#goass

[backhurtyy]

i need to know how peter and miguel met like i need to know why peter was there and how he got there and what he did and was he already part of the spider society at that point or was the spider society not a thing yet did miguel and peter make it because of what happened i NEED TO FUCKING KNOW IM GOING CRAZY

#I NEED TO KNOW IM FUCKING CHEWING ON GOASS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED ANSWERSAHDHXHHSJSKDLXL #this was all i was thinking about in the shower lmao #spiderdads #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse

[lordacne]

good morning i’m in agony

#i know it’s 3pm fuck off #my back has taken a complaint out against me #woke up and cry #i hate this body so much at times #my skin is paper and all my bones are made of goass #glass*

[nazumichi]

rhey r mareied rheir marriwges swag

#raii talks a lot #gn won’t slebaborate #my eyes are blurry i took off my goasses

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

daisy and I like to play a game called “don’t step on the puppy” where she lays right under my bed and I end up falling on my fucking face so I don’t step on her

#almost broke my goasses #em rambles

[moonlitgarbage]

🫡 is coming for 🤠’s spot as my favorite emoji

#i get a little drunk and its like whos tongue is gonna be in my mouth lmao #this national championship is so fun #me #brain ramblies #ive literally had like a goass and a half of wine i am such a lightweight now

[ryan-is-a-god]

Sometimes you just gotta walk outside and scream.

Other times you just gotta buy whatever's been sitting in your Amazon cart.

There's a natural order to these things.

#my amazon cart contains a replica gold plated ring #you know what the ring is #its the ONE ring #the one ring to rule them all #and also a really well done Loki backpack #I'll probably just go scream but i moght get that cart #had to huy goasses though ao maybe not #my eyesight is literally a lie #this has derailed #anyways tags #screams into the abyss #clicks buy #amazon

[gnfkitten]

Keith is the one with the glasses

?

#they both have goasses

[shcherbatskya]

i love saying i would thrive in places i would not thrive.

#real quotes: ‘i would thrive if i lived in strauss’s time (1800s germany.)’ ‘i would love to live when opera was really popular’ #‘i’d have so much fun in ancient rome’ #GIRL! you are a lesbian mentally i’ll litwrally have the worst goasses prescription ever have a bunch of chronic health problems the list #goes on and on!! #samael speaks

[starsomens]

why doesn’t anyone wanna talk about nerdy Noah?

I love that side of him a lot and I wish he was comfortable to show us it

I wanna know his fav video games, why are they his favorite?

his fav tv shows and movies? Like cmon. I can listen to him ramble about the things he loves dearly for hours

WE LOVE TALKING ABOUT NERDY NOAH! IN FACT I MISS HIM WITH GOASSES ON IT WAS HOT AND DUTE ASF WE NEED IT BACK

NERD NOAH = BEST NOAH

Hopefully we can see more of that in the future

NEXT!

#bad omens #noah sebastian #star’s anons✨ #bad omens cult #noahsebastian

[quackcitylimits]

goasses

[planetary]

can we all love and drink juice? i kisss stwling juic from school. i lut it in my hoodie packettes. i played rome o in my class romeo and julief. and my friends said i would look hot if i was a boy. rhey didnt even jnow! i think i smoked the boy weed that makes you a boy because im havinf kind of a boy momet. im Man Cadi now manly cadi. masculine cadi. cado. arcadio angelo. devil!!! one million devilsupon the earth! lest we trip and fall we jave to STOP THEM 🛑 RAAAAAHHRRRR (Tiger scream.)

So can you he/him me now for a little while and my boy name is Jupiter or Steak (joke dor steak its not my name but i do love to eat it) or william howard taft joined weeser or i can’t remember other names i like ill get my Goo Goo Dock You Mint (goole documant)

Okay I can be Callisto too and briar if thats for boys. Jupiter/Callisto or nickolas unless thats weird to doa d isador i would say but it makes me sound like a french man who wouldn’t be your friend and i would ve your friend and i am not french but i went there and fell aslele on a fench wnd w guy fvaped jn my face (strabwrry scented ) and cars didnt stop if you were walkinf and the lourve got hot becayse the goass roof and theres garbage cand everyrhwee! and i had a bad time in the hotel one night because of some problems with behavuor. and the instant messagimg app. Oh dhit i forgot i havw to do something slimy and sludgey like gloop and oonk slop bongo 🥁 the drums and drumsticks for playing itwait its not a bomko drum at all thats so fucking stupid i can make a carot thougk olllllllllll

🥕

Big one

carerot 🥕 now a littl eone

🥕 i can make it smaller

, ok its smaller

and now it left forever so whatever it was limited edition and if you missed it youre shit out of luck lol sorry meow yeah

