#goblin kid

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #this man #scratches a special part of my brain #makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺 #I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions

[jesse-is-inarguably-purple]

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

#and THEN first thing in the morning you find the goblin teen paralyzed in the courtyard #anyway im rewatching fhsy in preparation for junior year and WHAT a trip #the way garthy just casually refers to ayda as the librarian of the compass points library #THATS YOUR MOM/DAUGHTER #my HEART #also god i love sandra lynn so much #AND tracker #AND ragh #AND each and every one of the bad kids #missed them <3 <3 <3 #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high: sophmore year #fhsy #d20 fhsy #garthy obrien #original

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

[coquelicoq]

what i like especially about the pronouns in the goblin emperor is that this language doesn't just have the T-V distinction (aka informal vs. formal second-person pronouns, in this case 'thou' vs. 'you'), it also has informal and formal first-person pronouns. having BOTH of these distinctions in the same language lets you fine-tune your tone by mixing and matching. with only one axis of formality, when you use informal pronouns, are you being familiar in an intimate way, or in an insolent or dismissive way? when you use formal pronouns, are you being polite or standoffish? you can't tell just from the pronouns; there's ambiguity. but a language where you can use a formal first-person pronoun in the same sentence as an informal second-person pronoun allows you to distance yourself (via the formal first) while also being familiar (via the informal second), thereby achieving the conversational tenor known to linguists as Fuck Thee Specifically.

#just kidding i don't know what linguists call that tenor. or any tenors. i'm not totally positive what a tenor even is #but i can't let that stop me from writing a jokey post on tumblr dot com #register is a very interesting area of linguistics that i know very little about #so i'm probably revealing the depths of my vast ignorance here to all the sociolinguists who surely hang on my every word #but i've always thought of the formal/informal pronoun thing as being about two things: intimacy-distance & rudeness-politeness #and of course you can usually tell from context whether a formal pronoun is meant to indicate distance or politeness #(plus distance and politeness are related to each other (to various degrees depending on culture)) #but it seems like it would be cool to have a built-in alignment chart of sorts just for pronoun combos #instead of prep jock nerd goth...why not try intimate self-effacing polite superior? #the goblin emperor #pronouns #register #sociolinguistics #my posts #f #anyway i know i said i wasn't going to reread the goblin emperor...but guess what. lol #and i edited my tags on that earlier post but fyi the language DOES distinguish between plural and formal singular pronouns #i had said i thought it used the same pronouns for plural and formal but i just wasn't paying close enough attention #so anyway i just reread the part where maia is talking to setheris in formal first and informal second #and you can see setheris going ohhh shit. oh shit oh shit oh shit #i'm in biiiiiig trouble #you sure are dude. that's the Time to Grovel signal #it's interesting because at the very beginning of the book when i first saw the formal first used i just thought it was the royal we #because i knew the main character was supposed to be royalty #but then EVERYONE was doing it. so it's not the royal we it's just the formal we #however. this does make me realize that the way the royal we would function in a language that retains the t-v distinction #is the same way i'm describing here. it's just reserving that particular tone (i'm better than you and am displeased with you) #for royalty only. which makes sense given royalty's whole deal

[bugsoda]

*B I T E S you* oh sorry nothing personal haha

*B I T ES you again*

oops! gremlin brain, you get it haha

#reblog to B I T E everyone #i seriously need to go to bed #everyone should block me what is this #who am i kidding this is a normal [bugsoda] post #gremlincore #goblincore #gremlin brain #goblin brain #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #bites you bites you bites you #bastardcore #bugsoda

[boggysbitch]

grix is racist for using dominate monster actually

#d20 #dimension 20 #d20 spoilers #fhjy #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 fhjy #riz gukgak #because it’s not because he thinks the bad kids are monstrous in a metaphorical way #he saw a goblin and called him a monster

[lilgoblinbitch]

i think tonight is a rewatch episode four and crack open a bottle of wine type of night.

"why" you ask? because...

BECAUSE my brain is fuzzy and is going a million miles a minute from watching this scene. it is a cinematic masterpiece and i need to cherish it again.

