#gluck gluck 3000 for him

[zumurruds]

what ppl think laurent did post kr: uniting verakielos, establishing his reign, princely things

what laurent really did:

#captive prince #all naps induced after damen gave him the akielon gluck gluck 3000 btw

[deepseawarlock]

Uly, how are you able to get anything done with Elysia as a wife? Esp when she's eating you up like that

"Here's a secret, listen closely..."

"I don't. And I don't mind it."

@mythosisms

#/EATING HIM UPPP #/u mean the gluck gluck x 3000 #ulysses x elysia #mythosisms

[shibaraki]

besties I can’t sleep I’m writing pirate aizawa

#I wanna give him the gluck gluck 3000

[aureummel]

I wanna eat Joe Quinn's curly hair like noodles 🍜

#salem confesses her sins #i also wanna give him that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy gluck gluck 3000 but we can discuss that some other time #salem speaks #joseph quinn #joe quinn #eddie munson

[llynwen]

the feminine urge to go to london sometime after june 6th (when loki s2 starts filming)

#obsessive fan behaviour #like what do i think is gonna happen i offer him tje gluck gluck 3000 and he accepts?????? #🤡🤡 #ocw

[teuer]

im trying to get fucked by a friend I used to go to high school with 🥴

#he saw my private snap hehe might offer him some Gluck Gluck twister 3000 today #the ol twist and slurp

[imaushi-ji]

it's Benkei's birthday and I wanna cuddle him so bad 🥲

#happy birthday my love 💕 #the only man who's unlocked my size kink #and my other kink #but I refuse to say it out loud in front of others #gonna give him that gluck gluck 3000 😛 #from ⇢ the harem ♡ benji #ji ⇢ is typing

[jaylaxies]

FUCK

GET HIS SCHLONG OUT RN HE DESERVES THE GLUCK GLUCK 3000 MAX TONIGHT🗣️🔊‼️he looks way too good, the foreign air is getting to him oh god i can’t survive this, bring him home 😧💔

#🍓 — mari! #🩵 — jongseongie loml!

[minispidey]

Requests otw!

(Random gif idk)

Gluck gluck 3000

Steven Grant x reader

— sucking the poor guy off non-stop

Green Sleeves.

Jonathan Levy x f!reader

— you refuse to let him touch you unless he leaves his wife.

(Reminds me of Anne Boleyn tbh so the title is a reference 💅)

Dumbification.

Steven Grant x f!reader

— he finds out he has unbelievable stamina in bed, fucking you into oblivion 💅

#jonathan levy #jonathan levy smut #steven grant #steven grant smut #moon knight #oscar isaac #minispidey

[kneelingshadowsalome]

König can't be anything but K a l m bc the moment he relapsed and shows the slightest bit of his usual red flags me and my bestie are gonna be like "MY COMRADE, COMMENCE THE GLUCK GLUCK 3000" and suck him til he forgets how to speak

The girlies making him looks like chad alpha man who got not one but two girls clinging to his arm while making him do whatever they want with just the double action sloppy toppy

LOL I'm cackling like an evil witch here because he can be a giga chad for all I care and he still won't stand a chance against these two ladies. They have König on a leash and he doesn't even know it, he parades them down the street like he's their proud owner when in truth it's the other way around...

And everytime he gets another brilliant KönigTM idea or tries to control them, they just surround him, soft fingers start to brush his chest and caress his chin and boop his nose and tug at his shirt and yank his pants down, warm mouths devour his neck and whisper loving things in his ear until his skin breaks into goosebumps and there are shivers running down his back and he's hard as a rock... And before he even knows it, he's falling down on a feathery bed and someone takes his cock in a wet, warm mouth while another pair of hungry lips is traveling down his happy trail to join the party... (man is about to pass out)

#answered #poly au

[eldritch-spouse]

It's all fun and games for Pinter after he makes you his "assistant", until you give him the wildest sloppy toppy gawk gawk slurp slurp gluck 3000, he can't get anything done and is close to passing out.

That just means he'll give you a raise.

And by raise, he means he's going to plow you over his desk.

Pinter decided you're good enough for it. Everyone who works with him can tell what's going on inside his office, the squealing and grunting is heard through the entire hall, probably by the poor people just trying to have a nice break too.

It's not like anyone has the balls to interrupt him anyway. Not until the shameless wet sound of skin on slime fades.

#Pinter oc

[izvmimi]

Did I just read with my own eyes that you said that tanjiro would give muzzy the gluck gluck 3000?

tanjiro looking at me tearfully like ‘i’m doing it for you’ before pushing his hair back to start deepthroating, calming himself down knowing murder will happen shortly

tbh it would be easier to decapitate him realistically if he did a good job

#i would never allow him tbh #me and tanjiro fighting over this #i’m like you literally can’t do this #he’s like he can’t take this away from me too #he’s had enough #treasures: gail #mimi replies

[topguncortez]

slides you a $50

yeah no im gonna need detail for glen slapping his cock on your face

pspsps

please

you're lucky I am whore and I like sharing my slutty thoughts. . .

