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observingzombie · 2 years
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Just a friendly reminder, the moss loves you and the mushrooms think your kinda cute.
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onlycringepost · 1 year
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if he is YOUR man,
why does he keep following me into the cursed woods
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dustandthings · 1 year
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YOINK
I got ya kneecaps
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redglassbird · 11 months
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*hits you over the head with a ceramic mushroom that I bought at hobby lobby*
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transguyyearns · 2 years
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boys boys boys
that beautiful boy, oh my god. we could move away together, live in a cottage, get a couple cats, kiss, sip iced tea on the porch <3
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wildtalon8 · 9 months
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love is stored in the dirt ‘cause that’s where the worms are :)
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pebblepatch · 2 years
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lowkey just wanna be a snail
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wiltyflower-arts · 6 months
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am tired
was told i am speaking like witch baby
i have achieved greatness that i will fail to remember by tomorrow, but oh in the moment it tastes so sweet
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caterpillarinacave · 1 year
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Children, I crave the elixir
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twinkdrama · 2 years
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no one will fucking change my mind that there are little goblins in my house that change shit to a different place to slightly annoy me
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shotgunsorcerer · 1 year
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Some of my friends have started calling me a goblin and at first I was like “no I’m not a goblin” and then I thought about it. I would run through people just to pick up a shiny coin. I am a goblin.
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observingzombie · 2 years
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Feel like normal life is wearing you down?
Want to give up on human society?
Well you can!
BECOME A CRYPTID!!!
Just follow these steps and you too can become a much beloved monster like the mothman.
Abandon all of your loved ones and material possessions.
Escape into the wilderness and hide your face from the sun and your fellow men.
Start haunting abandoned buildings or visiting public places like the local park at night
Grow 6 feet tall or even taller and develop glowing eyes and a raspy growl.
Coincide your appearances with bad events.
Kidnap local children for sustenance (optional)
Congrats! You have successfully become a cryptid! Now get out there and put the spooks into people you sexy, scary thing.
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onlycringepost · 1 year
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i am not a poet or an essayist i just write whatever the hell i want but i make sure the reader is left with confusion rage disgust or the urge to fall apart
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dustandthings · 2 years
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Who wants to go skinny dipping in the waste water of a nuclear reactor with me?
We can get matching mutations!
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redglassbird · 11 months
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me: I have no fears
you: what if tumblr takes away the frogs tomorrow. what if they're a one day phenomenon.
me: I have one fear.
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bug-thief · 4 years
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there’s something so special about falling in love with nature every time you see a little detail like a fallen leaf on the ground that’s slowly turning brown... or spotting a tiny mushroom that’s sprouting from a tree... or just getting a warm feeling when you see the moon, i’m in love with the little things of life
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