#giselas lil edits

[just-random-obsessions]

This is gonna be a long post so sorry to all the people who follow me for Loki.

Edit: I forgot to give credit to @ceridwenofwales for the amazing album covers! Thx!

The Heathens

Genre: Metal

Lead Singer: Sigtryggr Drums: Ubba Guitars: Erik and Sigefried Bass: Bloodhair

Yggdrasil

1) Pheonix

2) Fuck The Irish

3) I Love Stiorra

4) Shield Wall

5) Yggdrasil

6) Don’t Piss Off The Gods

7) L’Oreal (Because I’m Worth It)

8) Fuck You Better (Metal Cover)

9) Kill Them All

10) Fire Arrows

11) Heathen’s Theme Song

12) We’re Afraid Of The Nuns feat. The Good Christian Boys

Fun Facts!

~ Sigtryggr has a very long argument with the rest of the rest of the band on whether they should add Track 3 to the album or not. Erik took his side because “if he wants to sing about his love, he should”.

~ Bloodhair and Sigtryggr used to be L’Oreal models before joining the band; Sigefried used to be the lead singer.

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The Good Christian Boys

Genre: Metal

Lead Singer: Uhtred Guitars: Sihtric and Finan Bass and Rock Piano: Osferth Drums: Stiorra

Bebbanburg

1) Welcome To The Bastard Life feat. Lil’ Aethelstan

2) Thank God I’m Pagan

3) Bebbanburg

4) Women (I Love Them)

5) Valhalla

6) Heaven

7) I Love My Wife (sung by Sihtric)

8) Uncle Issues feat. Aelfric

9) Fergalicious (Metal Cover)

10) Babysitters feat. Eadith

11) Turd feat. Sigtryggr

12) Too Good A Woman (For God Alone) feat. Hild

13) Arselings feat. Leofric

14) Destiny Is All

15) Ale, Women, And Prayer (sung by Finan and Osferth)

Fun Facts!

~ Uhtred and Sihtric used to be Instagram models before starting a band with their friends Finan and Osferth.

~ Originally, Finan was on the drums while Uhtred played guitar and was singing/screaming. When Stiorra joined the band she kicked Finan to the guitars and took over the drums. Finan is still pissed.

~ Lil’ Aethelstan is a rapper who is good friends with Sihtric and Osferth. They almost started their own band but Aethelstan wanted to be a rapper while Sihtric and Osferth decided to join Uhtred and Finan.

~ Eadith is a Nordic Folk music artist with Aethelflaed and Leofric is a country artist.

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Abbess

Genre: Christian Rock

Lead Singer: Hild Guitar and Rock Violin: Beocca Guitar and Trumpet: Young Uhtred Bass: Aelswith Drums: Pyrlig

Amazing Grace

1) Daddy Issues (sung by Young Uhtred)

2) Baptism

3) Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned (Sorry Daddy I’ve Been Naughty)

4) Stupid Nature feat. Uhtred the Older

5) Of The Water Bucket

6) Warrior Priest

7) On The Battlefield

8) Wash Out My Mouth (With Ale)

9) Armored Nun

10) A Young Deacon (sung by Young Uhtred)

11) The Bastard Thinks feat. Leofric

12) Saving My Father (sung by Young Uhtred)

Fun Facts!

~ Pyrlig used to be a martial arts teacher before joining the band.

~ Interviewers keep asking Beocca what a “rock violin” is and he just says “it’s a violin but rock n roll, deal with it”.

~ Stiorra wrote Track 3 because “‘sorry daddy I’ve been bad’ and ‘forgive me father for I have sinned’ are the same thing but mean completely different things” and she thought it would be funny.

~ Uhtred the Younger is still trying to get his father baptized because “fourth time has gotta be the charm”.

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The Turds

Genre: Rock

Lead Singer: Alfred Guitars: Aelfric and Edward Bass: Aethelhelm Drums: Aethelwold

Jackasses

1) God’s King feat. Aelswith

2) My Bastard Children

3) Gruel (I Need Meat)

4) It Was Done (To Damn You)

5) Praise Him feat. Aelswith

6) Rightful King (sung by Aethelwold)

7) Good Christian Boys feat. Abbess

8) Lord Of Bebbanburg (sung by Aelfric)

9) Middle Finger From Heaven

10) Ambitious (sung by Aethelhelm)

Fun Facts!

~ Officially, they are just a rock band but their consistent amount of songs about God leads many people to label them as Christian Rock.

~ Alfred is a vegan and promotes the lifestyle to everyone. He pushes the rest of the band to be vegan before eventually being kicked out of the band “for being to annoying” about his veganism. The new lead singer had yet to be announced and rumors say the band has split up because they couldn’t get along.

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Fuck Men

Genre: Metal

Lead Singer: Brida Guitars: Mildrith and Skade Bass and Rock Flute: Iseult Drums: Gisela

Kill All Men

1) A Warrior Alone

2) Men Aren’t Actually That Bad (sung by Iseult and Gisela)

3) I Won’t Warm Your Bed

4) Half Your Life (All Your Madness)

5) I Have Tits

6) Keep Your Eyes Closed

7) Feminsit Anthem

8) Stick Up Your Ass

9) Collectively Men Are Dumb (Individually We Love Them)

10) Ragnar (The Only Good Man)

11) She-Wolf

Fun Facts!

~ Stiorra played drums for the band before leaving to join her father’s band. She was replaced by Gisela.

~ The band’s first name was “Uhtred’s Ex-Lovers Who Now Hate Him” however the name was too long, and Iseult and Gisela don’t hate him so they scrapped it.

~ Rumor has it that Mildrith is soon to leave the band because “being the only Christian is rough sometimes”. Apparently, while Iseult and Gisela have “been incredibly kind,” Brida and Skade have been “unbearable at times”.

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