#glutemaster

[lustwithoutlore]

Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?

Jason: I got him a Glutemaster

Barbara: Really? Me too!

Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.

Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.

Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.

Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰

Later-

Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

#Damian got Dick 100 boxes of a special limited edition cereal #Damian removed all of dicks pantry items while he was sleeping the night before his bday #dick wakes up and open his kitchen cabinet and like 20 boxes just topple on top of him #Bruce got dick something expensive like a jet or a new identity #Alfred got dick fancy handcrafted cereal bowls #Wally got dick a coupon book for 10 free ‘cardio sessions’ #Kori made the birthday cake… it was vanilla and anchovie flavoured #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #dick grayson #nightwing #duke thomas #wally west #koriand'r #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #barbara gordon #batgirl

[totallytracted]

what sponsors/partnerships/general pr vibes i think batfam would have if they chose to have a social media presence:

tim - levi’s. think abt it. also i see him as most likely to do stuff with a designer brand bc i say so

dick - calvin klein. i mean that glutemaster barbara got him has to pay for smth #inmycalvins #he’s soooooo #calvinsornothing

barbara - ALO YOGA and like dyson or smth i mean look at her hair. also i think she would get a lot of beauty pr probably

steph - like nike and adidas would b competing to throw money at her for an exclusive. her ass would not sign an exclusive tho

damian - fucking ummm. grammarly lmao. tbh probably same situation as stephanie

cutting it here cos i dont see anyone else doing sponsorships tbh lol

#batman #batfam #nightwing #dick grayson #batgirl #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #tim drake #robin #damian wayne #dc

[out-of-context-batfam]

Nightwing (2016) #78

#THIS IS THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO SUCH A SITUATION #SHE IS THE BIGGEST MOOD RIGHT HERE EVER #I HOPE DICK DIDNT TELL BABS THE STORY OF HOW HE MET THE PUPPER OR BABS IS GOING JOHN WICK ON THEM #BABS WOULD GO FULL JOHN WICK ON THOSE ASSHOLES WITH ONLY A LAPTOP AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #out of context #Nightwing #dick Grayson #glutemaster #oracle #Barbara Gordon #hackerbat #funny #dammit babs #mood #only appropriate reaction #pupper is cute #1k

[centralvalleynutrition]

Finally got to meet a man I have looked up to and respected for many years! @bretcontreras1 is truly one of the real expert’s in the fitness industry! #thegluteguy #glutes #glutemaster #fitnessexpert #realfitnessexpert #amanyouneedtofollow #fitness #nicebutt #respect #mentor #teacher (at LA FitExpo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtM17vfH5DC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ydbtpo9b2few

#thegluteguy #glutes #glutemaster #fitnessexpert #realfitnessexpert #amanyouneedtofollow #fitness #nicebutt #respect #mentor #teacher

[enlightenedrobot]

If Umami means Savory, then doesn’t that make a Umami Burger just a Savory Burger? I mean, isn’t a burger supposed to be savory anyway?

#Umami #Meat #Glutemaster #MSG #Umami Burger #Food

[jpandazumba]

Awesome 👏🏾 #legday workout before work this morning. #legcurl * #legextension * #glutemaster * #standingcalfraises * #squats machine

#glutemaster #legcurl #squats #standingcalfraises #legday #legextension

[out-of-context-batfam]

The Brave and The Bold (2007) #15

#THIS IS A VERY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF DICK GRAYSON IN THE DC UNIVERSE #AND IT JUST MADE THE STORY OF FUTURE STATE TEEN TITANS MORE ANNOYING THAT NO ONE TRUSTED HIM WHATSOEVER #HAWKMAN DOESNT EVEN SERVE WITH THE LEAGUE AS MUCH SO FOR EVEN HIM TO KNOW IT SPEAKS ABOUT DICK GRAYSONS CHARACTER #ITS IRONIC TOO BECAUSE HIS MENTOR COULD NEVER FIT THAT DESCRIPTION IN A MILLION YEARS #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #out of context #brave and the bold #Nightwing #dick Grayson #glutemaster #hawkman #funny #dammit dick #this is 100% true #everyone trusts dick Grayson #well everyone except batman... he doesn’t even trust himself #1k

[tumekoallen]

Ladies if your planning to compete this year! U AM NOW TAKING NEW ONE ON ONE AS WELL AS ONLINE COMPETITIVE TRAINING! LINK IS IN BIO TO SIGN UP! ‼️‼️‼️REMEMBER WE R JUDGED BY OUR GLUTES‼️‼️‼️ THATS RIGHT THAT BOOTY GOT TO BE TIGHT AND I AM THE GLUTE GURU! #gluteguru #GLUTEMASTER #my training #get bodiedbyshowtime #bebodied #embodied #voguagazine #jezebelmagazine #ownmagazine #vibemagazine #essence #essencemagazine #whilemeniamodels #wilhemena #modernluxury #timemagazine #bikinigirl

#jezebelmagazine #embodied #glutemaster #gluteguru #get #bebodied #voguagazine #essencemagazine #wilhemena #whilemeniamodels #ownmagazine #timemagazine #essence #vibemagazine #my #modernluxury #bikinigirl