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#god damn it kris where the fuck are we
anxiety-cat-creator · 4 months
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TW: PINK BLOOD IN THE BACKGROUND!!
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(I know this isn't the case buuuuut: imagine the enchanted Flint and Steel could teleport you to whatever dimension you wanted without needing a portal because it is based on the words that you say that determine where you go before you light it up, (basically, you get engulfed in flames before you teleport, it doesn't hurt tho nor does it kill you) but it also makes it easier to go to a completely different dimension that you didn't want to go in the first place if your not “specific” enough)
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seepylilthing · 1 year
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I cried at work today and doodled on the board
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eyeballsoup7310 · 1 year
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Susie needs to stop giving Kris the GPS
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Ow... Wha...
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Erika: What in sam hill...? Wh-
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Erika: GOD FUCKIN' DAMN IT, WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
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eggburtisme · 6 months
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Guess what deltarune charecter I've never drawn before (impossible edition)
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plural-culture-is · 2 months
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plural + vocal stim culture is getting a stim of “God fucking damn it Kris where the hell are we” and then Kris suddenly materializing in my brain
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pluralquotebook · 1 month
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(Susie just formed about an hour ago)
Kris: "Come on Susie, say the line, say the line!"
Susie: *heavy sigh*
Susie: "God FUCKING damn it Kris, where the FUCK are we?!"
Kris & Chara: *clapping/cheering*
- @the-hadal-zone-sys
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watson-but-gay · 25 days
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”God FUCKING damn it Kris! Where the fuck are we”
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fangirlfreak08 · 1 month
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FINALE THOUGHTS
DO NOT START IT WITH THEM CRYING HOW AM I MEANT TO DEAL
well there goes my one last night theory
Just because it’s over doesn’t mean its really over and if I think it over maybe-
Actually just kill me off it would hurt less HIS VOICE
NOT THE FISH FUCK OFF
they’re bestie goals i adore them also im sorry but the song being called perfect movie scene and them two looking like they’re in a rom com (from far away) will actually be the death of me
Fuck she’s wearing purple again and he’s wearing beige
SIMON PLS I WANT TO WRAP YOU IN A BLANKET YOU DESERVE SOME COMFORT
damn okay Sara admitting Simon’s right??? NO don’t call yourself stupid you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve
Them having their lesson outside is so real it’s my favourite thing about summer
AHHHH I WAS SO RIGHT THEYRE CLOSING HILLERSKA
SEVERAL WARNINGS
Vincent fuck off fuck off fuck off. Nils please defend him
NO THEYRE GONNA BLAME FELICE AND WILHELM
NOT NILS AND WILHELM YELLING AT EACH OTHER YOU GET ALONG
not August crying
Omg omg he just pulled a Queen Kristina he did what she did is this foreshadowing cause now he’s having a mental breakdown???
Stella and Fredricka get together whilst comforting each other??
Nah I actually love the third years having a group hug that’s amazing
And Henry and Walter talking to their parents (?) but still being together it’s so cute to see all their little favourites
Oh it’s so gonna end at the end of term, hillerskas closing and Simon’s moving away so they’re having like one last day together all of them
Wilhelm you’re killing me here
Has his room changed? I swear he used to have one window
NOT KRIS
NEON PARTY NEON PARTY
Not Vincent and nils calling him out
VINCENT YOURE ACTUALLY TALKING SOME SENSE FOR ONCE
okay so Augusts gonna back out and then Wille can threaten to do whatever he wants
AHHH TALK TO HIM THROUGH THE BOOKCASE WILLE GO ON
noooo they’re both returning crisis
HES WEARING PURPLE
HENRY FUCK OFF
NOOOO HE WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING
okay maybe my one night theory wasn’t entirely off…
Not the housemaster doing shots with them??? No wonder the schools getting shut down
Yes Wilhelm Felice besties era again!!!
LOVE OF MY LIFE AHH
no he thinks he’s gonna kill his mum
HOW DID SHE HIDE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE??
