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nyoomfruits · 5 months

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in a fit of complete insanity i wrote like. 4k today SO. here's a snippet of the popstar!lando/driver!oscar fake dating au :)

“All right,” Lando says, clicking the seatbelt close as an employee of the hot laps finishes fiddling with the camera and shuts the car door. “Send it, baby.”

Oscar snorts. “Are you sure you want me to send it?”

“Yeah, mate,” Lando says, and he’s grinning, excitement clear in his face. “I can read you, Oscar Piastri. You’re a sweet guy. You’ll treat me right.”

“Sure,” Oscar says, and floors it.

Lando lets out what Oscar can only describe as a delighted scream as the car goes flying off onto the race track, going from 0 to 100 in no time. Oscar jerks the steering wheel, only breaks a little bit as he sends it through the first corner, and Lando laughs, a bright, elated sound, and says, “Oh, you’re going to ride me good, aren’t you?”

Oscar snorts, would pinch the bridge of his nose if his hands weren’t currently occupied on the steering wheel. “I mean, that’s one way to word it,” he says, as they weave their way through the first few corners.

“Seriously, can I hire you?” Lando asks, and Oscar nearly sends them flying into the gravel, only just managing to save it. Lando lets out a surprised little squawk as he’s flung against the door.

“What, to ride you?” Oscar asks, because for sure that’s not what Lando means, but it’s. Well. The implication.

Lando is grinning, Oscar can see the mischievous little sparkle in his eyes in the rearview mirror. “Yeah!” He says. “In a car, of course.”

“Of course,” Oscar says. Lando is a weird little dude. He’s not sure what he’s supposed to think of him yet, but it’s the first time today he’s allowed to have a little bit of fun without constantly receiving pitying looks and well meant back pats, so. He’ll take it.

“I’m working on a music video, for my new single,” Lando finally elaborates. “I’ve been thinking of doing some stuff with fast cars, maybe.”

Oscar hums, sends the car flying down the straight, really flooring it. Lando lets out something that lands somewhere between a delighted cackle and a terrified scream.

“Maybe not this fast,” he yells over the roar of the car, gripping his seat and nearly hitting his head on the dash as Oscar hits the break for the corner and sends Lando flying forward.

“Hey, it’s all or nothing,” Oscar says, grinning as he presses the accelerator again, and Lando laughs.

“I like that about you, Oscar Piastri,” he says, and then promptly bangs his helmet against the car door as Oscar sends the car through another corner.

#landoscar #mctwinks #twinklaren #give me a taste #i'm at 5k now and i've just like. finished whats essentially the set up lmao strap in for another 20 to 30k'er people

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euesworld · 1 year

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"You are beauty, you are grace.. now pucker your sexy ass lips and give me a taste."

Kiss me like you can taste my heartbeat - eUë

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noecoded · 7 months

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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band

#the worst TWO people you know.beel got dragged into tjis #their band iscalled fatal attraction.asmo came up w it #&they give beel lollipops on stage so he can use both his hands but stillhas something 2munch on......#someone said asmo wld be problematic like 2000s jeffree star and i yhinkthey were on to somethinng #i think his interpersonal conduct with fans would be really distasteful in a way that bands cld only get away with during the 2000s #he wld be well liked. but he wouldhave an effect on them that permanently dmgs their taste in partner and psyche #like his ego wld be just kind of annoying until fans start getting his signature tattooed onthem and stuff and it would immediately go to #asmos head so badd to the point where being arnd him is like an impossible task unless ur the worldsbiggest pushover& soo patient #mine #obey me #asmo #beel #belphie

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thelostmoongazer · 7 months

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yeah he's baby girl or whatever

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #winter king #winterkov #/ suggestive #yeah dont even look or breathe in my direction #I think i might lean back into posting more suggestive stuff again #nothing super debaucherous but yknow #also i like drawing wk a little bit aged despite him altering his appearance however he likes yknow #give him a tasteful aging and nice graceful wrinkles <3 #moon art #simon x winter king #selfcest #simoncest #i look at those tags and i admitedly hate them fbdhjvfbh but someone asked me to tag it #ive never liked the ''selfcest'' tag cuz it has connotations i dont particularly agree #but if its for the sake of tagging appropriately ill do it whatever

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stiffyck · 2 months

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#i cannot stand the taste of water it actually makes me like. nauseous #no matter if its cold water or warm water or water from the sink or bottled water #i just do not like water i need something to give it a better taste #stiff talk #polls

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bagelb0nes · 2 months

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aroaceleovaldez · 6 months

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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kimodraw · 9 months

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yet ANOTHER op dump ive been drawing them so much to keep away from the horrors (waiting for an answer abt a dream internship)

#one piece #one piece fanart #sanzo #zosan #sanji vinsmoke #roronora zoro #namivivi #nami #vivi nefertari #nico robin #perona #nami cheated can you believe some ppl on twitter when i first posted this thought she didnt cheat #not tagging dungeon meshi bc that would be rude to fellow taste havers (dungeon meshi fans)#but sanji would have fun in there :))#caption for the first one is :#i drew this for bisexual reasons but if you want to give me feminist intentions #hawkeye initiative style well thats fine with me

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drdepper · 11 months

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Hopping on the schmooching express!🚂

You better count me in on @ashipiko lipstick challenge have also been loving everyone else's entries AAAA

@dibbledoodle was a bit funky and made this more interesting by using a character wheel and by random get a character to smoocharoo with, evidently i got Epel! He might not be Vil but he still deserves all the kith in the world~

But it seems to not be quite over yet..