#the lighting is immaculate #danai you're a fucking genius #i'm telling my future kids this is romeo and juliet #rick grimes #the ones who live #towl episode 4 #twd towl #michonne grimes #richonne #the walking dead #twd #twd: the ones who live #danai gurira #andrew lincoln #andy and danai #rick and michonne #goblin speaks #i cannot stop blabbering about these two

[kaciidubs]

AYWAYS. On a scale from 1-10 how easily could kitty felix cum from playing woth his tail or hos ears?

OOOHOHOHOHOH, WHAT A QUESTION!!!!

❣ Pairing; Kitty Shifter! Felix x Reader ❣ ❣ Warnings; slight Dom! Reader, coming untouched, slight overstimulation, kitty Lix is a mess for you ❣

Kitty Felix is a sensitive little bean, if you so as run your hands through his hair in a passive motion, he's rubbing his head against your hand begging for more, his tail swaying eagerly.

So, when you decide to test just how sensitive he gets, it's no surprise that after a minute of massaging your fingers at the base of his ears, he's a pouty mess; mewling and pleading for you to touch him everywhere else.

Everywhere else must have included his lower back, the area where his tail was - the part of his body that interested you the most - because that's where your right hand decides to go.

Having him seated on your lap was a perfect decision because it gave you a front row seat to the best sight in the world; Felix dressed in only an oversized t-shirt, bunched at his hips and exposing his leaking dick - twitching and begging to be put to use.

The instant he felt your touch at the base of his spine he nearly fell backwards from the way his back arched, your firm hold keeping him steady despite the way he shook.

"P-Please! Why- It's so- I-" He swallowed thickly, nearly choking on hos own spit, "I-I'm gonna- I can't-"

His hips bucked into the air, his cock throbbing as a steady stream of precum drooled from his untouched tip, staining your pants.

Your fingertips danced around the fine hairs at the base of his tail, while your left hand continued to rub his soft ears - and when your fingers accidentally pinched the base his world stopped, a high, broken moan shooting from his mouth.

His body jerked as streaks of cum shot from his dick in seemingly endless webs, landing on your shirt and the space between you; his choked breaths melting into sobs of relief.

You moved your hands to his waist, gently cooing words of praise while he came down from his high, "Good boy, breathe for me kitty, deep breaths - did such a good job for me, kitten, such a good job."

After a minute, he was calm enough to open his eyes, glossy with unshed tears yet shining with raw adoration and love.

"I told you, you could come just from me touching you, pretty." You hummed with a smile, bringing a hand up to cup his freckled cheek.

"Y-Yeah," he pouted, leaning into your touch, "but I like being i-inside you, better."

Mirroring his pout cutely, you nod in understanding, "Okay kitten - let me treat you for letting me do this, then, okay?"

So uh, to answer your question? 10 - but poor baby would rather feel you wrapped around him in some sense!

#✧. ┊ kacii answers #✧. ┊ my darling goblin #✧. ┊ precious mooties #stray kids smut #skz smut #lee felix x reader #lee yongbok x reader #lee felix smut #lee yongbok smut #Shifter! AU SKZ #Kitten! Felix #Hybrid! AU SKZ

[eff-plays]

Not to be controversial or whatever but it is really funny how the game frames you as a monster if you turn on the tieflings (and, like, fair, they're entirely powerless refugees and I will personally always pick them because I love tieflings), but then forces you to murder goblin children and that's never even mentioned. If you don't kill those three kids throwing rocks at Halsin, he will do it instead. Halsin, the fan favorite, kills a bunch of goblin kids. Just absolutely mows them down.

And like, yeah, they're shitty little brats, but they're still ... kids? Ya know? Mowing them down doesn't even get brought up. It's so funny to me. I feel like if Larian wanted this to be a moral dilemma they wouldn't paint one as the moraly correct choice and the other as the "evil" choice multiple characters call you out for and leave the party over, so why put a bunch of little goblin kids at the goblin camp? And then never acknowledge them? Do they not count because goblins are always chaotic evil? But then mind flayers and bugbears get to be morally complex and sympathetic? What's going on?

I always feel bad for killing them, but not killing them literally has gameplay consequences (if you let them run away, they alert the entire camp afaik). So the game wants you to kill them. And I'm just supposed to be chill with that?

Mind, I don't care about killing kids in video games, but it is weird that the tiefling children are given a lot more value and innocence than the goblin ones, especially for such a Complex Game TM.