PARTY PRINCE RETURN OF THR PARTY PRINCE TITLE
not her hiding the wine Felice I love you
I love all these people so much man
Alexa play closure by Henry Moodie
HE DID THE THING THE THING WITH THE GRASS
REVOLUTION?!?!!
ERIK WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU NO MATTER WHAT
theyre near tears so im near tears
PLEASE SARA YOURE MEANT TO BE IN LOVE WITH HIM WHAT DO YOU MEAN STRONGER FEELINGS
they’re bestie goals and couple goals and I’ve never really shipped them but honestly I could be convinced-this all happening where they first became friends is just too much
Stella I had hopes for you man
NILS YOU HAVE….??? I seriously thought he was gonna say I have feelings for you
AH HE CAME OUT AND THEYRE ACTUALLY SUPPORTIVE AND ACTUALLY ACTING LIKE FRIENDS I LOVE IT
God he’s so in love HA REJECTED AT LEAST HE APOLOGISED
military service he’s doing military service now?
I CALLED THIS WEEKS AGO THAT THEYD GET BACK TOGETHER THEN SHED REJECT HIM BUT THE LAST EPISODE TRICKED ME
I LOVE YOU ITLL PASS FUCK OFF WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP THAT TRAUMA RN?!
ONE LAST NIGHT TOGETHER I WAS SO RIGHT
OMG THE LAKE SCENE NOT THE LAKE SCENE
NOT IT TAKES A FOOL TO REMAIN SCENE THE CYCLICAL STRUCTURE IS HURTING ME
NO THIS HURTS SO MUCH MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD
HOW CAN IT JUST BE OVER NAH THIS IS MY CAUSE OF DEATH
STEDRIKA GOT TOGETHER AND FELICE IS JUST SMILING I LOVE HER
Them showing Henry and Walter right after Stella and Fredricka get together means they’re also canon actually
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID EVERYONE WAS FAKE??? REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULD BE FREE I HOPE YOU GET THERE. It’s not looking good for the endgame guys
WE WERE A REVOLUTION?! IT SHOULDNT BE A REVOLUTION TO LOVE EACH OTHER???
He’s gonna do something OMG OMG WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HE THREW IT AWAY DOES HE MEAN HES DONE WITH THE CROWN?! WILL I HAVE TO EAT MY WORDS AND WATCH HIM ABDICATE?!
Queen redemption arc???
Say no say no say-damn at least maybe now he’ll get support??
What is it with frogs and this royal family??
Goodbye Simon MY HEART MAN COME ON
I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE SUMMER YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I CANNOT EVEN IM ACTUALLY NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS
Girls trip!!!
AHHH HES SO GONNA ABDICATE
but August might…
AHHHH WILHELM I LOVE YOU IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE WRONG
NAH ITS A ROMCOM HE PULLED A LOVE ACTUALLY IM NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS
AHHHHH
FOR HIS OWN SAKE IM SO PROUD
NOT THE FLASHBACKS IM GONNA CRY
THE FINAL LOOK I CALLED IT
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aerodaltonimperial · 7 months
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Secretly Friends AU?
"Nobody will find you here."
"I've been suspended, I'm not a fugitive."
(I am having some EMOTIONS tonight fam. You didn't specify a friend... so....)
When he opens the back door, the one that's wedged into the very corner of the basement, barely used and probably equipped with at least three deadbolts, Orange looks tired. He always looks tired, nowadays, but it's more pronounced now, lines around his eyes and a smile that never quite reaches all the way.
He offers Jack a quick nod, a jerk of his head; Orange doesn't do much with that kind of speed, so Jack takes it without question. He trusts Orange. It's an odd thing, trusting someone he hasn't met, but there it is. A surprise, maybe. Jack's been surprised by a lot recently.
"C'mon," Orange says, and Jack follows obediently at his heels, checking over his shoulder a few times to ensure that the deserted hallway stays deserted.
