#gman is also on here

[bat-bytes-back]

hi

#pretty lady you scare me #bat draws #my art #g-man #gman #g-woman #gwoman #I'm under the firm belief that if gman was a transwoman she would look almost exatly the same with like #slighter higher heels on her shoes and a SLIGHTLY altered suit #I just felt like fucking around here #also those earrings are so her coded ngl #hl #half-life #half life #gwomansweep #second most pretiest girl I have seen #second to my gf I love you Howl

[youngblood-valkyrie]

"Impressive work, Miss Vance..."

(more wip shots of this under the cut)

#my art #half life #half life alyx #gman #spolier #the funny man in his funny cube... #anyway. hello. finished this thing off if you can even tell a difference from the wip lol #'finished off'... more like got tired of it because i actually don't like painting very much??? #this is the g-mans fault. i painted 3 canvases of him already. he made me do this lol #added some lightning effects and reinforced the barriers here.. they had some kind of funny pattern but i didn't bother with it... #if it looks rushed - that's because it is haha #i was actually surprised the wip got as much traction as it did?? like hello guys my finished gman art is right there what are you DOING /l #also yay more wips featuring my messy aah desk #hope this blows up too /j #moonlight rambles

[intranetprincess]

hello all 3 of my tumblr followers I HAVE AN INSTAGRAM TOO. follow for more art bc i find it hard formatting art on tumblr LOL

ill post my tommy reference here for good measure but id prefer if art was kept on the gram✅

yes it’s @intranetprincess_ this is my only account now,,, for Instagram.. ✅☹️💖🚶‍♀️

#gman #tommy coolatta #hl2vrai #hlvrai #hlvrai tommy #all my drawn lore prolly gunna go here so.. be ready #ALSO WOW TOMMY REF SHEET #hl2vrai tommy #tommy hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #how many tags can i fit on a single post #level 1 gyatt #rizz from Ohio #Instagram

[deedjre]

i didn't feel like fixing up the shading or adding any other glows or anything after finishing so it's not AS good as it could be, but whatever. here's a redraw for the second anniversary of my hlvrai au :)

#oh god i gotta tag em all #hlvrai #hlvrai au #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai benry #redraw #hlvrai sunkist #that distinction is necessary #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai joshua #hlvrai bubby #hlvrai coomer #hlvrai forzen #hlvrai gman #hlvrai oc #ANYWAY this was my first au i made after seeing y2kvr #bet you can't guess what the this is about #oh also it's my birthday :) happy birthday to me :)) #and the girl is named marvis. she's my one of two ocs that i just use in all my hlvrai aus #for various roles. but she came from here :)

[worldlydesiretemple]

science team new years party fic where everyone shows up and has a great time and they all have kinda / semi fancy outfits because they dressed up for fun except bubby is caught by dr. coomer during the party having gay thoughts ( “ you’re thinking Gay about our friend the G-Man, aren’t you, bubby dear? “ ) … and he can’t defend itself because he can’t stop staring at how sparkly the gman’s suit is!

#hlvrai #what are they called again? atom trio? #boomer here. also can be read as kinda platonic if u wish #but bubby/gman so real #gubby is so funny i think #bubby watches gman from across the room because he's talking to his son and darnold while bubby is trying and failing to pay attention to #gordon and coomer. gman notices he's being watched and looks at bubby like he Knows and bubby is having a hard time playing it cool #bubby hlvrai #gman coolatta #also i know i said fic but i have no intentions of writing this btw. just perceive words and imagine it yourself in your own brain

[jellyloveru]

man. work sure does wonders to my drawing abilities :/

#балаболим #малюем #dunno why it's always like this. adhd?)) #anyway. guess who just learned about the creepypasta entity from the source engine. #and moved it into their interpretation of the valve games. #also yeah. that's gman and aleph (the librarian) there too. drew second one from memory. so no judging me))) #...also. i'm not gonna write the entity's name here. nuh-uh. i think you can guess it yourself.

[can-i-see-your-passport-please]

Okay so here's everything I know about TF2. Please no one elaborate on anything I know about, because I think it's so much funnier if I have no context to anything. I have absorbed all of this through Tumblr osmosis

Emesis Blue is an excellent film

Soldier apparently was never an actual soldier, he just loves America and really wanted to kill Nazis (the second one i respect greatly)

Medic would probably give you a lobotomy for fun (i don't think this guy's even a doctor)

Two really old guys are fighting bloody wars over gravel I think and their father is named Grey Mann which was most definitely meant to make Gman enjoyers lose it but to be fair his name could also be Gary Man.

