#god I can’t wait to leave

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[pixelatedraindrops]

You can't just leave him to suffer all alone Makoto... ;w;

So this is essentially a role-reverse of this comic XD (idk why)

Makoto may be super moody and fussy when he catches the flu; but if Yuma catches the flu, he's super needy and clingy when delirious. And it looks like Makoto can't say no to him... x'D

I guess your work is going to have to wait after all. Now you better properly take care of your sick original! (just try not to get sick yourself hehe)

I know this comic is usually supposed to be heartwarming but...I made it more silly.

because they're silly lil' guys... x'D

Based on another skit from @foxes-in-love

#rain code #whumpcode #master detective archives: rain code #rain code spoilers #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #makoyuma #pixeldoodles #my art #sick comfort #idk why I decided to make a reverse of this #but it was very silly #makoto just leaves the stuff for yuma to use on his own #only for yuma to beg him to stay… ;w; #makoto you can’t just leave him alone ;-; #your work can wait yuma's sick and needs you #not even the almighty CEO can say no to THAT face 🥺 #he removed his suit so it wouldn’t get contaminated lol #also yes yuma is in makoto’s bed #i like to think when Yuma gets better he won’t remember a THING #God I love these two they are everything to me ;w; #sick post game yuma reverting back to wet napkin yuma x’DD #this is the makoto version cause the bg is purple :3 #even the foxes roles are reversed in this comic x3 #god its 5am I should sleep…

[explodingchaos]

// WOTFI SPOILERS‼️‼️

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I will actually never get over this ending. This is something I’ve always imagined, but never saw coming true. The content and tranquility between the two, and just sitting in each others presence while drinking coffee, not really bothered by the fact that one’s not telling them what’s in the notebook and the other isn’t bothered by asking what he’s doing. Ngl, rewatching I would get emotional. Realizing how far SMG4 & SMG3 have come in terms of relationship development (and character development) to one another brings me to another level of heartwarming. I could talk about how much they’ve grown and learned together, but if I did my fingers would hurt, and I would never finish. Maybe some other day, but for now I just wanted to state I really enjoyed WOTFI this year, and considering the TV situation hasn’t been wrapped up yet (surprisingly), I look forward to it and how it will show up in different episodes.

#smg4 #smg3 #smg34 #smg4 wotfi 2023 #smg4 wotfi #I love them so much #they are so in love you can’t tell me otherwise #on another note #I would love to talk about how if they were to make these 2 idiots canon #then I think they shouldn’t just yet #sense this is mostly considered a enemies to lovers trope if they become canon #they would need to go through the stages of becoming together #I would say we are entering the very close friend stage #and leaving the friend stage #oh my god #I could go on #but imma leave it off here #Really enjoyed WOTFI #Can’t wait for more!!

[malachite-iiarie]

Much like the whole defenestration thing I immediately saw worlds fastest surgeon and went 300% MORTALITY RATE GUY, I REMEMBER THAT ONE

#puppet history #what in the name of purple god was this episode #everyone was correct #hologram guys and meat sack men theorizers #the song was a bop but could not take it seriously with the vore hippo in the background #how was the mouse a puppet #are all the other puppet singers holograms too #i leave with more questions than answers #can’t wait for the real professor to come back and save beef boy #how will this lead into a normal puppet history intro for episode 6

[recents]

it’s because you’re that damn minotaur and you’re always in that damn labyrinth

#sorry i still can’t get over that being the reason astarion is named that i can’t get over it. he’s the fucking minotaur. #and baldur’s gate is his fucking labyrinth #god the jorge luis borges short story ‘the house of asterion’ which is from the minotaur’s point of view #how he’s always in that labyrinth waiting to be redeemed #how even if he leaves all the people will revile him as a monster anyway #oh my god. #he never asked to be born. #bg3 tag #.

[quietwingsinthesky]

journey’s end au where the doctor tries to kick everyone off the TARDIS and they just go, ‘???? no?’ and won’t leave. can’t be stupid and think everyone will leave you when they won’t get out of your house.