It does.
Eventually, they come to one of the locker rooms. Jack wonders if Orange requested one this close to the unused hallways, or if he just got lucky. It might be a little bit of both. Orange opens the door and ushers Jack inside, where the lights are low. A few bags lay open on the benches, and Jack doesn't look at them. He can't fall apart yet. Being backstage again is... it's a lot, honestly. It's an overwhelm and the bitter tang of nostalgia all rolled together, a heady sort of want. He's desperate to get back to this: to the smell of the leather, the feel of the ropes against his palms, the swell of the crowd.
"No one will find you here."
Jack snorts a little. "I've been suspended. I'm not a fugitive." But then he falls quiet. The locker room is empty, save for them. He doesn't want to ask, but can't quite stop himself. "Getting ready?"
Orange nods. Jack swallows down the rest—it won't do any good. He's close, now. He's so close, and all he has to do is wait. But waiting has never been his strong suit.
"Be careful out there," he says, and Orange gives him a lazy salute before leaving. Jack is alone now. There aren't televisions back here, so he can't see, but he flips his phone screen on and opens Twitter. At least he can mostly gauge what's happening based on what's showing up in the hashtag, even though the video clips are much slower to load. He waits. He breathes. It's been 25 days.
Finally, voices sound from outside the door. The hallway does an excellent job of amplifying them beneath the metal beams. Jack's heart leaps to his throat. He stops breathing.
"—awesome. That last move was solid."
Jack's lungs constrict.
"Was it?" That's Kris. They won; Jack knows that from his feed. She's out of breath, though, just a little, so it was a physical match. "Honestly, we should do it again."
"Hey." Orange. They're right outside the door now—Jack can hear someone's hand hit the metal of the knob. "I got you a present."
"Me?" There's surprise there. Jack's legs have turned to ice. He can't move. Can't twitch. And then the door opens, Orange's arm swinging out with it, and—
Hook's face, going from braced to surprised to—
He crosses the room in less time than Jack takes to get up to his feet. He's still wobbling a little bit when Hook throws his arms around Jack's shoulders, buries his face in Jack's neck. He smells like that stupid fucking body wash he still insists on using, the one that is always way too strong but oddly comforting. Jack has to blink back tears, because fuck.
"Oh my god," Hook exhales. "Oh my god."
"Hi," Jack says, weak, just like his knees have gone in relief. Hook has been a constant thread in his messages ever since Jack took the earlier flight out of London, but it's never been enough. Jack missed him so much he fucking ached with it.
Hook laughs. His grip around Jack's shoulders tightens. "Holy shit. Holy shit. You're here."
"I'm here." Jack closes his eyes, grabs ahold of Hook's shoulders, still slicked with sweat from the match.
"I miss you so god damn much," Hook says.
Fuck. Don't cry. The past few months have already been murder, playing such a horrible part, going against each other, but this—this has been the worst of all. Not even being able to sneak into each other's hotel rooms to watch shitty re-runs together while they eat their way through the vending machine. "I miss you, too," Jack whispers.
When Hook pulls away, his face has split with a beaming smile. He grabs Jack's face in both hands. At some point, Kris shut the locker room door, and Jack's fiercely grateful for her. For her and Orange. For arranging this. For knowing. They're both standing near the lockers, toweling down and grinning, looking at them every so often.
"It's not even that much longer," Hook starts.
"Fuck off," Jack replies. "It's been a god damn lifetime, and you know it."
Hook laughs. Laughs. Jack can't remember the last time he got to hear that in person. "You're not lying. Jesus. Don't ever get assaulted again, you hear me?"
It might not have been so bad if they already hadn't had to be on opposite sides, if they hadn't already spun the most tangled, heart-wrenching web. Maybe it wouldn't have been that hard to get through 30 days if they hadn't already been sneaking around just to stay friends, if their whole damn support system hadn't been flipped over to the shadow zone. Fuck, Jack misses being able to just roam the arena cities with Hook, taking stupid photos and posing like tourists and finding the weirdest possible places to explore.