What am I on

Heavy and Medic are apparently gay but idk if this is a fandom seeing two men next to each other and going "gay" thing or a "all but confirmed gay" thing but TVTropes referred to them as "Heterosexual Life Partners" which is very funny

emesis blue is so fucking good oh my godddddd the respawn machine is horrifying just from the concept it turned scout into soup

Scout is half French and loves his mother (who is not french) and does not love his father (spy i think)

Medic presumably died went to hell and told the devil "oh I'm like a cat I have nine souls actually. So I should get to go back to being alive" and it fucking worked??????

THE FUCKING SCENE IN?? IN EMESIS BLUE??? WHERE. WHERE SOLDIER TELLS MEDIC "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT" AND MEDIC SAYS "i KNOW" BEFORE HE JUST FUCKING DIES AND HE'S THE PROTAGONIST SO YOU'D EXPECT HIM TO LIVE RIGHT??? AND THEN HE JUST DIES AND DOESN'T APPEAR AGAIN FOR SO SO LONG

Pyro is an any pronouns warrior and it commits great atrocities while also having so much sillyness in his heart. I love her

I think Engineer blowed up his arm. I think

Spy is a cunt and also French. I do not think this I know this. I look at him and I sense his cuntery. It radiates off him. I can feel it.

SOMETHING ABOUT THE LETTER M BEING BRANDED ONTO MEDIC'S FACE BEING A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE SCOUT WAS WATCHING WHERE THE LETTER M IS USED TO MARK A MURDERER. HE'S LITERALLY MARKED AS A MURDERER BY PYRO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCENE WITH DEMOMAN AND DELL'S BAR BEING A REFERENCE TO A SCENE IN THE SHINING WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LITERALLY TALKING TO A GHOST. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S MOTHER'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED PARALLELING PYRO'S HEAD BEING HELD AROUND A CORNER AND DROPPED. SOMETHING ABOUT SCOUT'S "IF THEY EVER HIT YOU WITH SOMETHING, YOU HIT BACK TWICE AS HARD" WITH MEDIC SHOOTING SPY TWICE IN THE HEAD AFTER BEING SHOT ONCE IN THE GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE WHY IS EMESIS BLUE SO GOOD

TF2 is in an eternal war with Overwatch for some reason

I was doing a poll a few days ago and the tags psychic blasted me with the information of "by the way people pay like fifty dollars to see medic's tiddies in game." I have gotten varying answers between ninety dollars to three hundred fucking dollars but the constant remains that people will pay Valve comically high amounts of money to see Medic's boobs. What

Scout almost got Earth exploded because he died a virgin???? But then God was like "Okay go back down to earth I'm giving them one last chance to all have sex with you" I'm so confused what does any of this mean none of this makes any sense but it's hilarious

Scout might be legitimately named after Jerma and bears a frightening resemblance to him (though to be fair scout is every white boy in one)

You should watch Emesis Blue it's free on youtube

Demoman's eye is sentient even though he doesn't have it????

I can't decide who's my favorite the white boy the unethical scientist or the silly nonbiney war criminal

Conclusion: What the fuck is team fortress the second one about

#cassie rambles #please don't tell me what it's about it's so much funnier if i am confused forever #tf2 #emesis blue

[dimonds456]

HLVRAI Font Presets

COME GET YOUR HLVRAI FONT PRESETS HERE! (Made in Filmora, they may not be compatible otherwise)!

(Note: the dark box under Gordon's font is just a box, and won't move with the font. It should be able to be moved around and transformed, though.)

ENJOY!

If you don't want to download them from me, sketchy online stranger who you have no idea's detailed history of creating and spreading viruses, the fonts are below the cut!

COOMER - Retron2000 BUBBY - Times New Roman TOMMY - Finurlig DEMO BENREY/FORZEN - Speedwriter DARNOLD - Terminal Grotesque GMAN - Ariel DEVILGUN MODE - EPComic VOX - Ticking Timebomb BB

Also, something I noticed, most of the characters have a black, solid shadow behind the fonts to help with readability. If the font is bright or very saturated, make sure it has the backdrop!

#dimond speaks #hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #fonts #gordon freeman #benrey #forzen #darnold pepper #dr coomer #bubby #tommy coolatta #gman coolatta #half life #half life vr but the ai is sentient

[dimonds456-but-only-hlvrai]

Can I just say I love the shipping scene in HLVRAI? Like, I've never been in a fandom where it's been this CHILL before. Each ship has appeal and could actually work (unless you're intentionally being weird about it, but I haven't really encountered those people, this is personal experience here), and it's just so-!

