#goblin shit

[hobgobknowsbest]

#goblincore #goblin culture #goblin vibes #goblin things #goblin community #seed bombs #fuck golf courses #goblin shit

[the-better-goblin-council]

What are your on the wizard councils? Are there any that are fair to us goblins, or are they all goblinphobes? >:(

OOC: did you mean opinions?

Answer: i would hope all the councils are fair to us! i know @the-gnomish-bastard employs goblins as well (conditions aren’t too bad there- coming from a former employee).

@the-better-wizard-council @the-worse-wizard-council @the-wozard-council @8ball-wizard @the-druid-council @the-horse-wizard-council @the-wetland-wizard-council @the-council-wizard @the-illegal-wizard-council

what do you guys think of goblins?

#woah an ask! #the better goblin council #goblin #goblins #wizard council #wizard #wizardblr #wizardposting #wizard island #wizardcore #goblin shit #wizard councils

[iwillhityouwithachair]

GUYS. I JUST FOUND THE BESTEST WEBSITE. IT'S CALLED GOBLIN TOOLS. IT'S FOR IF YOU SUCK AT DOING THINGS.

I FOUND IT IN THE NOTES ON SOMEONE'S POST AND IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

LIKE LOOK

THERE'S LEVELS TO HOW MUCH HELP YOU NEED

okay but look I SUCK at cleaning my room. like it is a MESS. constantly.

And so I told it I needed to clean my room (also the bit at the top is great lol)

And since I have so much trouble, I put it at maximum spiciness. And it gave me a step-by-step of how to clean my room. Like LOOK

Like???? How did I not know this existed????? Idk but idc I have it now and that's what counts an I'm gonna use it al the time 😁

Good luck to all fellow struggling goblins out there an I hope this helpsssss!

P. S. If you want a before and after pic, lemme know in the notes.

#goblin shit #ramblings #helpful #cleaning #getting shit done #like you have no idea #how much I've been struggling with my room #yall want a before an after?

[freakbullet]

he has his doctor who moments :]

something from like a year and a half ago. silly stuff's always good for practice!

#12 is very sasstercore #kicking off the old art posts with something light... lets see if i have the guts to follow through with more uwu #w.d. gaster #sasster #undertale #deltarune #frisk dreemurr #frisk the human #doctor who reference #old art #gaster #gaster undertale #stealthnerddraws #i always love having him interact with frisk in my story because frisk fluctuates wildly #between being a snickering little goblin who knows EXACTLY what they did and a jaded veteran who's sick of gaster's shit #in either case they always wind up tapdancing on his last nerve

[mcnostril]

A hero ensures the season of potato-giving goes without incident.

#mcnostril #season's greetings #oh shit #it's greeb #krampus #goblin

[coquelicoq]

what i like especially about the pronouns in the goblin emperor is that this language doesn't just have the T-V distinction (aka informal vs. formal second-person pronouns, in this case 'thou' vs. 'you'), it also has informal and formal first-person pronouns. having BOTH of these distinctions in the same language lets you fine-tune your tone by mixing and matching. with only one axis of formality, when you use informal pronouns, are you being familiar in an intimate way, or in an insolent or dismissive way? when you use formal pronouns, are you being polite or standoffish? you can't tell just from the pronouns; there's ambiguity. but a language where you can use a formal first-person pronoun in the same sentence as an informal second-person pronoun allows you to distance yourself (via the formal first) while also being familiar (via the informal second), thereby achieving the conversational tenor known to linguists as Fuck Thee Specifically.