Jack lost everything last year. He lost everything, and then he gained everything and more back, and the summer combined with the past month has been too much. He's been trying not to crawl out of his skin for weeks now. With Hook here, gripping Jack's face tightly enough to bruise, Jack's settled. Things are finally okay again.
Jack just wraps his hands around Hook's biceps. "You need a fucking shower, cause you stink."
"You're such an asshole." Hook is still smiling. "Man, I missed you."
"Go use your ridiculously expensive body wash," Jack says.
"We know a place way off the beaten path," Orange offers from the bench. Then he shrugs; classic Orange. "Could all go. If you wanted."
"Yeah." Jack's limbs are buzzing with happiness. He so badly wants to get out of the cage he's been tossed into. He grins at Hook, and Hook grins right back. "Yeah, let's go."
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braingoo-stew · 10 months
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I just woke up from a dream where I was mainly wandering around my city and doing random shit, and at one point I found this old lady with a walker trying to cross the street. Now, she's not the focus, but she's important to the "plot". I notice that she keeps almost getting hit by cars because the intersection is HUGE we're talking like eight lanes at least and people would rather steamroll an old lady than let her pass, which I wasn't having. I told her that I'd help her across the street, seeing as I'm "a big beefy boy" (I'm tall and have relatively broad shoulders so it's true but it's funny to me that my brain chose to describe it like that) and I could act as a barrier of sorts, willing people to stop.
We start walking across the street and about halfway through I hear a noise that sounded suspiciously like a hand banging on the inside of a trunk so I look over because wtf, who's kidnapped? The person driving the car is none other than Susie Deltarune, and I come to the logical conclusion that Kris is in the trunk. I then comfort the old lady, who was worried, by saying "don't worry, this is a meme. It's not to be taken seriously."
So if that dreams-are-other-universes theory is true, that means there's a universe where Susie kidnapping Kris is a meme, something that would be on the same level as "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KRIS, where the FUCK are we?!" meme.
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follivora · 3 months
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Unpopular opinion here.
A subset of Kris girlies are such a fucking to the fandom. Not all of them, but a small subset that unfortunately tends to be very loud.
These Kris fans take it upon themselves to impose onto others that Kris is the *most special*, *most beautiful*, *most perfect* and the like, and everyone is expected to be on their knees for him. He is the only one allowed to be a model, a mythical being, a deity…anything more than mundane. And god forbid anyone suggests that someone else is more attractive. They don’t treat the other guys as more than cardboard cutouts and think it’s fair game and justified to downright BULLY them or insult them (from making some thinly veiled comments about their looks, to implying personality traits that are simply not there) in a manner ranging from subtle to overt, simply because there was the possibility that the other boys would get to be models and have their moment in the spotlight too, and prove themselves to be stunning.
At this point, I’m glad that they were wrong and the other boys did get their shoots. I do hope though that all of them get an equal amount of photos where they are in the spotlight, to remind people (especially these Kris stans) that they are a BAND, and nobody is more important than the other, and all of them are BEAUTIFUL in different ways. One isn’t a fan if they bully or insult other members while lifting up one.
i really dont want to attack any fans of the boys because i feel thats already done enough by some people here and i hate it lmao, we all should fucking support each other BUT your asks does talk about the extremes and i totally dont support them. its completely okay to have favourites, to have one member that you would tragically die for lmao, but i see absolutely no point in comparing the guys against each other.
sure, they all have different qualities, you dont have to find all of them attractive, you dont have to find all of them funny, you may think some of them are idk better musicians, but people can be complimented without dragging someone else down.
life is not a competition and they are a band and more importantly they are all amazing friends, they would fucking hate to be compared or pittied against each other
so yeah i adore damon for treating them all with such love and care and attention and making them all feel special, because they damn are
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imustbenuts · 2 years
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Connections
there might be a small connection between Grima, Robin, and Kiran which on its own seems insignificant but is surprisingly strong when examined closer. i'm also going to assume Kiran is the player in this case bc things becomes funky af from that perspective.
how funky?
meta levels of fucking funky.