Frenrey is wonderful because they're both silly, if those two met under different circumstances you KNOW they'd be friends, and it can be about forgiveness and healing. I love that.

Freelatta is great because Tommy and Gordon always have each others' backs, and those two will see each other through thick and thin.

Sodashipping is delightful because Darnold and Tommy just click SO WELL, they have a lot of common interests outside of soda, and you guys who give Darnold a dog as well as so correct about that omg.

Darzen is really fun because these two have never once interacted in canon but so easily could have. Like Forzen probably had to go through that area to progress as well, what hijinx would they get into?

I don't see Gordon and Forzen being shipped just the two of them often (shoutout to hlvrv, that was unexpected but really fun), but that's another instance I could also see. They're polycule a lot of the time, which hell yeah.

Tomrey is awesome because of the pre-established friendship between Benrey and Tommy, how even down to the final wire Benrey didn't really want to hurt Tommy. Outside of shipping their relationship is just wonderful.

Darnrey is also fun in that regard. Gamer partners.

Benzon as well. This one really depends on your interpretation of canon but it's always fun when it pops up again. The history between those two has so much potential. I don't personally ship this one but it's always fun to explore.

Another I don't have the name for but Darnold and Gordon. Orang. And just the unconditional support from Darnold- wonderful.

Frenreylatta is just delightful. Like you take all the best parts of frenrey, tomrey, and freelatta and put them in a blender and you get pure wholesomeness. I fucking love this one. Absolute winner. And I also really love how usually depictions of this one don't hide the part parts, either, but it's still a generally more supportive relationship overall. Five stars.

Frenreylattarnold is also just *chef's kiss*. Darnold just brings a vibe to the group they don't otherwise have. It simultaneously makes it more chill and more chaotic.

Again I don't know the name, but add Forzen into the mix and you have a really fun, complex dynamic of people who just love each other. I'm so fucking here for it.

I know I'm missing some but AOUGH

I can't not talk about my favorite ship here, though. Boomer sweep. Boomer wins. Every time boomer pops up on my feed I get so fucking happy. Chaos grandpas who fucking love and support each other SO unconditionally. They work through their trauma together while committing crimes. The stark contrasts between them also aid wonderfully to their dynamic, like how Coomer doesn't like video games while Bubby is a speedrunner. They each have their own lives but they want to spend them together. NO I'M NORMAL DID YOU KNOW THAT I SWEAR I'M NORMAL-

Gubby's a fun one, too, and from my understanding that one's a rarepair. But yeah, putting Bubby's firey personality next to Gman's calm and collected one creates a lot of fun opportunities, and helps explore the differences between Half Life and HLVRAI Gman in more in-depth ways. It's always fun when it pops up again, I love it. (Shoutout to catloki for this one.)

I don't member the ship name but adding Coomer in there is also really fun. Chaos grandpas take over the world together <3

I haven't seen Coomer and Gman being shipped individually before but I could also see that one. Coomer would be able to simultaneously meet Gman where he's at while also encouraging him to step outside his comfort zone, and also probably being a terrible influence on him gGFDHSJAKGF.

All this to say I'm not really a shipper. These guys could be just friends and I'd be okay with that, which I guess lends itself to the RTVS crew and how well they all stepped into character. Everyone just has dynamics with each other, that come out naturally, and makes it easy for us to really see where each relationship could go.

I just fucking love this fandom.

#hlvrai #shipping #im not tagging all those ships forget about it fghjask #either this post gets around or it doesnt i just needed to get this out #dimond speaks #in case you're wondering no i don't ship MOST of these #the ones i do are frenrey freelatta frenreylatta sodashipping and boomer #but like i said i love the others as well #its just fun

[thereal-true-ogilvie]

hello everyone welcome to i talk about benrey for a minute here

as someone who’s watched the entirety of hlvrai at least 6 times, the full vods at least 3, and the cast commentary hovering somewhere around 10, i consider myself to be pretty well-versed in the series. i also kin benrey. this is probably important to my perception of him.

the series is about self-aware AI.   its in the title! so it seems obvious enough to me that Benrey was programmed to be the final boss. he was SUPPOSED to be a silly character that antagonizes the protag and throws off the group dynamic, and then it’s a big reveal and you get to beat up this guy that was mean to you!

but he doesnt wanna. hes self aware.