#bg3 #bg3 critical #i guess? it's more like ... what. why is this? #also if you side with the goblins do you even get to be like 'well there were kids at their camp too?' are they literally ever mentioned?

[moodboard-d]

#snufkin #moodboard #aesthetic #icons #indie #pinterest #naturecore #cottage aesthetic #cottagecore #moomin #goblincore #goblin girl #green goblin #kidcore #kids toys #cartoon #90s #2000s nostalgia #y2k nostalgia #nostalgia #cartoon moodboard #cozy #autumn #age regression #sfw agere #agere blog #age regressor #dark green #green #snufkin and moomin

[standingappa]

headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts

#scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #harry potter #hpcc #headcannon as well that after mcgonagall retires the new headmaster implements normal fucking classes like MATH and english #how u gonna teach only magic these kids are going to be dumb asf #HOW ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TEACH MATH AT HOGWARTS???? whoooooo is managing the finances of wizarding companies because it sure as hell is not #goblins

[xxstar-girl]

SPIDER-VERSE

lee minho x spider-woman!reader

✩ SYNOPSIS: han y/n is a college student and quiet girl, she also has a secret identity, spider-woman. her best friends don’t even know that she’s the one saving people and putting away villains.

✩ PAIRING: lee minho x female!reader

✩ WARNING: character death, suggestive themes, violence, profanity, alcohol use, mentions of parents death

✩ GENRE: spider-man au, friends to lovers, miscommunication, crack, fluff, angst, fake texts, written

✩ TAGLIST: open!!!

[friends][villains]

01: call to duty

#stray kids #fluff #lee minho x reader #lee minho #lee know #lee felix #lee know x reader #yang jeongin #shin ryujin #kang yeosang #bangchan #kim jennie #jake enhypen #han jisung #spider man au #venom #green goblin #sandman #dr octopus #smau #skz #angst

[captainkirkk]

I adore every moment that Maia thinks about what his father would have done and actively chooses to do the opposite, to choose compassion even when it's hard and goes against his instincts

His internal pov is very self-deprecating and draws attention to his own perceived weaknesses as a baby emperor, but it must take so much bravery and strength to continue to try to be compassionate, to not choose cruelty, especially towards people that disdain him or want to use him for their own gain

#im proud of all his little moments of strength #though im very worried about this kid #tge #the goblin emperor #liveblogging #my posts #another way tge is different to HOTE: we get maia's humble and self depreciating pov #and his own embarrassed inner monologue #instead of cliopher mdang's love sick and deeply admiring pov on his beloved emperor #would be VERY interested to read the pov of the other characters in tge

[conflitdecanard]

Big fishing time for tiny goblins !

Button teaches a great lesson to Pix about fishing ! Maybe ! Button belongs to @aibouart !! Pix belongs to me heehee !

#doodles #oc #goblin #dnd oc #pix delegance #other people's ocs #aibouart #allsaasart #Barely kidding when I say Button and Pix are what keeping me stable rn

[ride-a-dromedary]

Imagine spending a century trying to put an end to the suffering of a singular (powerful and connected to the entirety of the surrounding land tbf) fae child to rid the land of a curse, succeeding, and then being dragged to a place where literally hundreds of children are suffering and starving and dying and there's not even a pinpoint reason for it, people are just letting it happen, and then when you express that maybe that's actually kinda fucked up, being told: "Idk I think you're overreacting"

#this is about halsin in baldur's gate #BG3 Musing #if i were halsin maybe i too would seriously contemplate tearing down the establishment board by board #i'm sorry that slight change to that line saying that halsin's idea of harshly judging baldur's gate being TYRANNICAL like bro #tyrannical to whom? bootlickers and politicians that are rewarded by a corrupt system? #it's almost funny with how obtuse it is but also???? #that's why orin's thing is such a gut punch - halsin's primary concern is the life that isn't even being given a chance to thrive #imagine being the *cause* of their suffering - of their deaths #bravo orin good research skills #elves value children! they are precious and far between! of course he thinks that's fucked up!! #and he would be *right* #halsin should respond to a player saying that with a 'i pray to silvanus you never procreate' #also anyone bring up the goblin kids on this post it's on sight

[oatmiruku]

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