#the doctor is simultaneously so happy about this and SO annoyed. get out of his house!!! this is his tardis!!!! #(tentoo voice) OUR tardis. (doctor voice) MY TARDIS!!!!! #rose and martha and donna and jack are literally having a girls night in the same room as this argument #sarah jane was invited but did not join them. autisms. #however mickey and her have been bonding and the doctor feels so betrayed. sarah jane is supposed to be on his side!!! #can’t even complain to the metal dog. k-9 is still busy. #(sarah jane voice) oh i should invite luke and his friends- (doctor voice) NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP #((tentoo voice. from the other room.) OUR ship) #jack manages to sneak ianto and gwen on board before sarah jane gets the bannerman gang in simply because torchwood is easier wrangled than #literal children (not saying much) #how does gwen manage to sneak rhys on that one time? no one’s really sure. he didn’t stay on very long but it was long enough for jack to #lose a bet. #i think only jackie leaves but NOT before she and tentoo and rose have established interdimensional facetime so that she can phone her #daughter and her son-in-law and her guy-who-her-son-in-law-is-cloned-from #(doctor voice) donna i need to erase ur memories ur brain will explode otherwise (rose from across the room) hey didnt i absorb something #that would explode my brain once. i still have my memories. (donna voice) YEAH DOCTOR CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT???? #donna metacrisis is solved because jack says ‘fuck it let me eat the metacrisis somehow it probably wont kill me’ and then he glows for like #a week but he’s fine. #he is literally never getting rid of any of them. get found family-ed idiot #(god wait funniest fucking thing if end of time happens here and the master’s plans are completely derailed because he gets tackled by seven #different companions. kicking him while he’s on the ground while the doctor goes D:) #doctor who #tardis family au

[kweenkatsuki-main]

My work wife is getting married next month and like you know how you feel so happy for someone you don’t know how to let all the feelings out so you just sit there grinning like an idiot?

That’s me with her bahahah

#she’s been SO stressed with work and the wedding #I literally can’t wait to watch her walk down the aisle🥺 #AND FOR HER TO GO ON HER HONEYMOON #she’ll be gone for TWO WEEKS #gods I hope she has a great time #she deserves it more than anyone I know honestly #anyway I’m just being sappy cuz she just had to leave the office #and I was like ‘oh I’m gonna miss her today :(‘ #bahahahhahahahah

[sweetpapercroissant]

actually sam’s the one that sunk his claws in dean. but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

#it’s ok tho #i’ll wait #neither of them are really actually as violently possessive of each other as fandom likes to frame them (and with good reason it’s !!!!) #or more accurately even though they may feel that way they don’t/wouldn’t act on it #but especially dean is framed as this crazy jealous bf who will chain sam to his dungeon to keep him from leaving #which is fine if that’s your cup of tea. but canon dean wouldn’t do that #he’d try to guilt trip him maybe maybe even ask him to stay but that would only go on for so long #before he’d give up and let him go. it’s what he does every time #obviously not when sam’s dying but when he wants to leave #and i don’t think canon sam would either #BUT. but but but. #something something about dean’s loyalties changing from john to sam #it’s kinda there in s1 but s2. god. #i also don’t think sam did it consciously like some evil mastermind #but i think some corner of his mind knew he wanted that. dean being sort of unquestionably loyal to him #see also: ‘you can’t just fill that hole with whoever you want’ #supernatural #sam and dean #dean winchester #.txt

[stokesy55]

I love this team. I love this team. I love this team. I love this team.

