#gnome depot

[a-corrupted-necromancer]

Thinking of getting one of these for my lair, it'll fit in the archives splendidly!

#wizardposting #gnome depot #magical items #i promise this is a good way to spend my gold #wizardblr

[emeraldmakes]

I started making some more D&D inspired things over on Redbubble, I'd really appreciate it if you would even just go check it out!

-> xavieremeralds.redububble.com

#dnd #craft #dungeons and dungeons #store #redbubble #stickers #gnome depot

[yardsards]

listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.

#eliot posts #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #anyway i was thinking abt how i absolutely should have made the main store in my dnd campaign #(which is in a middle-of-nowhere garbage town) be a dollar general #however the joke that i DID go with (gnome depot) was pretty darned funny at least #(this post is all in good fun i still love fantasy costco)

[melorawrsss]

There's a gnome in the work sink

And he's waving 👋

#shitpost #home depot #gnome #gnomecore

[sarcosuchus--imperator]

Rare Gnome spotted in the wild

#gnome #gnomecore #gnome post #gnome-depot

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Paladin: Well we should head to Gnome Depot since we didn't find what we needed here

Rogue: the what??

Warlock and Druid: GNOME DEPOT GNOME DEPOT GNOME DEPOT

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #terrible puns

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Ring of Udder Chaos

Source: Gnome Depot, a Reddit that's basically another of me

#submission #finger slot

[prohaloplayer]

i think wild packs of gnomes tend to make their homes in the far corners of Home Depots not unlike the sparrows and finches that use the garden department as their own personal aviaries. they have their own quiet pockets where employees never wander and they just stockpile tools so they can build artisanal birdhouses and smoking pipes

[in-correct-trolls]

branch: the smell of home depot is cathartic.

branch: faeries live in the lights and chandelier section. gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

creek: stop romanticising home depot

smidge: pixies live in the paint aisle! fuck you!

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trollstopia #trolls the beat goes on #branch #creek #smidge #assume this is a human au or something #idk how to justify trolls acting like fae and gnomes are fake #source: tumblr

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

Jade: Fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Karkat: STOP ROMANTICIZING HOME DEPOT 

Jade: Pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

#submission #Source Tumblr users paper-backstab and kuboe #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #karkat vantas #mod terezi #yeah karkat fuck you home depot is where the lesbians live

[writer-and-artist27]

Tumblr Story: Reformed Bully

Note: For @dollya-robinprotector. Since you’re going through a rough patch, I thought some fluff would work in easing the stress.

Very light FGO/Passing Days-DOL crossover and all. Based heavily off this one ask and this comic that led me to meeting you, Dollya. :) Written as thanks for talking with me and bonding over the FGO gnomes.

Was listening to YOASOBI’s Idol when writing this. And Dr. Stone’s One Small Step.

Now if y’all excuse me, I need to sleep. More hematopathology work tomorrow.

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By the time Vy had noticed the door show up in her room, she wasn’t surprised anymore. It even decided to appear once she had finished packing up the latest batch of magic peanut butter cookies for the Servants, but compared to the previous door, this one had—

“A silver handle…?” Unlike all of Chaldea’s sliding doors and the previous magic entrance that led to another Master’s world, this door looked almost ordinary, its white oak furnishings and matching pale silver doorknob making it look like it came out of a Home Depot. Even when compared to the white walls of her room in Novum Chaldea, the newest entryway looked… mundane. In spite of its faint glowing too.

Vy considered. Glancing down at her bags of cookies, one in particular stood out to Vy’s eye. It was a bit lopsided from including some of the bigger cookies of the batch, not to mention the rather crooked purple ribbon bow, but it was… it was apparently glowing the same faint yellow as the new door.

With one last look at the door, Vy felt herself smile wryly. “I guess… if this is glowing too… might as well try and take a chance as long as I’m not gone for too long, right? Just have to wear the right Mystic Code…”

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“Nngh…”

“…Oh dear,” Vy said for herself when stepping through the magic door. What waited beyond it was a grassy hill, a single tree overlooking what looked like a farm, and a single man lying in the grass, asleep with—with actual tears in his eyes. It wasn’t a stretch to believe he was suffering from a nightmare in spite of the warm atmosphere around him, but add in the light thrashing and the sweat beading his forehead, Vy knew she couldn’t leave him be. 

The blond fringe of hair hiding one side of his face away from view was the last nail in the metaphorical coffin. If his hair was ginger-colored instead of blonde, then—

I want to help this person just like I help Robin. 

It was why Vy kept the one bag of cookies from Chaldea nestled close to the chest of her Decisive Battle uniform, slowly getting to her knees and reaching out with one gloved hand.

“Sir,” she whispered softly, patting his shoulder as gently as she could. Her ponytail could be pushed over her shoulder later. Right now, someone was suffering, and— “Sir, please wake up. You’re having a nightmare.”

