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r0zeclawz · 1 year
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by the way the reason im an evil wizard is because a thousand years ago i was a humble peasant weaving baskets in a field but then the king destroyed my home to build his kingdom so i forged a pact with chaos so that i might bring him to his doom if you even care
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blastedking · 2 months
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Hunting wizards for sport vengeance.
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mossmanthemossman · 9 months
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I'm telling you nobody's built different like power metal fans. I love yall
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its-to-the-death · 4 months
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Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #26
Top two will make it into the bracket
Songs below the cut
The Mountain King - Villain: The Evil King (Just from the video thumbnail this looks intriguing and terrifying at the same time)
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That's Not How the Story Goes - Villain: Count Olaf
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Whatcha Playin'? - Villain: The Collector
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The World Revolving - Villain: Jevil
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Queen - Villain: Queen
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Noodles Can't Be Beat - Villain: Colonel Noodle
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Ai to Nikushimi no Saga - Villain: Sirius Tenrouin
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Spider's in the House - Villain: Harumi
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Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy - Villain: The Dark Wizard Zargothrax
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Soy Sauce for Geese - Villain: Geese Howard
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mjhartwork · 4 months
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I made a wraparound record cover for a powermetal album that (unfortunately) doesn't exist!
If you've listened to Maleficus Geminus, you likely know my rage at the death of the robot prince of auchtertool. Well, what if we could rebuild him? The front cover of this album features my (tentative and incomplete (i was on a deadline! sue me)) design of the robot prince of auchtertool, post-battle and mid-resurrection.
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pqleyr · 2 months
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Sozos Michael said WHAT???
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feyswilde · 2 months
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noble and true with a heart of steel 🫡
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uupiic · 1 year
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Thank gods that’s over. The Unicorn Invasion, I mean. Everybody is happily dead, or splattered on the nearest surface (same thing, really).
Everybody but the wizard :)
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Look! He got a brand new shiny wizard tower out of it! With a large fireplace! That’s what I call living the life!
From the ‘Keeper Of The Celestial Flame of Abernethy’ by Gloryhammer
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gentlemanjester · 10 months
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r0zeclawz · 11 months
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tentacleteapot · 11 months
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callout post for Zargothrax, Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy
okay listen I know a lot of us really love Zargothrax. he started out as a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field and I think that’s really relatable and endearing! but it does NOT excuse his toxic behavior. like everybody knows he’s a sorcerer but nobody talks about how he’s a sorcerer NEFARIOUS, with eyes that burn like fire, and I’m tired of staying quiet about it. why does nobody question the fact that he’s the master of nightmares? shouldn’t we be worried about that?
other problematic behavior:
forged a pact with chaos to bring the Prince of Fife to his doom
as previously mentioned, he’s a sorcerer nefarious, with eyes that burn like fire
slays those who dare oppose the power of his evil desires
wields the Laserblaster
is the dark lord of Dundee
and like that is just for STARTERS. even if a prince destroyed his home to build a kingdom new, does that really excuse the fact that he’s bound to the darkness? that evil lies in his brain? he’s the wizard king, chaos INCARNATE, you guys. we have to think about this stuff and be critical about our faves, regardless of whether or not the dawn of double wizard will reveal his fate.
I want to stress that I have a lot of compassion for the people who grew up admiring and looking up to Dark Lord Zargothrax, master of nightmares, keeper of celestial flame, wizard king, chaos incarnate. I totally get the desire any fan of his has to ride far away to the Fortress of Crail and revive the frozen wizard from his tomb of liquid ice, even if I think fighting to destroy and vanquish the name of the scion of the kingdom is king of taking it too far. not to mention unleashing the celestial flame! I just want people to be aware of who they’re supporting when they voice desires like this and to keep in mind who would be harmed if those goals were ever realized. just keep in mind that he’s a sorcerer nefarious, and he will bring the kingdom to its knees.
yeah.
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blastedking · 3 months
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So I made a replacement mod for the Wizard Sprites in Stardew Valley.
You can Download the mod on Nexusmods [[here]].
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potatoyiart · 5 months
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Zargothrax
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gabrielsellesty · 27 days
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I mean summer time ? 👀💦😂
I will go to hell
REDDIT MADE ME DO IT OKEY 😂
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winds-of-roses · 25 days
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HE WIELDS THE LASER BLASTER
DARK LORD OF DUNDEE
HE'S A SORCERER NEFARIOUS AND HE WILL BRING THE KINGDOM TO IT'S KNEES ‼️
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the-heaminator · 6 months
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I almost died drawing this but I've never been more proud of a drawing in my life
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