#goatman's bridge meme

[geniepuppet]

Demons HATE him!! Learn how this man became a bridge owner **OVERNIGHT!!!**

#shane madej #watcher entertainment #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural #goatman #the demonic goatman's bridge #bfu:s s3 #patch posts #me‚ trying to take a nap: #my brain: make a meme #me: the video has been out for over 5 years #my brain: post it #anyway #someone remind me to make this an actual edit eventually

[amethystasra]

real picture taken of goatman on goatman's bridge

#the arcana #the arcana game #lucio morgasson #count lucio #lucio #goatman #the arcana lucio #devil lucio #goatmans bridge #the arcana memes

[cigmac]

I’ll never forget this Snapchat I got in 2020 or 2019 about a lost dog that looks like a cryptid sighting

Because I was so tickled I suddenly had the audacity remake the goddamn goatman bridge meme with it and it’s my unseen masterpiece that you need to be in the know to give a fuck about (the know being me and two other people) so basically someone has to see it

#meme #cryptid #good nominee for immediate flop post #dog #scooby doo #goatman #goatmans bridge #what if we kissed #real #Zach bagans #lost dog #snapchat

[nonbayanary]

ok but like. hirusena AU where hiruma’s a demon goatman living on a bridge, and sena’s the depressed guy who lives nearby.

hiruma’s constantly patting himself on the back for his brilliant idea: haunting a bridge in a forest. he prefers living in the human realm bcs acquiring living spaces in hell is hella (pun intended) expensive. demons are at each other’s throats all the time just to secure territory. but the human realm is basically free real estate.

and because demons increase their power by feeding off of the emotions of humans, then there’s an additional bonus: living quarters with no rent AND a constant supply of energy. 

hiruma targets the people crossing his bridge. example: some happy person walks onto the bridge. when they walk off it, their happiness is seeped away. another person is excited when they step onto the bridge. when they step off the bridge, the excitement fades, replaced by a cold sort of numbness.

the phenomenon becomes so common, that the humans living nearby stop using the bridge, or move away from the area. 

except for kobayakawa sena.

sena lives in a cottage, on the outskirts of the closest village. he crosses the same bridge everyday when he walks to the village for food and supplies. it always mildly confuses him when his ex-neighbors say the bridge is haunted. 

well sure, sena does feel like he’s being watched whenever he’s crossing the bridge. and sure, it does have this strange vibe to it. 

but sena has a different experience. 

whenever he crosses the bridge, it always takes some of his sadness away. sometimes, his thoughts are in a downward spiral when he’s walking home. and yet, after crossing that bridge on the way to his cottage, his spirits lift. 

in a strange way, sena has a fondness for that bridge. he’s almost always occupied by melancholy, despair, and even intrusive thoughts which oscillate between self-destruction and self-loathing. 

he’s been subjected to trauma at different points of his life. and only after moving in the cottage a few months ago has he finally start healing. the problem is: it’s hard to heal, especially when he’s alone, and he doesn’t entirely know where to start. 

hiruma starts recognizing sena as the “local sadboi.” every other human who crosses hiruma’s bridge has a range of emotions he sucks away. he rarely gets the same emotion from the same person. 

but with sena, it’s always, always sadness. 

as time passes, hiruma gets lonely. sure, sometimes his fellow demon bros kurita, cerberus, and musashi come to visit. but as kurita’s busy helping out his own father manage a demonic cult, and musashi’s busy helping out his own father construct new living spaces for demons in hell, it leaves hiruma on his own, more often than not. cerberus is busy guarding the gates of hell, so he’s the busiest of them all.

it doesn’t help that most humans, due to a mix of classical conditioning and a healthy fear of haunted places, have now grown to avoid hiruma’s bridge altogether. 

all except one human. the local sadboi, kobayakawa sena.

in a strange turn of events, hiruma starts looking forward to those tiny pockets of time when the sad human crosses the bridge. 

hiruma tells himself, “it’s definitely because i crave power. this chibi’s emotions provide me a strong source of energy.”

“and no,” hiruma berates himself, “it definitely isn’t because the fucker’s face always lights up in a tiny smile, whenever he steps off the bridge. ABSOLUTELY NOT.” hiruma knows local sadboi can only smile bcs the sadness is taken away from him, if only momentarily.

but hiruma knows this too: he is in denial.

the truth is this: he looks forward to sadboi’s smiles.

