he's the head of a sect that terrorized the jianghu for years, he's a swordsman with a singular person he can call his equal, he was too lazy to name his own blade so he just calls it 'blade', he's obsessed with his arch-nemesis and is begging him to stay alive so he can fight him again but also doesn't want to live without him, he never recovered from his divorce with said arch-nemesis and is coping badly about it, he's complaining about his ex's life choices while still helping him and letting him call him by his nickname, he's committing food crimes against his ex's bratty twink because he's bored, he's throwing hands with aforementioned twink for who gets to sleep in which guest room, he's a bitch and he's babygirl and his name is di feisheng
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Large two-piece stained glass window, custom lake scene; 4’x6’ & 4’ half round ebay dala-9536
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!
Imagine being 17 that’s so cringe /j
Anyway here’s ur present from me
OH MY GOD HELP HOLD ON FUCKING GOD I WHAT OMG I CANT WHAT SUMIIIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
THIS FIXED MY MARRIAGE CURED MY DEPRESSION GAVE ME STRAIGHT A’S WATERED MY CROPS BECAME MY THERAPIST TOOK ME BY THE HAND SHOWED ME THE LIGHT INVENTED HAPPINESS BECAME THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF GORGEOUS ASCENDED TO THE HEAVENS INVENTED NEW COLORS BECAME MY WILL TO LIVE MY SOLE GUIDE IN LIFE
BRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, PRETTY, ELEGANT, BREATHTAKING, GORGEOUS, ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING, HEAVENLY, STUNNING, EXQUISITE, CUTIEFUL, MAGNIFICENT, DIVINE, ALLURING, PLEASING, LOVELY, DELIGHTFUL, APPEALING, ENGAGING, WINSOME, RAVISHING, GORGEOUS, GLAMOROUS, IRRESISTIBLE, BEWITCHING, BEGUILING, GRACEFUL, AESTHETIC, HOT, SEDUCTIVE, FOXY, DIVINE, BEDDABLE, DAZZLING, FINE, GOOD LOOKING, GRACEFUL, GRAND, SPLENDID, SUPERB, WONDERFUL, SUBLIME, STATUESQUE, RAVISHING, RADIANT, IDEAL, ENTICING, CLASSY, ADMIRABLE, FANCY, ANGELIC, BEAUTEOUS, LUSCIOUS, FETCHING, ADORING, ADORABLE, SKRUNKLY, EMBELLISHING, FLAWLESS, PERFECT, PERSONABLE, DESIRABLE, SEDUCTIVE, SNAZZY, STRIKING, SHOW STOPPING, GLOSSY, EYE CATCHING, PRIME, TOP NOTCH, SENSATIONAL, PREMIUM, TEMPTING, MAGNETIC, CAPTIVATING, PREPOSSESSING, BRIGHT, LUMINOUS, CURVACEOUS, DOLL LIKE, TANTALIZING, FLAMBOYANT, GLORIOUS, SPECTACULAR, FANTASTIC, DANDY, JAW DROPPING, RAPTUROUS, BLISSFUL, SUMPTUOUS, LUXURIOUS, PALATIAL, SWANKY-
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Imagine being one of those overworked, underpaid, so far down the end credits no one ever sees your name people who work on these Haha Fuck Rich People! movies. The movies are made by rich people, the main cast is rich and famous, both the Relatable Poor Character and the Dumb Evil Rich Characters. I just idk must be kinda wild working on those projects in that position..
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