Okay, we are going to learn a new word today:
Indigestion.
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I want you to ride me until you force me to cum inside of you you're on top and I'm saying" I'm going to cum in gonna cum" but you're just so absorbed with how good I feel inside of you that you keep riding until I you force me to breed you.
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I was thinking “what could possibly be more self indulgent than writing about a dumbfuck knight and his comical attempts to get a mad sorcerer into bed”, and it turns out the answer is to write about a really sad lady who doesn’t quite fit in and is so brave but so sad :( such a brave sad lady.
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robotgirls downloading as many "get free ram online no virus" links to themselves as possible and enjoying the high of their brains slowing to a crawl together for a few hours before their antivirus cleans up their mess. bonus points if they're cuddling while they do it
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One last pic before I go to the store? ❤️
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