(cue, KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE)

hiruma: motherfucker, i cannot emphasize this enough: i am LITERALLY feeding off of ur fucking emotions

sena, shrugging: dont need therapy when someone starts eating The Sad(TM) away

hiruma, whispering: what the FUCK

(based on memes & vines)

sena, singing:  when i think about my worries and i think about my strife, here is what i simply sayyyyy: AAAAAAAAAAAA

hiruma, in an internal squidward voice: oh no, he’s HOT!

yes, this is based on the demon goatman bridge episode in “buzzfeed unsolved.” and yes, y’all can definitely use this prompt!!!  /gen

#senahiru #HiruSena #hiruma yoichi #hiruma #yoichi hiruma #prompts #hirusena prompts #hirusena prompt #prompt #hiruma youichi #youichi #Youichi Hiruma #HirumaYouichi #youichihiruma #HirumaYoichi #yoichihiruma #eyeshield 21 #eyeshield21 #buzzfeed unsolved au #es21 #es21 prompts #hiruma x sena #sena x hiruma

[wolfgirlclit]

What's your favourite bridge?

I believe the bridge shuffle, it's a funky way of handling cards and it's very impressive to me! I've never managed to actually get it down, so it's fascinating to me!

Secondarily, Goatman's Bridge! Because of memes and also demons

#anon #ask #weird questions request

[photobombingcryptid]

If Meme were a monster he'd be something like Shub-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young. Otherwise maybe the Goatman of Goatman bridge (which now belongs to Shane Madej).

Somewhere out there, Meme might be friends with a being like this Shub-Niggurath. Meets up with it annually, they have a drink, they open a stuck jar of snacks for Meme and part ways.

#asks #the trophy case #meme vc oh no i gotta quantum jump to meet with my eldritch friend #anonymous

[aimasup]

Draxum's Bridge (ROTTMNT) fan animatic

Original audio: The Demonic Goatman's Bridge from Buzzfeed: Unsolved Supernatural

Softwares used: Medibang Paint Pro and Kinemaster app

Slider who fears no god continues to bully his littlest brother more at 3

#my art #my post #my video #rottmnt #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey #rottmnt raph #rise raph #leonardo hamato #michelangelo hamato #raphael hamato #buzzfeed unsolved supernatural #goatman's bridge meme #animatic #my animatic #rottmnt animatic

[nabesthetics]

idk just figured these can make fun gifs, pfff

(yes I am still way too amused by the “Icarus playing chicken with the Sun” joke)

#Julian plz #I need to make more video edits they're so fun to do #maybe something aside from the Buzzfeed tho I wanna use other characters too #...ok MAYBE I'll do the Goatman Bridge one #the Arcana #the Arcana memes #the Arcana edit #gif #Julian Devorak #Asra Alnazar #Lucio Morgasson #Count Lucio

[afurrybutthememekind]

@shepherds-of-haven as Buzfeed Unsolved. Pt1 because I got carried away.

#shepherds of haven memes #shepards of haven #im not gonna tag every individual character #i put chase on the goatmans bridge #just like lena asked #i have a bunch more already made #and even more waiting to be made #who knows what will happen #we simply do not know the will of the gods #(the will of the gods is probably for me to make more but im just guessing) #(the gods are not clear in their will) #my wife: get a job #me making memes: uh in a minute

[spirit-box-me-daddy]

#bfu #bun #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved memes #buzzfeed #meme #memes #shane and ryan #goatman #goatmans bridge #power #money

[rp-meme-central]

Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural - The Demonic Goatman’s Bridge - sentence starters

1. “How can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?” 

2. “I’m fucking nervous, _____. I feel like I’m gonna vomit.” 

3. “Welcome to ______. We’re all assholes here. None of us believe in ghosts. Population: me.” 

4. “You know what, ______, I’m not trying to scare you, but I’ve got a bad feeling about this one.” 

5. “Oh, _____. You’ve outdumbed yourself.” 

6. “Do you ever think _____ watches these videos and is disappointed in you?” 

7. “If you don’t believe, then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want. I’ll stand over here.” 

8. “You want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me!” 

9. “Talking to the ______. Opening up a line of communication. ______ would be very disappointed.” 

10. “Shut the fuck up. I’m gonna murder you.” 

11. “I don’t even have my hand ready on my pistol.” 

12. “You know, if you want me off your bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.” 

13. “We’ll be back, ______. This is, after all, our bridge now.” 

14. “No, it’s not an effective technique. It’s a way to get killed.” 

15. “When was the last time you walked into a dark wood?” 

