#give me all the gardens

[solarpunkani]

*poke poke*

*nudge*

You wanna guerrilla garden some swamp milkweed around a retention pond so bad.

#solarpunk #guerrilla gardening #gardening #guerilla gardening #out of queue #ani rambles #me cataloguing seeds: #bot. interests seed packet: swamp milkweed grows great around ponds! #me: swamp milkweed grows great around ponds.... retention ponds.....? #i don't have the balls to do it rn because all the nearest retention ponds i can think of are like #either by highways or fenced in #but if someone has the courage and ability to do so. this is me giving out the idea. #i am in the 'retention ponds need some fuckin COLOR' camp #BEAUTIFY THAT THANG #i mean. I have so many packets of swamp milkweed seeds its unreal. #hypothetically if i were to obtain some clay.... i already have worm castings.... i just need to be able to make seed bombs.... #maybe get a friend to be my accomplice and drive me around as i yeeteth deleteth

[clouvu]

I love them your honor

#genshin leaks #genshin impact #arlecchino #sandrone #arledrone #I HONESTLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE LONG HAIR ON ARLE BUT THEY REALLY DID SOMETHING BY GIVING HER A LOW PONYTAIL;;; #rika pokemon looking ass..... i love u sm #sandrone looks SO pretty too and I wasn't expecting her outfit to be as dark as it is #also curious about the lil key thing jammed into her back ngl she's like a lil wind up toy #LOWKEY kinda grieving over her being the size of a garden gnome tho #@ the other 5 tall woman model sandrone believers we lost #random observation but i like how in all of sandrone's appearances she either is making a neutral :I face or a :) face #despite this I still can and will draw her looking like she's constipated because it's funnier #her being officially short now only proves my point further because short people are closer to hell and thus angrier #just like me fr

[tigergendermoved]

#cookie clicker #im addicted to this game all i do all day is stare at the garden #crumbspores..... you wanna grow so bad.... you wanna give me sweet sweet mutations... ooooohhhh.......

[teejaystumbles]

little fuckboi Dream with his faithful companion the waterbottle lol

for @dancinbutterfly's Fuckboi Dream Was Forced To Experience The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Alive And All He Got Was This Stupid Husband (by Fall Out Boy)

#thank you for giving me all the reference pictures!! #own art #dream of the endless #fuckboi Dream vs Torture Garden #dreamling #fic rec #the sandman fanart #the sandman fanfiction #fuckboi dream #teejaystumbles

[midnight-in-town]

Weirdly enough, I’m with Twilight on this, not necessarily on the setup possibility, but on the idea that Melinda’s fishy and that, maybe, she figured out who Yor was (Anya’s mom/Loid’s wife) as she initially invited her to come along. 

After all, the main theme of this story is about fake identities, lies and deceiving others. Since the Desmonds and the Forgers are clearly mirroring each other narratively speaking, as the antagonists vs main characters, it just wouldn’t surprise me if Donovan and Melinda were as untraditional, as a married couple, as Loid and Yor are. 

Let me explain: until two weeks ago, almost no reader really thought Melinda would appear any time soon nor that she would be as relevant as she’s turning out to be. Why is that? Because Sensei had a lot of fun so far writing a story in which Berlint’s high society is depicted as very traditional (with the men having the important jobs while women... idk, take care of the house or go shopping?).

Of course, that’s something the made-up family of Loid, Yor and Anya only pretends to live up to, as they subvert all these tropes with pride. For example, Loid is the one who cooks and sews, Yor is the strongest character in the whole series and Anya’s on a whole other level of "gifted”. 

That’s why I just wouldn’t be surprised if the Desmond family only pretended to be on the same level of “traditional” that the rest of their peers expect them to be, only for Melinda to weigh as heavily in the plot as her husband (if not more!). 

In other words, sure, Donovan Desmond is the head of an ultra nationalist conservative party, but does this mean Melinda was just introduced to play the dutiful wife act?

maybe (after all, WISE has nothing on her and she does sound lonely, with most of her friends being from before she was First Lady)

but maybe not because that’s only a cover that she deceives others with, as she plays a big part in her husband’s war plans or in an entirely different business

TL;DR

If the ladies are actually stronger and scarier than their husband in this series, then Melinda is a real foe we’ll have to watch out for, as a good match up for Yor.

Stay tuned, this chapter was insane lmao.

