Me: "Non men loving non men" is a flawed definition of lesbianism for many reasons, one of which being the way it excludes multigender men from lesbianism.
Losers in my notes, every single time: But have you considered "non men loving non men" is The One True Definition of lesbianism, and this definition is rigid and unchanging, which means multigender men can't be lesbians and they should die actually.
I think the point of the post went over your head a little bit
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The batfam finally making Dick commit to something.
Jason: it's getting ridiculous you haven't committed to Star or Barb, not even arson!!
Dick: not true, I am very committed to arson. I burned down joker's new hideout with him in it.
Tim: well, you need a relationship.
Dick: so we're not allowed to be acearo no more? Very unprogressive of you Tim, being bi and all I excepted support from at least you of all people.
Tim: are you acearo?
Dick: no, but it was bold of you guys demand me in a relationship not knowing if I wasn't or not.*
Tim: okay well, are you going to choose already, Bruce put more money on his betting pool and I want to win, so please choose Star!
Dick, gasp dramatically: you better on my love life to be a cishet man!? Also already in a relationship, so sorry but none of you are winning.
Damian: you are?
Dick: I am.
Stephanie: who is it then if not Star or Barb?
Dick: ... Since you are a lesbian I feel less offended you thought it was women for some reason, anyways it's your babysitter. Wally. For years now.
Bruce: it not Wally, I would have known it was him.
Jason: kinky.
Dick: yes, I forgot I live with the greatest detectives of all time. So me sitting in his lap any chance I got didn't set it off?
Bruce: friends do that too, Tim in Stephanie's lap all the time.
Tim: because she calls me her child and force me to sit there because I'm only an inch shorter than her!
Stephanie: Hun, inches matter, and it's like five inches shorter now.
Tim: stop growing!!
Dick: okay, how about when he's sleeping over I make him sleep in my bed.
Bruce: you've done it since you met him, that's easily written off.
Dick: what about the time I got caught making out with him in the cave.
Bruce: you were 13, hormones.
Dick: the batmobile?
Bruce: rebellious stage was strong with you.
Batsibs, grabbed the popcorn:
Dick: the medbay, mount justice where I slept in his room my entire stay, oh and every picture of me in pride.
Bruce: ... It's all coincidences! How was I supposed to know you were dating him!? You were sewed at the hip and you called him baby for years, there's not a single moment that would have told me you were —
Dick: you caught us in the action when you decide not to knock coming into my apartment, I know you have friends with benefits but there was candles and stuff.
Jason: oh shit, B you are blind!
Damian: or in denial it seems...
Stephanie: denial is a river in Egypt, your son is gay.
Cass: cool, I won the bet.
Tim: Bruce how could you failed us!?
Duke: couldn't even knock, is that why we have a knocking rule now?
Jarro: *confused and disappointed starfish noises*
Bruce: ugh okay I might be in denial, but only so you see there's a better choice out there like Barbara, she's smart and you get along and she-
Dick: a lesbian in a relationship with Kara.
Bruce: ... Really?
Dick: yep, that's why Kara knew Jim.
Bruce: what about Star? You have a kid with her so you must've broken up with Wally for her just a bit, and you flirt with her a lot—
Dick: dating Raven, and I was a donor since she wanted to have a kid and ask if it was okay if I helped. All done at a doctor's office.
Bruce: well date Roy!
Jason: hell no, I got dibs on him!
Tim: wow, he's homophobic. So you must've hated my mom married to little demon's mom huh?
Bruce: I'm not homophobic! I'm irisphobic... She's a scary woman...
Dick: yeah be a real shame if she knew you used Wally as a shield, huh.
Bruce: dick, please, for your old man date a different redhead.
Dick: no~
* being acearo doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship, a person can choose if they want it or not regardless of sexuality but def in the ace spectrum like acearo. this is a joke.
Also sluggy finally schedule post for once bec he doesn't feel good, not on my 2023 bingo card,,,, only have two more after this,,,, more in tags
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So, what about the deactivated accounts?
What about the accounts that have been long since abandoned? The askboxes of dead fandoms? The endless skeins of art and writing that is archived here? You can opt out, you're still on tumblr, but what about those who can't, or don't, use it anymore? What about the accounts of the dead?
They'll make the corpses dance because they can't say no. They'll scrape what's left of their bones and frankenstein together a bigger, better you to do all the things you adore. And for what? So you can forget your dreams and go back to doing mind-numbing work for minimal pay? Why are we creating robots to destroy the things we love, rather than do the things we hate, so no one needs to work? Wasn't that the point!? How can we live amongst the stars if we're too busy killing ourselves in service of the lucky few who won the capitalism game, while people are bombed and tortured and eradicated simply for more greed!?
Where's left to go?
I'm tired of asking questions that shouldn't exist.
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