hey so about your girlfriend? yeah sorry she got infected by a fungus,,, yeah the ones that take over your brain and now she’s fucked up and wants to spread spores around,,, i’m so sorry
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This is a good dating idea. I can't imagine being in a situation like that haha. Well, we can try, maybe.
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Congrats, your Girlfriend has been working a lot and finally it paid off and got that promotion! Yep she got a huge pay increase and everything. She even got you a gift for being so supportive in this journey with her, yeah, Congrats!
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Me and who? One day I will get a girlfriend, there will be someone who wants to be my girlfriend.
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*rises from the grave*
GUYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIIIIIIIIIIL (art school)~?
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Husk: *puts cards on the table* Two pair. What you got, legs?
Angel: *slams cards down* Ha! Triple Queens! I win, asshole!
Husk: *squinting at the cards* Angel, that's only two Queens. I beat ya.
Angel: Nah, look! *points with exaggeration at each card* One... Two... and *points to himself* Three Queens, baby!
Husk: *groans* Angel, that isn't-
Angel: *already helping himself to the pot* They hate to see a bad bitch winning...
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