kurt: i’m in love with sebastian.
kurt: …thoughts?
santana: and prayers, girl. jesus.
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Cand Hearts Stuff
since i've officially finished s1 i've decided to dump some memes and incorrect quotes for this fic
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(After the Melody Forbes thing)
Y/n: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Quinn:
Y/n: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Quinn: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Y/n after Melody tried to convert him to veganism: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Brittany: You can eat a rock.
Santana: Air.
Tina: The fabric of time and space.
Quinn: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Y/n: You guys are not helpful.
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Y/n: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Brittany?
Brittany: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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Y/n finding out that Melody is a lesbian after they dated for half the summer:
Y/n's home life during season 2:
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Quinn, moments after Rachel gets home: Hey, babe? Do you think I could beat a turtle in a fight? Like, one of those really old ones?
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I love these incorrect glee quotes
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Mustang: How do you answer the phone?
Havoc: What up?
Ling: Who ‘dis be?
Edward: No, she’s dead, this is her son.
Mustang:
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Santana: Okay, so the first question is ‘What can you say about Santana?’
Britt: I could talk for hours about Santana, her favorite color is red, she likes her coffee with two milks and nine sugars, she won’t eat cookies that aren’t burnt to a crisp, her favorite season is summer because it’s warm, and she’s the love of my life.
Rachel: Uh, her full name is Santana Lopez and I think I saw her eat an apple once.
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*at a zoo*
Brittany : What are they in for?
Santana : Brit, this isn't prison.
Brittany : So they can leave?
Santana : No, but-
Brittany, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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sebastian: you give me emotional hard-ons.
kurt, blinking: i love you too.
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glee in 2022
teacher: you two can't go in the teachers' lounge, you're students, this is our sacred space...
santana: um ... we are both neurodivergent minors
brittany: *whispers* but i just turned 18...
santana: shhhh britt he doesn't need to know
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