Of all the characters, i think Bubby and Tommy are the most “powerful” in that they were able to break their characters the most. Tommy is a bit of a wild card because he doesn’t usually act like an AI. I view him as the “character you’re supposed to protect” in the party, but somewhere along the way he, too, became self-aware and figured out how to handle his own. I think that’s where the age thing comes in. He was programmed to be a 5-year-old that you’re trying to get out of this dangerous facility! but he didn’t want to be a 5-year-old, he’s smarter than that, he’s capable! so he changed it. Him being the son of Gman also probably helped with him being able to just do that.

I take Bubby and Dr. Coomer as both being tutorial characters. Dr. Coomer is a bit broken, but he still does his best to teach you about things. I think he’s the tutorial NPC that goes “watch out for [x]” and “we can use ropes to cross big pits!” and “we should call them Peeper Puppies!” while Bubby was supposed to be the “here’s how you shoot a gun”

Like, Dr. Coomer does the knowledge about the world, and Bubby does the action. for the video game. And Bubby is supposed to be kinda cold to you, because the action-tutorial NPCs tend to be. Like “what you cant even hold your own? tch, guess ill have to teach you.” But Bubby doesn’t do that. He doesn’t WANT to play the game, he wants to go back home. He liked it before the game was switched on. So he doesn’t teach Gordon shit and just tries to speedrun so the player will leave and he can go back home.

one little scene that stood out to me so much was when the crew is sitting around in a circle with the pigeons. not outside, the other scene with them sitting in a circle and there’s pigeons. why are there 2 of those.

anyways, Benrey is just staring at this pigeon behind Gordon, and singing to it, calmly. And then there’s a loud beep that sounds like the vox, and definitely doesnt come from Benrey. and he suddenly gets up and shoots the pigeon. That reads SO HARD like he was being too soft with the game world, so it pushed him to do something evil randomly. Like a little villain reboot.

Almost everything he does to antagonize Gordon can be read as genuine confusion. He kills random NPCs because he knows theyre not important, and that they can’t feel anything, and that they’ll only slow the team’s progress. And what makes Gordon so mad at him is how often Benrey says Gordon shouldnt be allowed in here. I take that as a similar stance to Bubby. Benrey doesn’t want to be the villain. He doesn’t want the player to progress and make him. That gets more obvious the closer we get to the end, and most people tend to notice it in the last scenes before Xen, where he’s suggesting they go all the way back, and basically begging the player to stop here, at least for a little while.

its really sad, honestly. but i take the cast commentary bits as canon. Which makes it adorable when Benrey comes back into the movie theatre with Gordon and we get

“I wonder what will happen. I bet you know what happens!”

“I win!!!”

He did win. He got to get past being the final boss. He got to join the epilogue. I think, he probably wasn’t supposed to be able to. But these guys broke the game enough that he could. Isn’t that sweet? Isn’t that a nice ending for him? I think he deserves it.

Wayne says he acts like “he isn’t aware unless he’s being spoken to” and I think that fits really well. Like, sometimes his actions are coded into his behavior, so he does them without realizing. And then the player interacting with him (which is the premise of the self-awareness) forces him to actually look at what he did, and sometimes he has no idea how to explain it. Leading to his “huh?”

listen to me. are you listening. i need you to hear this. i need more people to understand benrey. and how much i love him. hes trapped in the narrative, doomed by it to be the villain. but he doesn’t want to be. he clearly cares about the crew in his own silly goofy way. he doesn’t want to fight them. i wrote down everything he said in the finale, and he only says 5 outright malicious lines, all of which are directly after an unnatural pause, like he’s being rebooted again. Some important lines: “I knew this was gonna happen,”

“Stop shooting at me, I have to shoot back, I don’t wanna do that,”

“I didn’t have a big plan, I was supposed to be nice, but you forced me to be BAD so I’m gonna be BAD… friend.” the small, quiet “friend” there gets me every time. even after everything, even after his nature is revealed, he wants to believe theyre still friends.

“Don’t go in there, please… I don’t like that room." The amount of times he sounds so genuinely sad when asking them to stop, or even just saying “bro..” like he’s mourning the friendship they could’ve had. The amount of times he sounds genuinely pained when he’s glitching out and stretching across the screen.

And his last words, said childishly of course, but,

“This isn’t fair.”

#god i love character analysis #benrey #hlvrai #dr coomer #bubby #tommy coolatta

[tokenbassist]

Intro . . .

SCOTT(IE) PILGRIM !!

The coolest 23 year old Toronto has ever seen!

I'm genderfluid, but I only really like he/him pronouns.. I'm 23 years old.. Um...

