i will never be over the whump-fanfiction-level of suffering the writers of breaking bad put jesse pinkman through. like, first he has to endure the absolute monstrous menace that is walter white and his "affections" for a full year, but when he finally defeats him and is free from his control, he gets thrown into more abuse and slavery working for neo nazis??? for half a year??? he sleeps in a cage in the ground??? he has to watch his girlfriend be killed in front of him??? he is unrecognisable??? who wrote this i just want to have a talk (i know exactly who wrote this)
oh yeah and then they made el camino 6 years later because it wasn't enough apparently. what the fuck.
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reader : you know, back in my world...my universe, we sent these disks out on one of our first space probes. they were called the golden records and they contained things about us. our culture, our music, our world, our people. even our history and biology. all of it spanning over ninety minutes. scientists...they stated that those records? they will last over a billion years. could you believe that? they'll last longer than human civilization, and possibly any civilization after that. and if some alien species did find it in the far off future, did manage to learn how to play it...they'd be reading the last memoirs of the human race. we'd be gone but that record? it would be there, and then you realize...that was our way of finding immortality. those songs, those photos, those greetings; that was us. that was all of us, who we were; the last credible proof of our existence to a people who might have never heard of us. and then you realize, with all that time it might take, with all vastness of the universe it might have to travel...we're just...so small compared to it all.
jing yuan : ...i love you but i think you need to sleep.
reader : sleep...huh it also makes you think about the workings of the human body-
jing yuan : *slaps hand over your mouth* no.
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Vivienne Meijer: The Duchess of Laye opens up about her transformation from emo teen to style icon
Before she was the Duchess of Laye, she was just Vivi Meijer, a fourteen-year-old scholarship student at Amorica’s elite Elton Academy. “I never really fit in there,” Meijer says. Armorica’s favorite royal duchess, who turned 22 at the end of February, arrived to our interview right on time, looking stylish and unbothered in crisp white button-down and distressed boyfriend jeans. The classic look is a departure for Meijer, who was most famous for her emotrash mall fashion and purple lipstick until her 2014 engagement to Prince Jacques, third-in-line to the Armorican throne. “Thank god for my stylist,” she says, laughing.
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no matter how cool a song is musically / lyrically / in any other way, if there is ever an air horn sound included, I cannot take it completely seriously
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you know i rewatched star trek beyond recently (i'd seen it only once before and had fully forgotten how amazing it is) and i went insane at the surprise birthday scene because bones and jim are... dressed........ the same............. i was like "are they... sharing clothes????" i can't stop thinking about it BUT ANYWAY do you have a take on that?
Do I have a take on that?
...I mean, I guess I’ve thought about it once or twice over the years.
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Fave from Ocean Blvd?
Candy Necklace, Paris Texas, Did You Know..., Taco Truck x VB
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Tasuke being like "as a father and a human being, it's horrifying to see these poor girls get exploited and suffer; we have to do SOMETHING to change the system" really captures the feeling of what it's like to be into PMMM as an adult
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I just want you all to know, whenever you accidentally have to refollow me, I am as far from being upset so much as I am GRATEFUL. It gives me the chance to go oh!!! Oh you still love me!!! Oh thank GOODNESS! And you found your way back to me, I'm so GLAD. And then my heart does a giddy little two-step of happiness as I go about my day with a glow of joy.
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