Soap: Is Ghost pretty? Aye. Won't lie, he's a bonnie. Do I think about him a lot? Aye, all the time. Do I care about him? Aye. Do I wish he would run his thumb along ma' lips? 100%. Do I want him tae manhandle me? PLEASE. Does that make me gay? Na. It doesn't.
Gaz, holding a clipboard, stunned for his life: Say, will you repeat the fourth and fifth one again?
Soap: I want him tae manhandle me, Gaz, and brush his thumb across ma' lips—
Gaz: Get out.
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the woobification of hamas on this website is so astounding to me like. they literally filmed themselves murdering israeli civilians, including elderly people, children and even dogs, POSTED IT ONLINE, and tumblr leftists are still going "well actually there is no corroborated proof any of this has happened" like i have not seen this amount of stupidity in a very, very long time (maybe ever).
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RAIN WORLD ART MONTH ;; RIVULET
This is very likely the only one I'm gonna do I'M SORRY . Art block may be kicking my ass but I was legally required to draw a Rivvy or else my friend would die SO. Sketchy Rivulet be upon ye
You can also have this horrid thing from last month
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Fit (abt Tubbo): “If he knew what I was really doing here, he’d fuckin’ hate me. All of them would.”
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sonetto/vertin is the funniest ship to me because im halfway through the fourth chapter and this girl, this loyal military dog, doesnt know shit about vertin and its SO FUNNY TO ME that some mercenary girl who knew vertin for like, a few days? (as opposed to sonetto knowing her all their goddamn lives, basically) got to know vertin more than sonetto ever could and spedran a whole ass doomed by the narrative relationship
like this isnt me shitting on the ship, i love the fucking aspect of matilda being head over heels for an oblivious sonetto. and then sonetto being head over heels for an oblivious vertin, while being oblivious HERSELF, these girls are literally SO fucking funny. stop going to war and start going to therapy, perhaps
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anything in your tma american au in oregon or the northwest?
yeah. alice dyer. aliceheads out there move to oregon they mass produce bitches (said with love) like her over there i know 3,000 of them
(for entities: the vast has the whole pnw is a CHOKEHOLD. me being a midwestern piece of shit, the first time i saw a mountain up close i literally felt prey animal fear. nothing should be that big.)
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Sometimes I can sit down and actually get shit done. Sometimes I can attempt that realism bit. And then I get too tired of blending, so whatever the fuck this is happens, and I'll just accept it. Close ups under cut.
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