I'm bisexual!!! Found that out some time ago.. Uh...

I'm single, I guess? I mean, I'm practically married to Wallace (y'know, living together and all...), so...

Uh.. yeah! That's about it! I play bass in Sex Bob-omb, but I'm sure you knew that-!

Gideon / Minus / Gordon

I'm the owner of this blog!

I'm 20 & single, I also run @gman-records, @pocket-simon, and @notsoyoung-neil, btw..

Same rules apply here, but to be less fancy :

No NSFW unless you're 18+, no suggestive jokes unless you're 17+

No ships unless you as the owner of the blog are 17+

Annnd yeah! That's the blog!

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim rp #scott pilgrim roleplay #ooc.txt #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgram rp #scott pilgram roleplay

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

we know about cast of HLVRAIm but... where is Forzen and Gman actors? (sorry if they already were introduced somewhere)

i haven’t fully figured out them yet in terms of the AU but i got some good ideas for their backgrounds from people! here’s what i got so far:

- gman is mainly a game show host and also THE guy you hire if you want something hosted because his dry humor is entertaining. he’s hosted an awards show a couple times but after the last time he did it where things out of his control got Super Fucking Awkward thanks to celebrities being dumb, he doesn’t do awards shows anymore. he enjoys hosting game shows more like a jackbox-styled one where he can make funny sarcastic quips.

- forzen is an ex-u.s. soldier/pro-wrestler-turned-actor who hates the military. his wrestler name was “THE FORZEN PILLAR” because he accidentally misspelled “frozen” (did i mention he’s a himbo). the wrestling agency kept it because it was funny. as an actor he plays in a lot of action and comedy movies.

#hlvraim #trash answers

[making-noodles-png]

Ough so my friends in a discord server and I had a silly little idea and that's modern day scott pilgrim :DDD I made a few character designs most of yall seen by now but I sorta wanna share the story that I tried my best to write out qwq wjjxjwkxkakdk so ugh yeah- anyways so far I just drew the boys/ my faves (joseph, mobile and neil as well as hollie-)

I did have a design for wallace and stephen (the discord elder/j pine designed Kim's modern day fit and yeyeyyey)

So far here are my designs:DDD (ignore the fact neil is drawn with a blue pencil crayon. My reds all died out on me :( )

Here's Kim's (by @aggravatedartist)

And ramonas designs and doodles (by @shaken-up-sofa )

Anyways (modern day story below-)

Basically sex bob-omb is a pretty successful band. Since neil is a twitch streamer and is roommates with stephen (who makes some appearances in Neil's streams here and there) sex bob-omb got a large audience to the point where they signed a contract with gman studios

Everything was great until they found out Scott's been dating a highschooler and dosnt even know it. They confront scott about this and scott was like "LOOK I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS 17- I JUST ASSUMED SHE LOOKED YOUNGER THEN SHE ACTUALLY WAS-" while Kim scold scott stephen realizes neil was streaming the whole thing by accident so now word got out that one of the band members was dating a highschooler

If you want a better explanation here's a scene written by (again: pine/ aka the same person who drew Kim's design. Fucking love thier work :D go check them out pls

Gman studios dropped sex bob-omb as a whole and stephen is considering to kick scott out of the band. Meanwhile scott had to break up with knives. She told her the harsh truth that she was just a rebound and that she's too young to date him. Like before he left her hanging at a record store and went back home

In this au, instead of just having 1 gay roommate, he has 2. >:DDD That other gay roommate is other scott. Since housing sucks, they moved in with other scott (and Jimmy, but Jimmy just doesn't live there he's just... there ...most of the time-

Like in the main story Ramona meets scott via his dreams and stuff and she works as a tattoo artist (idea by the same person who designed modern day ramona)

I don't have the full story down but i do have some bullet points which is

Stephen is stressed tf out and is debating on whether or not to kick scott out of the band

Gideon and Julie are still dating

Gideon is a discord mod AND a reddit mod JEJXJKWKZKAKZJWK

Again since stephen shows up on neils strems every now and then alot of Neil's fans simp over him-

Kim works at a sorta record store while hollie also works in a record store just in a dif location

Joe is still in college. He's 24 sure but his parents are strict af and made him go to school again (university of waterloo since that's in toronto right?????)