Inforgot yeah im boy cadi im boy mode im man guy mode im gonna kiss all of my gay man followers before my gender changes back into a pumpkin at midnight. sorry unless you didnt get mad af me

Ooo mm going to .. BLUE Slop! Llaaaa in my sleesp now. OkAYYYY OKAY OKAY YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY LLKLLALALALLALLLLLALALA 🥕 OU MY GOD IT CAME BACK MMMMCRUNKH ch i want ghe line even Zno it even has to be even ok yay lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oklllllll i love to hit the l button right now like yeah really

mmmaaaaaaamammfmskllla ait fels too good to tap it all I haveI MM HAVE TO GOU OK OK YAAAA

[aerial-aceing-it]

ddo the trees look weirdto anyone else? Maybe I needmy goasses prescription uodatedd

#I swearr ican see keavesjudt… going thru #eachother #but thaymakes no sense #must be atrick of the lighht. #pkmn irl #glitchpocalypse

[wetcathyde]

YEAAAAHHH THE GOASS SCIENTISTS

YES THE GLASS SCIENTISTS!! EXCEPT- I'M NOT A SCIENTIST- THAT'S KIND OF JEKYLL-

#tgs #the glass scientists #edward hyde

[penisliker-moved]

also isnt if crazy glasses are. the goasses being the crazy thing i mean. who thought of that.... how did they figure out the like.. thick glas thang.... insane. i need glasses rly bad and i have them. but wuy do they hurt my eyes thats so fucked! they should make a glaases that doesnt hurt your eyes. whatever i need to fucking drink more..i hate my job btw i fucking hate guests and theyre always like omg can i get towels. can you hand me a garbage bag Shutttt the fuck up go away idc..... my boss found a gun in a room the touer day !?!?!? it was in the closet on the shelf. so she ws like check the shelf in the closet OR ELSE! and we have to check all th drawers extra carefully. but she ws like. it could go off at ANY MOMENT and im very pro gun safety but i feel likee. probbaly not unless you pull th trigger right..but thats so scary eho would just leave their gun in the room.. bc tgeyre probably like

expensive right woaahhhh de javu. not how thats soelled probabkly. hut like guns r probably like..125$.... mijimum. bc they woudlnt just sell them for like 2dollars. and also why would you 1. bring yr gun on a trip 2. put it on the closet shelf ???? but shs ws like if u find a gun DONT TOUCH IT !Nwhich is a good true thang. but she told us t go gether which is likeee is she allowed to touch it.. or does she jurt fall th cops and go Gunt trigger warning. and the cops take it? and do i atill have to clean the room if i find a gun.. or is it like an ooo (out of order) bc th cops have to come like.look at it. also i was watching buzzfeed hnsolved Sorry but the compilatons are good to listen to at work. and they were like So many murders at hotels.. and well ive never found one... idek what id do like would i cry ??? no bc idk the cunt and also i hate guests. a lot of ppl r like I WS SO SCARED!!! but why be scared girlboss. persons already dead and rh killer isnt gonna just stand next to ir like yas 👍 i did that. laso i think a lot of rhe fear of like. dead bodies. is rly upsetting bc before we like. has wakes and we took carenof our dead n everything... before burial..and i miss that well i wasnt akive. bur i hate the funeral industry a lot and i think ab i need to do a paragrsph break ive been talking for so long.

so like i think abt the funerao indistry a lot bc its so sucks like. I get why some ppl would want the body prepared and stuff. but i think th like. mourning epriod is so important and totally ignored by society... when in olden times theyd like. Be with the body and stuff and i think thats rly important for like..coping with the death.... i miss my grannt so fucking much thats mostly unrelated but i think a lot abtike. i wonder how decomposed she is... idk if thats weird but i think that helps me rationalize it but there arent a lot pf sources on how decomposed shed be. since she ws prepared and everything. but its almost. 2 years now fuck..i rly rly miss her so bad i cant believe shes never comjng bacm. yk. when it happened i dont think it set in bc it ws so sudden and i ws like. like i knew she was dead and ik death is permanent but like. shes rly rly fucking gone. yk

#alcohol tw #death tw #ummm im crying now sry #a2t #gonna texr my cousin abt this shit idfk..or talk to my sibling

[pridemoth1]

Guess Glass'll have to make another wedding gift o7 and an autopsy report - Out of Goass

// TmT yall are moving so fastttt!! CelesPri hasn't even met prince Leo yet!!!

#celestial au

[clowniebutt]

MY GOASSES ARENT ON MY BED FUCK