“N-Ngh—” The man groaned, nearly slapping her hand if not for Vy moving it out of the way just in time. “Lya—! Lya, I’m s—!”

“Sir,” Vy spoke more firmly, worry leaking into her voice before she realized it as her fingers reached up to pinch at his cheek. Sitting down on her knees, she said, “It’s alright — it’s over. It’s time for you to come back to reality now.”

The blond man got up with a start once her pinching registered, blue eyes wide with shock and tears once his spine made an audible crack from sitting up so abruptly. Vy immediately took her hand back, schooling her panic as best as she could once he looked at her past the haze in his blue eyes. “Lya—!” he blinked. “You’re… you’re not Lya.” His brow furrowed almost immediately, a glare settling in his eyes as he took her in. “Who are you, where did you come from, and when did you get to this farm?”

Typical, Vy thought. Outwardly, she did her best to smile placatingly, shrugging her shoulders. “Good morning to you too, good sir. I’m Vy — consider me a passerby who came through a magic door and saw someone crying in their sleep and therefore couldn’t leave them alone,” she said, pointing at her own eyes past her glasses to gesture to her newly awake companion. The “magic door” part of her statement wasn’t a complete lie, but it was enough to wipe some of the apprehension off of his face. “I’ve had experience with waking up with tears in my eyes, see.”

“…Oh.” And as soon as he said it, the man raised one calloused hand to wipe at his face, the tattooed wristband on his knuckles shining a darker shade of black with the droplets sticking to his skin with the motion. “…Did I look that much like shit?”

“Not as bad as someone who’s had the life literally burned out of them, no.” Vy said immediately, the image of the many victims of Camelot Gawain's Excalibur Galatine coming to the forefront of her mind before she pushed the thought away. That sight was just plain disgusting. “It could’ve been worse.” 

Now the man was looking at her with a completely new face. “Burned?”

She smiled and offered the bag of cookies in her arms to him instead. “Yep. I’ve seen worse than someone crying in their sleep, so you have nothing to worry about,” she answered in regards to his unspoken question, shaking her head. “Enough of debating the ‘worse’ in looks. Would you like some cookies? I have a bag right here for you.”

“…Cookies?” The man wasn’t staring daggers at her at least, but he still looked wary. “You made them?”

“With just peanut butter, eggs, and sugar, yes. They’re supposed to be ‘magic.’” Vy felt herself smile a bit wider once she could see the curiosity start to dawn on the man’s face. She offered the bag to him again, lopsided purple ribbon bow and all. “Don’t worry, I didn’t poison them and I taste-tested them beforehand. It just looked like you needed something sweet to work off the nightmare, sir.”

The man glanced at her, then at the bag in her hands, and back at her. “You… You don’t even know me,” he slowly choked out, a large drop of a tear forming in the corner of his visible eye as the blue of his iris widened to reflect her image. “You only just… you only just stumble on me, and you just—” 

Vy wasn’t sure whether to smile or just wait. She decided to opt for both while adding in an extra shrug of her shoulders. 

“I…” The man choked again, shaking his head while scrubbing at his face with his hand again. The tattoos — he had more on his other hand and even his neck — all of them looking like shackles to match his voice coming out vulnerable and raw-sounding once he said, “I hurt the woman I love. I hurt more than just her. I-I’m still scared I could hurt the family she gave me. So then, why would you—”

“What’s wrong,” Vy said quietly to cut off the self-deprecating rant, “with wanting to help someone, then?”

The man fell silent, the tear in his eye slowly growing big enough to streak his cheek as it then fell to the grass between them.

With a bit of mustered courage — from Mash, from Artoria, from Achilles, from Robin — Vy smiled a bit wider as she reached over with her left hand — glove, lotus-shaped Command Seals and all — to wipe at the man’s exposed cheek. “Hurt is just gonna happen, sir. That’s just how life is,” she said in a softer voice, ignoring the wetness starting to spread out against the fingertips of her glove as she rubbed his cheekbone as gently as she could. As Da Vinci might’ve done in her place, as the Eternal Genius. As Dr. Roman might’ve done in her place, as a medical professional — as a living human from King Solomon’s remains. “And even if I don’t know what happened to hurt you so much, what matters now is how you move forward in the face of all of it. And if you’re waking up like this, crying and worrying about how to treat the person you love even after you hurt her, I’d like to think you’re walking in the right direction.”

The man half-snorted, half-sniffled, but he didn’t slap her hand away. Instead, he weakly leaned into her palm, his other hand coming up to weakly grasp at the bag of cookies sitting between them. “…Huh.” A weak laugh leaves his lips, blue eyes teary still as he closed them for a shaky inhale of breath. “Guess I’m more fucked up than I thought, listening to a stranger and taking fucking peanut butter cookies from them.”

