Pearl and Marina doing a gay little dance
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Things I'm going to buy my next girlfriend
Lip fillers
Cheek fillers
Botox
Lipo
Lash extensions
Nail extensions
Breast implants
Butt implants
Rhinoplasty
Labioplasty
Personal trainer
Collar
Leash
Handcuffs
Shackles
4k webcam
Studio lighting
Drugs
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Here's a new meme format you can try out!
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Juliette: I can be scary if I want to be
Calliope: *snorts* Sure, Jules
Juliette: *offended* I can be!
Calliope: *sarcastically* Ah yes, you're so scary that I flinch at the mere sight of you. Please don't eat me, tiny vampire!
Juliette: I don't know whether I should feel offended or happy
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I want a SO who let's me do mini love spells and magic on them
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Y'all ever just think of them?
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Why are all the sick, desirable little girls ...
On the wrong continent?
In the wrong country?
In the wrong state?
Outside of my area code?
Not returning my calls?
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Rewatching the L Word and I know people tend to go gaga over characters like Shane, Bette and Marina but I cannot stress enough how CUTE Laura Perkins is in her little chef uniform!!
Like I want a girlfriend who makes little appetizers just for me as a love language. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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