#just kidding i don't know what linguists call that tenor. or any tenors. i'm not totally positive what a tenor even is #but i can't let that stop me from writing a jokey post on tumblr dot com #register is a very interesting area of linguistics that i know very little about #so i'm probably revealing the depths of my vast ignorance here to all the sociolinguists who surely hang on my every word #but i've always thought of the formal/informal pronoun thing as being about two things: intimacy-distance & rudeness-politeness #and of course you can usually tell from context whether a formal pronoun is meant to indicate distance or politeness #(plus distance and politeness are related to each other (to various degrees depending on culture)) #but it seems like it would be cool to have a built-in alignment chart of sorts just for pronoun combos #instead of prep jock nerd goth...why not try intimate self-effacing polite superior? #the goblin emperor #pronouns #register #sociolinguistics #my posts #f #anyway i know i said i wasn't going to reread the goblin emperor...but guess what. lol #and i edited my tags on that earlier post but fyi the language DOES distinguish between plural and formal singular pronouns #i had said i thought it used the same pronouns for plural and formal but i just wasn't paying close enough attention #so anyway i just reread the part where maia is talking to setheris in formal first and informal second #and you can see setheris going ohhh shit. oh shit oh shit oh shit #i'm in biiiiiig trouble #you sure are dude. that's the Time to Grovel signal #it's interesting because at the very beginning of the book when i first saw the formal first used i just thought it was the royal we #because i knew the main character was supposed to be royalty #but then EVERYONE was doing it. so it's not the royal we it's just the formal we #however. this does make me realize that the way the royal we would function in a language that retains the t-v distinction #is the same way i'm describing here. it's just reserving that particular tone (i'm better than you and am displeased with you) #for royalty only. which makes sense given royalty's whole deal

[bohobooks]

Splish-Splash

#rocks #goblin shit #pebbles #lake #lake erie #me #photography #personal #nature #aesthetic #adventure #travel

[captainkirkk]

Social media fics are fun, but future historical accounts and opinions about our characters (especially if our main characters are kings or important societal figures) about how influential and much-loved said characters become?? That shit makes me go feral every time

#seeing a character work tirelessly and often thanklessly to slowly improve society #often feeling hopeless #and THEN seeing historians several centuries later wax lovingly about how influential and beloved said character is???? #i lose my shit EVERY TIME #if a character could potentially fit this trope they are immediate blorbo status #this post is about the goblin emperor #but its also about zuko and the entite gaang #and cliopher mdang and midoriya izuku and peter parker #rulers/kings/politicians/superheroes choosing to be kind again and again and look after those who need it most #and finally being appreciated for their hard work by the people they have helped #there is no other trope i care for more #my posts #tropes

[offbrandhand]

My gf: I’m scrugglin I don’t have enough camp supplies for a long rest boohoo

Me with 2000 camp supplies: skill issue

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 karlach #bg3 memes #bg3 gale #bg3 tav #bg3 laezel #bg3 wyll #bg3 halsin #bg3 shadowheart #I’m a loot goblin what can I say #yes I’m constantly sending shit to camp because I’m encumbered

[cottagecore-moss-king]

If I can't go hide in the woods for a week and come back an ancient druid with horns and infinite knowledge then what is the point in living this life.

#gay shit #corvid #goblin #corvid culture #corvidcore #gobincore #cottagecore #goblincore #dark acamedia #shit post #depressing shit #druid #goblin vibes #goblin aesthetic #unintelligible goblin noises

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Finally watched Blue Eye Samurai and damn, this show really is everything everyone's been saying. But also man, it's really making me think how much I wish non-animated shows focused on visuals. With everything being nearly-fully CGI, why do movies and shows have to look so... boring? If a friend group with a 90s camcorder can do it, why can't Disney (check out GGLS btw)? Idk, just frustrates me. Anyway, here's this show being eye candy.

#GGLS is Green Goblin's Last Stand #legit for a film made by friends with pocket change it has some seriously impressive cinematography sometimes #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #also MAN i love how they handle disabilities in the show #i cant speak for the amputee rep but as someone with speech impediments (stammer and a lisp) i adore the way they approached it #like “mind works so fast mouth can't keep up” is literally something i use to explain my stammer #and then portraying it not only as something undeserving of hate but also as beautiful and worth love/sexual desire? #man that shit put a giddy lil smile on my face #netflix #animation #mizu #takayoshi blue eye samurai

[hobgobknowsbest]

#goblincore #goblin culture #goblin vibes #goblin community #goblin things #cryptidcore #eldritchcore #local cryptid #goblin shit #goblin aesthetic #goblin behaviour #monstercore #creaturecore #voidpunk

[kahootqueen69]

angsty timeskip!octogoblin my beloved

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#otto octavius #doc ock #norman osborn #green goblin #octogoblin #spiderman no way home #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #stuff i draw #goD that stupid SMILE in NWH singlehandedly did this #safe to say i'm a big fan of that 'that's my husband!!!' smile #also THOSE FUCKING METAL ARMS i can't draw them for shit so this will have to do #wanna draw more of them so let's hope&pray that i'll see it through despite the metal arms and that fuckin goblin suit bc good fucking lord #I FORGOT IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY WHAT A DAY TO POST THIS

[principledpropo]

Does she… hate her children? Despise having to be involved in any way - does the action of simply discussing Damian piss this woman off?