🥰🥹

#they’re all so respectful of all the cultures in the dressing room #I literally can’t #it’s the best ethos #remember eoin saying allah was also with us at the cwc final 2019 because a journo asked him if they had the luck of the Irish with them? #and Ben leaving the room with a beer when he saw Moeen #and the fact they ALL wait to let those who don’t believe alcohol can touch the skin leave a trophy celebration before they spray the champ #so much god damn respect #I fucking adore it #cricfam #cricket #england cricket #cricketfandom #cricketslash #cricket fandom #ben stokes #rehan ahmed #ind vs eng

[lewmagoo]

nothing like bursting into tears in front of everyone at work lol

#god today has been horrible #the children are off the chain #and then my coworker made me feel like an absolute idiot #so that was fun #i can’t wait to leave this job

[floral-hex]

So this chick has been on-and-off again stalking me since high school. I could go into paragraphs of detail (I was about to), but no one wants to read all of that. Suffice to say, I guess she’s had some kind of crush on me for about 15-20 years or so (why??), and every few years it seems she pops up somewhere contacting me to try to persuade me to give her a chance. I should mention we never talked in high school, I actively avoided her, told her I didn’t like her, etc. nothing doing.

Anyway, somehow she’s been on one of my social media pages and saw I was having a hard time lately, so she found my phone number (what?? I hate that you can just find that online) and texted me out of the blue yesterday. Usual protocol is ignore and block so I don’t piss off an unstable person, but they decided to be gross, so

I wasn’t planning on posting anything about this before. If they were creeping around on my pages, mentioning it would only feed into them. Maybe. I don’t know. But this just kind of made me really uncomfortable and their response was shitty. I could have been a lot meaner. I wanted to be. But whatever, that wouldn’t have helped. So I just blocked them and hope that this time it sticks. If they see this, then hey… not cool.

#and then I post this for what? attention? #I dunno… this just made me feel really shitty #like… you can’t just leave me alone? #you know I’m having a rough go at it and you think this is the perfect time to insert yourself into my life? #I don’t care about your puss! #I really really have to reiterate I have never ever had a real conversation with this person #we’ve never talked or hung out and I always avoided them #god this is such high school bullshit. I’m in my fucking 30s. I don’t need this teenage drama. #and I want to imagine all this as just someone who never grew up buuut… #they found my phone number. they went looking for my personal information. they’ve been stalking at least one of my social media pages. #probably twitter but who knows maybe here too #this is like… 15-20 years of this. why? why are you still obsessed with this? #and maybe these texts don’t seem so bad but I’ve had to block them on Facebook too #and that was after my ex and I broke up a few years back #it’s like she waits until my life gets extra shitty and then tries to convince me that we’re old friends & she wants to date finally #fuckin… just… not really cool ya know. damn. #stalker lady… I am not worth all this pining. just move on. #lol but I have been saying “my puss is so wet right now’ to myself all day so that’s a positive #anyway… sorry to post this bullshit. just wanted to vent. #sorry if you read all of this #text

[electric-plants]

every single time i see a character i love using that randomly has stupid low talent levels i get SO confused until i realize - every SINGLE time - that they’re a mondstadt character and i’d rather eat a rock than do that domain

#genshin impact #im doing it for diluc today and i want to attack something #it’s so ANNOYING #how do you fuck with stamina and make 8 million fucking icicle circles #attacking and killing the world rn #ive been slowly and regretfully doing that domain so much lately #to catch a few of my mondstadt characters up #and i hate it so bad #so so SO bad #but on the bright side my diluc is finally doing like kind of viable damage now bless #can’t wait to leave him at whatever talent levels he ends up with today for forever #i did it like four times and i need like a month long break from this domain i s2g #thank every god every single day that the sumeru talent domain is actually fun #i would simply die if i had to do mondstadts as much as i do sumeru’s #genshin talent level 1 run fr

[zappedbyzabka]

Kreerence <3 (gnaws on ceiling fan)