#spy x family #melinda desmond #yor forger #loid forger #donovan desmond #anya forger #damian desmond #sxf theory #my analysis #sxf66 #someone asked me whether Melinda is shaking or actually trying to stifle a laugh in this last scene #and i have no freaking idea because she's really tough to read #that's why i'd rather be on the safe side by suspecting her as much as Donovan #the lack of parenting might not be Donovan being a super strict dude she maybe doesn't give a damn either because she'd rather plan for war #waiting for the plot twist when Donovan reveals he did all this because he was truly inspired by his wife's ideals #or maybe sensei is not that untraditional and Melinda just is quite invested in her husband's ideas #but i love the idea that it's the other way around because for example Yor and Garden are on a much more dangerous scale than Wise and Loid #even if ultimately the story is really about Loid's mission #all that to say for now I think Melinda is as equally shady as Donovan and sensei can prove me right or wrong whenever

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Give me a fic where Romione go to the past and raises baby Harry. Please. Like why do we not have any. My boy also deserves someone going to the past to save him, like really imagine baby Harry growing up with these two people who loves him unconditionally and will fight Dumbledore (fist fight even) for his safety. Imagine Ron teaching baby Harry to fly, while Hermione helps him with his homework. The first time Harry eats with them, he starts hyperventilating because he doesn't know if all that food is for him. Imagine, they both went to the past to save the world because their Harry is dead. Imagine, Ron nearly cried when Harry asked him if they will leave him because he is a freak. Imagine, a grown Hermione with her controlled ruthlessness dealing with the Dursleys. Imagine, how lovely the story would be — imagine how happy Harry would grow up to be.

#golden trio #i imagine them going to the past to save harry #but end up going too far #and when they go to him #they see him #in all his 10 year old glory tending the HUGE garden under the sun #wearing way too large clothes #imagine them raging #imagine imagine harry with a happy home #and its his two best friends who know him SO WELL #yet never really knew him bc he never told them much about dursleys (or not properly anyways #) #just i wajt them all to be happy please #hermione granger #harry potter #ron weasley #hjp #harry james potter #the golden trio #i love these three together but i can't find a single au w just #Hermione #ron #traveling #for #some #reason #it's always harry who chooses to back to save the world 😭 or harry and Hermione or the three of them #give me #romione #raising baby harry pls

[timemachineyeah]

I think in the next Animal Crossing, you should have to earn your control over the environment. And I don’t just mean working to get terraforming, I mean, like, earning it before getting to decide where other people’s homes are and stuff.

Idk, the deserted island is fun but I kind of hope in the next one we’re back to being a new face in an already established rural community. And you can still progress to moving absolutely everything on the map and decorating each square foot and flower to your liking, but, like… these other people have lives of their own.

I like knowing a rando isn’t gonna move onto my carefully curated flowerbed and ruin my path, but I don’t like how much the villagers in ACNH feel like fashion accessories rather than neighbors.

#timemachine wuz here #acnh #animal crossing #also Isabelle should be mayor #also I know I said this before the last game but we should get to choose a biome #and maybe even change the biome later idc #it’s not that I am opposed to godlike control of town aesthetics #I miss being able to choose themes for public buildings like let me redesign town hall cowards #it’s that I don’t want the villagers to be just another piece of furniture #I want them to feel individual and relationships with them to matter #like in new leaf you had to have a good relationship with villagers before they’d request a public works project #so if you wanted to decorate your town you had to befriend your neighbors #and certain requests would only come from certain personalities #so you had to get to know ALL your neighbors #which gave you the reward or breaking through a cranky or snooty’s shell and seeing their dialogue change #not like the crafting recipes which might be personality locked but they’ll just give it to you #idk I just want to feel more cozy again. less Instagram more strange comedic zen garden with animal friends y’know?

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

if I had a nickle for every time david tennant as the doctor avoided regeneration and changing his face by splitting into two so that ultimately his companion could keep a (domestic) version of him by their side and he could have "the one adventure he never had".... I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

#who knows how many more david tennants are out there #i mean at this rate they can fill up half the universe that the flux destroyed just with more characters all played by david tennant #and you bet your ass I'd tune in to watch #this is not me complaining #because the absolute joy of seeing that personification of anxiety get to REST????? #and let himself be COMFORTED??? #unmatched #also NCUTI WAS INCREDIBLE??? #can't wait for all that is next #maybe pop by 14s shed in donnas garden every couple seasons #to give david a hobby to come back to every few years #doctor whi #doctor who 60th anniversary #dw the giggle #the giggle #dw #david tennant

[moregraceful]

one time my mom told me that our young neighbors loved our persimmons so much that they decided to plant some trees of their own. so they planted four persimmon trees ☠️

#OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILDREN LMAO #we have two trees planted in 80s. they put out conservatively at least 300 persimmons each. maybe more #FOUR PERSIMMON TREES #fuck around and find out of ALL time #<- says the guy who is inheriting a house with 14 different fruit trees on the property #i feel real fear when i think about my future sometimes #not bc i am afraid of growing old. but bc i am afraid of the amount of gardening i will be doing #but like what am i gonna do - cut down the persimmon trees? those trees are my family. all the fruit trees are my family #anyway if any of you are like should i plant 1-4 persimmon trees? NO just COME TO MY HOUSE i will GIVE YOU THEM FOR FREE #fresno oilers.txt #feelin real chatty tonight but i was just at church for 5 hours and am trying to recover from the yearning #so i can get started editing my fth fic #i got stuck in traffic while going to church tho and untangled a motif that was driving me crazy so i'm feeling MUCH better abt it #and we stay silly above it all

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

when yuuji and megumi finally got together, what were everyone’s reactions? like inumaki and panda obviously threatened yuuji in the most nonsensical way possible but what about gojo and nanami and the others? like finally seeing their little boy grow up to be old enough to date and immediately going for the worst possible candidate in a lot of people’s minds *cough—the zenin—cough*.

if gojo was on the verge of a mental breakdown from just giving Megumi The Talk, i can’t imagine just how hard it hit him that his little sea urchin was growing up so fast.

What must be understood is that the second years have been following their relationship from its inception like it’s their favorite soap opera. Maki clocked it when Megumi tried to kill Kamo Noritoshi with an elephant over him and all of them have been overly invested in it since. Those are their beloved kohais. They’re both so stupid and vulnerable. Like idiot babies. They want them to be happy idiot babies who hold hands.

Yuuta would fight special grade curses with one hand and text Maki with the other to find out if they were dating yet and maki would text back “no but they each killed a special grade and megumi has a domain expansion now” and Yuuta would text back “what am I MISSING”. Inumaki thought if they gave them nine years or so megumi would work himself up to a hand graze and Yuuta would freak out because they don’t have that kind of TIME. Panda texted Yuuta in a panic weeks after everyone else figured it out to tell him that he thinks megumi and the kid who’s sukunas vessel like each other and Yuuta had to pretend to be surprised as if the entire matter was not giving him stress sweats from Africa.

The unofficial reaction was that maki sent a gif of a ship coming into port into the group chat and everyone celebrated like it was new years and the ball had just dropped because thank fuck it finally happened.

As a side note, the second years all consider themselves parents of three and are only half joking about that fact. It’s so hard raising teens. The little shits keep fighting things. None of them have any social skills. All three of them are completely feral. They’re pretty sure nobara bit a purse snatcher the last time they went out into the city.

But that was the unofficial reaction. They can’t tell Megumi or Yuuji about that.

Yuuta actually gets a call from Megumi to tell him that he has a boyfriend, and he had to pretend like all this was news to him as if he had not spent the past three months more invested in this than anything in his own life. Yuuta told him that he was happy for him, and that he couldn't wait to meet Yuuji, and lived in blissful ignorance about the fact that Yuuji screamed into his own pillow for twenty minutes that night because Megumi came and told him that Okkotsu-senpai was important to him and he'd like it if they got to know each other.

Maki started a campaign of teasing Megumi about his new boyfriend, because she sort of loves giving her little nephew shit. Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard.

Inumaki and Panda had already given Yuuji the shovel talk (it was part of what made Yuuji realize he was completely in love with Megumi) and had a stunningly moving congratulations and dating advice speech for Yuuji that featured a power point presentation.

Its moving nature was slightly impacted by the fact that Inumaki gave it.

Inumaki patted him manfully on the back, and Panda gave him a brotherly hair ruffle, and Yuuji continued to be confused as to what the hell was up with the second years.

The issue with Gojo is that they can never tell when he's taking the piss or if he's being genuine. Like, Gojo loves giving him a hard time. It's a classic "Fushiguro is getting hit on" conundrum. Is he actually devastated that his little boy is growing up or is he just doing it to fuck with them?

Megumi insists that he's doing it to be an idiot and refuses to speak to him for days, which does not help with all the weeping.

Whatever the case, it's enough to annoy Nanami, because he keeps agonizing over how his baby was swept up by some jock who was going to steal his sweetness and Nanami would take offense on Yuuji's behalf because Itadori Yuuji is a gentleman and a delightful young man and Gojo should be glad that Megumi is dating someone like him.

Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard sometimes.

Nanami is just happy for them both and gives them both private congratulations wherein he tells them that he's glad they have each other and that they are good together. He is the most normal of them all.