Robin, Grima, Kiran. in japanese, their names are ルフレ, ギムレー, and エクラ respectively (rufure, gimure, ekura). translating these literally yields Reflet, Gimlé, and Eclat.
Reflet refers to metallic brilliance, such as on an object like metal or ceramics, i.e reflectivity of the surface (i think). it's straight up reflection in french.
Gimlé is said to be a place where the worthy survivors of Ragnarok are foretold to live, the most beautiful place in Asgard, a place more beautiful than the sun.
Eclat. Luster, brilliance, glory etc. The clap of a thunder, something akin to a burst. it's also a french word it seems.
so it can be said that robin is an avatar (a reflection), for both the player and grima depending on which is in control. when grima is in control, the world teeters on the brink of annihilation due to how grima in lore is seen by his cult to be the god of death and ruin. if we're in control instead, we beat grima out of existence either temporarily or permanently, then leaving robin to live their life.
which is fitting if you think of Eclat as something which is transient, and Gimlé as something more enduring.
on the other hand if we talk about norse mythos, Breidablik, (Kiran's divine weapon) is a place said to belong to Baldr. it's the cleanest hall in Asgard. it's weakly linked to Gimlé, but not much can be said otherwise. (unless the whole killing baldr kickstarts ragnarok thing. kind of indirect but... still pretty strong depending on how you look at it.)
additional bonus comes when we take into equation the existence of Mark from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade, the avatar of the player in that installment. their name is written as マーク (Mark). robin's children (EN: morgan) are also given the name マーク (Mark/Marc, never confirmed) in japanese sort of as either a joke or a throwback or a meta jab towards the players.
all of this is to say it's all very intentional. and yes, kiran or the player is potentially a divinity.
oh oh and if you think im doing an asspull, there is actually one common factor in all the games mentioned here. i present you this gentleman. Mr. Kouhei Maeda.
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gaze upon this madman and quake in awe
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notice how in FE echoes shadows of valentia he's listed as special thanks? remember, there is one specific thing that was added to the remake which wasn't present in the og game.
im talking about the post game dungeon, Thebes labyrinth, where u can find grima's creation lore... i'm linking another ramble below posted back in 2018. its more in depth stuff of what grima seems to be.
i am 99% sure he's trying to say something or building something up for the past 10 years!
and STILL there's more to be said about Kris from Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem! which i wont get into too much, but pay attention to how they're portrayed in FEH and in the plegian banner, and suddenly more pieces fall into place. (also: tharja, rhajat, anankos, lyn's reaction, robin's v suspect lines and a lot more i might have missed)
seems like he's given an extremely big role for FEH, having what seems to be the ultimate control over the story of that game. kouhei maeda is a damn mastermind.
the link is strong... once you see it you cant unsee it... thanks for reading...
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cornbeefcycles · 1 year
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Deltavember Days 4 & 5 - School & Susie
i was working on day 4 individually, but irl stuff came up and i couldn’t finish. so here’s days 4 and 5 together!
why is there no cafeteria in the school. is that not a thing? do they not have the budget for it? i highly doubt the locked door next to the supply closet is a cafeteria, so where is it?
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Susie kicks the door open with just enough force to not slam it into the wall again. She grins when she gets it right this time. 
“Got your chalk.” She doesn’t toss it onto Alphys’s desk- she doesn’t wanna go get a new box just because she broke this one. Besides, this was the last box in the unused classroom.
“Oh! Um, uh, thank… you?”
Susie grunts before sitting back down in her chair. Kris follows behind her, which feels fucking weird for whatever reason. God, did she really get that used to following them around?
The rest of the day is… strangely normal, after that. No Lancer gliding into bushes, no Ralsei trying to get her to be nice towards enemies, no goons she could command through Lancer. 