16. “This is so much scarier than hunting fuckin’ Sasquatch.” 

17. “Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I would appreciate that.” 

18. “You’re like one of those carwash blowy things that’s out front just wigglin’ around.” 

19. “Anyone doing up to no good out here?” 

20. “There’s something over there. I don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.”

21. “We’re here for the cult stuff? We saw the ad on Craigslist.” 

22. “They wouldn’t be hiding in the bushes, would they?” 

23. “This looks fun. This odd collection of branches. It looks like a witch lair or something.” 

24. “You can’t be doing occult stuff like this. It’s a week night.” 

25. “I’m just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now, and it’s freaking me the fuck out.” 

26. “Ouija? I’ve done it before. It’s a blast.”    

27. “I’m scared to use a Ouija board in the comfort of my own home. I never thought the first time I would ever use a Ouija board would be here.” 

28. “I’m about to die for the internet.” 

29. “You put salt around us. Doesn’t that mean ______ can’t get to the Ouija board?” 

30. “If you can’t spell your name then this bridge is officially mine.” 

31. “You’re not going to say mean things to it on your way out?” 

32. “Just gloat a little bit. This is a win for you.” 

33. “As we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal world... you fucking wimp.” 

34. “There’s a small fraction of my mind that is definitely disappointed we never saw him/her/them/it, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t relieved.”  

#rp memes #sentence starters #buzzfeed multiplayer #buzzfeed unsolved supernatural #the demonic goatman's bridge

[cryptidbelief]

reminder of the time we found men’s underwear and shorts just under goatmans bridge. yes, i report, there were indeed gay horny boys.

#mod maddy #posting as a little hint that we may be visiting again #;) #cryptid #goatman #goatmans bridge #buzzfeed unsolved #cryptids #cryptozoology #cryptid memes #cryptozoology memes #cryptid meme #cryptid hunting

[pinextree]

📱: show your home/lockscreen!

( answered here )

#answers #meme day #if you don't want to click the home screen is a picture of a forest of pine trees #and the lock screen is a picture of Ryan and Shane with the ouija board on goatman's bridge #xnameiswreckitralphx

[deleted-nobodytm]

OOC.

Memes: Wikipedia archives ( Memes );

OOC: You’re an entrepreneurial paranormal investigator–I’m insane. ( OOC );

Offline || To Do Lists: (WHEEZE) ( Offline );

Mun Questions: I’ve connected the dots || you didn’t connect SHIT ( Ask Max );

PSA: despite what Wikipedia says we own a bridge ( PSA );

Save Tag: Even the most beautiful places hold the darkest secrets ( Save );

Queue: QUEUE YOU GOATMAN IT’S MY BRIDGE NOW ( Queue );

Mun Posts: the internet’s paranormal bad boy ( Max );

Promos:  We’re here for the cult stuff || we saw the ad on craigslist ( promos );

Self Promos: I’ve danced with a lot of demons in my day ( Self promos );

Wishlist: Take me out || Like on a date or with a sniper? || Surprise me ( Wishlist );

Mun Art:  Don’t jump to conclusions || I’ve jumped and I’ve landed  ( Max Art );

Mun Writing: What kind of idiot would do this? || Me I’m the fool ( Meta );

Mun Face: Hit with the classic :no comment: ( Max Face );

#tag drop; #Wikipedia archives ( Memes ); #You’re an entrepreneurial paranormal investigator–I’m insane. ( OOC ); #(WHEEZE) ( Offline ); #I’ve connected the dots || you didn’t connect SHIT ( Ask Max ); #despite what Wikipedia says we own a bridge ( PSA ); #Even the most beautiful places hold the darkest secrets ( Save ); #QUEUE YOU GOATMAN IT’S MY BRIDGE NOW ( Queue ); #the internet’s paranormal bad boy ( Max ); #We’re here for the cult stuff || we saw the ad on craigslist ( promos ); #I’ve danced with a lot of demons in my day ( Self promos ); #Take me out || Like on a date or with a sniper? || Surprise me ( Wishlist ); #Don’t jump to conclusions || I’ve jumped and I’ve landed ( Max Art ); #What kind of idiot would do this? || Me I’m the fool ( Meta ); #Hit with the classic :no comment: ( Max Face );

[toma-loma]

What if we fucked on Goatmans bridge 😳😳

#yeah don't worry i want death #shitpost #goatmans bridge #goat #what if #alton bridge #what if we fucked #we could make satan babies #or goat babies #your choice #couple goals #I'm too lazy to make the meme