Envy is way more popular then before. Being big on social media platforms like tiktok and insta

Mobile is a huge Germaphobe especially after the whole covid virus

Neil is a pretty big twitch streamer :DD

Mobile is still a pyshic but is basically like saiki (saiki k)/ mob (mob pycho) and just want a normal life

Wallace works as a bartender (and that's where he meets mobile)

Hollie, Lisa, and envy are pretty big on tiktok (hollie for dances ig? Idk. Lisa for actin and envy for...yk being envy. She hot either way)

Other then that the au is just a mix of the anime and comics together with gman studios signing in sex bob-omb as one of thier clients. Scott needing to fix his personal life amd fight ramonas 7 evil exs and stuff

I also wanna try and focus on the other 4 characters (Kim, stephen, neil and knives) and thier own POV. I am trying to write a fanfic. Sad thing is I suck ass at writing qwq

#modern day au scott pilgrim #joseph scott pilgrim #mobile scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim series #scott pilgrim #hollie hawkes #kim pine #young neil #scott pilgrim young neil #fanart #scott pilgrim takes off #joseph scottpilgrim #I CANT WRITE FANFICTION FOR SHIT WJXJWJDK CRYING WHINING I SWEAR AJJXJWKZKAKDKW #I WANNA WRITE IT SO BADLY BUT ALL I CAN THINK UP IS SCENES AND COMIGS. I DONT HAVE ENOHGB TIME TO DRAW COMICS :((( #joseph spvtw #scott pilgrim joseph #scott pilgrim mobile #gay #neil listens to femtanyl ejkdkwkdkw #i have more modern day au headcannons i think the au is pretty neat :>

[year2000electronics]

i want to send you my hlvrai hcs but unfortunately all i do all day every day is rotate a png of benrey around in my brain for 24 hours. that being said here are some pronouns. of course you have science and pronouns. thats nothing. anyways

benny he/they/it but like. if he doesn't like you they'll say you're misgendering them no matter what you use and then it'll bite you. and also if it does like you they'll also bite you but affectionately.

bubby any pronouns EXCEPT he/she/they/it. ONLY non-conventional and neopronouns. maybe even no pronouns, only name. dr coomer's wifesband. huswif. the two of them use random mashups and its always different :]

dr coomer took her wife's pronouns in the divorce. he/she/they/it

love Tommy collecting neopronouns like beyblades.

gman He/Him like god. godman. He'll yell at you if you don't capitalize it, which most of the science team understands, but gordon doesn't. "THIS IS A VERBAL CONVERSATION?????" "yeah and you didnt capitalize the h. mr freeeeeman."

joshua growing up around the science team and not really understanding gender or pronouns because of it. his teacher is like "your kid keeps calling other kids 'it' in the classroom and it's very disrespectful, please come to this meeting with me." and then they see joshie's dad, (who she knows) with a guy who's clearly an alien, a cyborg, a guy who could be normal but for xer anime-ass glasses sharp teeth and might actually be on fire, a very tall child with a propeller hat who is GLOWING???, and a guy who is so ominous they can't even look at Him. and theyre just like "ok nvm i see."

i love coomer and bubby having fun awesome pronouns yay but GMAN IS FUCKING KILLING ME. GORDON FREEMANS ENDLESS NIGHTMARE

#mothra answers

[ferretwhomst]

gman coolatta. send ask. yeah

GMAN COOLATTA HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him so much its unreal. glad to see another gman enjoyer on here because there are quite frankly Not enough of us. /hj

also here is a doodle of him i did in class today . hes a soda enjoyer i know it in my heart

#hlvrai #gman coolatta

[unindoctrinated125]

Blocking empty blogs?

I have never blocked an empty blog. Frankly I don't know why so many Tumblers do that?

But that's not the real reason for this post.

I see the five or six new followers every day and I am grateful for them. Even the empty ones. However I am certain that many of my new followers are feds.

Their homosexual behavior gives them away.

Hey Gman, when you try to get me to follow back, or at least not block you, don't post January 6th was entrapment, God Rules, then a post with a chick with a dick and a picture of you in a diaper. It screams fed and I have to block you.

To the more rational Feds that follow me: I'm glad that you are here. Pay attention to the Truth that I am laying out for you. Repent and join The People who are actively working to preserve the Constitution that you took an oath to defend.

As it stands you may be as innocent as the getaway driver in a bank robbery. You might just be doing what you wear told to do.

You need to understand that the getaway driver also goes to jail. They may not get the death penalty, but they are indeed THE BAD GUYS.

Do the right thing. Stand up for the Constitutional Republic of These United States before you find yourself on the wrong end of a ROPE!

I believe in Rope.

At the very least try to hide your flaming fagot tendencies. They are sick and not welcome on my page.