#sea glass gardens #nobara just suffers because nothing lgbtq has happened to her recently and she has to witness all of this #it's right in front of her salad #she's disgustingly codependent with yuuji and megumi so she's on half their dates with them #she has to be there every time yuuji has a crisis over God's perfect man Okkotsu Yuuta #Yuuji: *doing facemasks and cuticle care with nobara* and THEN he told me that Okkotsu's /important/ to him. important! #Nobara: i thought this would end when you got exclusive smooching rights to fushiguro #Yuuji: don't call it that #Nobara: what are you worry okkotsu's gonna smooch him too #Yuuji: megumi said it's never been like that between them #Nobara: so what are you /worried/ about #Yuuji: i don't know! the universe bends to give him everything i love. everything! maybe /i/ just wanted to be the one important to him #nobara: are you an idiot. don't answer that. i already know the answer is yes. #Yuuji: can we stay on task here #Nobara: fushiguro has the bad taste to let you stick your tongue down his throat. you already /are/ important to him. #yuuji: but i'm not the universe's favorite being /okkotsu yuuta/ #Nobara: god you just do not deserve the homosexuality happening to you

[revlischarm]

That image of Mihawk and Perona gardening together just makes me think about like. Zoro learning how to garden during the timeskip.

Can’t just be living on Kuraigana island rent-free my guy, Mihawk says you gotta pitch in.

#sure Mihawk COULD have just given Zoro free sword lessons #but it’s much more fun to imagine that Zoro had to pull his weight around the island too #Zoro comes back after the skip with new sword moves AND inexplicably knows how to care for plants now #torn between telling them Mihawk gardens but also outing that he too gardened #idk man #it’s silly to me #give Zoro extra skills #all he knows how to do is swing sword and nap #op #one piece #roronoa zoro #revlis speaks

[kebriones]

If a game has a little house that you can decorate and fishing, you can use it to trap me for fifty to seventy-five years.

#i am a simple 60 year old man at heart #i want a little home to cook my food in and sleep #and a nice peaceful place to fish six hours a day #what's that about combat mechanics and bosses #no sir not for me #i want my little garden and my fishing rod #yes i tried giving elder scrolls online another chance today #and all i want is to fish and decorate my little house #i hate fighting

[dearmrsawyer]

we had the funeral on tuesday and the sun was out in full display, it was such a nice day. we had a v catholic ceremony bc that's what nonna would have wanted, alas none of us knew what to do bc only nonna and nonno are catholic jsdkjsd the priest v pointedly kept giving us explanations and instructions throughout, it was quite funny, idk if it was as obvious to everyone else that he was trying to guide us through what was going to happen lol. i did a reading, so i feel like i did my part to honor her. it was really nice to see a lot of nonna's old friends, who i used to see regularly as a kid, and when we went to the cemetery the sun was shining so bright. afterwards we went to a little cafe near the cemetery, i sat with my brother and his gf mostly, we were rating the food lol. it was a weird but good day.

#this is one of the photos we chose for the booklet thingie you get at a funeral #we ditched a bunch of family photos to include it lol it mattered! she was in love with animals. also her garden 🌱 #days swing wildly between feeling strangely normal and just feeling Strange #but we talk about her everyday so she feels present #i could tell other people felt more attached to the coffin than i did. to me she wasn't there she was in my memories #so i didn't give it much attention on the day #the photos in the booklet i was holding felt much more real #we had spares so we've put them up all over the house :) #tp

[keep-her-wild]

#i've been meaning to fuck you in the garden #oh baby up against the cherry tree #doing wild things in a wild land #playing in the dirt wrestling myself inside you #personal #baby girl I'll give it to you naturally #and it's all you and it's only #me

[spagkeitti]

guys !!! its the husbandz

#i cant believe haruto saying zihao is his husband made every sprout start loving zaomeis #i am very in support of combining our fanbases yes :’) #like it literally makes sense if zihao fans are sunflowers and haruto fans are sproutz and together we can both be the garden AHHHH #im addicted to the garden on twitter the bp fandom is so sweet :) #ALSO please remember not to actually ship these two theyre real people !!!!!! we’re all in on the joke OK OK ! #but they are besties me thinks im delusional:) #i need more husbandz + ricky crumbs pls someone on mnet give them all screentime #ok thats all #boys planet #haruto maeda #wang zihao

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

An ⭐I C O N⭐ stopping in the middle of a performance just to get a quick puff puff, while the rest of his band just keeps playing.

#he's all like “fuck it. I need my fix. those idiots will be fine w/o me. we're playing for like 20 people. not Madison Square Garden.” #he don't even give a single ounce of a fuck to move any hair strand out of the way of his mouth. what a fuckin' G. #It's Wes' world. We're just simpin' in it. #Wes Borland #Fred Durst #Sam Rivers #DJ Lethal #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole