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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.
12 years old James: You're cute.
*6 YEARS LATER*
Regulus: I hate you.
James: Love you too.
That's it.
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ofekma · 6 months
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"noo but this time it's different! Our antisemitism is morally justified! We really do have a good reason to hate the jews!" - every antisemic person at any point in history.
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anteroom-of-death · 1 month
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It always drives me insane, but especially now, how people dismiss 12 and Clara as romantic canon or eventually subtextually romantic. We've seen the Doctor in Canon romantic love. We've seen the Doctor in Canon best friends situations.
With his arguably biggest (based on how insane the fandom and writers, especially rtd are/cling onto) nu who love interest, Rose. When she's in danger he's fawning and doesn't bend. 10, especially isn't furloughed in morals as much as 12. (Or 9, but this is a different talk for another day.) He's not laying awake thinking if he's good or evil. He just accepts and goes.
When Rose and the whole Doomsday plot happens, all 10 does is burn up a sun to say good-bye. (Then treat Martha like shit until uWu Donna time.)
With Clara, he frequently goes to the next level. Hell, most his words in seasons 8 and 9 is her name! He's jealous in a way he never was with Mickey at Danny. He's constantly at odds with himself. He feels and acts legitimately threatened.
When she is finally dying. He loses all pretense, gives into his urges and threatens genocide, holds hostage, coups and kills. He is willing to undo his past of saving Gallifrey from falling, to save her. Keep her. Hold her.
It's only when Clara reels him in does he think differently. Go a different route. Be nicer. Chose a shard of kindness to the rest of the universe.
They both brought out the best and worst in each other until the bitter end.
"Friendship" my ass. That's real, toxic, deep all-consuming love.
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gentil-minou · 7 months
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This is the dumbest argument I've ever heard
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I can't think of any hobby more wallet friendly than picking up a pencil and paper. Like this is just plain stupid.
Also, I'm not an artist and I don't have drawings skills, but sometimes I paint little watercolors for myself and I have fun even though they look awful, and that's the entire point.
Also also, since I can't draw and I still want to share my ideas, I write. And yeah it takes practice but THATS THE POINT. There's so many genuine ways you can share your ideas with the world.
Hell, model with clay, act out a dumb video, draw stick figures, do whatever. I promise all of that is a better rendition than a program that isn't actually intelligent and is just giving you results based on keywords like a glorified search engine
Just say you want recognition for something you stole and didn't care enough to put the effort in and shut up
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darlingshane · 3 months
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he's got a professor vibe going on here that i can't handle.
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zombiapocalypz · 7 months
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.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
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serevena · 1 year
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Topping Ellie is as if the whole world has come to a halt.
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You’d teased her about it for months into the relationship, telling her that there was just no way she was just a top.
And your instincts proved to be right. A couple puffs of smoke and you were both completely out of it, and as one thing led to another..Ellie was,, whining. Her etched arm on your torso as her nails dug into your chest. You found yourself looking up at her, her eyes filled with nothing short of pleading. Your brows furrowed, lips formed into a thin line as you had one hand on her hip. She grinded down on your thigh, short and shaky breaths coming passed her chapped lips as her eyes squeezed shut. She didn’t dare to look at you anymore, knowing there was a large chance that you’d be making a face that she knew was to mock her.
Her hand slid under your shirt shortly after, squeezing at your breast as she hid her face in the crook of your neck now. She let out soft moans, vulgar words, breathy pleads.
“Please..oh, fuck..”
She spoke, letting out countless pornographic sounds to sink into the midnight air. You gripped her hip harder, kissing at her neck softly before leaving bites behind. She was so pathetic. So wet. And all for you.
That’s it, El..Cum for me..
Doin’ so well.
You like that?
Your words made her float into oblivion, her trails of Pre-cum all over your exposed thigh. Her grip on your body got rougher with time, as did yours. She was working absolute goddamn wonders on you..you couldn’t help but push your thigh up just to let it fall back down half a second later. Ellie practically yelled at the forceful impact, feeling her insides tighten.
“Fuck!”
This was gonna be a long, long night.
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kweza · 9 months
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the first title ever given to God in the Bible is given by a woman, Hagar, who calls Him El Roi or "The God Who Sees Me." but sure, He hates women. okay yeah i totally believe it.
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gunsatthaphan · 11 months
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"since we’re alone now...”
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mrsoulstice · 3 months
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Guys after the 4th round of 3 days in a row
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copainant · 8 months
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I Can See You (RoyAi's Version)
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starker1975 · 3 months
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Lmao one day I’ll stop posting tik toks but today is not that day. Like, these photos paired with this song, fulfilling a romantic ship trend… tagged Irondad and spiderson. 🤣😅
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darlingshane · 1 year
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– REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal
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spitinsideme · 3 months
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I JUST WATCHED TROLLS 2 AND 3 AND POMNI AND FAGATHA ARE LITTERALY THAT ONE COUPLE IN TROLL 3 THEY ARE ACTUALLY BRUCE AND HIS WIFEE!!!! THEY ARE THEM!!!!