#The way Kreese is so possessive and obsesssive about Johnny is so good #The way Kreese would not hesitate to kill someone for him. He’s so fuckin obssessed he nearly killed JOHNNY #We never see him show a soft spot unless it’s with Johnny or women….and don’t even get me started on what that implies #He would literally throw Daniel off a cliff ZERO hesitation if Johnny wanted it. He would be elated actually #Daniel is nothing more than a pest to him. it’d be like squishing a bug in his eyes #but alas Johnny isn’t into killing people. He’s still so soft at heart even after all his training #and ​still seems to LIKE Daniel (a nice guy with a good soul and gentle hands) in some ways. which is so damn annoying to Kreese #And gosh Johnny’s love for him. So wild and confused. wanting his love back and to make him happy. Make him TELL him he’s happy #Kreese was at his absolute lowest after he lost Johnny for his own actions #for hurting whats precious to him. For losing everything important #That’s why he didn’t leave Johnny alone throughout the entirety of CK #Johnny really said ‘fuck off and learn to treat me right’ #Kreese: WaH Baby no I care about you more than anyone come back— #can’t wait to see how this pathetic❤️ behaviour continues in the new season #But what would have happened if Johnny had stayed after the choking? came back the next day to Kreese who was like a bitey dog with its tai #between it’s legs. staring at the marks on Johnny’s neck with disgust. he likes leaving his marks on Johnny #Likes hurting people with no mercy—But god. not Johnny. At least Not this much. How can he possibly make it up? #He does end up making it up. Gets Johnny back by slowly allowing himself to love better #at least with Johnny. Now they cuddle on the couch together and buy each other holiday gifts #Gosh I could talk about them so much #john kreese #kreerence #tw possessive behavior #tw unhealthy relationship #Turned healthy

[patroqlus]

i finished my call down the hawk reread!! now im off to read mister impossible for the first time 🙈

#lil rundown on my reading history specifically with this series that absolutely no one cares about but #i read the first 3 books of trc in Jan 2015 waited for trk in 2016 and read it right when it came out #around 2017/18 i kinda just stopped reading all together i was focused on school #when cdth came out in 2019 I hadn’t read any books for quite some time but i read this and i really enjoyed it #more than i thought I would at the time #flash forward to 2023 I hadn’t read a book since cdth in 2019 😭 god it’s bad I know #so I made it a challenge for myself in 2023 alli you will read ONE book ONE you can do it #well december rolls around I have yet to read a book LIKE GIRL #so I was like you are not gonna fail this badly that’s so embarrassing so i decided to read the foxhole court #enjoyed it so much #it reminded me of how bad i loved trc and how much i missed it #so now i have reread the entire trc series and as you can see just finished rereading cdth #now im going into the unknown WEEEE #i will get back to aftg series after i finished the dreamer trilogy i swear!! #i just can’t leave this world for another again until I’ve seen it through to the end finally #ANYWAY MY GOD #alli.txt

[bandzboy]

finally met @xuseokgyu and she is such a sweetheart 🥹 we went to this kpop event and it was so much fun

#first time experiencing a random dance play irl #it was pretty cool everyone there was pretty cool 😭💗 #this also made me realize that kpop is so big in portugal #and yet nobody comes here or barely and it’s such a shame #like i witnessing so many people coming together for this event really proved me wrong #there’s so many people that enjoy kpop here it’s a shame that there are no concerts here like wtf #anyways had a lot of fun even tho i have a fever pretty sure JDBDJD #only noticed when i was leaving thats how much fun i had #that i forgot i had pain in my body 😭 #but yeah i can’t wait to go home and rest and take a painkiller my GOD #i hope you all had a good saturday!! #tris.txt

[bee-nice-to-bees]

“When I say Shabbat you say Shalom!”

WHAT is up guys today I give you a rabbi named boner from a movie nobody has seen. tomorrow? who knows!

okay honestly please watch This is Where I Leave You it’s good

[ID: digital art of the character Rabbi Boner from the movie This is Where I Leave You. He is standing in one foot with his arms spread wide, wearing a grey suit and white tallit. the words “Rabbi Boner” are behind him and made to look like they are theater lights. end ID]

#art #my art #digital art #ben schwartz #this is where i leave you #god i can already smell the zero notes this is gonna get i can’t WAIT