Because if so, then god damn I love it, because we get to see the truly perfect antithesis to Loid and Yor.

The Forgers aren’t perfect, but the way they involve themselves in Anya’s life is beautiful. It’s warm and loving while teaching her to make and respect boundaries (that’s difficult for a telepath lmao), but their walls almost always come crashing down the second they find themselves alone in each other’s company. Loid may be strict and Yor may be a little too enthusiastic, but every action they take for Anya is for her sake, and every mistake they make is an experience they immediately learn from to better raise Anya.

The Desmonds aren’t physically abusive, nor do they scream nor degrade their kids. Both Desmond scions are clearly well-off, having wealth and service in spades. Everything they could ever want, at the snap of their fingers. Except their parent’s love and attention. Donovan sees his sons as tools to further his name and goals, while Melinda (and this is just conjecture) shows shades of a woman who never wanted children and is searching for ways to live and enjoy her life free of their burden.

(Little tangent, but people, women especially, shouldn’t be saddled with kids if they do not wish to. Their body, their choice, and no one should ever say otherwise. That being said, when the child is born, the parent has a lifelong responsibility to that child, and regret is no longer an option. I see so many parents who practically begged to have kids, but ended up resenting them, and in turn their kids grow and feel the same way to them. You can never let your children feel like they are a mistake. Never.)

To Donovan, his children are materials that can be shaped into weapons for his political gain and clout. To Melinda, (again, just a hunch), they are nuisances she can’t be bothered to deal with.

But Loid and Yor, who don’t share a single drop of blood with Anya? Who created and joined their family for self-protection? They can’t stop themselves - they shower Anya with love. They can’t spoil her with gifts like Becky and Damien get, but they never starve Anya of what matters most: their love, their time, and their energy. Anya is an esper - if she grew up with people like Desmonds, she’d know immediately she was unloved. Hell, she has! Returned to foster homes again and again. So it is beautiful that a girl who can read her parent’s anxieties and fears has never once heard them think she was a mistake (well other than that first episode with Loid lol). They have had every opportunity to grow resentful of Anya, but they never have. They think the world of her. Mr. “It’s for the mission” Twilight bends over backwards on a whim for his daughter. Yor “I won’t let my daughter die in school” Forger would commit war crimes if she even thought her precious child got a boo boo.

The Desmonds, at best, see their children as investments and at worst mistakes. But no matter what Anya does, good or bad, it doesn’t ever change their perspective of her.

She isn’t just a cover child to them. She’s their daughter, and they’d shake heaven and earth for her when the Desmonds can’t even be bothered to attend their son’s orientation day.

#spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #donovan desmond #melinda desmond #damien desmond #the forgers #FORGER SUPREMACY #EAT SHIT THIS IS WHAT A REAL FAMILY LOOKS LIKE #AN OVERWORKED SPY #A CLUELESS ASSASSIN #AND THEIR GOBLIN TELEPATH DAUGHTER #WITH THEIR PROPHETIC DOG #INFORMANT UNCLE #SECRET POLICE UNCLE #OBSESSED SPY AUNT #IRON WOMAN AUNT #THIS IS THE BEST FAMILY #FUCK YOU #bond forger #not fuck you bond #but i forgot to place him there #my fault #lmao

[melonmortis]

House and Cass sketches + Benny Wip

#Cass I’m sorry I’ve neglected you I’m making up for it so bad #drawing house facing forward is like battling the green goblin mask and I always loose #also Benny I hate you but you’re fun as shit to draw #fnv #fallout #fallout new vegas #rose of sharon cassidy #mr house #benny gecko

[gavamont]

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #d&d #dnd #shitposting #goblins #goblin posting #wizard posting