But just imagine you being on your knees in front of him and he's standing over you, hard cock in his hands.

"Open your mouth, stick your tongue out,"

and obviously you listen to him cause you think you're about to give him that Gluck Gluck hoover maneuver 3000 but instead, he slaps your cheek with his cock. At first you're shocked, but then look up at him with fuck me eyes and he knows what you want.

"What do you say?" He asks.

"Please sir, slap me again."

runs away into the deep dark abyss

#no thoughts… just brrr #glen fucking powell #seb <3

[dross-the-fish]

How would Adam's second time in bed go? Much better than the first, I hope.

On another note, I think the reason I vibe with Adam so much, original and AU, (your AU of Adam is canon to me, and I must thank you for making me expand my collection of gothic literature) is because I feel the need to create myself, build myself, despite the hand I've been dealt. Maybe I project onto this character because I see something of myself in him. Idk what, but something monsterous clashing with my humanity. It's late here.

Anyway, back to the horny. I would give him some serious sloppy toppy. Like, I would vacuum the soul out of him, that gluck gluck 3000 working overtime. Know what I mean?

I imagine with a better partner it would probably go fine. He's a bit anxious and insecure so provided his next partner (if there is one) is patient it could turn out very sweet.

I understand what you mean about vibing with Adam. One of the reasons he's my favorite is because I do find him relatable. A lot of the emotions I put into the goth-lit monsters stem from my own experiences growing up as a queer person in a conservative family. Everything from having to mask and invent an entire persona in my own home just to feel safe and receive some semblance of love to the soul crushing experience having my humanity casually revoked by my own mother once I could no longer play the role. The otherness of these creatures speaks to me and part of my desire to redeem them is me seeking a sense of closure and catharsis. I think, honestly, that this is very much the point of these characters, to be able to find ourselves in them and recognize our own humanity in monstrosity.

As an asexual person I don't fully share your sense of horny but I love you and I support you 100%. You go get that Frankenstein Creature "sloppy toppy" (I'm not googling that, it sounds messy)

[johnwickb1tsch]

nsfw warning‼️

i cant stop staring at that photoset u reblogged of ke naked as the day he was born😭 all i can think of is how much i wanna give him the gluck gluck 3000 iykwim😭😭😭😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣 He is brain-fryingly cute, isn't he? And he looks like he was having fun, which I think is what does it for me? 😆

I collect vintage pin ups, and I think part of the reason I love them aside from the artistry, is that the sitters are more playful. ::shrugs:: It's like...stumbling on a true moment of intimacy, rather than some contrived image of sexiness that's constantly being shoved down our throats?

#julias two cents

[swhatever]

‘’you’re doing so well.’’

kinktober ‘22 day 4: praise 

pairing: frank castle x reader

summary: y/n has a mean blowjob game. thats it

warnings: afab!reader, shameless smut but i think you guessed that, oral (m!receiving, implications of f!receiving), an excessive use of commas, y/ns got that gluck gluck 3000 spin cycle 3

word count: 284 (this is so short im sorry frank girlies) 

a/n: i was about to say sorry for this but you know what? the only thing im sorry for is it not being longer

Frank grunted, thrusting into your mouth steadily. Sometimes that hidden restraint he possessed came in handy, you thought as you licked round his cock. He groaned when he hit the back of your throat after a particularly hard thrust. 

‘’You’re doing so well,’’ he panted, his chest heaving above you as you fondled his balls, his fingers weaving through your hair, ‘’so, so well.’’ You moaned into his cock, doubling your efforts to please him at the sound of Frank’s praise. Frank tensed, the vibrations of your sound sending him further to the edge of bliss. ‘’I’m not gonna hold back, sugar, is that okay? I know you can do it.’’ You slid your mouth off temporarily to shoot out a quick ‘yes’ before returning to your ministrations. Frank thrust into your mouth erratically, moaning as you hollowed out your cheeks. Tears formed in your eyes, but you resisted the urge to gag for the sake of Frank’s pleasure. You grinded against the mattress as Frank sung your praises, attempting to seek out your own pleasure as you gave Frank his. 

Frank came with a groan, spilling his seed in your mouth as you pulled off him gently. You licked him clean, grinned up at him from your spot on the bed. He took his thumb and wiped it against the corner of your lips before placing it in your mouth, letting you lick it clean. 

‘’You did so good for me, baby, I think you deserve a reward.’’ You nodded, climbing on top of him before taking him into a deep kiss. You groaned into his mouth. Lets see if that restraint comes in handy again, you thought internally, smiling into his kiss. 

#kinktober #kinktober 22 #frank castle #frank castle x reader #moony #moony writes