look to their son playing...
They move their glance back to the principal... sigh, and the mother answers:
- We choose the 1631Ç contract...
- Alright, I will contact the Gilberto Quentes minister; so, here i show it will go: since it’s not possible to avoid that Charlie ends up creating beings, either by pressure or for other reasons, you will donate 10% of each of your salary to the govern until Charlie is 18. As for the school, I’ll instruct how dangerous his powers are...
 The parentes and their son now were entering the car... just as Charlie puts his bag in the car; it moves... surprising everyone with the exception of Charlie...
- Charlie! What is inside there?? Didn’t you verify the bag before? – the mother questions.
A small doll’s hand opens the bag’s zipper... it was Lacinho...
- LACINHO?? – the boy’s parentes get equally surprised.
- Hi there, guys, I am out of nowhere, but relax, I ain’t invading, it was combined – says the doll.
- But what are you doing in his bag?? We have to give you back to... – says the father, being interrupted by the toy...
Who says:
- That sure is it, ma man, but the mama of my owna wanna talk to you both...
- Wait... did you hear everything we talked in the principal’s office...?
- Sure thing, dude, and I need to spill the beans to...
- Please don’t do that, Lacinho, we need to solve this problem by ourselv...
- Common, guys, anyway you have to gimme back tom y owner... a talk shouldn’t hurt...
The two parentes looked at each other...
- If ya guys want you can dinner there as well, today’s spaghetti.
 Now it was late at night; Charlie’s parentes were laying on their bed... still not sleeping; since they were thinking of what the mother of the doll’s owner have said in dinner...
- Darling... today in Juliana’s house... – says Marcos.
- I know... you don’t think it’s fair... right...? – answers Sarah.
- Exactly...
- Neither do I... but we did insist we would find a way; I mean, it was kinda Charlie’s fault that the little loony angel there came to life... but even then she wanted to pay Lacinho, and forgave us for the little angel...
- Well...   ...it’s just... I don’t know... does a toy like Lacinho really Worth 10000 bucks, just as Juliana said she would pay...?
- I don’t know as well... how much would Lacinho be worth...?
- Don’t know...
- I think we would never know if accepting the 10000 bucks for Lacinho’s life was a moral decision or not...
- Indeed...
  To be continued...
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