“I’m not a stranger when I previously said my name, sir, not to mention I offered the cookies in the first place,” Vy said plainly, but she still smiled at him. It was the least she could do. “And really — we’re all struggling in life. Might as well start somewhere. So.” She pushed the cookies into his shaking palm, forcing as much cheer into her voice as possible. “My name is Vy. What is yours, sir?”

The smile he gives her in that moment makes her think, Robin, again. Even with the ear piercings and the tattoos, his face looks bright for the first time ever in the sunlight peeking past the tree hanging over them and the farm sitting far away. “…Whitney. It’s… it’s Whitney.”

“Well then!” Vy hummed, making sure to pat his wet cheek a few more times for good measure before lowering her left hand to take his in a squeeze. “It’s nice to meet you, Whitney! Hurt and all! I have some time on my hands being a passerby, so why don’t we chat for a bit? Hopefully get the tears out of you too!” 

Because when barely anyone outside of Mash and the Servants — Robin especially — reached out when she woke up crying, the least Vy could do was make sure no one else could have a repeat experience.

#mastersona vy #whitney the bully #gift things #writing #unedited #fate grand order #degrees of lewdity fanfic #no 18+ stuff here #just fluff #and comfort #long post #text post #from one artist to another #dol homestead au

[theunfairfolk]

hi i need an answer kinda fast does any type of salt work to ward off faeries? like can i use road salt? thanks

hands shaking as you type this into your phone from your position inside a circle of road salt at home depot as a gnome absolutely mangles the lighting section

#ask #anon #fae #faries #salt #faeries #too many vowels #gnome #triangle

[itsonlythee-sims]

a few of the things I'm working on right now:

DDV car bed conversion/mesh edit/texture edit - reworking this to be a separated single bed frame with simlish text (and license plate)

12ft Home Depot Yard Skeleton with gnome for scale

Mary's Lighthouse from OFMD (just need to take in game screenshots with my Ed & Stede sims)

these silly headphone mesh edits I made when Everyday Clutter came out (basically done, why haven't I released these yet)

stylized ceiling lamps

Akechi Persona5's Crow mask

WiiFit balance board as meditation stool

#s4cc wip #itsonlythee-sims #wip #ts4 #cc wip #sims 4 #maxis match cc #shares appreciated! I'd love more people to see these #keep it simlish #simlish cc maker #maxis match cc maker #my cc

[anonymouspuzzler]

list of top 10 items minnie is going to steal from home depot

LITHIUM ION BATTERIES

REGULAR BATTERIES

AS MANY PAINT SAMPLE CHIPS AS SHE CAN GRAB BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES

UTILITY KNIFE

IF FALL - AT LEAST ONE MINIATURE DECORATIVE GOURD

TRIMMINGS FROM SEVERAL PLANTS THAT CAN BE REPLANTED TO GROW A NEW PLANT (SHE WOULD DOWNLOAD A PLANT)

HANDFUL OF MULCH

IF FALL - ANY HALLOWEEN DECORATION SHE CAN FIT IN HER JACKET

IF WINTER - THE CREEPIEST ELF AND/OR GNOME SHE CAN FIT IN HER JACKET AND HIDE SOMEWHERE TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF BUCK

HANDSAW (FAILS AT THIS)

#anonymous puzzler answers #anonymous puzzler originals #villain coded comic #plebeian2logist #tw all caps #buck and davey WILL regret teaching this kid to shoplift.

[danwithouttheplan]

Wandering around the local Home Depot and accidentally stumbling into a suspicious back room where they are experimenting on combining garden gnomes with lawn flamingos. A notification pops up in the corner of my vision:

Area 100% Explored +10XP

#danblab

[highintlowwispod]

Hi-lo everyone 🔥it's new episode day🔥 Our fearless adventurers have got all the components they need for their totally-not-copyrighted-at-all spell… somewhere in this city. It's all obtainable somehow — they've at least got the cat now! How hard can it possibly be to scrounge up the rest of the required bits? Who in their party might have easy access to some dank incense? Where can they possibly find blood? Is there even a moon in this fantasy world under whom’s light this ancient and terrifying magic can take place?

And which is the better place to find a ladder: Home Despot, Gnome Depot, or Low’s Halfling Hole Improvement? We absolutely will not promise you that any of these questions will be answered. But we can promise you will have a helluva good time listening to us try to find that out!

Episode 6 “Cat + Drugs + Arson = Girl Dinner!” is out now on your podcatcher of choice! For more info on where you can listen to these most excellent eps, or more info on us in general, go to bit.ly/m/High-INT-Low-WIS

#highintlowwis #actual play podcast #ttrpg podcast #this one is shorter but has a lot of good goofs y'all should really give it a listen!!