#giving jet graves a sword with the same gusto i gave noa a harmonica

[albatris]

fuck it, jet's getting a sword

#this is what happens when i dont get enough sleep #giving jet graves a sword with the same gusto i gave noa a harmonica #and i dont mean just in the ''jet is the type of dude to own a sword for aesthetic reasons just because Hell Yeah Sword'' way #bc this had already been established #he's gay and swords are sick as hell next question #im talking. final showdown #he's never BEEN in a final showdown before hes never even been in a fight #it's just like #well! shit seems like it's about to go down! he wants to be useful! he has no idea what the best way to Not Die is #he knows damn well he's gonna be useless if he has to use his fists to defend himself #he probly just looked around and was like ''ok what are my options'' and decided ''sword'' was his best bet #he's never used it before #but it's not like he's gonna be in a swordFIGHT it's just pointy and the most #threatening thing he owns #i know he gets to charge with it while screaming at the top of his lungs #idk whether he gets to Stab #jet graves is just super super not down for murder he's fuckin terrified