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first of sll, i want to sy that youre completely right and this is kind of them and secomd of all, i am about to be hormh for trolls 2 world tpur delta the country troll because i need to talk aboitit so badly. im putting a warning now that i am going to he HORNY i will get NSFW !!! i jst neees to get this off my chest i domt.care read at your own risk ive warned yo all
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for the record, i love and respext women and i think all women are complex and have so muxb to.them. i also am normal
this womaj right here ... this love of my life .. never ib my life hav ei thought that trolls coukd have sex appeal, i domt look st them and think yeah whatever fuckable because they never have. bit her ? her aura lf sadness, her i take no shit thing, her toughness ... god i get the sex appeal now i fucking get it because i want her so .. so badly ...
i want to.fuckimg RIDE her and i donr even mean her horse side i dont want to ride her like a cowgirl bit god if she wants to do it in cowgirl position i happily fucking ill get in posoition ill get rrady and god o will JUMP on whateber thr fucm she will have me juml on i dont even lime dick but if she had one ? im giving the most sloppy, toe curling, gut wrenching, hair pulling, blood sucking, world ending, pussy shatterimg, cock destroying, orgasm overload head of the WORLD. illngive a mew meaning to a blowjob and if she has a pussy shit ill fuckong eat it too id do whatever she wnated id get on my knees for her id hump the FUCK out of her four horse legs shw wpukd have my wetness stuck in her fur for weeks afrer that and id lick kt lff okay id clesn it off for her id use my tongue skills tp do the jlb RIGHR and id ensing eery ssimgle second of having my tomfue on her. i want her to mount me like a fuckong horse i want her on.top of me as i lay stosmxh on.the floor i want her destroying me i want my inskde ANNIHILATED !!!! i want her to fuck me so hard my ovaries become scrambled eggs abd she tames them out, fries them, seasoms them, and serves them to me on a plate and tells me i did a good job with her beautoful southern voice. i want her to literlly obliterate me i want her to trample me i want my stomach lining to be destroyed becayse she wilm shove her hoove so far down my thrlst that it will cause friction burn and make my saliva acidic i liteelaly want her to est me oit and make me see god and have him be disgusted and terrfied at the sounds im makimg he needs to be scared and regret ever making genitals for humans becayse the face and the sounds i will be making will caise him to start planning a homosapien extermaination to start over humanity because hes terrfied of what he created by giving humajs sexual pleasure thats how good she will eat me out.
and.god her voide ? her fucking voice ? her southern accent ???? take me already ??? i want tp make her scream i need to mske her scream i want to.her her say my namewith her southern accent and i want her to call me sweerie throufhout it and ill make sure i please her so much that she will say it bwcause indeserce ir after makung her eyes rolls baxk and her legs kick i wanr her to kick me as shes having an orgasn i aant her o literally send me flying woth her kicks she shpukd kick me so hard that inget internal bleeding but, even with blood driping down my mouth from my lungs being punctured from my broken ribs, i come back.to help ride her throifh her orgasm and give her as many more as she wants i want her pulling my hair until she rips it all out and ingo bald id have a wig eveey single time and id suoer glue it onto my head so i coukd fall how jars shes pulling i wsnt her to pull that superglued wig off every time and i want to have my skull showikg by the ampunt of skin and musfle she pulled off
AND THE HAID ???THE FUCKING HAIE ???? GOD !!!! IM GETTING STARTED ON THAT BECAUSE JESUF FUCKING CHRIST I MEAN JOLLY FUCKING JEEZ ILL DO ANYTHING JUST TAKE ME ALREASY !!! her hair looks sosos soft and i want to touch jt .. i woukd beg for some of her hair, and then id take crochet courses abd lesrn how to crochet and after id do all that and do lots of practice id make knickers and a bra using the hair she had so kindly given me and id wear it every single day every single hour eveeh single minite for all the secknds that pass and it wpukd feel like delta herself touching me everyrwhere in those places for so long id even make fill on clothes out of he rhair and id wear them rverday and id get the appeal of clorhed sex, id never take my clothes off anymore, i woukdnt even have to because just having those clothes on would count as clothed sex becaause of how lustful id feel just wesing them. everyrime id move and the fricrion make the clorhes get mkre omto my body id start sweating, abd the swear would make the cllthes stick mkre tonmy body abd at that point id have the mosr earth desteoyong orgasm, the ground bellw me would be so destroyed that i could see the other side of the world from the hole i jjst created using my hole do you undeeatand ? im gay for herm i want her. i want to make a dildo using her hoove shape, and then i want to make a.cover for it using her hair anr that thong woukd be inside me every single fucking dsy nonstop id neve rtake ir our, by day two it woukd be disimtegrated because of how wet id made ir i woukd mske it out of steel or whateve5 fuckingg stromg ass materail but the poert of my pussy and love woukd get it to disintgerate and go soggy lke paper. that thing woukd merge inside me that it woukd count as a third limb it wpukd count as a whole new beong inside me id name it. my medical records would have tonbe changed to account for the thing i made in her honour because it ould nor officialby be part of me. it woukd be in there forever.
basiclsly, what im trying to say is, i think shes a reallyy cool charavter 👍
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holyarchistud · 4 months
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Christmas at home is always a difficult time for me. My parents are very intense and extroverted people, and living in another city has made me lost the habit of their pace. I have managed to achieve peace and slow down in my life, but when I return to my family home, everything is three times faster and three times louder. That's why this year I'm sitting in a rocking chair and crocheting, it gives me some sense of security.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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aholotte · 2 years
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anyways I love mspecs and lesboys and turigirls and multigender people and cusper people and people with complex or contradictory identities and people with “outdated” identities and people with good faith identities that are put into the dni list of some asshole and queer people who aren’t “queer enough” for some people and “too queer” for others and who Queered Wrong and who don’t fit society’s expectations and anyone who lives their best life without caring about what discourse-addicted tiktok users have to say about their authentic identity and
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