Kris is fast asleep within the first couple of minutes they come back. Damn. She can’t really blame them, though- she’s getting tired as well. Huh. Maybe the Dark World really was real, if both of them are this tired. 
Susie closes her eyes. A quick nap wouldn’t hurt, right? Not like she cares about the rest of the class.
The lunch bell rings before she can fall asleep, though. She growls, annoyed. Can’t get a fucking break, huh? At least it’s an excuse to get out of this stupid classroom. 
The school doesn’t have a cafeteria, for some reason- most people brought their own or walked over to QC’s and ICE-E’s. Which fucking sucks, since free food was the only fucking reason she even went to school in the first place. 
“Wait.” A hand grabs her arm before she can walk out. 
Kris looks like absolute shit, which made sense. Ralsei didn’t really manage to heal them that much before they left. They shared a donut with her before they closed the fountain, but they didn’t have anything left aside from that. And they never really liked the donuts that much, anyways.
They sound like shit, too. “Wanna have lunch? At… at my place?” 
Susie’s eyes widened. “What? Dude, no. I can’t- what if your mom sees?”
Kris shakes their head. “No. She’s supervising the kids. And she doesn’t care if I bring anyone home, as long as we clean up.”
She glances at the other hallway. Come to think of it, she’s never seen any of the chumps during lunch. Huh.
“I mean, if you’re offering, I guess.” Susie grins. Friends… do things like this, right? They offer each other food if they’re hungry?
The walk to Kris’s house isn’t too far- just at the top of town. There’s leftover spaghetti in the fridge, and some juice and granola bars for Susie to snack on while they wait for the pasta to heat up in the microwave. Kris even goes up to their room for some chocolate.
It’s probably the best meal Susie’s ever had in years.
“Y’know, I always wondered why the school doesn’t have a cafeteria.”
Kris pauses mid slurp. Susie chokes back a laugh- they look ridiculous with the noodles hanging out of their mouth. 
They slurp the rest of the noodles before answering. “That’s a thing?”
What.
“Whaddya mean ‘that’s a thing’?!” How could they not know what a fucking cafeteria is?!
“I dunno! I grew up here! I thought cafeterias were just a thing in the movies and tv shows! You mean schools in the city have a big room where they just serve free food?!”
“YES!”
Kris buried their head in their hands. “God, I feel like a fucking idiot.” They mumble.
Susie laughs and claps them on the back. “Well, the more ya know, huh?”
They continue talking while they clean up. It’s weird, she thinks. Kris isn’t that talkative in the Dark World, but now that they’re done with their adventure, they’re much more open with her. She didn’t know they could be this… expressive. Their eyes are still hidden by their hair, but their smile and body language and tone tells so much.
Susie resolves to ask them that later. Maybe they were just feeling a bit off, down there.
(But that didn’t explain how they knew exactly what to do. How to avoid each enemy, how to dance and weave through every attack with ease, which items healed the most and how to solve every puzzle they came across.
Still, it’s a question for another time.)
For the third time that day, Susie kicks open the door to the classroom with a grin. The rest of the class flinches, but she ignores them. 
She turns to Kris.“Arright, chucklenut, I’ll see ya later after school, yeah?”
Kris nods and shoots her finger guns. She snorts softly and sits back down.
Maybe the rest of the day won’t be as boring.
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additional note: there’s no timeline shenanigans going on, don’t worry! kris was just possessed by a speedrunner, that’s why they seemed to know everything about the dark world.
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sharktholomew · 1 year
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HELP i scrolled through my dms with Logan and there was just a wall of "god fucking damn it kris where the fuck are we" memes 💀
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funky-lil-ghost · 1 year
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having way too many random bits of media floating around in your head 24/7 is great actually. i realize i’ve stayed in bed for an hour again and go god fucking damn it ……..goddamnit kris where the hell are we. and the problem gets a little more funny and a little less frustrating
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